I am an abductee. I was abducted several times before I got saved, and several times after I got saved.
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So you think they're god's angels, huh? Clearly they've pulled you over to the dark side. Everyone knows they are demonic/human hybrid ghosts from ancient times who are desperately trying to engineer bodies so they can breed the antichrist. You're gonna be left behind now, and you're getting your head chopped off! Sucks to be you.
tmr and Septic Sceptic made me laugh. As such, and under my authority as Sovereign Emperor of Humanity (a title with about as much substance as the 'Doctor' in Dr. Kent Hovind), I award you each half an internet. When you put them together, strange things can appear!
wow, I've heard of fundies claiming that aliens are actually demons but I've never heard of one claiming that they are angels.
Of course, neither demons nor angels exist, and alien abductions aren't real either, so this is still a pile of batshit insane, but at least it's an ORIGINAL variety of batshit insane. Congrats Antiaging, you have provided original entertainment for the day.
So, you've been abducted by aliens, then you got saved by Christ and STILL got abducted by aliens?
That's one damn worthless savior you have.
... they have medications for that now, you know.
@ tmr and Septic Skeptic: I very, very nearly avoided shooting seltzer water out my nose when I read your posts. Ow.
This guy should read 'The Taking' by Dean Koontz. If, for no other reason, than to convince himself that the Devil has spaceships.
Just, y'know, for a laugh.
You are seriously lacking in discretion, antiaging. Our enemy is extremely clever, and even Scripture admits that he can appear to us as an "angel of light." While it's true that flying craft are not mentioned in the Bible, it is very possible that the UFO phenomena people witness today is simply a deceptive illusion intended to take our eyes away from the Savior. Most of the UFO stories I have read have a satanic subtext to them that you, as a Christian, are probably aware of. The so-called 'aliens' always tell people that they can save themselves and promote a humanistic philosophy. Ever see "The Day The Earth Stood Still?" It's about an alien who visits earth in order to end war and bring peace to mankind - in other words, a false Messiah. Please notice that the "aliens" never mention God or Christ. If these were really beings more advanced than us, then surely they would know something about the Creator and His plan of redemption. Some 'aliens' are even said to wear badges that look like flying serpents; a symbol of the devil in his angelic guise.
The "horrifying and scary" experience of being in the presence of demons is only a small taste of what horrors await in hell for those who follow this path. Just imagine spending eternity locked up alone with these creatures. Please repent of your idolatry, for, as Scripture says, "what communion has darkness with light?" You shouldn't be fellowshipping with this creatures.
AntiAging, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but your doctors and I, well, we've decided you're old enough to know the truth.
To Serve Man is a cookbook, dear.
Now, run along and play.
That you are abducted and probed so often means that you will take part in the rapture, antiaging ;)
I believe ufo aliens are God's angels. Devils don't have flying aircraft in the bible. God's angels do have them, in the bible. Devils don't have physical bodies in the bible. God's angels do have physical bodies and supernatural powers, in the bible.
Citation or burn in hell for lying.
devils ARE angels in the bible, dumbass.
but its ok, because neither of them exist.
No, you've got it the other way around. Didn't the Asgard and Goauld come to Earth and only pretend to be gods? Or at least the Asgard just let people believe that, the Goauld went and encouraged it...
Ever see "The Day The Earth Stood Still?" It's about an alien who visits earth in order to end war and bring peace to mankind - in other words, a false Messiah.
MessianicServant, have you ever seen the movie?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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