"it worked in the Inquisition...I don't see any witches around anymore" LMAO... You surely never saw "Charmed" *rolls eyes*... (hey Cerebel "Spanish Inquisition" is a misnomer, the inquisition was actually a generalized event throughout the sphere of influence of the church, the Salem witch trials were an offshoot just as the inquisition, unles my memory serves me not, was an offshoot of the crusades. Using the misnomer is offensive in it's own right, and I say so without being Spanish myself).
Hey that's nothing... The "inquisition" might have worked to keep witches away but witches are nothing when compaired to the evil HyJoQuZeF aGiTs... Yes, really, they can be as small as a drop of blood or as big as the stupidity of a fundie, worse than their unlimited ability for growth they are somewhat like blobs as fast as bullets with claw-ending tendrils which are somewhat like Mida's touch... Why somewhat like Mida's touch? Well, Mida could convert objects, animals and people into gold just through touch, likewise this claws can alter whatever they touch, it's just that they do not 'cause a transmutation over the whole victim but the touched area develops an anus... Yes! an anus! And this is just half as scary as the fact that breasts are differently affected, each one becomes a set of cock and testes!!! Yes girls! run for your life if you ever see this crap, I mean, if you ever see a HyJoQuZeF aGiTs!!! After developing such mutation you would no longer be a woman! really! But not content with that they will proceed to thrust their evil claws up your new anuses to anally rape you until you get used to them and become one of them!!!!
Ok, are you readers calm now? Have you realized that you've never seen a HyJoQuZeF aGiT in your life? Well... I must tell you the secret for this... You must keep the tradition 'cause if you do not follow the ritual they will be free to come and get us...
First take a cup full of mayonaisse, pour any alcoholic beverage on it, let it rot in the sun, when it's rotten smear it up your ass, meanwhile you need to have some mixture of mustard, olive oil, soy sauce, egg yolk and ketchup equally rotten, this later mixture is for you to hold in your mouth while you smear your ass, once you finish with your ass spit what you've got in your mouth to your cock or pussy, you must do this naked ah, and if you are a woman you have to add a mixture of avocado sauce and pickle juice to your breasts, with some honey, salt and sugar... The final step is to go naked and crush a bush of poison ivy or similar toxic and/or thorny plant with your body as you roll over it calling forth god's name and praising his love for you...
Hey I tell ya, it really works!!! I've done it for years and I've never ever heard of a single victim of a HyJoQuZeF aGiT!!! Why? 'Cause the protection extends to everyone that is within communication-reach of you. I'm sorry for the guys that are creeping somewhere under a rock far to far from me to be benefitted so I thought it had be time to extend this recipe throughout the world so we can all be protected from the evil HyJoQuZeF aGiT...
And you know you must believe me 'cause if you read what I say it means you are within comunication-reach of myself and if you have never ever been assault by a HyJoQuZeF aGiT you can thank it to me... But all thanks I want is for you too do what you can to save those within comunication reach of yourselves from those guys...
So, forget the inquisition and go get some foodstuff to rot and a poison ivy to grow in your backyard!!!! The lack of HyJoQuZeF aGiT within my reach is enough of a proof for me that I'm doing the right thing to keep them away!!!!