TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

[Conclusion to a satirical retelling of Sleeping Beauty]

I’ll stick with the Anne Rice retelling, thank you very much.

Stew Peters and Sean Hibbeler #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #fundie

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

I don’t know if it was done by Google AI or what, but if you want another example of AI atrocity…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9DdPSjjkng

(“Anna Indiana,” the “AI singer-songwriter”)

Edit to add: Tho maybe I shouldn’t have brought that up in the first place, lol…she’s getting better

Stew Peters and Sean Hibbeler #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #fundie

Prince Caspian #fundie #homophobia #sexist

Girls can live Lesbos if they want.

Hmm, "Lesbos,” eh? As in that Greek island, whose perhaps most famous resident from the times of old was Sappho, known for her romantic poems about love between women?

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

<@KeithInc.> #198138

@Sasha #198105
“I had never heard of Trump Won”
I can’t even find it. YOu’d think something that ‘went platinum’ would have a wiki page, but it’s only mentioned on the singer’s bio.

I just now Googled it….it is on YouTube, at least.

Now, of course, I just HAVE to listen it…it’s a good thing I’m already drinking right now, because I think I might need one after this, LOL

Edit: OK, before I even started to play the video, I noticed it has over 1 million views…is that what he means by “going platinum”??

Edit to add again: Well, musically at least, not horrible. Kind of a generic pop/rock/country song, nothing really stands out about it at all, lyrically it’s just the same ol crap we’ve all heard by now.

Wall Rider #conspiracy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #psycho #quack

I somehow happened to see a YouTube video talking about cases of rabies in humans the other day…they literally showed a person suffering from it. The one poster said the vaccine increases your chances of getting cancer? I think I’d rather take my chances with cancer, if that was really the choice! At least people do sometimes live through cancer.

(as in the “Tribal Chief” himself, former Undisputed WWE Champion Roman Reigns!)

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

(He’s blaming the Covid vaccine.)

At this point, I’m starting to think he’d blame the Covid vaccine for his car not starting in the morning.

Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 #wingnut

He’s the best President of our lifetime.

Hmm, she’s just a little older than me, so like me, she grew up during the Reagan presidency…guess she doesn’t rate him up there with “the Donald”? Personally, I’d go for Obama for “the best President of my lifetime” but I suppose it’s understandable why MTG wouldn’t pick him.

Robin Ortiz #fundie #conspiracy

the earthquakes in places that rarely have them

“Rarely” doesn’t mean they NEVER happen, it means they DO happen, but just not often. So you shouldn’t take a rare thing happening as a sign of something significant. To put it another way…sometimes weird shit just happens! I live in southeast Michigan, which is certainly not a place known for earthquakes, but they happen once in a great while. Back in 2020, there was a 3.2 magnitude earthquake, I think it was about 6 miles from where I was living at the time…it didn’t cause any damage that I know of, but I definitely felt and heard it, anyway!

Larry Moencurly #wingnut #conspiracy #racist

Stonetoss #conspiracy #racist

I looked around online to see if Kobe Bryant had any history of making anti-semitic comments or anything like that, and nope, at least from a quick search, I ain’t finding a damn thing of the sort. In fact, it seems like quite the opposite was the case! Actual quote from the article:

Bryant told me his dad and mom taught him that “they don’t see color, religion, race. Just human beings.”

So yeah, “pebbleyeet” is just lying and putting words in people’s mouths, I guess I should not be surprised.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Suspected Medical Emergency Likely Cause of Death

Uh, well, yeah…isn’t any death caused by a “medical emergency”????

I know there was a thing years ago, not sure how long ago, but sometimes the official cause of death of someone who died at an old age was just called “old age.” Nowadays it’s usually described specifically, like they’ll say “heart failure” or whatever.

Eric Hovind #fundie

@Bastethotep #197664

PS:
We also have very strong evidence that your theology based on your literalistic interpretation of the Bible - notably, postulating a very specific personal interventionist god with an established modus operandi, rather than a generic First Cause or an actually unknowable transcendent divinity that cannot be falsified due to unpredictability - is not true.

You hit the nail on the damn head right there. I was about to say the same kind of thing before I read your comment! In other words, I’d say…yeah, I might not be able to prove that A GOD OR GODS does not exist (which of course, you don’t have to do to be an atheist) but I am fairly strongly convinced that the “God” people like Eric Hovind are talking about does not exist.

Vox Day #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Biologists should not be the least bit reluctant to leave the useless theories of Neo-Darwinism behind or to abandon evolution by natural selection. To the contrary, we now have a growing body of scientific evidence that humanity is not, and never was, alone in the universe.

OK, uh….what the fuck? How in the flying fuck would the existence of life elsewhere in the universe disprove evolution by natural selection? If it happens on one planet, why can’t it happen somewhere else too? There’s a leap of logic here that I’m just not understanding…

Redeemed Zoomer #fundie

Christians must reconquer:
- Mainline Churches

Mainline churches? as in “mainline Protestant”? Oh I get it, that’s just another way to say “these Christians I don’t like aren’t REAL Christians” ain’t it?

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

I’d replace Biden at the Democrat convention in August with Michelle Obama.

Well, because that’s not how anything works, that ain’t happening, and she’s shown no indication of wanting to run for office to my knowledge…but I wouldn’t hate it.

Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Dozens of possible Dyson Spheres discovered all over our galaxy.

Nah, there’s only one that’s gonna be discovered for a while, that’s when the Enterprise 1701-D finds it. (classic episode!)

Redeemed Zoomer #homophobia

That just reminds me of the George Carlin bit about how Christians are against both abortion and homosexuality. Kinda doesn’t make sense, you know, because homosexuals don’t really have abortions, as a general rule…

Paul Craig Roberts #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #quack #ufo #conspiracy

Microwave pulsing hits us while we sleep
Similar to a microwave oven

Congratulations, Bennett, you figured out that microwave ovens use microwaves!

What’s his next revelation, that normal ovens use heat to cook food?

SFCmac #transphobia #conspiracy

Hospitals and healthcare corporations push ‘gender affirming’ programs, hysterectomies, and transgender surgeries on kids who should be occupied with playing sports, hanging with their friends, having a crush, going to school dances and attending pep rallies.

That’s seriously insulting as fuck to any trans person, I would have to think.

Neogrendizer #conspiracy #crackpot

@kuyohashi #197335

Donald Demento

Nah, he doesn’t deserve that name, that’s insulting to Dr. Demento (longtime record collector/radio host specializing in comedy and novelty music), in my opinion at least.

Bryan K Starr #fundie #pratt #dunning-kruger

the apes coming down from the trees because they wanted to walk upright,

Why is that a “funny story”? Humans are literally upright-walking apes, ya know…

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

I was going to suggest that they make a vaccine that will convince people not to take any more vaccines.

Saying the COVID vaccine doesn’t work is one thing (and a stupid thing at that), but that’s basically saying NO vaccines work? That’s just sheer stupidity and/or ignorance, on a whole other level.

I’ve said it before: There’s a reason why my mother, for example, still has a very distinctive scar on her arm from the smallpox vaccine, whereas anyone who’s around my age (47) or younger does not. (cus it fuckin’ WORKED!)

Samurai #homophobia #dunning-kruger #elitist

I’m seriously waiting for one of these guys to arrive at the conclusion that the only thing that isn’t being gay is….actually being gay.

Wayne Allyn Root #transphobia #wingnut

Do you think illegal aliens should get free healthcare while you pay full price for everything?

Or healthcare could just be free for everyone…

J.K. Rowling #transphobia

@Timjer #197016

Yeah, maybe I’ll give the series another try eventually, I dunno. I might be a bit biased myself; my favorite fantasy series are the ones I got into a young age, DragonLance by Weis and Hickman (and a shitload of other authors who wrote books in the same universe) and Xanth by Piers Anthony. (which, btw, often gets a bad rap for being misogynistic…I can see that in some of the earlier books, but I think it’s gotten better in that regard as the series goes on.)

Samurai #homophobia #dunning-kruger #elitist

99% of sexhavers are secretly gay (Scientific proof)
When a woman blows her bf/husband, very often, the man will kiss her after that and even full on makeout with her. He's literally kissing and making out with his own private parts and traces of his own ejaculate.

One problem with that so-called “logic”: Do you really think 99% of male “sexhavers” (I hate that word) get blowjobs? I have no idea what the actual percentage would be, but I think it’s safe to assume that it would be probably a decent amount less than that. Also, bisexual men are a thing that exists, so if one of them gets a blowjob from a woman, can you really call that “secretly gay”? Oh, and I’ve heard some men say they don’t wanna kiss the woman after a blowjob, so do they count as “secretly gay” too somehow?

Daniel Hickens #dunning-kruger #quack #sexist

I’m 47 years old now, and yet I’ve managed to keep myself from raping anybody. I mean, I’m a horny pervert who’s into BDSM, but I do know that CONSENT is the key word in all that.

Dr. Schavi M. Ali #crackpot #magick #quack

It used to have a yellow-like glow during the day, but now it is extremely bright.

Is that some sort of “Mandela effect” thing? Like they’re saying “the sun was more yellow when I was a kid, I swear, and Jif peanut butter used to be called Jiffy” etc.

(just thought of this, to go off on a bit of a tangent….I wondering if some of the people who talk about the “Jif vs Jiffy” thing are remembering “Jiffy pop” popcorn? lol, remember that, the popcorn that came in its own pan that you put on the stove?)

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

“And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring;” Luke 21:25 (KJB)

Hmm, OK…I guess “signs IN the sun” could certainly be interpreted as referring to geomagnetic storms, but then what the hell are “signs in the moon”? Could be talking about astrology? And “distress and perplexity in nations” and “sea and waves roaring” could be applied to just about any time in human history, couldn’t it?

J.K. Rowling #transphobia

I kinda wanna say she’s an author I liked who’s going “off the rails”…but, I actually tried reading the whole Harry Potter series a while back, I guess just “to see what all the fuss was about” because I never got into it when it was super popular…meh, I couldn’t finish the whole thing, kinda lost interest halfway through.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Today we bring you this breaking solar storm that may, or may not, wreak havoc on Planet Earth

Really pinning it down there, I see!

Dixie Anon #racist #conspiracy

“people of color,’”

did he wanna say the “n-word” but either the site wouldn’t let him, or he’s trying to be cute?

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

The Tree of life is the Aroura Borealis

At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country?? Localized entirely within your kitchen???

Jesse Lee Peterson #sexist

Women have no business "working" construction and smelling funky!

Wait, what? Is he saying women can’t or aren’t allowed to “smell funky”? Seriously???

Ben Garrison #wingnut

Biden is an experienced, accomplished liar and he has no shame about it

You seem to have misspelled “Trump,” Ben. Hmm, I don’t know, though…(because yes, I relate everything to professional wrestling, I’m a major nerd, I know lol), I’m not sure who’d be the worse liar out of Trump or Hulk Hogan. (for example, the “Hulkster” has claimed, among other things, that he once wrestled 400 DAYS in one year, due to going back and forth to wrestle in the US and Japan and crossing the International Date Line. Think about that one for a minute, lol)

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

I feel like I'm totally missing something here. Obama rigged and/or stole Romney's Presidential campaign (whatever that even means) by using the IRS to attack people AFTER they had already contributed to it? Uh...what? How would that even work?

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

I only wish Barack and Michelle Obama still had the power that Wayne and people like him think they do!

Steve Kirsch quoting Paul Bhola #conspiracy #wingnut

Doug Duff #crackpot #wingnut #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

I’m not a lawyer or anything, but I’m pretty sure like 99.99% of actual lawyers or judges would either laugh or be utterly dumbfounded by this.

In the realm of Identity Theft, if you recall, the first thing required by the thief is to determine YOUR identity. When they place ink on paper

I’m guessing that most, or at least a pretty damn good percentage of, identity theft these days is done without anyone placing actual ink on paper. It’s probably just a lot easier to get someone’s information online, ain’t it?

gncstar #sexist

as a male person who’s been homeless before…..well, good. You sound like someone I’d quite rather avoid anyway!

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

Hmm, OK, I noticed something is kinda amiss here. In all that, there ain’t one damn WORD about the child is doing. it’s just “how does this affect ME” isnt it?

Is that kind of parent you wanna be? If so, then, well, I guess I’m just glad I happen to have parents who actually give a shit about me.

David Guyll #sexist #conspiracy

OK, I guess it’s partly maybe because I don’t know a damn thing about the game he’s talking about…but holy crap, that seems like a lot of words to say….I don’t know even know what? Is this just another guy complaining that the chicks in his game ain’t hot enough? If so, I’ve said before, and I’ll say it one more time….porn games exist, some of them are actually really good, so shut up and stop whining, holy crap.

Conservapedia #conspiracy #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy

I guess he’s kinda right in a way….vaccines enable people to live long enough to have an idea of what their sexual orientation and gender identity is.

What the fuck does he think “sexual orientation” and “gender identity” mean? Last I checked, everybody has those things, whatever they are in their case.