Fundies Say the Darndest Things! November 2003 Edition
Final Additions
Last Updated: April 27, 2004



"I can't believe no one has mentioned this yet. It specifically states that God sent angels to help build the ark [for Noah] and supply lumber. It says they worked over night or something."
- Michali, ChristianForums


"Loves the sinner yet hates the sin. I do not know that that captures the Biblical teaching. Perhaps: Loves and hates the sinner, hates the sin."
- notthe9, ILJ Boards


"I would say that love coexisting with hate does not violate the law of non-contradiction, any more than the Trinity doctrine does. He loves them in one way and hates them in another. It is obviously possible to love and hate concurrantly, as we are supposed to."
- notthe9, ILJ Boards


"Not at all, the Bible clearly teaches God's hate. He owes no creation love or mercy"
- notthe9, ILJ Boards


"I don't see how one can prove evolution, no one was there."
- penia, Internet Infidels


*** 'Most Edumacated Creationist' Trophy ***

"I know why I don't believe it. I have reasons... - I think the universe is way to complex to have to come from single cell organisms."
- penia, Internet Infidels


[Replying to 'you would not even consider the possibility of an old earth'] 

"I would -- if the Bible taught it."
- Socrates, TheologyWeb


"Your opinion means nothing when it's contrary to the facts."
- Socrates, TheologyWeb


"... you and Morton refuse to treat Scripture as supremely authoritative. That is the key issue. By going down your lines, I would be implicitly abandoning biblical authority and accepting the supremacy of autonomous human reasoning."
- Socrates, TheologyWeb


"I refuse to play the game by the materialistic rules that you and Morton have swallowed. There is no point wasting time over geological minutiae when your whole framework is up the creek."
- Socrates, TheologyWeb


"genesis is not a science book, it is a history book... If this conflicts with theories... then it is those human attempts which are wrong, not the ones revealed to us by a gracious God. Evolution is a dumb idea. One pundit mused that it takes a great deal of higher indoctrination to overcome common sense."
- Socratism, TheologyWeb


*** 'Back to the Future' Prize *** 

"there are too many babies in this world that are put in danger because of the fact that the parents are not even double the age of the child."
- elizabethlynn04, ChannelOne.com BBS


"I still disagree with the fact that its genetic... It doesn't make sense that your sexual orinatation could be determined by lil proteins floting around in my cells."
- Pitt_Muck29, POD Warrior Forum


"OMG.. You people really don't know much about religion these days. God made the universe. The mixing of chemicals? What the heck are you talking about? You actually think chemicals made us and the world, the universe, the creatures, all the order and design that God has made?! READ GENESIS FROM THE BIBLE! WoW.. Wasnt that hard!"
- Xx_DarKGhosT_xX, BlizzForums


"The pope, remember, has infallibility... The pope says no abortion. I totally agree with him. If he was wrong, then you are saying that God, the Holy Spirit, the third person of the Blessed Trinity, had lied and proclaimed a wrong."
- Xx_DarKGhosT_xX, BlizzForums


"HeLLo?!? Your saying the Bible is wrong? Adam was made from nothing. And Eve did form out of Adam's rib while he was sleeping. (God did it) A Fairy Tale. Heck no. Basically, your saying there that we are a fairy tale then."
- Xx_DarKGhosT_xX, BlizzForums


*** Pot and Kettle Prize ***

"That said, the origins of other religions are very suspect. They have religious texts that they claim are inerrant but obviously aren't for various reasons..."
- Mike(ATL), Internet Infidels


[Series of posts latter revealed to be satire removed, with apologies to jp_Machiavelli]


"His first question is why would these [pseudogenes, fossils, etc.] be the case. The answer is simple, God did it. Why? Who knows... MartinM is stuck on insisting on a scientific reason. God doesn't need a scientific reason to do things. He is God and can do as He pleases."
- Rom831, RaptureReady


"Again, you want a reason, something that can be fit into a nice neat little scientific hypothesis. Unfortunately for your cause, God doesn't have to have any more of a reason than it was His will."
- Rom831, RaptureReady


[After a bunch of silly assertions from assorted websites are shot down] "Are ya saying you have successfully refuted EVERYTHING on the internet? Oh come one Martinm. You know you want to be a Christian."
- ddlewis86, RaptureReady


"As far as provisions [for Noah], God provided for them through His miracle of supply. So there was always food for the animals in the feed buckets. I would imagine that God provided the trees for the lumber."
- JohnR7, ChristianForums


[Replying to 'why would you compare Hitler to Darwin?'] "from my point of view, Darwin has caused much more damage (in a sheer numbers sense), especially if T[heory]o[f]E[volution] destroys the faith of young christians."
- Follower of Christ, ChristianForums


"Gods want FAITH. Maybe He feels He has given us enough 'witness' and now wants us to believe regardless 'science' shows. Maybe it takes a sort of 'blind faith' to weed thru all the 'evidence'."
- Follower of Christ, ChristianForums


"... the cause of it is probbably the [dinosaur-killing] 'asteriod', or what i think was satan being cast into earth"
- Brotha Ballew, ChristianForums


"how do you know it [the asteroid] didnt make the earth void or without shape?"
- Brotha Ballew, ChristianForums


"and for all the aetheists.... WHY IS THERE PROOF OF A GOD WHO IS KNOWN TO 'not exist'? Answer that with THOUGHT AND A GOOD AMOUNT OF CAUTION..."
- Rockin' christian, POD Warrior Forum


"Well, I sorta hate to admit this, but it has crossed my mind, Lord??? Please don't let me be on the toilet when the rapture occurs! LOL I have honestly said that and worried I'd be in the bath or on the John."
- Birdy, RaptureReady


"I seriously pray to the Lord each time I get in a car that I am driving that the rapture does not happen when I am driving. I know it would not be my fault in any way but I feel bad at the thought that my car could kill a potential believer."
- tractsforchrist, RaptureReady


"I would just like to say that last night I felt a strong urge to get a rapture ready kit together... I put a couple of tracts inside, a couple of book tracts, and an apologetic book that shows that Jesus has to be real... . I also have a sealed envelope that says 'Do Not open unless millions dissappear: The Rapture' With a dated letter showing that I knew about this before hand."
- tractsforchrist, RaptureReady


"Make an audio or video tape and seal it in an envolope. Then mark it with something like 'In case of mase disapperance open.' I'd make copies of it and put them around town in various places where people might go, (churches, stores, etc.) Does that sound to crazy?"
- New Hope, RaptureReady


[On how the anti-Christ will explain the Rapture] "He's probably going to say that humans are undergoing an 'evolution' of sorts. Like an old Physics teacher in my high school told me: '... when there are too many people in the world, the world takes care of itself by eliminating half the population.'... In a nutshell, I think the AC is going to say that we didn't survive the evolution of Earth and that they did, thus, they are the better species."
- Docpro, RaptureReady


"how do you know the 'being' who has given you peace on these issues was in fact, God, and not Satan? (I've already explained how I know when it's God...He's consistent with His Word, Prayer, and other believers)."
- fbridges2, RaptureReady


"greek mythology became myth because it didn't have enough convincing information, wereas christianity originated long before greek myth but is still a religion, so obviously christianity must be more significantt"
- Brotha Ballew, ChristianForums


"You will not find much evidence [of the Hebrew slaves] in Egypt. They are anti semitic and have eliminated most evidence of Jews ever being in their country."
- JohnR7, ChristianForums


"The remains of Babylon of course is still there. It has never been rebuilt, even though they have tried to rebuild it over the years... The burning bush of moses is said to still be alive and is being protected in the center of a monastery. They say there is a place in the desert where the quail are tired from their long flight and drop exhausted out of the sky. Just as the Bible talks about."
- JohnR7, ChristianForums


"If Adam and Eve were the first two humans, with no others created, whouldn't we all be Jews with lineages back to Adam?"
- Loudmouth, ChristianForums


"You are a pretty funny person. As far as the O[ld]T[estament] goes, God wanted those people dead for a reason. Be it the wicked lives and practices they [and their children?] lead or the genetic make up they had. Far be it from any of us to question God. Mind you unbelievers may get a chance to ask God questions like your's before they are banished for eternity." [Emphasis Added]
- ready2go, RaptureReady


[When the actor in Mel Gibson's movie about Jesus got struck by lightning twice in a row] "...being hit twice, on the same set, and 2 different times relatively close to each other is beyond astronomical. I know atheists love to dismiss astronomically rare events as mere coincidences, but being struck by lightning while playing the most controversial character, in the most controversial movie ever made, and walking away with barely a scratch both times is beyond coincidence."
- Magus55, Internet Infidels


"They were doing something unscriptural and God was warning them to get back on track or Satan ( who can control the weather) tried to kill off the main actor so the movie couldn't finish, and God protected him. Either way, its beyond a freaky coincidence."
- Magus55, Internet Infidels


[To a poster who explains, from personal experience, that surviving lightning is surprisingly common] "How do you know Satan didn't try to kill you with lightning bolts, and God was protecting you since it wasn't your time?"
- Magus55, Internet Infidels


"Yes I think there is a verse in the Bible saying Satan has the power to control lightning ( don't know it off the top of my head though). He is the prince of the power of the air."
- Magus55, Internet Infidels


"Probably cuz, its [Gibson's movie] got catholic ties."
- needhimforever, RaptureReady


"Could be G-d Could be satan I would say saton used the lightning because he doesn't want the film made and G-d saved him from being killed Or it could just be G-d is showing he is involved being the actor was not hurt in severe way either time"
- Pendragon, RaptureReady


"Since I was a kid, my mom has always told me that actors who have played Jesus always seem to have something really odd happen to them...boom, another one. I don't know if it is God's way of saying 'don't even...'"
- pam2003, RaptureReady


"I think it is safe to say... After two times, if this guy was doing something wrong, he would be complete toast. It may have been a warning, it may be a justified 'hey, bub, you are getting to close...'... but it would only be that. If he was doing anything seriously bad, he DEFINITELY would be an ash tray."
- Hawk, RaptureReady


"I think that God controls the weather...I did a search at Crosswalk.com: [insert long list of verses where God sends lightning and thunder]..."
- itsjustme, RaptureReady


"Come on, to even think that God would strike a person with lightning. I thought he loves us all? He does. Could it be Satan has a way with weather and doesnt want this movie released?"
- Redmow, RaptureReady


"it was satan pissed off that they are doing too good of a job portraying how Christ suffered for us. scriptures plainly state he is able to bring fire down from heaven (i.e. lightning) and much more besides."
- FollowerofJesus, RaptureReady


"When I read the thread title I admit I was hoping the 'actor' involved was the one who portrays Jesus in the controversial play 'Corpus Christi', a play in which many actors have quit due to the immense public outcry against it due to the portrayal of a gay Jesus. Oh darn [slapping forehead smiley]"
- WingShire, RaptureReady


"My guess is that satan was throwing lightning bolts, and God saved this man's life...twice."
- CatcherRye, RaptureReady


"God has gone into show business! He is doing the PR for this movie. More people will go to see it now than would have if not for this event. Or...There is a movement against the church by Hollywood to run christians away from the movie by publicizing a very common event out in the open during a thunderstorm... Think about it!!"
- Sanya, RaptureReady


"When I first read the headline, I thought maybe the article was going to state that the actor who was struck by lightning was the one who is playing the 'gay' Jesus in that one play. I thought, 'oh this will be a wake up call to people'"
- debbielynn, RaptureReady


"It is no secret that I consider the Catholic Church a cult, because I have posted that many times on this board, so I am very distrustful of anything the Vatican okays."
- Mercy4Me, RaptureReady


"Jesus raised people from the dead, healed crippled and twisted limbs, restored sight to the blind, created fish and bread out of nothing, and commanded the wind and waves to obey Him. I wonder if that [liberal] teacher mentioned these historical facts?"
- joelch2, RaptureReady


"And what historical evidence do YOU have that Jesus is not God, didn't raise the dead, heal the sick and crippled, and create fish and bread from nothing? I'll be waiting right here for you to disprove it."
- joelch2, RaptureReady


"You are WRONG! The burden of proof that Jesus is not God falls on the accuser (the skeptic). We also have iron clad proof, it's called the Bible. It's up to the accuser to prove the Bible to be in error. Lyra had the audacity to come on here and basically tell me that Jesus' divinity was nothing more than my opinion. That's just hogwash!"
- joelch2, RaptureReady


"The atheist says God doesn't exist, so it's up to him to prove it. I am not obligated to prove anything to the atheist. Show me JUST ONE sentence in the Bible that is in error about Jesus raising the dead, healing the sick and crippled... Show me that and we'll talk."
- joelch2, RaptureReady


[Replying to 'Prove that I am not God'] "Beam me over to your house in five minutes and I'll believe you!"
- joelch2, RaptureReady


"I proved you wasn't God didn't I? I am still here in California and not in Philly."
- joelch2, RaptureReady


"When the trumpet sounds, when the trumpet sounds..."
- joelch2, RaptureReady, after his burden of proof errors are shot down


"Uh, no. We already know and have proof that Jesus existed and He was God. You need to prove to us He wasn't."
- Elizabeth_S, RaptureReady


"Remember, people are not use to having to prove what they say (except maybe at a board like this). So your teacher may just be saying stuff [about Jesus being an ordinary man] that he heard someone else say, and he is just repeating it."
- 4Freedom, RaptureReady


"Where did you come up with this nonsense [about Jesus being a psychosomatic faith healer]? You are flat out saying that the followers of Christ were all brainwashed by Him (and so are we Christians today)."
- joelch2, RaptureReady


"You can all get some tracks [sic] at that website above [from Jack Chick]. They are pretty cheap, and have a very good message."
- godsgal, .: NucleusWeb Teen Hang Out :.


"Atheism is a ferocious system that leaves nothing above us to excite awe, nor around us, to awaken tenderness."
- EdJones, TheologyWeb


"Christianity is growing rapidly in places like Asia and Africa. Atheism is irrational, illogical, incoherant and existentially self-destructive."
- richbee, TheologyWeb


"At least I have hope that the millions of children in the world dying and starving will eventually be happy, and cease suffering... In the atheistic world, children will die and suffer endlessly as long as the Earth is still here. Thats a heck of a lot more depressing than the children eventually getting to be happy and experience joy and love, instead of hunger and disease."
- Magus55, Internet Infidels


"Macroevolution is not well-documented by any strech of the imagination. In fact, the fossil record shows that there were a larger number of earlier species than previously thought. Darwin's single ancestor theory simply doesn't explain for the large variety of species, especially in light of morality."
- Xavier, TheologyWeb


"Maybe nothing wrong with homosexuality to you, but most Atheists don't have a problem with anything. Slaughtering babies, sodomy, fornication, adultery, cussing etc. We wouldn't want to deprive you of your fun now would we?"
- Magus55, Internet Infidels


"Most of the so called 'learned professionals' are atheists and have abandoned any sense of right and wrong and promote the do it if it feels good agenda of Morally bankrupt organizations of God haters."
- Elizabeth_S, RaptureReady


*** 'Up-and-Coming Jerry Falwell Deputy' Award ***

"Some people believed that 9-11 was God's judgement or God's wake-up call to America. Would some people think that this 10-fire or 11-fire blazer is a judgment by God to California for being a liberal state, or is it just simply work of arsonists who are just angry, or something else?"
- Docpro, RaptureReady


"Just a question. Is it any wonder that the the most liberal state in the Union [California] has the HIGHEST percentage of Forest fires??? Just coincidence???"
- ddlewis86, RaptureReady


"There are no coincidences with God."
- architectlink, RaptureReady


"I do believe this is another 'sign' ... but not due to the previous mentioned liberal CA ideas. The East Coast gets hurricanes - midwest gets tornados... Earlier this year, we all discussed the intensity of hurricanes being a sign of the end times, and how pestilence is getting worse. I think it's the same this time."
- J&J's mom, RaptureReady


"I can't wait to see how liberals will blame this [fire] on president Bush. Or Jews..."
- hurl, RaptureReady


"The only reason God said that [to kill babies] is because people weren't obeying Him. Whatever isn't holy isn't any use to Him so He basically wants it taken out."
- koolchick, ChannelOne.com BBS


"Yes, I would [kill an infant if God asked]. I'm not saying it would be easy, but I would. Everybody is unholy. Even the infants."
- koolchick, ChannelOne.com BBS


"The answer is that God is also a vengful God... Therefore he would sometimes instruct his people to kill their enimies ( including women and childern) and there was good reason for this..."
- Nicole Riddle, ChannelOne.com BBS


"... why is your screen name Dragon of Earth? The name in which the Bible gave to Satan, or did you think it was your own ingenius idea? Either way, if you don't belive then you're then one who will have eternal damnation with the real Dragon. HAVE FUN!!!!"
- Nicole Riddle, ChannelOne.com BBS


"... the reason that God told his people to kill women and childern was so that the whole race would be off the earth and then we wouldn't have problems we have today."
- Nicole Riddle, ChannelOne.com BBS


"He told them to kill those who would if left alive would give them trouble later. Look what Iseral is dealing with now. The Palistines are the same guys that God told Saul to kill every last one of but Saul saved the women and babies and now there desendence are now plaguing Iseral."
- Rebeccah, ChannelOne.com BBS


*** Post of the Week for November 2-8, 2003 ***

"They do have morals... God's morals. The only reason why God told those people to kill the other people is because they were unholy. So technically it is moral to eliminate unholy people from your life."
- koolchick, ChannelOne.com BBS


"It depends what the circumstances are. I wouldn't just kill a nonbeliever for the heck of it."
- koolchick, ChannelOne.com BBS


"What is an Atheist? I mean is it one that really doesn't believe in God? or is it one Refuses to believe in God while knowing he exists. I was convinced that there is no people out there that still thing that there is no God. [frowning smiley]"
- PASHOK, ChristianForums


"If you are gonna call something a fact that can't be proven as such, i'm gonna call you on it. Either prove, 100% undeniably that humans descended from apes, or cut the arrogant 'we know all' crap."
- Magus55, Internet Infidels


"i used to think pot was cool, that was until i basically learned it was a harmless substance, then im thinking what is so cool about something as soft as pot. it is a pussies drug for people who are too scared to anything harder, and if they do that, then they're just an idiot."
- SignOfTheCross, POD Warrior Forum


"... that image [parodying creationists, see here] is a little inaccurate, since it depects a lizard leaping from the webpage and then transforming into a bird mid-leap into the brain. That is an evolutionist idea."
- Jedi_Templar, BlizzForums


"Islam, when given the opportunity and power will use what it was using throughout its existence....voilence and force. Islam now cannot fully exercise this because lack of power, now their tactics and strategies are much more subtle."
- Alessandro, ChristianForums


"Do not post about how its just like Christianity. Its not. It is not PEACEFUL, thats a lie. Muslims have targeted the United States with an aggressive missionary program."
- PennylessZ28, ChristianForums


"Last time I check, I didnt' see or read about Christians... blowing up buildings, school buses full of childern or other such things... I first thought it was a religon of peace, speaking of all nations and colors, etc... later study revealed a horrible truth. One that American Muslims simply ignore, skip over and try to play off about there religion."
- PennylessZ28, ChristianForums


[On the Crusades, witch burnings, etc.] "There is a difference between Christians who have Jesus and Christians by name."
- Alessandro, ChristianForums


[On heaven] "If you have ever taken LSD (20 years or so ago when LSD actually existed) you can only imagine how fascinating life will be with (not just a redeemed body) but also a redeemed mind. I can't wait."
- Jefferson, TheologyOnline Forums


[Replying to 'Heaven is like being on LSD???'] "That's not what I'm saying. LSD (that is, real LSD, not the garbage today that is called LSD) increases a peson's I.Q. Back in the 60's and 70's double blind studies were conducted on LSD. Subjects were given an I.Q. test before taking LSD. After taking LSD, the subjects were given another I.Q. test and the results showed that their scores rose significantly.

But today the I.Q. scores decrease. I don't know what's in the junk today that people are claiming to be LSD but it's obviously not the real thing. Real LSD hasn't existed for at least 20 years.

My point is that, with redeemed minds in heaven, I imagine our I.Q.'s are going to be tremendous. I can't wait. This has nothing to do with halucinating (which by the way is the most boring part of real LSD)."
- Jefferson, TheologyOnline Forums


"What leads me to believe that bacteria developing resistance to an antibiotic is not evolutionary is its predictability, consistency and it’s inerrancy. It works every time... There is no randomness or chance in a bacteria becoming resistant, the process does not vary. The bacteria act as if on que. That’s not evolution that’s doing what they are 'told' to do."
- Husband&Father, TheologyOnline Forums


"Oh well, I guess some of us ignoramuses will just have to go on believing the Lord instead of the apostate, hell-bound, infidel evolutionists."
- Mark Osgatharp, BaptistBoard


"if you believe this stuff you write, then you believe the Lord took on humanity which came from evolved animal like creatures... please stop using evolution as an alternative christian belief system"
- massdak, BaptistBoard


"In Romans chapter one, Paul is talking about people who find it easier to worship the creature more than the Creator. This could very well apply to people who claim to be Christians and yet believe in evolution. These people hold to what they supposed the fossil evidence, made of of animal bones, shows them instead of what the Word of God plainly says."
- Terry_Herrington, BaptistBoard


"... there are references in the Bible that indicate that the earth, indeed, is round. It was declared flat by the apostate church at that time. Science, in coming to the conclusion that the world is round, simply caught up with God's word."
- Watchman, BaptistBoard


"No, knowledge is permanent, nutrition is not, it has to be renewed. The Tree of Life was a super nutritious fruit tree that protected us from disease, mutations, and etc. So after it was metabolized we needed to eat some more in order to live forever."
- Ed, Internet Infidels


[Replying to 'Muslims aren't imposing their god on North American people through the government'] "I'm sorry, but that is one of the most ignorant statements I have ever heard. Muslims brought 2 skyscrapers down in New York and slaughtered over 3000 people trying to impose their God on us."
- hayden, POD Warrior Forum


[On Kent Hovind's tax fraud] "people on welfare fraudulently steal from you too. Where is your outrage over this?"
- Elizabeth_S, RaptureReady


"And by the way, Islam is a sham... I think I will go and do something a little more ineresting like maybe start a new thread somewhere to discuss the possibility that the world may in fact be flat."
- SamsonOption, RaptureReady


"I have no abhorrence of atheist or agnostics. I respect you as people. I pretty much respect all beliefs and people."
- JimB, RaptureReady

[A few posts later]

"Very often the laws of this land are in concert with Christianity or at least they were until hoards of satans followers (atheist, muslims etc.) began to cry about being overlooked."
- JimB, RaptureReady


*** Generalization of the Month ***

"To think that Muslims are peacefully sitting around doing nothing but eat figs while pumping oil is ridiculous. They too have a collective objective that they must see to the END... The whole world must convert or die!"
- SamsonOption, RaptureReady


"Does anyone understand this? 'Their version of the end does not include non Muslims' where does that leave non Muslims, the atheists, the agnostics and Christians? In the grave that’s where! Can this be said of Biblical Christianity? I think not!"
- SamsonOption, RaptureReady


"Your points weren't exactly solid facts... It is not the same as Christianity or Judaism. These religions were not delivered via false revelations... The focus in Christianity and Judaism is on a relationship with God. Islam promotes subservience to Allah in the hopes of not going to hell... Christians only want to make the country moral as so many other groups do. The muslims here want to make this country islam based."
- Jade, RaptureReady


"Look carefully at any mention of islam or the quran in the public arena and look at how quickly anyone is to proclaim that it is not correct and is part of an anti-islamic bias... The muslim agenda that I have seen states that by increasing their numbers and becoming a solid voting block that they will then be able to effect changes politically. Hardly the attitude of people just merely looking for a better way of life here in the US."
- Jade, RaptureReady


"I do have an open mind. Otherwise I would believe in nothing or the existence of nothing. I would be oh say an agnostic."
- JimB, RaptureReady


*** Double Double Standards Prize ***

"The koran, allahs word, REQUIRES IT TO OCCUR and CONDONES murder by promising paradise... No doubt some atrocities did occur in the Bible. I am not up on all of them. G-d did indeed order the killing of pagans, atheist, agnostics etc… Not sure why except they were and are a scourge on the earth and against him."
- JimB, RaptureReady


"Islam is of satan. Even the simplest research into the beginning of islam will show that. You people (atheist, agnostics etc) come here to defend a position with simply your words and no factual evidence."
- JimB, RaptureReady


"I am surprised that you seemingly know absolutely nothing about islam... You must be an atheist; I have found that atheists frequently have all the answers."
- JimB, RaptureReady


"You are simply using your circular logic to create an argument about something. You really need to become more knowledgeable about the facts before you come here and compare the vile nature of islam to Christianity."
- JimB, RaptureReady


"Athesist are to be pitied. They are so clueless that it boggles the mind. I can not wait to see them all bowing and declaring Jesus is Lord. What a day that will be. I just pray that I will have a compassionate heart because I do picture myself standing up and saying 'Ha in your face, told you He was real.'"
- Teresa, RaptureReady


"And after getting this [college science] education you have what? Wisdom of man/wisdom of the world. And what exactly does God say these are?"
- Rom831, RaptureReady


"Evolution cannot account for the entire world being destroyed 4000 years ago. It requires millions of years. Either that or an ark exponentially bigger than the Bible speaks of."
- Rom831, RaptureReady


"Now i think God made bacteria, because bacteria are important for eating our poo and keeping us from getting sick... although some bacteria do make us sick for some reason (i dont get that, i think some bacteria get influenced by satan and deviate from goodness or something). But i heard viruses arent even alive, they just make more of themselves and kill things, so whats the point of that? I think viruses are the work of satan, because all they bring is death and destruction..."
- Shimmerstar, ChristianForums


"Then why did God create virii? Maybe theyre an instrument of punishment. I get colds all the time. Maybe God isnt happy with me."
- Shimmerstar, ChristianForums


"It is true that viruses and other harmful unseen agents were blamed to be demons. If you want to get spiritual, viruses and sickness are catalyzed and controlled by dark forces."
- Michali, ChristianForums


"In the beginning... There was nothing. Then, for no reason... BANG! everything that we know and love flew out at different angles, rocks and stars started hitting each other and stuff... then water came out of this explosion and evolution turned mud into humans."
- Shimmerstar, ChristianForums


"I have the words in my bible and its manuscripts show they are authenic. The burden of proof is on you guys to show they are not"
- Follower of Christ, ChristianForums


"And I have no earth-shaking answers other than to say that of all the religions out there, Christianity is the most likely to be true because of what God reveals about himself in the bible and through Jesus."
- bluetrinity, ChristianForums


"SUPER Little People(not midgets)... And I MEAN LITTLE. Anyone heard of an Ishcock or Ishacock I got no clue how to spell it. They are super tiny like less than 7inches and live in Alaska(Northern)"
- TruthTraveler, ChristianForums


"I completely agree with you that natural selection is incompatible with scripture, but for some of the reasons outlined above, I don't believe that evolution is, per se. Call it 'supernatural selection' if you like."
- Amazing Rando, TheologyWeb


"How many have seen 'Left Behind'? How many have read the series? How did Antichrist control what the public was being told? He used the media... They are NOT of God therefore they are of Satan. Don't be deceived by the lies."
- ddlewis86, RaptureReady


"I can't stand liberals, and I love to read books that document their hypocrisy, their lack of morals, and their lack of direction..."
- hayden, POD Warrior Forum


"This book [by Ann Coulter] highlights the main reasons why liberals lie... You won't read it, because you are a hypocrite that tells everyone else to open their mind, meanwhile, your mind is as tight as a clamp... By the way, Jesus loves you!!"
- hayden, POD Warrior Forum

[ Later]

"here's me not reading your link. and not caring what another conservative thinks about Coulter. That's his/her opinion. My opinion is that she rocks!"
- hayden, POD Warrior Forum


"Coulter... speaks truth, liberals cry, they call her names, they cry some more, and then all of us people on the right side of the issues get together and have a good laugh at the liberals expense."
- hayden, POD Warrior Forum


"actually no, because we are being persecuted by everyday run of the mill secularists, daily. Not extremeist atheists once every ten years.."
- hayden, POD Warrior Forum


"Does it matter what you eat according to Evolution? According to Creation you should eat fruits, vetables, etc..."
- TruthTraveler, ChristianForums


"I believe that you would still go to heaven even if you don't belong in any religion as long, you did good things when you were living on earth and as long you do believe and have a strong faith in HIM."
- xiob, POD Warrior Forum


"We are a free nation? Dang, I've been noticing that less and less... All this welfare, socialism, separation of church and state... And other bull that our government is doing."
- Rivan, POD Warrior Forum


"The whole global warming thing to me is just plain humorous... I take it about as serious as evolution... Its just something a bunch of overpaid scientists come up with cause they dont have anymore studies to do with monkeys..."
- BleakBassPlayer, POD Warrior Forum


*** 'Death by Irony Overdose' Certificate ***

"Anyways, the article that Eru mentioned [from a science magazine], was chock-full of crap. Totally un-scientific. For example, the dick-head who wrote the article doesn't even understand the Second Law of Thermodynamics... for evolution to work for millions of years, entropy needs to be put on hold, even reversed, unless you are suggesting that bacterium have higher energy levels then mammals."
- Jedi_Templar, BlizzForums


"The Hardcore-Zealot-Orthodox-Creationist was once an evolutionist... Heh, come on, I was five (yes, I understood evolution at age five...). Call it doublethink. I learned the truth (ie, creation) soon after I was confirmed."
- Jedi_Templar, BlizzForums


[Explaining away anatomical vestiges and pseudogenes] "The intentional disabling of shareware [limited-use trial software] does exactly this sort of thing. Ok there is an example. Do I win now?"
- jason, TheologyWeb


"Now if there were no God, no Christianity, I can only imagine a world full of very selfish, non-caring people. This place would be a living hell."
- CJL, RaptureReady


*** Tinfoil Hat Prize ***

"If you look closely at a bar code it has '666' on it. Now if you want to be ignorant on the whole thing and be rediculous thats fine. Not my place to judge you that is God's, but i would suggest you watch yourself before the anti-christ comes along and you think its some joke and you put that crap on you only its permanant and wont wash off like pen. That is why you SHOULD NOT take it lightly."
- BleakBassPlayer, POD Warrior Forum


"Are you telling me the Jewish people do not believe God exists in Three persons?... So because I don't know what the Jewish religion teaches I am ignorant?"
- DJHere, RaptureReady


"If i could stand there personally and show you, 666 is in the barcode... its not something you can just glance at and be like 'oh hey there is 666 this bag of chips is doomed to hell!!! hahaha' If it was that obvious it probly would be harder to market. Its there though i promise and go ahead and mock me... Its ok i got no hate for ignorance just no understanding."
- BleakBassPlayer, POD Warrior Forum


*** Honorable Mention (from Usenet) ***

"Well, as I have discovered, the term *Ra* is the name given to the 'sun god'... According to my christian background and relationship with the God of the bible, [the poster known as] Aron[-Ra] is getting his inspiration from the psychopath known in the bible, as satan. So, therefore, by attempting to show Aron his flaws and deception, I would be basically engaging in a debate with the devil himself and I refuse to make conversation with the devil, so my challenge to Aron (who is being inspired by satan), is off."
- Dave P, Talk.Origins


"i doubt it why sould i even care anyway [about global warming]?? i know where im goin when i die so why should this petty earth matter to me? it will pass on wether i use an aerosol can or not anyway."
- BleakBassPlayer, POD Warrior Forum


"As is my understanding, if Darwinism is true then there is no Christian God. Common descent says everything started from one single organism. The Bible, however, says that God created all living creatures... then Adam named them. That theory is against God."
- jay_swift, ChristianForums


"I'm a Christian so I have plenty of repsect for buddhists and NOOOOOOOOOOO respect for buddhism!!! Jesus is God, no one else... No other god's. Believe me, there aint to other god's!"
- StrongShalom, POD Warrior Forum


"I doubt that A[nswers]i[n]G[enesis] are going to 'correct' something just on the basis of [geologist Glenn] Morton's say-so. Who is he that we should take heed of what he says? The Internet is full of junk by people with no or little scientific qualifications."
- Socrates, TheologyWeb


*** Bizarre Creationist Assertion of the Month *** 

"Our sun contains over 99% of the mass contained in the entire universe. That to me is incredible. Why our sun? Why not some other star?... Coincidence? Come on. Not even the most close-minded scientist can genuinely buy into that argument. It's there for a reason, and it's presence isn't random."
- drfeelgood, ChristianForums


"i was simply stating that global warming is a rediculous joke... The freakin earth is not going to melt away or anything this is rediculous.... i like science but some things are just to far fetched...."
- BleakBassPlayer, POD Warrior Forum


"scientists cant prove the earth to be whatever billion years old can they... but natural disaster like a flood or God simply making the earth look old are much more reasonalbe... Gods pretty old... hes been around for forever...so there"
- hardinsd22, ChristianForums


"... you assume that their assumptions [about decay rates] are based on fact and not fiction or creative writting. ie. (imagination)"
- JohnR7, ChristianForums


"So far are on this thread we have Dr. Dino 2 Evolutionists 0."
- JohnR7, ChristianForums, after using arguments that were debunked 200 years ago


"Yes, & it is this evidence the Evolutionist CHOOSES to ignore in defrence to their unproven- unproveable I should also say theories, which are only cloaks for their disdain for the Creator God."
- obediah001, ChristianForums


"... evolutionists will go to a site like Dr. Dino and search it with a fine tooth comb for some tiny little point that they think is easy to falsify. But then when you bring up one of the major points he is trying to establish, they run for cover."
- JohnR7, ChristianForums


"If two species can't reproduce and create a third, what logic is there in saying that my genome can degrade and mutate to the point that I'm no longer human? There is a distinct barrier between species, one that cannot be broken through sex or evolution."
- chris_h, RaptureReady


[on the thermodynamics argument] "So you're telling me that the Earth is essentially converts heat [from the sun] into work. Wow, does that mean that it's a perpetual motion machine?"
- chris_h, RaptureReady


"I believe that we all come into the world tainted with sin. So even the apparently sinless baby is not truely pure - not enough to merit access to God's kingdom - yet. We all need to recognize the miracle of Christ before we can be 'washed white as cloth'"
- Daniel_1981, ChristianForums


*** Amazing Apologist Logic of the Month ***

[Replying to 'So the three year old killed by a drunk driver goes to hell?'] "That's my belief, yeah. God surely has the power to prevent that car accident. So, it's not an accident really. The child did not lose his chance at God's kingdom by a stroke of bad luck - too bad, you died to early. God could have prevented it. It's also possible that God caused the accident to happen. Remember, God knows all. It's quite possible that the child would grow to be a terrible sinner, a great plague to good people, if not stopped while he was young."
- Daniel_1981, ChristianForums


Last Update


"The thing that the Liberal(freethinker) is utterly unable to accept is that for true pluralism to work people must be willing to adhere to the will of the majority in the community in which they live to within very broad limits. If unable to do so the right thing is to tear up stakes and move to a more pleasing social climate."
- truelies, Internet Infidels


"Why do you feel that you must create controversy...? Would it not be better to just try to tolerate someone who is different from yourself...?"
- truelies, Internet Infidels


"Still feeling the repercussions of the Phelps team here in Casper to erect a monument 'celebrating' five years since the murder of [Matthew] Shepard and his 'entering into hell'. Everyone knows the general details. Shepard was a sodomite whore... "
- Dr. Bob Griffin, BaptistBoard


"Politically correct? Nope. Correct? Yes. I stand by what I said 100%. And I am saddened that some have seen fit to condemn ME as the evil doer in simply reporting on how evil this young man was."
- Dr. Bob Griffin, BaptistBoard


"I will have to agree with Dr. Bob on this one. Shepherd was a sodomite; he was seeking out partners. Gee, if the shoe fits, wear it. Part of the effect that the sodomite agenda is having is that it is causing Christians to shy away from calling sodomy a perverted sin."
- Terry_Herrington, BaptistBoard


"Mathew Shepherd was no hero. He was a victim of a violent crime but his lifestyle was the predominant contributor to his demise."
- Xingyi Warrior, BaptistBoard


"'Sodomite' and 'Whore' are biblical words and are accurate discription of this person. Why do you want to make sin sound ok, by using the nice words for perversion. Thnks Dr. Bob for your courage."
- Jailminister, BaptistBoard


"those who think they are defending poor homosexuals from mean ole Christians are condoning and affirming and accepting it as a good lifestyle or worst. if you have that position you may want to ask the moderator if you should even be posting here. you do not do any homosexual any favor by placing their exceedingly sinful lifestyle as any less then the abomination it is."
- massdak, BaptistBoard


"the problem with your rancor is that you see homosexuality such as not giving to the church or speeding in a car, and most Christians would see it as serious as murder"
- massdak, BaptistBoard


"I will agree, Shepherd was a sodomite whore, simple as that. Too many people here, in the name of love, are more concerned with what our politically correct society says than what God says... Those of you here who want to buddy up to the sodomite crowd with the thought that you will win them over are sorely deceived."
- Terry_Herrington, BaptistBoard


*** Post of the Month for November 2003 ***

"also concerning shepard, this young sodomite was possibly given mercy even though an evil act of murder took him, in respect to future judgment and added wrath for his on going homosexuality would of added much more wrath as time went on. so in short it was mercy in a spiritual sense that he didn't live a long life."
- massdak, BaptistBoard


"There is one person, in my eyes, mainly responsible for Mathew's death and that is himself. He led a reckless lifestyle and in the end he got caught... If Mathew would have conducted his life in a more responsible manner maybe he could have lived long enough for someone to reach out and wittness to him and yes, maybe he could have accepted Christ into his heart. That is the real tragedy as I see it."
- Xingyi Warrior, BaptistBoard


"It should be pointed out that if Matthew Shephard had not 'hit' on his soon to be killer, he might still be alive today. So to say that no one else is to blame for his murder is, in my opinion, wrong. His action led to a reaction, thus both 'parties' are to blame."
- HeDied4U, BaptistBoard


"I am not saying that Mathew deserved to die... I am simply saying that Mathew's sinful lifestyle and the resulting poor choices that he made are mostly responsible for his death."
- Xingyi Warrior, BaptistBoard


"If that same 'just' person is murdered because they placed themselves in a comprimising situation and I'm sorry if we disagree here but I believe that Mathew did, then they are, in part, to blame. You seem to be saying that Mathew had the right to conduct his lifestyle as recklessly as he wanted and should be absolved of all responsibility for the actions that ensued."
- Xingyi Warrior, BaptistBoard


"What constitutes [spousal] abuse? By what standard do you make this judgment [that it's grounds for divorce]? Does that change I Cor. 11:3 and Ephesians 5? If so, how? And, book, chapter and verse, please. Your argument is without biblical foundation. There is no divine inspired evidence to support your assertion. "
- Frank, BaptistBoard


[Replying to 'a woman is to stay with an abusive husband and just take it?'] 

"That is pretty much what the Bible says."
- Eladar, BaptistBoard


*** Post of the Week for November 9-15, 2003 ***

"Would you please site the passage that states a woman is to leave her husband based on physical abuse. There is one for sexual immorality, but not for abuse... try reading how God instructed the Israelites to treat their slaves. There was a limitation on the amount of abuse, but there was quite a bit of abuse allowed."
- Eladar, BaptistBoard


"I'm sorry that you have a problem with this part of scripture. Do you have the same reaction to Jesus' statement that when one is struck one should simply turn the other cheek(to be struck again)?"
- Eladar, BaptistBoard


"Jesus said that if someone physically abuses you, you are to turn the other cheek so that the abuse may continue. What are your thoughts?"
- Eladar, BaptistBoard


"What do you think Jesus meant by turn the other cheek? It seems rather clear to me that it so that the person can strike you again. In other words, so that the physical abuse can continue... God will take care of us. If that means by death, as in Stephen's case, so be it."
- Eladar, BaptistBoard


"Your view is very materialistic. Do you have a problem with God's command that a man who rapes a woman is to be punished by having to marry her?"
- Eladar, BaptistBoard


"When you have no scriptural support for your position, it is a good tactic to side step the issue and attack the other person. It doesn't deal with the topic, but it is a good tactic."
- Eladar, BaptistBoard


"I'm just wondering if there is something wrong if one is not willing to trust in God. I wondering if we might be missing something if we think that our safety is the most important thing. I don't find the instruction to leave if abused in the Bible. I find the instruction to leave over adultry, not over physical abuse. How much of this is our societal values working its way into out belief system?"
- Eladar, BaptistBoard


"The closest thing that I can get for that is a combination of the turn the other cheek idea and Paul's statement that the man is the head of the family. If the wife has the husband arrested [for abuse], then the wife is usurping authority over her husband."
- Eladar, BaptistBoard


[Replying to a hypothetical scenario of an abusive wife] "Once again, I'm the head of the family, therefore am in a better position to deal with this problem than a woman would be from my Biblical perspective. I would have her stop. If she would not, then I'd have her arrested."
- Eladar, BaptistBoard


"She is knowingly having him thrown in jail and out of the house. This is usurping authority."
- Eladar, BaptistBoard


"Once again, an opion based on social values, but devoid of biblical suport."
- Eladar, BaptistBoard


"Yes, I agree that it [hitting] is abuse and pain. I would just like the see the scripture that backs up your position that this is grounds for divorce. There's one for adultry, but there isn't one for physical abuse. Do you believe Jesus wasn't aware of this problem?"
- Eladar, BaptistBoard


"I really do believe that our societal values have worked its ways into the very core of beliefs. I'm not so sure this is such a good thing."
- Eladar, BaptistBoard


"Where in the Bible does it say that a husband who is a jerk or in violation of civil law is not to be respected and to be the head of the family?"
- Eladar, BaptistBoard


"You are making the mistake of believing that what happens to us is important. It is our own relationship with God which is important. This is the very reason why slavery is allowed in a Godly community. This is the very reason why liberals must make up excuses for why there are so many insonsitancies between their idea of a loving God and what the Bible says God commands."
- Eladar, BaptistBoard


"If this is incorrect, then why is slavery allowed in the Christian community?"
- Eladar, BaptistBoard


"You can believe this if you like. It is a lie, but you are allowed to believe a lie if you wish. Was it illegal to beat a slave during bibilical times? According to the Bible it was not. But as I said, believe what you choose to believe."
- Eladar, BaptistBoard


"According to Jesus, there is only one reason why a divorce is correct and that has nothing to do with abuse. Do you really believe that Jesus was ignorant of this problem?... Didn't God give us brains to determine what is right and wrong?"
- Eladar, BaptistBoard


"There are dynamics at play here. Everyone plays a part. If you get the picture from one side, you are getting a very distorted view. The family is a system and each member adds to and is affected by what other members do. You can play the blame [the abuser] game if you like. It just isn't entirely accurate in many of the situations out there."
- Eladar, BaptistBoard


"On the other hand, small revivals occur in some 3rd world countries like the notoriously apostate country of Haiti: the poor Voodoo-ists (Devil worshippers) command their children to go to Christian schools (100%) and get saved. Every state-run and private school in Haiti performs daily evangelical praying and singing as per Christ's teachings and the gospel. The T[heory]o[f]E[volution] is fully discarded from all K1-12th grade curriculums. Thus, these poor wretches have not entirely discarded Christ's teachings nor gospel."
- Philip, EvC Forum


"Yep it is a result of the fall of man... Snake venom, in a world with higher air pressure becomes something very different to a toxin, in fact the total opposite."
- Nasa, CreationTalk


[Arguing against theistic evolution] "And this overlooks the fact that evolution is a wasteful, cruel and inefficient process... and there is loads of death and suffering."
- Socrates, TheologyWeb, while simultaneously arguing in defense of a god who flooded the whole world and killed everything that breathed just to get rid of evil people


"We came from primordial soup. No better yet, we came out of a coterie of atoms who decided that life was too boring without humans and everything else that we marvel at. or am i really wrong about the big bang?"
- EltronRangamma, ChristianForums


"what i implied was, the atheistic view of big bang doesn't have an answer for the origin of man."
- EltronRangamma, ChristianForums


"Mutations which confer resistance to HIV could also be adaption to enviroment...or...possibly Gods judgement to those who have sinned as prophecied in the Bible."
- anangel4u, RaptureReady


"Omg this thread is so gay. I'm glad I never come to this forum, for I would have lost all of my beliefs from realist bitches. Can't you just leave the religious people alone. Is it against the fucking law to have beliefs, no matter how unrealistic they may seem to you cunts?"
- Element_Iron, BlizzForums


*** Post of the Week for November 16-22, 2003 ***

"Why Don't All The Openly Rebellious God Haters Of this World Commit Suicide?... What hope do they have to keep on living without the love of God, Jesus as their savior, & the power of the Holy Spirit Guiding them through life. If they are this against God, why don't they choose to commit suicide? Are many of these evil God haters deep down afraid of death? Do they know suicide will abruptly bring them into Satan's Hellish realm? What do you think?"
- Stevangelist, RaptureReady


"Why would anyone assume I am wishing death on anyone? [scratching head smiley] I am just wondering what keeps a God hater like a Satanist from living instead of committing suicide."
- Stevangelist, RaptureReady


"If We Evangelical Christians Are Still Here In Five Years... How far do you believe Liberals and Atheists will have made it in their quest to outlaw Evangelical Christianity in America?"
- Stevangelist, RaptureReady


"I just got my monthly Voice of the Martyr's magazine yesterday. They think within 15 years persecution will be as bad here as it is anywhere."
- GloryBound, RaptureReady


"An interesting side-bar. I'm almost 50... I always believed I would live to see a time when our Bibles would be illegal in this country."
- pilgrimgal, RaptureReady


"It is interesting to see fascists projecting fascism on the belief they hate... Atheists have labeled themselves free-thinkers while they mass murdered their citizens through communist governments... Christians are of course bigots, homophobes, anti-female, killers of the enivornment, punishers of criminals, anti-liberty, fascists... Marx would be sooo proud."
- Battered Angel, ChristianForums


"They are playing games here, because their lives are essentially without meaning, their worlds miserable, and their natures evil. They need therefore to make the rest of us miserable. That is their legacy, their mission, the legacy they will stand before Christ with... They need to hear that God's future world will be a monarchy, and they will be cast into hell, lest they repent of their sad and evil lives... "
- Battered Angel, ChristianForums


"Yes, that is why the liberals, socialists, communists, and Islam hate us... Those Americans, who cherish individual liberty, grounded in the doctrines of the dignity of man, found in the Old and New Testaments."
- Battered Angel, ChristianForums


"They will continue to spew their own tyranny on us and parade it before us all daily, until God brings history to its final day, and thus will end their foolsparade, and commence the revelation of their hate before the whole moral universe. Sadly."
- Battered Angel, ChristianForums


"Thank you , Battered Angel, for giving the devil his due... If Battered Angel speaks against such an abomination of our world with contempt and hatred, this in no way blashphemes Christ's gospel of love."
- solomon, ChristianForums


"The common thread to all athiest thinking ,I would assume, is that the world would be better off without Christianity."
- solomon, ChristianForums


"Would every evolutionist here agree that the number of generations we are made of should greatly outnumber the total number of mutations that we are made of?"
- Michali, ChristianForums


"I wouldnt let the aclu help me out of a burning building. I dont throw in with satan."
- ByGrace, ChristianForums


"And even if they did choose which scripture was put in the Bible, the Catholic church was never the heretical temple of blasphemy that it is now... You can whine all you want about me objecting to the RCC. It is a creation of Satan and the Pope is his greatest asset."
- Magus55, Internet Infidels


"More stupid rants that make you look like a child throwing a temper tantrum... And news for you, I'm not a protestant, so how about you shut up?"
- Magus55, Internet Infidels


"You are just trading one god (Yahweh or Allah, Brahman or Zeus, Gaia or Ishtar, whatever you call Him/Her/It) for another (evolution). However, evolution doesn't judge, has no real purpose, and is a systematic process instead of a personal or even impersonal spirit."
- Jedi_Templar, BlizzForums


"In this particular instance God is giving a 'deceiving message' to the prophet which has spoken to the idolater... God didn't lie to anyone here, He's misleading false prophets to show them for what they are."
- Mike(ATL), Internet Infidels


"Deuteronomy 22:13-21 is about the punishments for a wife being promiscuous before marriage [stoning] and a husband lying about it. Of course, the skeptics' anachronistic objection here is that... such punishments are considered 'unfair' or 'cruel.'"
- Jinx72, TheologyWeb


"OK, then consider my faith logic. I have logic in Christ, if faith is such a 'bad' word."
- Jedi_Templar, BlizzForums


"This is the beginning of the end times... Not only until recently have we seen such wild weather connect at the same time when such sinful antics were being made in the world."
- Docpro, RaptureReady


"I think we are in the Home Stretch [of the Rapture],cause I have seen in the media a lot more people have died this year than in previous years. Plus the Persecution of Christians and Conservatives in the USA in 2003 has been really bad."
- billiefan2000, RaptureReady


"I wonder if Japan is taking note with all these earthquakes they keep getting. Wonder if the other pagan societies are even noticing?"
- architectlink, RaptureReady


"To far into the future and we will be one big happy world government colonizing mars, laughing at how there used to be lines drawn on maps seperating humanity. I do not think people will have a chance to escape the tribulation by being on another planet."
- Orwellian24, RaptureReady


"I have wondered why there aren't more suicides in unbelievers in general because life without Christ is so empty!"
- Robin, RaptureReady


"What we 'hate' here, is false teaching from anybody and man-made religion. We don't hate catholics, but we do hate apostacy in the RCC."
- Vickimac, RaptureReady


"If you come to promote that great enemy of Christ, the Roman Catholic Church, don't expect to be treated too kindly here. If you come here to actually seek God and to follow him, you must first set aside your religion. "
- Don, RaptureReady


"That's the typical line you'll always get from Catholics: 'You just don't understand'. You could've been a freaking priest for 50 years before coming to know Christ and leaving the RCC and they'll all still say the same thing. We see it here all the time."
- Don, RaptureReady


"The 'evidence' [for old earth/evolution] is extrabiblical or due to a twisting, rewriting and ignoring of what the Bible actually says. So yes, I reject it." [Emphasis added]
- Rom831, RaptureReady


"i myself think it's absolutely absurd. no offence intended 2 anyone of course... but someone who openly accepts homosexuality and still calls himself a Christian and wants 2 b elevated in a position of leadership would b like allowing a pedophile to become a childrens pastor."
- YHWHwarrior, POD Warrior Forum


"Question for athiens... In the apocolipce, who will you join? God, or Santan? You must chose one, God can give you eternal life in paradice. On the other hand, join The Beast, and you will be killed by The Beast itself..."
- dracula, ChannelOne.com BBS


"I can explain to you really easily why so many scientists don't believe the creationist ideas. It is because of the way their mind works... It [evolution] makes more sense based on what we can see, feel, understand. But, I hate to break it to you, but they are wrong."
- PCenfuego, Internet Infidels


"Darwin wasn't even a scientist... There are simply too many gaps in the fossil records to prove Darwinian evolution. Many scientists today say that Darwins ideas are hypothetical at best"
- PCenfuego, Internet Infidels


"I didn't come to start a fight, just to get the minds working, wow. My point is, as time goes by people are fighting harder and harder to try to prove evolution. Theoretically as science continues and knowledge increases, shouldn't it get easier to prove evolution if its true?"
- PCenfuego, Internet Infidels


"The calflick church is not christian. They are worse then atheists cause they do evil disguised in the name of Christ. They are a pagan church just like the rest of the churches."
- Shut^D0wN, BlizzForums


"Their churches and religions are their gods. They ask counsel of the dead, they make shrines, they stand up sit down and do their 'chant chant chant,' light candles, keep the bones of dead people in crystal balls and containers and reguard them as 'holy', the star of david is a pentagram, prayer circles are sayonces (or however u spell it), they build grand temples just like the pagan temples of other religions... on and on and on it goes..."
- Shut^D0wN, BlizzForums


"All of that shit is from pagan religions. In fact the calflick church was originally the pagan church of rome, they only made small changes to their religion to try and make it christian... And dont forget all the other churches - plentycostfull, looterans, badtists, methodust, etc etc... all the same BS religions but a little different."
- Shut^D0wN, BlizzForums


"... and yes I am afraid, that if religion was false, then why do people worship science, worship man, worship sports, worship their car, people have a nature, where does this nature to worship come from???"
- Godzman, ChristianForums


"... I am not a YEC, but they are right to take the bible literal and not to make it allegorical because allegory can be used to justify all kinds of horrendus things"
- Godzman, ChristianForums


"As for what would happen if God decided to stop listening [to human prayers]... I believe not much would change. This is because I believe God is a liberal."
- FadingWhispers3, ChristianForums


"Do you not consider God liberal?... Even if you sin a thousand times, only repent before the cross and God will forgive all. Do you not consider that the epitomy of liberality?"
- FadingWhispers3, ChristianForums


"Evolutionists are expert tapdancers, as is obvious here in this forum. Think about all the people who dedicated there careers to proving evolution. Are they so willing to walk away from it? What would it take?"
- ex_libres, Internet Infidels


"You assume what you see [in the fossil record] is correct. Well, last Saturday I watched this guy by the name of David Angel [sic] (the street magician) literally walk UP the side of a building. I saw it hapen therefore, he must have really done it, right?"
- ex_libres, Internet Infidels


"A minister gave a speech on this recently and it was that that made me realise why i believed it. I believe the bible is Gods word because it says it is. I believe it is the ultimate truth etc because it says it is... I also believe the old testament to be the true inspired word of God because Jesus himself often quoted from many of the books... I believ the new testament to be inspired by God because Jesus said the spirit will lead us to all truth or something like that."
- middo, ChristianForums


"Well actually he used it as deliberately being circular logic. What i was saying is The bible claims to be the ULTIMATE authority. For it to be the ultimate authority it must be the final thing on earth you turn to for the truth. If you, however, need something OTHER than the bible to prove it to be the ultimate authority then that thing you turn to is the ultimate authority, not the bible, so the bible therefore is not what it says it is."
- middo, ChristianForums


"I haven't read the book of mormons but i do know some LSD's [sic] and i just dont understand how what they say to be true and correct can co-exist with what is said in the new testament, so through that i believe the holy bible to be correct and the book of mormons to not be."
- middo, ChristianForums


"Just a thought. Someone said that 2 guys having sex doesnt hurt anyone. Well maybe not now, but what if every year, more and more people become homosexuals... Who on earth is going to keep the population growing. Its a slow death that will kill the human race... And thats not gay bashing, just a reality."
- snoochies, POD Warrior Forums


"Drop the insistance on uniformtism and naturalism and accept the Biblical account and there are no discrepancies."
- Rom831, RaptureReady


"I stated yesterday that I will never agree to accept a view that is contrary to what the Bible says... When Man's views differ from what God says, man is wrong."
- Rom831, RaptureReady


"I don't need the Bible to know there's more out there. Open your eyes look around, the system of nature alone is perfect. One inch closer to the sun we burn one inch further we freeze."
- SalutetheHeavens, RaptureReady


"IMHO the athiest I know personally are very self centered, close minded, don't want to answer to anyone or anything and admit what they don't know wont hurt them..."
- SalutetheHeavens, RaptureReady


"Knowing there is a God is closeminded towards atheism? Honey atheism doesn't deserve an openmind."
- SalutetheHeavens, RaptureReady


"But what if you are wrong. I know its practically impossible to prove either way, BUT WHAT IF?"
- PCenfuego, Internet Infidels


"And yes Christian do believe in discrimination. As does Christ: [insert verses about casting non-Christians into fire]..."
- seer, TheologyWeb


"Good means complete, or lacking nothing, biblically. I have yet to see a meaning of [God being] good(biblically) that has anything to do with any morality, or lack there-of."
- versastyle, ChristianForums


"You trust the word of God because He tells you to... He expects obedience. Whether or not thats 'moral' or not, you decide."
- versastyle, ChristianForums


[Replying to 'how does one sentience own another?'] "You are asking a moral question. I answered the best I could. God owns what He says He owns."
- versastyle, ChristianForums


"We are here for God's pleasure and glorification, not our own. Until that is understood and accepted, you'll never see why 'morality' becomes a mute concept."
- versastyle, ChristianForums


[Replying to 'we are God's ego boost?'] "Pretty much."
- versastyle, ChristianForums


"I don't think He ever says [He] 'needs it' [ego boosting]. It is what He desires."
- versastyle, ChristianForums


[Replying to 'your God is not very appealing'] Of course not. When everything is going good and great for you in this world why would you ever need a God? (wink, wink)"
- versastyle, ChristianForums


[Replying to 'why does power awe you into worshipping?'] "I don't know, it just does."
- versastyle, ChristianForums


"Good is defined as God's desires and His nature, anything in opposition to that is considered evil (sin). In other words: What God desires is good, what God does not is evil."
- versastyle, ChristianForums


*** Post of the Week for November 23-29, 2003 ***

[Replying to 'if God decided that rape good it would be?'] 

"I think you answered your own question."
- versastyle, ChristianForums


"I agree, bad answer, but I also don't think there is a good one."
- versastyle, ChristianForums


[Replying to 'so God could lie and send all Christians to hell, and it would be good?'] "Well it seems you have a different definition of Christian then me. Christians go to heaven. What you have described is something else. Is it morally good? I don't know. People make up their own minds about that. Is it absolutely good? Yes, if that is what God desires."
- versastyle, ChristianForums


"We can only trust Him as He has commanded, it is the only choice we have. If we are wrong, we are doomed."
- versastyle, ChristianForums


"Homosexuality is a filthy, wicked, ungodly, abominable lifestyle, because the Bible says it is."
- keysman, RaptureReady


"Someday you will stand before Jesus and that excuse will not work either! 'But Lord, I didn't trust the source so it wasn't my fault for not believing in you.'"
- joelch2, RaptureReady


[Replying to 'Once you stand before Allah...'] "I will never stand before a false god."
- joelch2, RaptureReady


"It doesn't matter what other people say or man-made doctrines. The only doctrine that matters is that God became a man, lived among us for 33 years, paid the penalty of man's sin, and rose from the dead on the third day. If one believes in that, nothing else matters."
- joelch2, RaptureReady


"Actually there aren't any atheists in this world. Only people who say they are atheists. There is a difference."
- joelch2, RaptureReady


"... the God of the Bible and the Bible itself says that all humans know He exists. In other words, God and the Bible says there is no such thing as atheists."
- joelch2, RaptureReady


"Us Christians know for a 100% certainty God existents based on the evidence all around us yet their are many misguided people that believe there is no way possible that you CAN know if God exists. Too bad so many people don’t have the 100% certainty God exists that we Evangelical Christians do."
- Stevangelist, RaptureReady


[Replying to 'uncertainty over God doesn't strike you as odd?'] "Not considering how much power Satan has over these people."
- Stevangelist, RaptureReady


"It is not the same [as Hindu beliefs]. We have proof God exists. Praise God!!!"
- Stevangelist, RaptureReady


"When you have seen Jesus face-to-face and he prevented your sudden and horrible death, then how could you not know?... When Jesus physically takes you by the hand and takes you out of the pit of hell (literally)... You guys are wasting your time telling me that the Christian faith cannot be proven."
- joelch2, RaptureReady


"It may seem strange but I agree that it [AIDS] is a punishment from God. Why don't you test it and see for yourself. Be a homosexual and practice all the evil that God don't want and you will get your foolish outcome until to your next generations."
- ValenII, ChristianForums


"A large proportion of the African continent were sexual perverts and exposed their sexual evils to God. "
- ValenII, ChristianForums


"How are the 50% of africans contracting AIDS? Through sharing drinks with each other or sexual relations with each other? oh also, I realize that now at days they contract AIDS through their parents and so on, but if you look at the root of it all it was probably due to fornication."
- blixation, ChristianForums


"Whatever happened to the consequences for sin? I think that those who are sexually promiscuous and contract HIV, or any other STD as a matter of fact, have heaped that punishment upon themselves, that is the truth. You ought not to be breaking the commandments of the Lord, and fornicating, in the first place."
- blixation, ChristianForums


"What I am talking about is how the disease originate or the cause of the disease not the consequences that man do afterwards. It was caused by sick men who practices evil sexual immoralities amongst themselves."
- ValenII, ChristianForums


[Replying to 'AIDS was spontaneously generated by homosexual sex?'] "It is possible. Our concepts about viruses are incomplete. One example is how was the first virus originate?"
- ValenII, ChristianForums


"I already knew about this but the information about HIV coming from monkeys is a presumption. Sorry about that."
- ValenII, ChristianForums


"In most cases people dont know they have the virus until they are tested. It is a punishment for giving something up that you are supposed to value for your husband."
- HigherPraiz, ChristianForums


"... I know for a fact you consider their [creationist] reasoning and claims absurd at best. I'd say because it goes against the only world view you know. Talkorigins isn't all its cracked up to be, and I think atheists use it way too much. Its like their security blanket."
- Magus55, Internet Infidels


"I just think TO analyzes some things way too deep, and ends up just looking ridiculous. Their arguments are no more convicing then the ones my biology teacher presented."
- Magus55, Internet Infidels


"It doesn't say how God did it. For all we know, He teleported the animals there. It's irrelevant. If God can create an entire universe by speaking, He can certaintly bring some animals to an ark safe and sound."
- Magus55, Internet Infidels


"I honestly pity your blindness. I can't make you believe anything though."
- PCenfuego, Internet Infidels


*** WTF? Award ***

"I'm not saying might is right, I'm saying God is perfect, and therefore is the only being in existence who can fairly judge people. And people are born deserving eternal torture, they are born deserving spiritual separation from God. And atheists want just that, so God isn't being cruel, He is just giving you what you want; a place completely devoid of God and everything good that goes along with Him. Without love, peace, joy, happiness, rest, fun etc., i'd imagine life would be pretty torturous."
- Magus55, Internet Infidels


"God assigned sinfullness to humanity long before Christians existed. ( And don't give me that arrog