a woman's clitoris being a focal point of extreme pleasure and the underside near the head of a mans penis being his is all a huge case of random coincidences. i guess our genitalia evolved to experience pleasure. couldn't be because God wanted us to experience these sensations to make us happy and strengthen the bond with your mate while we reproduce.
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Yes. Here's the thing. It had hundreds of millions of years to evolve. Mammalian reproduction predates man by a long time, and it's not hard to figure out that individuals who found sex pleasurable would be more likely to do it again, thus increasing their chances of reproducing. Organisms that found it painful wouldn't do it at all. Pretty soon the only ones remaining are the ones who like sex.
Hang about. According to most religious killjoys were not supposed to enjoy sex at all, only produce rugrats.
Now if he was a really smart god, he would have put the clitoris at the back of the throat, ala Linda Lovelace, and replaced the digestive system with the reproduction system. Imagine...
Will you fucking people make up your minds! One minute, sex is viewed as being vile and disgusting, and people should refrain from having it; the next minute, God wants you to feel sexual pleasure. So, which is it?
Where on earth did you learn that sex is supposed to make you happy? Sex is an abomination designed by the Devil to tempt you away from Jesus. Stop thinking about sex. Only nasty atheists think about and do sex all the time.
And stop touching yourself.
"i guess our genitalia evolved to experience pleasure."
You guess correctly. After all, how often would you be having sex if it wasn't pleasurable? Oh, you're a fundie... nevermind then.
Sex feels good, so you want to do it more, so you have more babies. Also sex cements social bonds, making the group "safer" so more individuals survive. Obvious evolutionary advantages right there. And I thought fundtards believed sex for pleasure was sin?
Well, if we find sex pleasurable, we will have sex more, resulting in more offspring. Sounds like evolution to me.
Perhaps it's why 'god' cast fundies in the closest image to dickheads he could come up with, to give himself pleasure. Wotta card!
@ Iluminatalie
I thought the puppies and flowers were whacking material ...
Well...speaking as a woman, if anything could ever make me believe in god, it would be the clitoris.
Religious and kinda new age-y, but not very fundie.
Well, if anything could suggest that there is a benevolent deity, guess it might be that. :-)
But there are lots and lots and lots of ways to enjoy doing the nasty. I won't enumerate them here, but you have argued yourself into a corner.
But wait, isn't sex dirty? Now you are confusing me!
Well, if anything could suggest that there is a benevolent deity, guess it might be that. :-)
But there are lots and lots and lots of ways to enjoy doing the nasty. I won't enumerate them here, but you have argued yourself into a corner.
But wait, isn't sex dirty? Now you are confusing me!
This is one of the few times when scientific and religious explanations for an observation are about equally good. So yeah, Anonymous, it's not that ridiculous.
Although I am reminded of what Neil deGrasse Tyson said:
"This [a genital region] is an entertainment complex in the middle of a sewage system. No engineer would design that."
Actually, it's because the species that didn't associate sex with extreme pleasure died out.
And now we're reaching our population limit, and it's starting to become inconvenient. Especially since humans haven't even worried about extinction in a few thousand years, much less now.
I've always thought that due to the fact that the clitoris and penis are both at handy-arms-length it proves that we evolved to easily masturbate.
If god was involved wouldn't he have put the clitoris inside the vagina and the prostate on the penis for direct stimulation during vaginal intercourse?
and prostate massage (accessible only through the anus) is proof of god, exactly why?
Oh yes he designed the bum-fuck
"couldn't be because God wanted us to experience these sensations to make us happy and strengthen the bond with your mate while we reproduce. "
Of course not. God doesn't exist therefore can't want anything. On the other hand genitalia, pleasure and reproduction are real.
@Osiris,
Red back spiders in Australia (related to the black widow) perform sexual cannibalism as the male is eaten, supposedly it increase the chance of more genetic material being passed on, but it is not at all pleasurable for the male.
Where is the fundie?
Why is this on the main page?
Are we just taking a piss on anything that even mentions god now?
This frankly was not worthy of being approved...
< i guess our genitalia evolved to experience pleasure. couldn't be because God wanted us to experience these sensations to make us happy and strengthen the bond with your mate while we reproduce. >
In other words, "it could be an evolutionary trait. Or a God caused a schoolbook example of evolution to happen spontaneously. Could be. Who knows?"
And to prove it, that's why God made sex with a spouse so much more enjoyable than sex with a mistress.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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