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Now, please understand this Biblical principle: if President George W. Bush were truly Born Again as he claims, and is led by the Holy Spirit, he would take the actions of righteous King Jehu, and would destroy the Washington Monument! He would have signed an Executive Order his first day in office to destroy and burn this huge obelisk. Further, if Reverends Franklin and Billy Graham were offering President Bush true Biblical advice, they would advise him that he had to destroy that obelisk, and begin the destruction of all symbols of Masonry now polluting America! For that matter, how could Dr. Franklin Graham "face the obelisk" when he offered his prayer prior to the Inauguration ceremony?

You protest that President Bush would encounter too much opposition to destroying such an historic piece of American history. You are right -- enormous opposition would be encountered -- but since when has that deterred a true man of God, on God's mission? Do you think King Jehu encountered no opposition? He did, but he rode the right hand of Almighty God on a righteous mission, and swept the opposition away! If George W. Bush were truly Born Again, he would have asked Christians all over the world to support him in this most courageous act!

The Washington Monument obelisk is a 555-foot erect penis of Baal in its sexually aroused state, for crying out loud! Why wouldn't God be offended?

Thus, when George W. Bush faced the obelisk like a good Illuminist would do, we are not convinced he is truly a Born Again Christian. When you hear President Bush announcing he is destroying the Washington Obelisk Monument, you may truly believe in your inner heart that he is Born Again.

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