LYNCHBURG, Va. The Reverend Jerry Falwell says global warming is "Satan's attempt to redirect the church's primary focus" from evangelism to environmentalism.
Falwell told his Baptist congregation in Lynchburg yesterday that "the jury is still out" on whether humans are causing -- or could stop -- global warming.
But he said some "naive Christian leaders" are being "duped" by arguments like those presented in former Vice President Al Gore's documentary "An Inconvenient Truth. Falwell says the documentary should have been titled "A Convenient Untruth."
Falwell said the Bible teaches that God will maintain the Earth until Jesus returns, so Christians should be responsible environmentalists, but not what he calls ... quote ... "first-class nuts."
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The Bible tells you to take care of the earth too. But that's just a little too, uh, inconvenient for you, isn't it?
But he said some "naive Christian leaders" are being "duped" by arguments like those presented in former Vice President Al Gore's documentary "An Inconvenient Truth. Falwell says the documentary should have been titled "A Convenient Untruth."
Gee, how clever. Did you think of that one all by yourself, reverend? Or maybe it just never occured to you that Al Gore's film has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with your fucktarded religion.
You know, I can almost understand denying global warming. The idea that our earth will soon be uninhabitable, and that we're causing it is almost enough to make me want to stick my head in the sand myself.
But then the people denying global warming have to find some religious reason to say "hey, global warming isn't true!", and I'm all "buh? What the christ-flipping fuck does global warming have to do with Jesus?" People can attribute anything to Satan, I guess.
Christian anti-intellectualism was one thing, they really wern't hurting anyone but themselves and were actually helping out the rest of us by making themselves less and less competitive in the job market.
But Christian anti-environmentalism is truly frightening. This is my world, too, assholes, and your LA LA LA LA denials and assertions that "God will maintain the Earth until Jesus returns" will fricking kill us all.
Do you think that Bush supports you because he believes that God will take care of things? Hell no, he supports you because it's a handy way to just let big business fuck the environment as much as they like in the name of profit. You know the average age of a CEO of a Fortune 500 company? No? It's 63. Sixty-fucking-three. Do you think they give a fuck if the environment collapses in thirty years?
You are selling your children's future in the name of blind stupidity.
"...so Christians should be responsible environmentalists, but not what he calls ... quote ... "first-class nuts."
Uhhhh, yeah, you'd hate to look nuts.
global warming is still in debate though. many people are saying it's us and how we need to cut back, many people say the planet is changing and we cannot stop it (kinda like a 'heat age'). the only difference is that they're trying to back up their claims with science and facts. you're just a fucking retard. i love how fundies know they're right.
Read your own book, asshole.
Genesis 1:26
26 Then God said, "Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, and over all the creatures that move along the ground."
Whatever is a convenient "truth" to you, eh bub?
Is this the same Jerry Falwell that said America deserved what happened to it on 9/11, and blamed it on feminists, gays, abortionists and the ACLU?
Or are there two rabid, slavering, ignorant nutcases called Jerry Falwell out there?
That's it, i give up. I'm going to get a decent suit, a shitty haircut, and some jowels, and I'm gonna make it big as a televangelist. Screw ethics- if you can't beat these souless fuckers, I say join 'em. I can say whatever crazy shitball thing i want to, and so long as it's tied to Jesus or Satan, people will send me money. Screw everyone, I'm gonna be a millionaire!
"LYNCHBURG, Va. The Reverend Jerry Falwell says global warming is "Satan's attempt to redirect the church's primary focus" from evangelism to environmentalism."
It used to be civil right activism, but Satan has had to change with the times.
Falwell told his Baptist congregation in Lynchburg yesterday that "the jury is still out" on whether humans are causing -- or could stop -- global warming."
Did the round earth jury come in? How about the lightning rod jury? The germs cause disease jury? Do we have a decision on these things yet?
"But he said some "naive Christian leaders" are being "duped" by arguments like those presented in former Vice President Al Gore's documentary "An Inconvenient Truth. Falwell says the documentary should have been titled "A Convenient Untruth.""
Christians have been duped by Falwell for decades. His church should be called "a convenient place to put your money and not get it back.
"Falwell said the Bible teaches that God will maintain the Earth until Jesus returns, so Christians should be responsible environmentalists, but not what he calls ... quote ... "first-class nuts.""
Its too late - they are already first class nuts.
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