Fundies Say the Darndest Things! April 2004 Edition
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Last Updated September 3, 2004


46 posts nominated this month!


"And all that 88% [premarital sex] stat shows is that most teenagers are evil/liars, tell me something I don't know. "
- Blackguard_, ChristianForums


"I love logic like this [religion doesn't need or deserve public assistance]. Why should homosexuality need or deserve public assistance??? oooooooooh. Right. By this logic it doesn't.. Which way are we going to have it, because this faulty interpretation of the separation of church and state isn't going to hold water for much longer under these conditions."
- drfeelgood, ChristianForums


"Well, I think it's pretty simple, really.. You're the first one to scream bloody murder when someone preaches Christianity in schools. 'Oh! The HORROR!!!!' I don't see you uttering a word when it's homosexuality being preached in schools. Nice double standard. What a joke. What a fraud."
- drfeelgood, ChristianForums


"I told you Firsch, as I'll tell everyone else. The homosexual campaign and the 'separation of church and state' campaign are complete and total frauds and I will point it out."
- drfeelgood, ChristianForums


"Homosexuality IS a topic in schools. Just because you don't want to believe it doesn't make it so. It has come up in as an issue at my children's public school. I suppose, of course, that you've been to every school and you just have all this down pat?"
- drfeelgood, ChristianForums


*** Puritan of the Month ***

"By God's standards, is letting your pet lick/kiss you considered beastiality?... Sometimes pets like dogs and cats like to show affection by coming up and licking or giving you a nudge on the face and what not. Do you think that letting your pet do this qualifies as beastiality?"
- Hughes, RaptureReady


"Atheists See No Problem With Human To Animal Sex"
- seer, TheologyWeb


"Atheists See No Problem With Human To Animal Sex... In response to a question about human to animal sex being illegal:

Atheist one...: Q. Why have laws preventing men from bedding sheep? A. Because they smell bad.

Atheist two [asked if it should be legalized]...: Who would be harmed?"
- seer, TheologyWeb


"[The reason I object to beastiality is] God's law - what is yours?"
- seer, TheologyWeb


"And I would rather be sexually abused than killed and eaten - how about you. Beside how do you know that Ms. Sheep doesn't like what farmer Brown is doing...? Take a male dog with a woman - that dog is not being tortured - he can't wait. Really chsalvia you have to get over these puritian moral notions..."
- seer, TheologyWeb


"Now give me one reason why it should be unlawful..."
- seer, TheologyWeb


"But all you are saying is that the majority finds human to animal sex objectionable. Well the majority finds homosexual marriage objectionable. So I guess you are with us on the gay marriage thing..."
- seer, TheologyWeb


[After a Freemason initiation ceremony with a gun and 'blanks' results in accidental death] "And not to bring this up...
* A 76 [7+6=13]-year-old man
* William James, 47 [4+7=11]
* a .22 [2 x 11 = 22]-caliber pistol loaded with blanks
* 38 [3+8=11]-caliber with real bullets"
- mattbert, RaptureReady


"I agree! This is how those people are working....... Those numbers are meaning everythiung to them. Otherwise they will not succeed in their plans. Agood plan is always done with these kind of numerology."
- Flying Dutchman, RaptureReady


"One person was shot and killed today at a meet of Masonic people in America today along with the suicide bombings in Turkey which have killed at least three.... coincidence or is something going on here?"
- rhain, RaptureReady


"i've always wondered what atheists thought about the orgin of life. the origin of everything. since various harvard, ivy league, big name professors and scientists have said that all evidence points toward a supreme being yet they choose not to believe there is a god because the notion seems 'absurd' 'preposterous', etc. they just refuse to believe it."
- glo, ChristianForums


*** "Not Copy-Pasted From Landover Baptist, Honest" Prize ***

"The left-wing Republican Party is now anti-Constitution, anti-Bill of Rights, anti-God, anti-Bible, pro-abortion, pro-homosexual, pro-illegal immigration, and does nothing about the Stalinist genocide and nuclear WalMart in North Korea and nothing about the nuclear terrorist threats from Iran and Pakistan. The Consitution Party [website] is now snowballing into the true voice of Conservatism untainted by the drug addicts and antisemites of the Libertarian Party."
- Warrior Monk, ChristianForums


"I'm writing a letter to [former Alabama judge Roy] Moore asking him to run [for President]. We need his leadership, and great constitutional knowledge in our country."
- DaveSZ, ChristianForums


"I saw this [atheist political] group on CSPAN. What a pathetic bunch of losers. It was both sad and laughable. They seemed rather confused."
- MikeJ, RaptureReady


"They need mega-PRAYER!! That is such a sad life, not having God...what exactly else is there to live for?????? Nothing I can think of."
- maryr_32, RaptureReady


"I may be wrong, but I feel that Kerry wants to be president to feed his ego, not because he has any great plans for America or any noble agenda to move the nation forward."
- cameron222, RaptureReady


"I agree. Kerry reminds me of the rich private school type to the letter. You know, ‘Lance’ the cool dude on the rowing team, popular with the ‘in’ crowd and shallow as a puddle."
- SamsonOption, RaptureReady


"It was only a matter of time [before atheists started a political action committee]. They will now have even more clout in Washington."
- can4christ, RaptureReady


"Hubble Space Telescope Looks Back to Edge of 'Big Bang'... Yeah, right. We all know that the Big Bang Theory goes against the laws of thermodynamics and entropy."
- Hughes, RaptureReady


"Your professor may be just the type of scientist that the devil uses to decieve others."
- Hughes, RaptureReady


"Even Christians can be deceived if they allow Satan to deceive them... I certainly wouldn't put my faith in any of these scientists. They are likely the same kind of scientists that believe that the universe was created by chance."
- Hughes, RaptureReady


"My Biology professor consantly assumbes evolution to be true and law. The lecture is once a week, and for the rest of the semester, we will be learning about evolution. Ugh. I've asked many questions in class, and I never get any real answers. My favorite is when I asked her about the current idea that we are only separated from fish because our DNA decided to make more Amino Acids by chance."
- Qui-Zahn, RaptureReady


"This article is the perfect example of how scientists push their garbage religion. They call it THEORY, yet every where you look in books and articles they present it as FACT. Same is true of evolution."
- Angyl, RaptureReady


"You're kidding yourself if you think this is about 'formal language' [i.e., the scientific definition of 'theory'] as opposed to Satan doing what he has done, according to Scripture, from DAY ONE, which is to get man to question whether what God said is true or not. I don't simplyfy Satan or his tactics, (which he's spent millenia dreaming up), that way. It's only one step removed from admitting he isn't real."
- Angyl, RaptureReady


"Who cares about secular archaeology... secular archaeology would deny lifespans of 900+ years for most of the Genesis 5 patriarchs too, so who gives a monkey's? But it's hardly surprising that Morton puts secular archaeology about Biblical history, since he puts uniformitarian 'science' above the Bible too."
- Socrates, TheologyWeb


*** Bizarre Creationist Assertion of the Month ***

"When I was reading all these posts, I remembered something I learned of a christian radio program. Sin causes death, it is the reason things decay and die. So couldn't the reason that the earth seems older than it is be from sin?"
- ratioann, TheologyWeb


"I know that, but wasn't the earth cursed because of adam & eve. Before they sinned, they were in the garden, no doubt the earth didn't appear old and decrepit then."
- ratioann, TheologyWeb


"President Bush is right to call for a Constitutional amendment... The Homosexuals are out of control and they should be put in jail for civil disobedience, along with the mayors and judges who have permitted this disgrace called Homosexual marriage to go on for the past few weeks. Fellow believers, please pray for our country. We have become Sodom and Gomorrah and I beg God to have mercy on us. Amen."
- Jude3b, TheologyWeb


"But Gay Marriage is not a right Marriage itself is a religious ceremony... I doubt gay people could be religious anyway..."
- Christianotaku, TheologyWeb


"I am rational rational by knowing ultimate truths... and that homosexaulity is a sin i know people who have struggled with it I know God hates it ....I know its wrong and at least i hold that conviction beyond a matter of a doubt no matter what bible scholars tell me [about those verses condemning temple prostitution or pedophilia instead of homosexuality in general]"
- Christianotaku, TheologyWeb


"i dont beleive in greek i beleive in english but there is no undisputed translation even the original greek is fought over so why should i spend more time... when you got hell for being homosexaul what will you do then..."
- Christianotaku, TheologyWeb


"ok im sorry for calling you thick skulled its just.....sheesh...I cant beleive the stupidity and mule like ness of some people who dont want to accept the truth"
- Christianotaku, TheologyWeb


"mhm gay marriage is not a right

marriage is a religious thing

your yourself being a atheist should have no want for anything to do with marriage

you being a atheist should know that homosexaulity makes those people not causing population so they should deserve no rights...."
- Christianotaku, TheologyWeb


"Marriage was invented by religion its roots are religious and the majority of americans are religious and Against Gay marriage they have tthe right to protest against it and to protect it from change. It is not a right and it is not phsyically hurting anybody to not allowed to be married...."
- Christianotaku, TheologyWeb


[After ancient Sumerian secular marriages are mentioned] "if it were a ecenomic arragment it wouldnt be called marriage"
- Christianotaku, TheologyWeb


"No marriage didnt exist before religion the first marriage was between adam and eve and they where the first humans in creation now you can say that you might be able to track down in old history marriage but it wont be before this marriage..."
- Christianotaku, TheologyWeb


"But why should america which is %75 against homosexaulity give them more liberty than is there basic modern rights."
- Christianotaku, TheologyWeb


"But seriously, I have a bit of a quandry calling it marriage. Call it something else. 'Queerage,' or something like that."
- Brother Vinny, TheologyWeb


"I have a question. What about 'bi-sexulas'? What's next....bi-sexual 'rights'? Would it be okay for a bi-sexual to 'marry' a 'male' and a 'female'?"
- Ma-Ma Bear, ChristianForums


"The spirit, will lead you if you hold steadfast, considering almost all religions are based on the God of Moses, even offshoot Pagan Gods, then it should be evident with discernment that Christ is the Lord."
- Scorpio, ChristianForums


[Replying to "A righteous person would survive a head-on car wreck?"] "A righteous man would have angels watching over him. He would have protection. He would remain intact. Of course the question is, just how many people are actually righteous before God. "
- JohnR7, ChristianForums


"'The Genesis Flood', is a huge, fat scientific book irrefutable* by scientific heathens, even."
- reformedfan, ChristianForums

* In creationist-speak, "irrefutable" generally means "debunked for decades."


"Are you a scientific heathen?... 'Scientific heathen' has such a nice ring to it, don'tcha think? Read & refute 'The Genesis Flood', if you consider yourself a scientific heathen. It's a huge, fat, veddy scientific book, irrefutable by scientific heathens or anyone else, for that matter. Or dismiss this as facetious, if your imploded brain will allow such a thing."
- reformedfan, ChristianForums


"it's an old, irrefuted book from the early 70's. Check it out at the library."
- reformedfan, ChristianForums


"Second Coming Imminent? It's Time to Get Serious About Warning Non-Believers! We all know that that feeling is in the air again! And this time it's not just a simple feeling of dejahvu, it actually feels very very real and prophetically based...! Jesus surrounded himself by sinners and witnessed to them, and that's exactly what I've been doing for over a year now at one place in particular on the Internet: The Apolyton Off-Topic Forum. I've been a member at this site for almost 3 years and I've never seen another forum site that has so many members that have lost their grip on religion and morality; even the site's admins and moderators are very very delusional."
- Hughes, RaptureReady


"Kent Hovind... Have any of you heard of him? He has many teachings on creation verse everything else. He talks all that science stuff. I cant remember his website but hes got the best teaching I've heard on anything like that."
- Justin04, ChristianForums


"I dont really know anything about science stuff to be honest. not too interested in learning. I know what I know is right. God made the world and everything in it and now I'm writing you."
- Justin04, ChristianForums


*** Least Helpful Analogy of the Month ***

[Replying to "I wouldn't want to be friends with somebody who locked people up in his basement and tortured them."]

"But if the person who locked you up in the basement gave you a choice to accept his love or be locked up, which would you choose?"
- Carico, ChristianForums


"So you reject God's love and eternal life, prefer to give him the finger and be locked up instead, then blame Him for your decision. There are so many contradictory statements in this answer that further arguing is like arguing with an irrational man. You have just negated most of your points because you have contradicted them all. You have no leg to stand on."
- Carico, ChristianForums


"The difference is a maniac chainsaw killer, does not love you, does not care about you and probably just wants to kill you.Maniac chainsaw killers also did not create the universe and everything in it including YOU!"
- luvmyirishman, ChristianForums


*** Topic of the Month, a.k.a. "AMTRAK Collision of a Thread" Award ***

[The following discussion on Rapture Ready more or less speaks for itself. Especially note the (il)logic of the first two posts.]


"Tonight when I watched Jack Van Impe he talked about... 2011 for the very soon rapture maybe! FIRST, NOBODY KNOWS BUT GOD! BUT, if it were the year, does that sound like soon to you?! I realize the word soon [in the Bible] is ambiguous, but still I can't accept soon as being 7 yrs down the road!"
- Vicki, RaptureReady


"soon to me in like..the next few months or a year...but I'm not God so soon to Him may be tomorrow night or 50 years... He gave us plenty of clues though and if I had to say....soon is soon..not in 2011"
- stephanne909, RaptureReady


"I don't think 2011 will be the time of the Rapture, if anything 2011 may be the time of the Second Coming... Of course I can't speculate anymore than Jack can, but that's not soon and God has given me a sense to actually get stuff done on my site [link]... I now have 3 pages in my left behind section. I don't know if that means anything, but it's like God is telling me 'Get this done before you do anything else on your site.'"
- AJSHOPE, RaptureReady


"If the Rapture is immenient than it could be tonight - right? I look for His soon coming for His church to be sooner then you think - like any day now He can come - that's what immeniency means isn't it...? If it's 'silly' and childish so be it. I'm so glad to have this joy and enthusisam for His soon return. What a Blessed Hope we have."
- waitingforhim, RaptureReady


"This is the same guy who praises Muslims and Catholics, and even Nostrodamus, for goodness sake!! So why would we choose to put *any stock* in what this guy says!?"
- RJs here, RaptureReady


"2011 (year of speculation) - 7 (tribulation)
equals 2004.

Im not date setting in anyway but I saw where, above, the guy talks a lot about 2011. so this makes me wonder that this could be the great year. As many people i know are saying, 'Something big is going to happen this year'."
- thezone, RaptureReady


"Seriously though, everything is happening so fast now that I don't use the term 'years' when talking about the Rapture occuring, its more like days. Time is very short. Make sure the people you know are ready."
- TaxCollector, RaptureReady


"This comes from some Aztec Calender which has no date after 2012 so therefore 2011 must be the Rapture. That is such a stupid way to figure it out."
- Bushwa77, RaptureReady


"I am sure that Satan is getting a good idea that the time is at hand. He's not stupid. He wouldnt want anyone to think that the rapture is imminent that is for sure. Mums the word."
- kurto, RaptureReady


"I believe the institution of marriage started to be weakened when couples started living together outside of wedlock. Then the feminists told women they didn't need a man to raise children ... which weakened the family structure even more. Divorce has dealt another huge blow to the family structure. Now we have homosexuals adopting children, and if they legalize homosexual 'marriages' I'd say we can kiss the institute of marriage goodbye in America. Satan knows if he can destroy the very foundation of society ... family, he can destroy the Nation. He's getting it done."
- Morningstarlet, RaptureReady


"Morningstarlet, Couldn't agree with ya more sis!"
- linda, RaptureReady


"Next we'll be marrying man and dog."
- warreur, RaptureReady


"Even if someone thinks gay mariges are ok with them, the social cost in tax money should give them pause."
- kenneth, RaptureReady


"LOL There is no such thing as an 'atheist', being an 'atheist' only means that you dont want to be held accountable for your actions so you refuse to believe that there is a higher being who will one day judge you."
- SacredLight, ChristianForums


"I am so sick of people using Yawehs wrath as proof that he's evil. But does it really matter if he's evil or not does it? If he is the true god then you must do what he says. An all powerful being is not bound by his own laws."
- Megachihuahua, ChristianForums


[Replying to (paraphrased) 'why worship him then?'] "Because he can wipe you of the face of the earth without even a word."
- Megachihuahua, ChristianForums


*** Crappy Bible Apologetic of the Month ***

"Sort of strange how people say the Bible was fake, when the authors lived such a long time ago, fictional stories probably haven't been invented yet."
- Faithful83, ChristianForums


"I was just sitting here watching everyone stomp their feet and demand that God do something. Do you ever stop and think just how stupid all these 'theories' are? I mean how many explosions would it take to create a house? How less complex is a house than the human body? Do you really think that you could set off enough dynamite and one time the eiffel tower would be sitting in the center of ground zero?"
- twosid, ChristianForums


*** Troll of the Month ***

"Yes, it's true! Gays caused AIDS - and alot of other horrible diseases - because of their unnatural wicked acts! Every time you see a homosexual, you are looking at a killer! [insert this flaming animated GIF]"
- BrotherRobert, Internet Infidels


"Did homosexual sin in America cause 9-11 and other national disasters? Yes. Here's how: Because of rampant sodomite sin, Heaven has withdrawn Divine blessing and protection from America. This allowed the Arab terrorists who attacked on 9-11 to succeed. Divine judgement and punishment of America is yet to come. Unless this nation repents, our country's fate will be the same as that of Sodom & Gomorrah!"
- BrotherRobert, Internet Infidels


"SAME THING WITH THE SPACE SHUTTLE DISASTER... GOD could have put His finger on the damaged Space Shuttle Columbia to bring it to a safe landing on earth... but He didn't because of America's national sins like sodomy! Once again, we see clearly that gays have caused Heaven to withdraw Divine blessing and protection from America!"
- BrotherRobert, Internet Infidels


"It is the responsibility of real men to care for, shelter and direct their women. Women just don't have the capacity to do what's right without the guidance of men. Too many of America's men today are fagatized, so they don't stand up like the are suppose to so as to lead society!"
- BrotherRobert, Internet Infidels


"GOD warns us clearly in the Bible not to engage in sodomy, nor adultery, nor promiscuity, nor destroy our bodies as with intravenous street drugs... These are the ways people get HIV/AIDS - almost entirely via sin. Why do you think we are given The Ten Commandments, etc in the Bible??? For all you lost heathens here: LINK to The Ten Commandments!"
- BrotherRobert, Internet Infidels


[Replying to "I am offended by the word 'fagatized'"] "GOD is offended by sin. I suggest you repent of your heathen ways before GOD & ask JESUS to forgive you and cleanse you."
- BrotherRobert, Internet Infidels


*** "Posting Under the Influence" (PUI) Ticket ***

"I know this sound stupid but how can you live in Israel and not believe in Jesus?"
- twosid, ChristianForums


"Evolution have not any facts and any arguments, it have only lies.Read books please. All know this, But I am not about that, it already proved.It have proved long ago alraedy. I am about other thing, that there is big mafia with name of science, which work against the simple,clear truths by ruling with Devil in worldwide.And Creation already is proved that it is very very right by science, by science point of view . And this mafia dont let that in Schools to teach Creation having not a right to do so. If Creation would have been taught with Evolution it will clearly show all foolishness and all nonsens of Evolution, what is all."
- orange, ChristianForums


*** Transitional Horse Head Prize ***

"Evolution is a big mafia in worldwide. Am I right?? It is not a science, but mafia, ruling by Devil. I think that there is big mafia in the world which protects evolution. Dont you see this...??

Creationism, specifically Young Earth Creationism is a model, that God created everything as is, over a period of 6 days. It explains all the the species, it explains the variety of life, it explains the geological record, it explains the phylogenetic trees, explains the cosmic microwave background, it explains the light from distant stars, it explains a whole bunch of these things. True Science can model them all. All right. I say honestly that I believe the Bible is True because all this things you said. In any way I can explain all this for my self. And there is not any difficulty do explain all this by Creation point of view .
But Evolution cant explain many things. You know this more well than me.
For it is difficult to write I will write three explanation in short..
1)Science explains very simple that the geological record is result of world flood.
2) Similarities between the species is because One God, one Engineer created all this.
3) Real science counting by various subjects shows that age of our earth may be from 4000 year ald to 3000000 year at most.
And so I say I wrote mafia because these men who dont let to teach Creationism in schools with evolutionism are big criminals at God look and at human rights point of view ."
- orange, ChristianForums


"You dont know many things. You, Evolutionists are very very away from truths.. I saw it from your answers. All your answers come from that that you dont know many things. You dont know that for you are deceived. You dont know many many things. You are very like to be under propaganda. Second why you here argue about Creationism, it is already proved long ago. Question not about Creationism or Evolution, there are many topics here about that. Question about other thing, that is, that there are many organizations in worldwide who struggle against Creationism to be taught in Schools in this way they struggle against our human rights. And so humankind have not a right to learn Creationism. They are very like criminals."
- orange, ChristianForums


"Why Creationists were bored from Evolutionists?

Hi you. It is right that we, Creationists don’t want to spend our time
For explaining Creationism to you. And I understand other Creationists.
There are some reasons for it.
1) You don’t care about any arguments when given. Arguments and facts are meaning nothing for you. No matter/ for you. And truth in general.
2) Your ignorance bored us.
3) What is significant for you-it is your opinion.
4) There are books about it (Creationism), you can read they yourself. (Creationism and Time).
5) Truth doesn’t need to be propagated so much as lie needs to be propagated. Truth has his big price no matter that it was believed/accepted or not. But the price of the lie depends from the number of fooled persons. So at first if you are fooled it is your problem not our.
6) We gave you some arguments already. But you don’t accept them.
It is already not question of arguments but question of philosophy
And mental healthy……. When you can’t believe to a normal sense and your eyes, then no one can help you. You can suspect to all what you see, but is not scientific problem it is other problem.
7) Evolutionism it is not science, it is hypothesis about this-
If we would accept that God not created the world, then how the world could begin to had been? So it is simply imagination.
You can also imagine so, if you were not born from your mother, then how you can be created in 10 milliard years from the mud by Evolution?
Scientists counted probability of life by Evolution; it is equal 0,0000000000000000000000…………. and so on.
Certainly this argument also means nothing for Evolutionists as all other scientific facts.
8) But instead of Evolutionism the Creationism is real science backed with Lot of scientific facts. You want us to quote all they here?? (read books for it). We were bored by reading and seeing books and movies about Evolutionism, learning/study that nonsense in Schools….
Really we have not a time. And why we must to continue when you
did not accept some arguments already?
Truly we don’t care about you so much, because it is your problem.
9) Evolutionism was born from Atheism. And what is Atheism?
In deep their heart Atheist thinks so-If God don’t live and work in my life (It is partly true (semi truth)) I would declare (with hysteria) and believe that there is not God. ((If God don’t work in my life it means that there is not God-this is another lie, which lives in hearts in many persons and far away from the sense)). He is offended from the God (as he think). In this way he does revenge to God. So it is hysteria against God. Evolutionism is continuation of the same hysteria. This is one of main reasons why Evolutionists don’t accept any scientific fact or any argument. Because it is not only question of arguments but question of hysteria. And Evolutionism not backed by scientific facts but hysteria and lie. So it is another reason why we-Creationists don’t want to spend much of our time uselessly on Evolutionists.
10) Only one fact for example. Do you know that scientific research showed that age of earth might be only about from 3000 year to 3000000 year when was counted by various (about 50-150) methods.
Most often of them is about 10000 years. Do you know this?? But when you don’t know this simple thing how you can know about other facts? So I hope that it is clear for you now why Creationists don’t want to continue to argue with you. Be well.
Orange in Christ"
- orange, ChristianForums


"'All the future events will be sealed in a book for them,' according to Isaiah 29. I think this is speaking of what we commonly look at as 'The Apocrypha,' and so THERE ARE MANY who DO NOT (YET) SEE how it's removal is what enabled the evoltionists to put up their whole scheme of a vast geological time frame."
- Bruce D McKay, Elijah, ChristianForums


"Anyone who truly wishes to see what transpires at the end of this age has only to read the second half of the Wisdom of Solomon*. Such a time brings a fire or the release of energy on all things in the form of 'unusual rains and hailstorms, and relentless showers.' There is also an accompanying shift in molecular forces, which can be gathered from the fact that water, which normally 'quenches every thing,' causes fire to have an even greater effect. (Wis 16:17) It is evident that the Oxygen and Hydrogen atoms become disassociated to some degree. 'It blazed up in the midst of the water, with more than fiery power,' (Wis 16:19) and 'snow and ice endured fire without melting.' (Wis 16:22) What crops the fire could not destroy 'melted away when it was simply warmed by a fleeting sunbeam.'(Wis 16:27) What there is also to consider is that this incredible change in molecular forces, also carries all the way through the entire electromagnetic spectrum! For, as the scriptures say, they were 'deprived of light and imprisoned in darkness.'(Wis 18;4)"
- rudenski, ChristianForums

* The Wisdom of Solomon, including these bastardized allegorical verses from ch. 16 and up, can be read at Sacred-Texts.com


"And as soon as you also confirm the reality of the mantle being composed of compressed mater, largely in the form of highly compressed oxygen, hydrogen, silica, and carbon atoms, then everything about the ancient Ante-diluvian Earth (i.e., the earth before the flood) and the Deluge begins to rapidly fall into place, and it all makes great sense! Moreover, in so many words, what this all means is that when new matter is released . . . a whole new faces emerges on both the lifeless, geological world – and at the same time both the plant and the animal kingdoms change! Hence, it is not evolution that changes the species! In other words, it is the release of a great volume of new matter from within the mantle that changes the species – and it causes both a NEW plant kingdom along with NEW animal kingdom to emerge!"
- Bruce D McKay, Elijah, ChristianForums


"The existence of the Greenland Basin and the present location of Greenland proves (i.e., it is stark evidence of the fact) that the mantle of the earth has expanded very rapidly, so rapidly in fact - that it actually lifted the entire continent of Greenland up on one end! Go to any modern National Geographic Atlas showing the Greenland and the floor of the Atric Ocean, and you can see THESE PROOFS for yourself!"
- Bruce D McKay, Elijah, ChristianForums


*** Post of the Month ***

"Just get hold of a good National Geographic Atlas of the World, which has a series of underwater maps in the back. Open it up and take a good look just to the west of Greenland, and you'll be able to see the exact outline, showing percisely where Greenland was one located on the Artic Ocean Floor! It's also very easy to see that at one point, not only the tip but the whole continent of Greenland rose up on end. When it started, it was in an eight o'clock position, and yet, rotating to the east as it came crashing down, it endid up in a four o'clock position as we yet find it today. The point is that all this happened - and I find it to be either evidence of that time when the mantle did significantly expand - or it must be something on the order of God's own little tiddley-wink."
- Bruce D McKay, Elijah, ChristianForums


"Basically they [the Illuminati] are a group of hypocrites that say one thing to appease the people while meeting secretly and manipulating world events in order to create a one world government and one world religion and to stage the antichrist.

They are extremely powerful, wealthy people who participate in occult rituals and witchcraft in order to receive the power over the world that the devil will give them in return for their worship. The devil is the lord of this world and is actively using these people to stage his appearing...

There is much false and misleading information about this, because the devil is the king of lies. Use discernment here..."
- pamaris, RaptureReady


"They are Masons of the 33rd degree or 'higher' which there is no higher really. The illuminati have secret meetings and are often high ranking officials in government or business settings. Much more really isn't known, and if it is, not much is stated on message boards, online or in email format-- and those who were in, that speak out, often quit speaking.. soon."
- antsinmypants, RaptureReady


"I don't really consider masonic literature to be a solid source. They have too many reality problems for me to take them seriously."
- MrMannn, RaptureReady


"Satan commands anyone he wants to. The unsaved have no defense against him. He does not appear before them in a flash of fire and brimstone. All he needs to do is plant a thought in their heads."
- MrMannn, RaptureReady


"that human does not need to know why he is doing what he is compelled to do. He just does it. The unsaved have NO defense against satan's urging. There is NOTHING stopping a demon from possessing the unsaved. They are satan's puppets!"
- MrMannn, RaptureReady


"The conspiracy stuff used to bother me, not I find it more of a marker as to how fallen the world is, how deceived people are, and how close our redemption is."
- mattbert, RaptureReady


"Pamaris and Mattbert, You two are spot on...!!!! I think they have WAY more control over our daily lives than anyone realizes. Just a couple of examples, You have to have a license for everything these days. Money is control. My cell phone has a GPS tracker in it that I can leave on all the time or turn it off(yeah right)for emergency purposes only. Onstar in your car, Folks, if they can UNLOCK your car anywhere in the world, can they not LOCK it also? With or without you in it, or shut it off if you violate some bogus law until they can get to you?"
- Resident Kook, RaptureReady


"I would actually like to point out one of the statements about [the Illuminati being mentioned in Tomb Raider games with] Lara Croft. One way to deny anything is going on is to throw some truth into a fictional story, so all of it gets tossed into the ashheap of a Hollywood plot. The Illuminati has been around for a lot longer than Lara Croft has. Secret societies have been around for ages; in fact, many people believe that the Pharisees and Sadducees were actually secret societies. This would explain some of the particularly scathing comments of the Lord to these people. They knew exactly who Jesus was, and still would not repent."
- mattbert, RaptureReady


"What I don’t get is why so many Christians are not only blind to it but say we are chasing rainbows! Before you become a naysayer do a search on the inter net on each name in the above group [Skull and Bones, the Trilateral Commission, the UN, etc.] and see what you can find out. Oh, I forgot to mention one very important organization. The United States Federal Reserve Bank. You may think it is a govt entity but it is very private and they are pushing our economy further into an economic collapse, on purpose, with each passing day!"
- Rayday, RaptureReady


"Fox news has done a much better job of telling the story in Iraq. Gee I wonder if that's why their ratings are through the roof. The media has been committing treason since vietnam, IMO. Shameful!!"
- hayden, POD Warrior Forum


"No, genocide is the killing of a group because of WHO they are, God only destroyed tribes because of what they had DONE. All the tribes around ancient Israel were semitic so it was plainly not genocide or racial in nature."
- Ed, Internet Infidels


"No, it is not irrelevant, given that according the scriptures, 'the wages of sin is death'. Therefore, God was meteing out justice on the Canaanites, Amelekites and Egyptians. Meteing out justice on evildoers is moral especially if you are the judge of the universe."
- Ed, Internet Infidels


"Since they were destroyed for what they did, ie rebelling against the king of the universe, and preventing his representatives, ie israel, from acquiring their land. So it does not qualify as genocide. Unless you are going to say that capital punishment for all murderers is genocide of murderers. "
- Ed, Internet Infidels


"No, as I stated ALL humans from birth have a tendency to rebel against their creator and King, that is what they [the children] were killed for, NOT because of who they were or who their parents were."
- Ed, Internet Infidels


"Their suffering was not unjustified, all humans are sinners and deserve death."
- Ed, Internet Infidels


"No, that is not what I am saying, they were killed for their own sins."
- Ed, Internet Infidels


[Replying to "how does an infant 'rebel'?"] "If you have ever spent any time around tiny babies you learn they can be very selfish and even manipulative."
- Ed, Internet Infidels


"No, in Deut. 21:13-14, it states that if the marriage [between an Israeli soldier and a female war prisoner] does not work out she is free to go and should not be humiliated and treated like a slave. So there is no rape here."
- Ed, Internet Infidels


"God says that he should not mistreat her, this plainly includes rape. The humbling refers to the killing of her family. There is no rape, try again."
- Ed, Internet Infidels


*** Apologist Rationalization of the Month ***

[Replying to "The woman taken captive in war can't divorce (per Deut. 21:13-14)... Only the soldier can end the 'relationship', if he 'has no delight in her'"]

Yes, the man has the primary option but she can control it by not delighting him."
- Ed, Internet Infidels


"But if evolution is true and it has made men stronger than women, does that not mean that they have a natural right to rape women since they are stronger?"
- Ed, Internet Infidels


"Unbelief is a moral issue because all humans know that the true God exists and deserves their worship so to deny it is being dishonest. Though of course years of denying Him can push this knowledge into the subconscious so that they can actually convince themselves that they do not believe he exists. Also the Nazis belief that allowing jews to live is immoral is just a subjective belief based on their own hatreds while the ancient hebrew belief that unbelief is immoral is based on the objective basis of God's moral character."
- Ed, Internet Infidels


"Fraid so, it shows that the problem is probably anti-semitism on [Jewish Bible scholar Richard] Friedman's part."
- Ed, Internet Infidels


"Noticing A Rise In Sentiment of “Crucify The Xtians! Crucify The Xtians!” In America...? CAN YOU ALSO FEEL IT IN THE AIR?"
- Stevangelist, RaptureReady


"Are you saying you don't believe many Americans' have deep enough hatred of Christians to allow them to be put to death if the government ever sanctions it?"
- Stevangelist, RaptureReady


"Now...I have never seen a UFO, but I have heard supernatural voices, in the presence of others. I have felt some powerful stuff which I suppose you may claim that any hypnotist could duplicate. I want to believe, and you want to disbelieve. Perhaps I, and most theists like me are mentally ill. If so, so be it. There is a 1% chance that the supernatural world of a Monotheistic God an an Angelic/demonic war is real, also."
- Thugpreacha, Internet Infidels


"I think you are overthinking this a bit. We need to learn to obey Christ even when it doesn't make sense to us."
- elivi, ChristianForums


*** Prophet of the Month ***

"Bin Laden's Going To Nuke Miami... The NWO [New World Order] will use Bin Laden to Nuke Miami! CIA patsy/pawn Bin Laden will 'punish Miami' for being the home of Digital Angel, implantable micro chips. From what I have found in the codes Laden will use a Russian Nuke to cause a literal holocaust in Miami. In swift retaliation, and an excuse to get rid of Damascus, Bush will Nuke Damascus into a parking lot of rubble fulfilling Isaiah 17. Possible months for the Nuking of Miami are January, March or September."
- SherryShriner, Armageddon Online Forums


"My source is the Bible and Decoding Hidden codes layered within it."
- SherryShriner, Armageddon Online Forums


*** Post of the Week (1) ***

"I know it sounds wrong, but I bet my friend 5 bucks that it would happen. I am a believer in Bible Code, but I don't think it tells what will happen [Miami would be nuked as prophecied above]. I think Bible Code shows what will happen if no one does anything to stop it. And if Miami is bombed, I'll be extremely sad, but 5 dollars richer."
- Chrisboe4ever, Armageddon Online Forums


"Also, Planet X is the Lord's judgment on the earth. So if you refuse to hear of His Judgement, why are you on an Armageddon board?"
- SherryShriner, Armageddon Online Forums


"The Moby Dick disinfo attempts [to find Bible codes in that nove] are outright laughable... It's nothing but a desparate attempt to disprove something they can't."
- SherryShriner, Armageddon Online Forums


"Since the war on terrorism is religion..then everything going on 'political' is basically religion. Trying to separate the two in the future will be mere impossible. It's all about religion. People just don't get it. The New World Order is about religion. It's about getting the entire world under one government so the Antichrist (Satan) can rule the entire world and make everyone worship him as god. Don't think it's possible? That's what the chip implants are for."
- SherryShriner, Armageddon Online Forums


"Think that's insane? George Bush in 1991 passed legislation stating that the USA is based on the Noahide Laws. What happened to 'In God We Trust?' The Noahide laws make it illegal for anyone to worship Jesus (the Son of God), and those who do will be beheaded*. This law is already on the books, just wait till they decide to implement it."
- SherryShriner, Armageddon Online Forums

* For some misconception-alleviating facts about H.J.RES.104.ENR, which wasn't even a law and said no such thing, see this topic at the Internet Infidels board. 


"There's two groups who will completely reject any participation in this type of worldwide chipping and forced worship of Antichrist as god. The Moslems and the real Christians. These two groups will be targeted by the NWO for extermination. The moslems, through wars, and the Christians through Martial Law roundups and extermination camps. Now you know WHY they WANT martial law here so badly. They want is so they can start rounding up patriots and Christians who will resist the NWO and send them to camps to be killed... They're waiting..they're planning, they're GOING to implement it."
- SherryShriner, Armageddon Online Forums


"It's this willingness and love for Him that stands strong when the government and those that are targetting you and hate you take everything away from you... You get to deal with Directed Energy Weapons on a daily basis, the government withholding your emails and your emails you send never getting to their intended destination. You get to deal with spooks from moving down your road to keeping 'UFO's' outside your house just for constant surveillance. You get to argue with CIA psyops via telepathy who are ticked you're onto them. You get to deal with Psychotronic Warfare and Dreamscape Manipulation.

You can be reduced to being penniless at almost all times because they will make sure you are but God will provide to keep your head above the water.

He will also hold you up against your enemies. They're attempts to kill me have never succeeded. I will speak forth what the Lord wants me to speak and reveal what He wants me to reveal regardless of their attempts to harass and annoy me enough to quit... And the very ones you are sent to help or warn, will reject you and revile you and hate you and speak evil of you."
- SherryShriner, Armageddon Online Forums


"Typical back seat drivers spewing ignorance over something they know nothing about. I completely refuse to even respond to Mickey on this forum anymore. I've dealt with his kind on other boards and frankly I could care less if he's a paid government internet groupie or not, I just dont' waste my time with those kinds of people."
- SherryShriner, Armageddon Online Forums


"'Out of context' is old and busted. On the RARE occasions evolutionists even bother to check my quotes, they are satisfied if they can find even the pickiest detail -- anything to protect the honor of their sacred myth. I think quotes that give evolutionists sleepless nights are the ones that are clearly IN context i.e. the majority..."
- bevets, ChristianForums


"You have empolyed the most common strategy: calling the Creationist a 'liar'. This makes the assumption that I am wrong (while conveniently saving the effort of proving it) and that I know I am wrong (because Sacred Evolution MUST be True)."
- bevets, ChristianForums


*** Bigot of the Month ***

"A constitutional ammendment banning gay marriage is the only real way to curb this problem. Unfortunately, I kindof doubt if it will pass. It's too late to do anything about interracial marriages, interclass marriages, or non-arranged marriages, but if we invoke the constitutional process, perhaps we can prevent the marriage institution from degenerating further."
- Sambo83, BlizzForums


"Well the number 1 reason [to ban it] is that 'the 'bigotry' of America' as 65% of Americans don't want gay marriage. I don't want to have to explain to my kid why two fags are holding hands in the park. Gay marriage destabilizes the society. Once you extend marriage to one alternative group, you have to extend it to all alternative groups. That opens the door for the polygamists, and then the NAMBLA pinheads. Then it opens the door for more cultural debasement: rap music being played in the streets, legalized prostitution, legalized drugs. Gay marriage is just the jumping off point. This is also not my loony theory. All you have to do is look at Europe (esp. Sweeden and Denmark), and it becomes clear that gay marriage is just the jumping off point for a complete collapse of the culture."
- Sambo83, BlizzForums


"Because they [homosexuals] are all unemployed and have nothing better to do than harass and annoy people with thier dumbass parades."
- Sambo83, BlizzForums


"I don't know about 'reprative therapy,' but if the appropriate research had taken place, it's possible that would could already have a vaccine against homosexuality."
- Sambo83, BlizzForums


"Don't you see the natural progression? You can see it going backwards but not going forwards:

Marriage is a union between a man and a woman of the same race and class arranged by their parents.

Marriage is a union between a man and a woman of the same race and class.

Marriage is a union between a man and a woman of the same race.

Marriage is a union between a man and a woman.
- WE ARE HERE -

Marriage is a union between two people.

Marriage is a union between people.

Marriage is a union. (I'm implying that at this state animals are involved, but I want to keep the same form of decreasing the definition and therefore the meaning of marriage.)

Marriage is meaningless.

It isn't a slippery slope because the pattern of progression has already been demonstrated."
- Sambo83, BlizzForums


"If I were dictator people would have to marry someone within 1 tax bracket of themselves of the same race, for reasons I've already stated:
1. Interclass marriages usually lead to the poor exploiting the rich.
2. Interracial marriages aren't looking out for the kids. Since swirls are not socially accepted by EITHER of the two races to which they belong.

But my opinion for real-world America is that the 'progression' (read: deterioration) of marriage has to be stopped at some point."
- Sambo83, BlizzForums


"haha. No, that was the label I was assigned. I am clearly not afraid of homos. They are obviously sick, freaks of nature, and need compassion and medical care. I guess that view makes me a 'homophobe.' This is how the left works. How come I don't go around calling people that think homosexuality is wonderful and should be 'celebrated' heterophobes? Perhaps I should start. Kenji is a heterophobe."
- Sambo83, BlizzForums


"I've now finished reading the website, and I still view it with a guarded skepticism. It seems to be an attempt to push an animal-loving, industry-hating, pollution-hating, homeopathy-loving, abortion-loving, government-expanding, drug-loving agenda. I also think the author had a hard time keeping his anti-Bush rhetoric out of the discussion."
- Sambo83, BlizzForums


"That's because I already knew the truth before I started looking. I just wanted to find someone to back up what is obviously true, rather than buy into the alarmist [environmentalist] rhetoric."
- Sambo83, BlizzForums


"You have obviously not read the website. The last page advocates women's 'reproductive rights' under the guise of 'humanely decreasing the world population.' The website almost sounds to me like it advocates a liberal agenda by Appeal to Consequences. (i.e. if women don't have abortions, civilization as we know it will end!)"
- Sambo83, BlizzForums


"Doesn't matter [that embryos are mindless]. You Nazis are all alike."
- Sambo83, BlizzForums


".01% chance of death in pregnancy, 100% chance of death in abortion. Hmmmm..."
- Courthead, BlizzForums


"haha.. you guys are just repeating yourselves. All I know is that if I ever decide to committ suicide, I will blow up an abortion clinic in the process."
- Sambo83, BlizzForums


"Finally, if America adopted the Kyoto Protocol [a treaty against global warming], your precious minorities would find themselves out of work thanks to the catastrophic effect THAT would have on the US economy. A study done by some negro and spic organizations (so albeit a very biased study) concluded that 864,000 colored people and 511,000 spics would lose their jobs."
- Sambo83, BlizzForums


"African Americans also tend to be black which makes it easy to identify violent criminals. How convenient. God gave us a color-coded guide, almost as good as Bush's color-coded terror alert system."
- Sambo83, BlizzForums


"Blacks, through thier typically racist outlook, believe that America owes them a living. This outlook causes many of them to perpetuate the welfare culture which in turn leads to crime. I am not saying that their skin color causes them to commit crimes, but it is their outlook on life which of course stems from their genetic makeup that causes this behavior."
- Sambo83, BlizzForums


"The thing that scares me about society today is that we like to give up all the progress we've made. We want to give up religion, we want to give up nationalism, we want to give up capitalism... the irony is that so-called 'progressives' are the ones that want to give up this progress. Go figure."
- Sambo83, BlizzForums


"This country would be a much better place had the south won the Civil War. Slavery would have ended anyhow, as machines were invented to replaced them. It helps if you think of slaves as part of the infrastructure rather than people. In reality, it should be the 'slave descendants' paying tribute to the US Government for granting them freedom. They have some nerve asking US to pay THEM!"
- Sambo83, BlizzForums


"We wouldn't be two nations. A Confederate victory in the Civil War would have moved the nation in a conservative direction, helping to preserve the society and culture rather than see the perpetual degeneration that we have today in the name of 'progression.' "
- Sambo83, BlizzForums


"You see, Reagan opposed communism from the 1940s when the USSR tried to establish itself in Hollywood. He was the only person who had a consistent approach spanning 4 decades."
- Sambo83, BlizzForums


"The Pope is the Antichrist THE CATHOLIC IS A FALSE RELIGION... During the Dark Ages the Catholic Church slaughtered over 150 million Christians, and this atrocity is never mentioned today! The world has almost completely forgotten the many millions of people who were burned at the stake by the papacy because they wanted to worship God according to the Bible.

The slaughter in Bosnia, Kosovo, Serbia, and Croatia is a direct result of the Vatican?s involvement in this area, but you will never hear about it because the Jesuit-controlled news media not only refuse to mention it but they lie about the situation to keep the papacy from being suspected of their true involvement... Soon the papacy will once again attain enough raw political power to repeat the atrocities of the Dark Ages. Once again the Catholic Church will slaughter true Christians for wanting to worship God according to the Bible. Regardless of how impossible this seems to us today, once again the papacy and its agents will plunge the world into another dark age.

ALL hail the murderers and false prophets. ALL HAIL THE POPE WHOM CATHOLICS WORSHIP BY KISSING HIS HAND. Bow down to no-one but the LORD"
- suka, Armageddon Online Forums


"That's because you've been brainwashed by pro-homosexual propaganda to view any disagreement with homosexuality and the radical agenda of homosexuals to be 'anti-homosexual.'"
- Jinx72, TheologyWeb


"I would definitely support a ban on all homosexual activity. It's a step in the right direction back to sanity "
- Blemonds, TheologyWeb


"Lots of things are banned that people do in private and we aren't putting cameras in their homes to catch them, so that's just more leftist hyperbole. At the very least, an outright ban on homosexuality would force homosexuals to keep their sexuality to themselves instead of flaunting it in front of everyone and it would prevent them from using the captive audience of our public school systems to poison the minds of our children."
- Blemonds, TheologyWeb


[Replying to 'you need serious help'] "If you are serious, it only means that you are a bigot"
- Blemonds, TheologyWeb


"She might have seen an angel, she might have not. I wasn't there so I don't know. But I do know that there are dozens of references of people interacting with angels in the Bible. There's your proof of the existence of angels."
- cHaOsMaZtA, BlizzForums


[To a recent deconvert who realized it was nonsense after utterly losing a debate] "the questions you need to ask should not be directed to those who have no regard for life or ist eternal aspects. These people will pretend to be your friend and have great skill in leading poeple away from God because it is simply easier and more reasonable to be human that way. But that is the easy way out and and unfortinatley the way out may also lead to hell.

Ask yourself a different question kaiser:

If hell is a reality and there really is a God, will your atheist friends be a confort to you in hell? "
- TRIBULATOR, ChristianForums


"The moral of the story? Satan is a good debator."
- Scorpio, ChristianForums


"Yes kaizer, it is US VERSUS THEM! They will be those who find out what happens to those who deny God and lure others with them."
- TRIBULATOR, ChristianForums


"Its all a matter of risk factor. Why walk into the lion's den just to see if there really is somethingin that darkness that will eat you for breakfast, just because you dont know for sure if it is in there or not. To me it is a fool that sticks his head in a lions mouth just to prove to himself that he can do it."
- TRIBULATOR, ChristianForums


[Replying to "maybe you should be concerned about REALITY"] "and maybe when you know the real truth face to face you will then be concerned as you should now be, for trying to lead an innocent victim into hell with you.if you want to risk going there then dive in, but why are you so adamant about taking someone else with you?"
- TRIBULATOR, ChristianForums


"AHHH, just as I thoguht, Kaiser ,,,you are obviously an athiest anyway. Im out. No sense in trying to save anyone who wants to risk their eternal soul. I treid, have a great eternity with these that you call your friends and may God have mercy!"
- TRIBULATOR, ChristianForums


"All of these useless attempts are always utilized by atheists: try to make it sound like Christians use fear tactics[,] try to make it sound like ist a matter of intelligence. Well your tactics only work on weak minds that are not enlightened by the Holy spirit, those minds that are empowreed are far beyonf your feeble reach."
- TRIBULATOR, ChristianForums


"Sure it would be better [to show the LOVE of religion]... IF THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS HELL! Would you warn your family about it if you knew it was real and that they were on their way there? Or would you ignore pointing that rality out to them just to tell them about the nice views that might be on another road?"
- TRIBULATOR, ChristianForums


"You are the one making the choices here and you're response to me sounds like a man who has no regard for people who care. if you want these [non-Christians] for your friends just remember that you will go where they lead you."
- TRIBULATOR, ChristianForums


"No need to discuss anything with a person who is suicidal and determined to toss herself into the fires of hell. if that is what you want for your eternal future than you deserve what you get. you are even sorse than those athesits who have never known God, for you have committed the unforgivable. you have known God, and have responded to His call, and have deliberately, knowing the consequenses, chosen to reject Him. You have become your own worst enemy and will spend an eterntiy in a nightmare that you will never wake from. My soul aches for you Liberty!"
- TRIBULATOR, ChristianForums


*** Tinfoil Hat Prize ***

"ONE HUNDRED PERCENT AGREED [that non-Christians just want you to go to Hell with them]!!!!! This is no place to pretend you have friends as any cop will tell you. There are vicious predators on these boards."
- TRIBULATOR, ChristianForums


"... I will not resort to rudeness or bad behavior here no matter how taunting or insulting any of you become. god Bless!"
- TRIBULATOR, ChristianForums


"Well I wouldn't make a decision based on what you read on a messageboard, atheists who WANT you to turn will be friendly as all get out, this is Satan working against you. I would take it easy and not be rushed into making a decision based on Ad Populum atheistic arguments."
- Scorpio, ChristianForums


"Its evident to me, for unbelievers it will not be evident, don't you think Satan watches out for his flock? He wants the unbeliever to be as comfortable as possible, negating any need to seek God. There's nobody there, there's nobody there... says the ostrich with his head in the sand."
- Scorpio, ChristianForums


"it seems that intelligence, or what man thinks is intelligence is always the source of their confusion. In all of my long study, I have learned that it is best to leave the tech up to the Apostles and just trust in their faith."
- TRIBULATOR, ChristianForums


"Think of this. The scientists nowadays are the ones that don't accept creationism etc. and are also the ones that aren't considered so great. Some scientists of the past happen to be Christian and guess what? It happens to be that these scientists that are Christian are considered to be the greatest of all time. God bless!"
- Living4JesusChrist, ChristianForums


*** Overstatement of the Month ***

"the homosexual agenda is showing its true colors [because some author wrote a tongue-in-cheek children's book with a stereotypically gay prince]. this is a war against our freedom and our country. The homosexual agenda is as big a threat as radical islam."
- Doctor PHMG, ChristianForums


"Homosexuality is a huge threat to our future. If gay marriages are allowed, most definitly reproduction of our human race will be dramatically reduced <-- its a fact."
- Living4JesusChrist, ChristianForums


"of course. The homosexual movement was funded by the elite to reduce world population (those same elite that funded eugenics in nazi germany)"
- Doctor PHMG, ChristianForums


"What I am implying is that by forcing homosexuality into the 'norm', homosexuals have opened the door for a multitude of other abnormal behaviors, including pedophilia. And if you think it could never happen, it was accepted practice in greece for a LONG time. I'm sure you're proud to help out your NAMBLA brethren."
- themuzicman, TheologyWeb


"Masturbation will wreck you. It will destroy you. There can't be anything on earth that makes you feel more guilty, or anything that has to be kept as more of a secret, or something that's harder to cope with because you don't feel like you can tell anyone. I'm going on 14 months free of this horrifying disease. Praise Jesus, who set me free."
- GPickypick, Christianity.com Forums


"You are using body parts in ways that they were not intended to be used. Justify it all you want, but it's not right. When you say you're 'thinking about your wife', you're using your imagination, not reality, and that's very, very dangerous. Pleasing you is your WIFE'S job, not yours. Anything else is wrong."
- GPickypick, Christianity.com Forums


*** WTF Prize ***

"Here’s something that might help. For every stroke [when you masturbate] just think about a strip put on the back of Jesus for the sins you have done in life and should be getting. HUM. Bet that pressure will ease off then...!!! when you close your eyes and think the things you may be thinking about just start thinking about the blood running down the back of Jesus as the whip cut into his back."
- GPickypick, Christianity.com Forums


"Satan and his demons are responsible for...: An animal behaving in a strange manner, being more friendly with you than normal, like a squirrel dancing with you, or an owl talking to you telepathically, or a spider or insect acting strangely with you or communicating telepathically, or seeing birds or animals appear frequently that have some symbolic meaning to you."
- Doxy_Brown, Christianity.com Forums


"I can agree that it is certainly irritating when demons put thoughts in your head, stupid thoughts! For example, for a while there, when I would turn the stove burner on and it would glow this nice bright red, this thought would pop into my mind for no reason, 'You should touch that. It won't hurt.' (Keeping in mind I've NEVER had any self-harm issues!) I'm like 'I'm not stupid, of course I'm not going to touch that! Get out of here, Satan, in the Name of Yahweh!' Dumb stuff and impulses like that do often come from the enemy!"
- Yahweh Saves, Christianity.com Forums


"before i became a Christian about March/April 2003, i was surrounded by demons all the time. i could give y'all stories for hours on all the things demons have put in my head. i remember one time i was in a short helicopter ride in Wisconsin. i was sitting in the front, and all of a sudden something was telling me to reach over and turn the key, but if i did, we would crash... i've had so many images of killing people in school. drive-by's, stabbing, cutting throats, and just straight up slaughtering my enemies in school. Demons even had me beating my dog... i get a voice that says 'slap him,' so as i'm petting him, suddenly i get evil and i slap him across the face, and then i start laughing... i dropped my dog from the second floor to the first floor twice, and the second time one of his back legs got dislocated. i was scared and sad and mad at myself... Demons are definitely real, but once you become a good christian, they can't do what they used to."
- kayninex, Christianity.com Forums


"You are right in that I am not being persecuted the way you [gay people] are. Jesus will remove your sins but would not remove the consequences. Your persecution is the consequences. Just like a murderer receiving his due consequences at either death or life long sentences."
- jsn112, ChristianForums


"You professed yourself as gay but I still love you. Really. But that doesn't mean that I like what you do. I have said many times that I love the killer, Jeffrey Dalmer. But that doesn't mean I like his killings."
- jsn112, ChristianForums


[Replying to "Thor does not lie" in response to "God doesn't lie"] "I asked this before, but, who is Thor? Or what is Thor? Is he your mate?"
- jsn112, ChristianForums


[Replying to "Thor is the Germanic and Scandinavian God of the sky"] "Why didn't you say so. I remembered watching Thor as a little kid. He's the one with the hammer that was flying around, right? I believe that was the Adventure of Spiderman along with Firestorm and Iceman. Boy, that brings back memory."
- jsn112, ChristianForums


"Applied Digital Solutions is now accepting pre-registration for getting Veri-Chipped (The mark of the Beast in my opinion)... This is a sign of things to come. We are already being slammed because we (Christians) aren't acceptant of ecumenical religion, next it will be because we won't get our chip. The end is very near. Keep your lamps lit. The return of our Lord is truly nigh."
- jhnybgood, Full Quiver Mission Forum


"The community college is offering viewing and study of Mars in this sky. The promotion in the fall registration brochure says Mars has not been this close to the earth in 57,000 years. (I laughed at that part because we all know the earth is not even 10,000 years old). So that means that Mars has never been this close... The Bible says in the last days there will be signs in the skies. Also, the past two years Earth has barely escaped being whacked by large asteroids. I am not making predictions or prophesying, but I'm wondering if this Mars thing could mean the antichrist is coming? Also, I think those asteroids (which whizzed by and weren't even noticed until they had gone by) could be God trying to tell us something."
- resistance, Full Quiver Mission Forum


"Yes, there have been many antichrists, but there will be a final grand slam by Satan when he completely takes over the world and martyrs nearly all the believers and the Jews also. And we must refuse the mark or we will go to Hell... I am not a left-behinder. But you guys are just as mixed up as they are, in my opinion... We are expected to read and think for ourselves and we will be judged for not doing so. We are not supposed to take man's opinions over the scriptures themselves."
- resistance, Full Quiver Mission Forum


"My personal opinion is that the strong delusion will be that this antichrist and his henchmen will be perceived as alians from another planet come to save us from ourselves. 90 percent of people believe there is intelligent life on other planets, are full of Star Wars and Star Treck and worship NASA. These creatures (demons) can physically manifest themselves in any form or way they choose (ie as spaceships and the Virgin Mary and the Angel Moroni), and I believe they can also mate with humans (as per the scriptures re the giants and angels mating with the daughters of men)... The demons deliberately choose to manifest themselves as shocking physical creatures as one more way to rebel against God."
- resistance, Full Quiver Mission Forum


"Well, 'Christian' President Bush has always compromised with sodomites and baby-killers, but still manages to maintain the illusion that he is 'pro-life and pro-family'... Bush says he opposes homosexual marriage, but has no problem with states adopting counterfiet marriage for sodomites. Another reason not to vote for either one of the two major parties next November. Don't waste your franchise on a man who refuses to stand for godly positions."
- Watchman, Full Quiver Mission Forum


"There is not a snow ball's chance of getting a constitutional amendment passed to protect marriage since there are now so many highly placed Republican sodomites... forget Bush says we Worship the same God as Muslims. He ought to be written off by us already. "
- headache, Full Quiver Mission Forum


"Is there a real Christian that is not anti-sodomite? I don't think so. Just a bunch religionists, really."
- Watchman, Full Quiver Mission Forum


"Lee Atwater (who will no doubt be treated to an extremely warm eternal home) invented the 'Big Tent' theory for Republicans, under which pro-lifers and pro-deathers and traditional family advocates and sodomites and other perverse creatures could rally together for a common political goal. Obviously that goal cannot have anything to do with godly leadership, but pure party politics... I will not be swayed by fools that tell me they will vote for a wicked man, so that a man they perceive as 'more wicked' doesn't get elected. God installs kings and removes kings. I will vote only for godly men, and leave the rest to His divine Providence."
- Watchman, Full Quiver Mission Forum


"Speaking as KJV-only man, I would agree with StormThinker on this... I read the KJV only because it is the only English translation (besides NKJV) based on the Textus Receptus, the 'received text' that God preserved... BTW, in our house we call the New Internation Version the 'HIV'. It is such a bastardization of God's word, it's an infection."
- Watchman, Full Quiver Mission Forum


"NKJV is a perversion of God's word. Nobody died or suffered to translate the NKJV. The NKJV says the world was made 'through' Jesus, not 'by' Him the way the KJV does. They are two completely different Bibles... I want nothing to do with that New Age NKJV. Ever notice how easy it is to memorize the KJV Bible? It's because it IS God's Word. Ever notice how when you quote the KJV Bible it hits people with force? And when you quote these other phony Bibles people just laugh it off? Any preacher who preaches out of anything but the KJV is acting foolishly."
- resistance, Full Quiver Mission Forum


"70% of the world's population speak English. So, if God were to give a Bible to the people of the world, is it not safe to assume he would use the most common language- that being English... I believe God (having the foresight that he does) saw that in the future English, because of capitalism and whatnot, would be the language a majority of the world would speak. If He would have seen Spanish in that role maybe we'd have a Spanish Bible in place of KJV.... And as for the Greek or Hebrew texts (and this is strictly OPINION) i believe it's careless at the least and dangerous at the most severe to have a preacher go back to these writings... What's wrong with taking the KJV and, whatever you don't understand, having the Holy Spirit reveal to you."
- newbie, Full Quiver Mission Forum


*** "And They Still Complain About the Divorce Rate" Award ***

"The Marriage 'process' in the ACCA (not sure if the ACCN side still uses this), as I'm sure noted by everyone, seems to differ from other demoninations. I do recognize that our more 'liberal' churces... have started to integrate dating, but as an average across the board, most of our churces discourage spending much time with the person you plan to marry."
- Gabriel, Apostolic Christian Discussion


"I am totally opposed to individual dating. Both individuals want to present a side of themselves that is not really genuine. Too many think they can 'carry the coals in their laps without getting burned'. It sets one up for carnal compromise. Collective 'dating' if you want to call it that is preferable. My personal opinon is that a person need not consider 'dating' in any form until one is prepared for commitment...lasting commitment. To see 15-17 year olds 'dating' is completley insane...and any age nowhere near marriage is fruitless and setting oneself up for heartache and an early path to destruction... Don't be a fool and think you can 'handle it'...as long as you are a 'son of Adam'...you WON'T...so get over yourself."
- Verbose4Him, Apostolic Christian Discussion


*** "Most Informed Critique of Another Religion" Plaque ***

"This forum is in regard of the Muslim relgion. They beleive that Allah had visions from God in the Garden of Eden. I have look this up and found out that it doesn't make sense. Allah was suffering hunger when he had the visions, and when you suffer from hunger you have halluciations. So Allah was having an hallunciation and the thing never happened. The Messiah is Jesus Christ. Not Allah. You can't find any historical evidence backing the Muslim religion. Archalogist have found nothing, however they found many on the Christian fate. Like the grail from the last supper, to Pilate the high roman preist from the Bible. If you are Muslim put aside yourQu'ran and read the Bible. Jesus Christ is the Messiah. Not Allah!!!!!!"
- Andy607, GovTeen Forums


"Woah woah woah, dont chop my head off just yet. Im wondering how there are people like this...and dont you come in here and tell me the bible is wrong, They must belive its right if they are chrisitans, and tell me..the wizard...give me ONE thing in the bible that is wrong, and i know you cant because the bible is perfectly historically accurate. and everything in it is the truth. like 'And you will be hated by all for My name's sake.' isnt that true?"
- ChristianFish, GovTeen Forums


"Sorry I am really not up with all this, but have you ever looked out in to space, I think they can look real far now, have you ever seen any other sun out there, I have not hear about one being found, well how in the world do thoses stars just keep on shining, how come there are even there if they have to have a Sun to exist, there are lots of stars out there with not much sun light if any or could it be that God was the first light."
- MinDach, ChristianForums


"You are using a theory about what size the stars are, i am saying that our sun is the largest. You nor I have never been there. My point would be if all these stars you call Suns were the same as our sun, then all of space would be in full light, and another theory the is no end for light. I know more about human nature, then about the stars, why a certain question would be asked. If people are really searching for God and Jesus, or what are they really looking for?"
- MinDach, ChristianForums


[Replying to "you're just talking out of your ass."]

"Yes but I'm still right."
- atheod, Atheist Network Forum


"Why should there be [any archaeological evidence of encampments made by 2 million people moving through a desert for 40 years]? When a person packs up at moves on they do not leave their belongings there."
- PK, Atheist Network Forum


"Hmm... Well bodies do decompose, and you do not know how often a new layer of soil was formed in that area. I am not so sure, but I think it takes about a decade for bones to decompose and turn into dust without, if they where not protected by a layer of soil or sand etc."
- PK, Atheist Network Forum


"In Sweden sex with animals is legal. To all atheists--Do you think it should be legal in the US??? If not, why not??? Man is just another animal anyway, isn't that right???"
- julbon, The Gynne Joynte


"Well, I can tell you at over at the Swamp [i.e., the Internet Infidels board] that's one of their weakest points: they talk about it at a couple forums but over and over and over again you get:

1) why can't an atheist act morally?
2) we can form [read: make up]our own morality!

In short, it's by far their weakest point. And they seem all too keenly aware of it...."
- roselend, The Gynne Joynte


"The problem in trying to find an atheist to answer questions about 'atheist morality' is , or seems to be that they have not thought things through and find it difficult to even consider in their own minds, the significance of my questions[...]!! It is with their refusal to face the facts honestly and THINK, instead they only ceceive themselves and others."
- julbon, The Gynne Joynte


"Caution: the whole game there [at Internet Infidels] is rigged: in-house trolls, massive sockpuppetry, moderators who look the other way if the theist is being verbally abused (but who immediately warn the theist if he should respond in kind). You would be banned in less than a week. And they would congratulate themselves on having 'refuted your arguments' too!"
- roselend, The Gynne Joynte


"Tricks will do them no good. They must be able to answer my questions which are already a part of this thread!!! They have no chance against me and they know it. Is there no one there who dares to answer my questions about atheism?????"
- julbon, The Gynne Joynte


"... one of my very close online friends Just yesterday out of the clear blue renounced JESUS CHRIST AND SAID THE CONFESSION OF FAITH FOR ISLAM.. I am deeply troubled and shocked over this.. I understand this is only the internet and we cant truly know who we are dealing with on here .. But to be able to one day be singing Praise To Jesus to the next embracing allah and mohammad is quite horrifying to me.. Could u all please share some scriptures about how we should deal WITH APOSTATES.!!! I know i need to pray but should i shun her.. should i rebuke her this is not fun and games...."
- liz67_1, RaptureReady


"Liz, Your friend has been deceived and my guess is that it probably does have to do with a Muslim man. Is she married to him yet? If not, she can be saved before she gets herself into a mess that she will regret for the rest of her life.[...] We also need to understand that the Muslims who are arriving in the U.S. and throughout the Western world have an agenda, many are here to try to convert as many of us as possible. They believe they can turn the U.S. into a Muslim nation. And their main strategy is through marriage with Western women, particularly Christians."
- Sonlight, RaptureReady


"First shes became good friends with a muslim guy on here who is The biggest wolf in sheeps clothing...

There would be times she came to me saying he made sense . I told her to run far from him immediately Unless she is prepared to what she opens herself up to.

I think this played a Big part. She also used to run a room on paltalk exposing islam..... The muslim men pressured her to chaneg her room to a nice lets all get along peace room.... By that she started to compromise and change saying odd things like.... 'if God leads a person to islam who am i to say otherwise. twitch

Yesterday as i spoke to her i was so sick.. "
- liz67_1, RaptureReady


"THere is a site called 'Loving a Muslim' out there with testimonies of Western women who got into messy relationships with Muslim men.[...] It's sad that so many Western women are so starved for male attention ..."
- toddlemom, RaptureReady


"It doesn't help that we have a President in office who not only advocates Islam, but says it's a 'peaceful religion.' He has been front and center in advocating this religion, even saying that the god of Islam and the God of the Bible are one in the same (universalism).[...] The ramifications are huge here - not just politically, but spiritually. If the highest office in our land - who happens to be a born-again Christian - says Islam is peaceful, well, and good - then who's to say he's not leading Christians astray? Why not just convert to Islam then?"
- tofu, RaptureReady


"I think a lot of people are misled and confused about Islam. Maybe President Bush does know about the differences between Islam and Christianity, but then again maybe he doesn't. A lot of people don't exactly go study other religions once they become a Christian. "
- AJSHOPE, RaptureReady


"First, it's untrue that the god of Islam is personal. He is not. He is vengeful and angry, which you can see through the Muslim culture."
- tofu, RaptureReady


"If there is life on other planets... Some questions come up:

1. Wouldn't Jesus have had to be crucified, or otherwise given them (the aliens) salvation.

2. If not, well...would that mean the alien race never 'fell'? Never got expelled from THEIR Garden of Eden? I don't think so...

3. Would they have their own version of t