Fundies Say the Darndest Things! October 2002 Edition
Last Updated April 23, 2003



"Hate the stupidity, not the stupid"


[Replying to 'Would you consider women being forbidden to speak in church sexist?'] "No, because firstly, that women aren't any less than men because they aren't allowed to speak, and secondly, such a statement would only be made if there is a good reason. Never does the Bible say that women are less than equal."
- Grace Not Works, PayableOnDeath BBS


"Well, on a personal standpoint and being a Christian the only literature I need to read to understand there is proof that Jesus existed and that He had a brother named James is the bible. I dont care what the scientist have to say, I dont care what the LA times has to say..or any person out there. I have my proof and that is why I believe."
- tinskysk8, PayableOnDeath BBS


[On clinical depression] "While what you are experiencing may simply be demonic attack exacerbated by isolation from a community, it may also be a physiochemical imbalance needing a medical doctor's intervention. Please do look into both courses of action."
- sniff, PayableOnDeath BBS


"I know that it is getting close to Halloween so you see ghosts every wear in the stores. That makes me wonder. What are ghosts? They have been documented and scientificaly researched. Evan the most sane people see hauntings. I've taken a tour of an actual huanted house (The Whaley House, San Diego, CA) I know that when you die you go to Judgment Day and so on and so forth. Are these realy spirits of the departed. I was an amateur paranormal investigator and I have seen some pretty wierd stuff. I just want to know what it is. Is it a demon? It could be but demons are monopreasant. Multiple ghosts can be seen. Is there some cross between Heaven and Hell when spirits srill walk the Earth."
- hayden, PayableOnDeath BBS


"Ghosts are everywhere. I think a lot are good though. I have been walking in my house late night in the dark, and saw a quick glimpse of something. Not sure what just did. Guardian Angels. But as 4 evil ones, i dont know. I know the devil is real and can pollute peoples minds!"
- EternalWarrior, PayableOnDeath BBS


"Back in college in the late 60's I took a Great Religions class. I remember studyin the Vedas, etc. as well as a lot of other religious writings. Maybe I wasn't the brightest bulb in the string, but I remember praising God that I was a Christian. The Old Testament (for Judaism) and the New Testament for Christianity made so much more sense than the others. Maybe it is because I was raised in the western tradition, but seriously, those other writings just seemed to be more than confusing."
- Kristi, RaptureReady


"first I need to figure out just who Bhagavad Gita is, and Hindu Vedas. Probably written in sanskrit, and probably pantheism, which is really easy to disprove. The god is everywhere, and in everything, and all are one, that is just plain silly."
- Shadowlands, RaptureReady


[How to save someone from Hinduism] "Take her straight to one of those counter-cult rescue organizations and have her "deprogrammed"!!!"

"It caused me to remember when I was a young Catholic girl dating a Mormon boy and I was confronted with heavy pressure to convert to Mormonism. It was my Catholic upbringing that caused me to fall out of the chair laughing at the Mormon elders when they began presenting me with outlandish tales of Jesus, and angels bringing old Joseph Smith 'another gospel.'"
- DubyahGee, RaptureReady


"I believe it can be more or less proved, or at least there is better evidence for the truth of the Bible than the Gita. First off let me state that the philosophy of the Gita makes more sense to me on a rational level than that of the Bible, and yet I believe in the message of Jesus. Just because something is rational or seems sensible or can be explained convincingly, doesn't mean it is necessarily true!

The evidence of the Bible comes from the multiple testimony of people who witnessed a man who came not just with words of wisdom, but was witnessed performing a crescendo of astonishing, effortless miracles culminating in raising himself from the dead, as he had said he would! The witnesses held on to their testimony for all their lives in the face of serious persecution. Most of them were killed for that testimony.

Another piece of evidence comes from the fact that the coming of Jesus was foretold in the writings of the Old Testament, which is dated to well before the birth of Christ.

As for the Bhagavad Gita, tradition has named an author for it, but there are no independent witnesses testifying soberly to the miracles of Krishna. In fact it is only a part of a much larger epic, the Mahabharata, which seems a legend much like Homer's Odyssey."
- hermit, RaptureReady


"The Gita is lovely and seemingly profound in its teachings, but unlike the Bible it has no evidence to show it is anything other than the fictional work of a man."
- hermit, RaptureReady


"What about the fact that people that don't belive in His [God's] existance are afraid to examine any evidence with an open mind?"
- gzuzfreq, Christian Guitar Resources


"Luke 16:31
"But he said to him, 'If they do not listen to Moses and the Prophets, they will not be persuaded even if someone rises from the dead.' "

"Moses and the Prophets" refers to the Scripture. Therefore, by Christ's words, the Bible is the best proof of Christianity. Christianity is true because the Bible says it is."
- mustbenothing, Christian Guitar Resources


"Name one 'Holy book' or religion, including yours, that explains the creation(or evoloution, your call) of all living things in the correct scientific order other than the bible."
- gzusfreq, Christian Guitar Resources


"You've never studied Genisis and held it up to scientific facts, have you?"
- gzusfreq, Christian Guitar Resources


"maybe you need to research this claim better before you mock too much . I know 2 guys there who climbed it [Mt. Ararat] and have compelling photos, some from the inside of the [Noah's Ark] structure."
- BillSPrestonEsq, Christian Guitar Resources


"Of course the Bible hasn't been 'proven historically true in every detail', It has not been proven false in any detail either."
- gzusfreq, Christian Guitar Resources


"I was wondering why YOU were making such a fuss over it. As the latter comment, Nothing has yet proven (scientifically/arcaeologically) that the Bible is false."
- gsuzfreq, Christian Guitar Resources


"I have never heard a non-selfish biblical reason that supported birth control. Even if the Bible did not consistantly encourage children as blessings from God I would just look at the world's stance on this issue and run hard the other way!"
- Hamil, Christian Guitar Resources


"Also, world population threshold smeshhold, ever crossed this country in a car and seen the teeming masses in iowa? this world can support far more than we dream of. besides bc [birth control] is a new concept in the course of history.... ever think of that?"
- BillSPrestonEsq, Christian Guitar Resources


"why doesn't anyone who thinks bc is ok use scripture?

God is Sovereign in birth. He opens & shuts the womb; He blesses with children."

"Procreation is part of God's design and was commanded by God at the creation: Gen. 1:27-28"

"The Bible nowhere encourages B.C., but everywhere condones fertility!"

"Can someone please explain how birth control is possibly a good thing... because if it does not please, honor, and glorify God, then what buisness is it of the Christian??"
- phil23, Christian Guitar Resources


"I watched a video today on abortion and the woman that was speaking mentioned that she was glad Christians don't have as many abortions as non-Christians and that we reproduce more than non-Christians, because we will have more people to share the Gospel with the world... yet we prevent birth or the possibility of it by stopping conception..."
- Natalie Faith, Christian Guitar Resources


"That B[irth]C[ontrol] is a sin is the FACT that scripture in the NT uses the word sin when referring to Christians who sin, the Greek word when translated literally means "to miss the mark."
By not trusting GOD utterly I am "missing the mark." Sinning.
By using BC, I personally don't feel that I trust GOD's judgement on when to use my body to create life. I am telling Him, "I don't want kids now Lord!" Just because it's not my timing never means it's not GOD's."
- Natalie Faith, Christian Guitar Resources


"I know TONS of people who have children in spite of "the pill" or other methods of birth control, or are products themselves of such an "accident". God isn't bound by some little pill or piece of rubber. Nothing is 100% effective, and God will give you a baby if he wants to. Heck, he made a VIRGIN give birth; he can work in spite of birth control"
- t3rm, Christian Guitar Resources


*** Post of the Week for October 27-November 2, 2002 ***

"The pro-bc [birth control] seem to be working under the assumption that everytime someone has sex without any bc, they're going to get pregnant. If God wants you to do it just for enjoyment, she wouldn't get pregnant that time."
- Enobmurt, Christian Guitar Resources


"That argument is so worn out! EVERY reason for using BC is self-centered, or is brought on by the world's warped view of the value of life (especially family life) in fact: EVERY reason you will give to use BC are the same reasons that women give to abort their unborn baby- BC has been around for like 80 years and all of the sudden every one thinks its God's gift to the family, when really it's a hard core lie fully bought OBVIOUSLY by MOST of the Church... Majority Rules right? I don't think so... last time I checked the majority was screaming crucify HIM!!! "post-modernity" has creaped in to the minds of Christians and we think of every reason possible NOT to have children... if Gods Word only speaks of children as a blessing then why even try to prevent them?"
- Wesup, Christian Guitar Resources


"First you assume that you can use BC "responsibly". There is no need to use birth control. It has been stated many times in this discussion that it is in scripture that God opens and closes the womb (therefore why do we need to do it)."
- Hamil, Christian Guitar Resources


"I pretty much think b[irth]c[ontrol]'s okay, as long as you can somehow use it and still keep these commands...

Genesis 9:1-7
So God blessed Noah and his sons, and said to them: 'Be fruitful and multiply [that's at least 3 kids to all who are able], and fill the earth.'"
- dungscooperdave, Christian Guitar Resources


"if you're a true Christian, then you would never have wanted to dought GOD in the first place. If you have any thoughts that GOD isn't real, then that's satan putting those thoughts into your head. If you follow these thoughts, and come to the conclusion that GOD doesn't exist, then yu would be saying that when you got saved, that GOD didn't exist, and therefore, you never got saved in the first place."
- Bobby, Internet Infidels


"Have you ever heard of an ipostate? That's the term for a "christian" that is worse than a backslider that has completely strayed from the LORD. That's what you and the rest of these "once saved" people on here are."
- Bobby, Internet Infidels


"ok i was pro holloween just few weeks a go but i realized how horrible it is.

see it's all fun and everything so we should make it as evangelical day trying to reach out but!

important thing is not to dress up as evil spirit or ghost, bible says dont have any appearance of evil and dont be any part of it.

guess what holloween started as satanic day, trick or treat, i will cast magic if u dont give me treat (back than money and such not candy), now it turned all fun, with candy and fun costume.

healthy? NO

it started as that but guess what IT STILL CONTINUES

THE SATAN WORSHIPPERS !!! THEY CREATED THIS HOLIDAY AND IT CONTINUES, THEY SACRIFICE BABIES! ALOT OF THEM IN HOLLOWEEN, IF U WANA BE PART OF TH AT GO AHEAD AND DRESS UP, I SURE AM NOT GONNA BE A PART OF A SATANIC DEVIL DAY.

you see whether you like it or not weather you meant it or not, even if u think it's just all fun you are still being PART of the satanic day. i want no part of it.

bible will disagree with what you guys say.... just ask ur pastor, and you will get the answer. it is sin and it's very bad. because we are being part of a satanic day and we are supporting it weather we like it or not.

if u dress up as ambassador of Jesus (No comstume needed)
and pass candy with "Jesus loves you" paper or something that is evangelical, i am with you there!

if u wear ghost or some holloween stuff and go aorund trick or treat, that is bad.

remmeber it's not how it just started or how it was. it is how it is still going on. there is satan worshippers around the world and they sacrifice babies on that night. let's not be part of it and churches should have praise night instead!"
- seungk5, Christian Guitar Resources


"it's all fun and game untill someone gets hurt?

God gets hurt by our sin, and the infant babies that are sacrificed that day.

as for holloween party, how is it glorifying God to have a holloween party with deadly and evil ghost dressed up people?

dracula, ghost, mummy, and all those other bad evil spirit, you are dressing up as those... that's fun? ok so that is not sin?
it's not sin to dress up as devil? not a sin to drress as satan?
and celelbrate a satanic day? it's called holloween, satanic day it started as and still celebrated as by satan worshipers...
yes there is satan worshippers all over the world. this stuff happens in USA too

some dress as devils, u telling me that's fun? and gooD? God and bible might disagree wiht u.

also what would nonchristians say? we are Christ's ambasadoor example of Jesus in this earth, Jesus would not dress up as devil, nor cellebrate holloween because he would cast away evil spirit and will be no part of celebrating satanic day...."
- seungk5, Christian Guitar Resources


"well they do weird things on halloween, somebody once shaved half my cat on halloween night. Im not sure whether it was a bizzarre cult or confusing prank, but oh well weird things happen that night."
- BillSPrestonEsq, Christian Guitar Resources


"For some christians, depending on how well the take the bible, and understand/obey it, the more perfect it fits in with its logic making it truth (to them)

Note: This arguement could also be used any other religion that has a book or traditions that are used aside from christianity."
- ArchxAngel, PayableOnDeath BBS


[On a topic discussing whether nudity is immoral] "no nudity is not immoral. It is quite normal and dignifying for a man to show his penis outside while strolling to buy milk. Or a woman to show off her boobs while working, it would make every fellow employee especially the males one to feel excited to go to work. That can either be the worse question ever asked or your probably desensitized from watching porn."
- POD FANATIC GUY, PayableOnDeath BBS


[Arguing against antidepressants] "The best ways to rid yourself of depression are to keep yourself distracted, or figure out exactly what it is that's depressing you and why it is that it's depressing you."
- Sikes, PayableOnDeath BBS


"I thought for the longest time that I had a chemical imbalance (or other physical problem associated with depression or emotional instability). I even took two different kinds of anti-depressants. However, in the end, I found that relying on God and trusting His promises given to us through the Bible was the only thing that cured me of my problem. The pills seemed to work a little, but they had side effects and made me feel in some ways "fake" (as if my contentedness was because I was "drugged," which I was). The pills seemed to treat the symptoms, while trusting in God cured me of the problem (the source of the symptoms).

I'd recommend avoiding them."
- Arctic Fox, PayableOnDeath BBS


"The only thing else I want to say about this is even if this finding turns out to be a hoax, which I believe it is not, there is no denying the fact that Jesus Christ was a REAL person. You don't have to believe that He was the son of God, but you should believe that he existed as a person. If He didnt exist why would we base our calendars off His birth and His death?"
- tinskysk8, PayableOnDeath BBS


"I think public school is used to cram a liberal mindset into our children's heads."
- hayden, PayableOnDeath BBS


"as for sex NO, I repeat, No 13 year old should be having sex under any circumstances. No, I repeat, No condoms should be given out at ANY schools elementry through High School. IT IS NOT THE GOVERNMENTS JOB to teach my kids anything about sex, provide condoms or anything of the sort. I will never allow the state to come close to teaching my children about sex. I remember when I was in Sex ed, they had a whole chapter on the joys of different sex positions...that is not a joke....I was in 7th grade, That is outrageous!!!!! Do NOT give my children condoms or any of their friends condoms, because it's like saying "hey, your not old enough to have a car, but here's the key's to the car with the door open and no ones looking, c'mon kid get inside, no one will know" I don't think so!!!!!! not my kids!!!!"
- hayden, PayableOnDeath BBS


"The part of the Bible we are talking about here was written about 3500 years ago, by a man named Moses. He was a Hebrew, but was raised as the grandson of the Pharaoh in Egypt. The result was, he received the best education of his day, and also had access to the library at Alexandria, that had a copy of every know book to be in existence at the time."
- JohnR7, ChristianForums


"[Noah's Flood seems absurd] Only because you blind yourself to any evidence that proves you wrong."

"we have no great need of natural selection today. Nothing even fractionally close to what it would have been for animal populations spreading out over the globe imediately following the flood. Yet we do see natural selection occurring today where it IS a benefit. The Alaskan Husky, the peppered moth, bacteria, etc."
- Rom831, RaptureReady


"Nope, they [young-earth creationists] are just honest with the evidence and can admit what is fact and what is faith. They are secure enough in their belifes not to be threatened by admitting the truth. They may have it wrong, but I can at least admire their honesty and integrity."
- Rom831, RaptureReady


"You mistake me as saying I believe in c14 dating and not the other dating methods. I am simply saying that c14, which has been studied nearly 100 years longer than any other method, indicates that the world cannot be more than 50-60,000 years old or it'd be gone."

"In rocks of KNOWN age, they [radiometric dating measurements intentionally misapplied by creationists to discredit the methods] fail all the time. Again, the excuse is because of a rock 1000 years old, you can't use a test that measures in millions/billions of years old. My contention then is, since the planet is only 7000 years old, those measurements cannot accurately be used on anything."
- Rom831, RaptureReady


"It is illogical to have linear logic. However it may have truth in it, you will never find the complete answer.

With Circular logic, you have your back up, and as long as that back up is uninteruptabed, it is perfected 100 with truth, making it wise, which makes it truth."
- ArchxAngel, PayableOnDeath BBS


"is that why people see visions of hell. or possesions. or that scientists have discovered a place in the center of the earth that is a perfect condition for hell(which is where many christians believe it to be). read the book by mary k. baxter "a divine revelation of hell"---ull see what im talking about.. in the 1970s for 40 nights she was given a guided tour of hell and was told to write a book about it.(dont argue back before you read it)---also talk to someone who has seen visions of it."
- punkrocker71, PayableOnDeath BBS


[To a Catholic] "So how do you know that Jesus' established church can teach no error?"
- camry, RaptureReady


"These fags make me sick to my stomach. Being a Christian I am very religiously offended over their statements. But oh well...their the one's going to hell. They'll certainly be flamers then! *rimshot*"
- maynard, Stormfront.org


"There are over 40 prophecies in the bible that predicted the messiah comming to suffer and die on a cross. That were fulfilled by Jesus. These are Gods proof that he is God. Show me fulfilled prophecy in any other religion."

"God will hold us accountable if we refuse to admit a creator must have been necessary. ie 2 sexes. We had to evolve a male and a female at exactly the same time so that they could procreate. A cell it had to have DNA first to become a cell exactly what God says when he says In the beginning was the word [DNA] by him all things were made and the word became flesh and dwelt amoung us."

"Historicity of the bible. Its possible to go back to adam through the lineage accounts for Christ in Mathew and in numbers. Whys that a big deal well go to ancient historians like Josephus and earlier and you get the world recorded history that all agrees with every historical account. Also archiology completely agrees with every event in the bible."

"The very fact that men are the only creatures that discuss religion. God made us in His image. He made us religious whether we like it or not. It is a past time of all men whether it be in exploring the religion of athiesm, pantheism, humanism, communism, catholicism, darwinism, freudianism, secularim, one world ism, ism ism ism. They all offer some kind of hope for the world in their own ways. But Gods religion is different than all others or the religion of God as presented in the Bible."
- whitefox, Atheist Network Message Board


"voltaire is an idiot

Who said that when you pray, you tell God how to accomplish anything?"
- Elizabeth_S, RaptureReady


"They turn the child in the womb, pierce its skull with a tube, suck out its brains so that the child will slip through the birth canal easier. And sell the remains to the highest bidder. cosmetics companies, for colegen."
- Elizabeth_S, RaptureReady


"Deception is satan's goal and I'm sure he just loves keeping people confused as to what the truth is. Why do we see so many attacks on God's word today? Because satan hates the truth and us and will do anything to deceive us, including sending one of the fallen angens (demons) to appear to someone as a beautiful angel from heaven to start a false religion."
- His4ever, Straight Dope Message Board


"these same beings [demons] are now [posing as extraterrestrials and] killing cattle in their lust for blood.

In the medieval times these beings came as fairies and elves. They would take traveling people into caves and prod them with magical wands............ "
- doma, CWS Talk!


"I find it funny how so many dislike Chick tracts and usually the reason why is is exposure of the false religions. Chick speaks the truth in love. Remember the Pharisees killed Jesus because he exposed their hypocrisy. God bless."
- the truth, Christian Guitar Resources


"I agree with the KJV onlyism. Has anyone actually done any study on this subject. I used to read the NIV. BUt I had a problem with all the times Christ name was ommitted. so I did some honest study and came to my conclusion For example in Phil 4:13 it says I can do all things through him who Stregthens me(NIV) . Who is HIm Mohhamed Buddha COnfuscious NO it is Christ so why the ommission"
- the truth, Christian Guitar Resources


"For the example of seasons: The earth's tilt causes the seasons because the sun is closer to one hemisphere than it is to another. There is the naturalistic explanation. But, What caused heat variation to exist instead of heat equilibrium so that the sun is more hot than the earth?"
- Acquinas, Christian Guitar Resources


"But if you want to hear un-biased news reporting try drudgereport.com (reports all stories) and foxnews.com, yes o'reily and Hannity are biased, but their regular news is 100% fair. CNN has liberal and repub commentary also and you wouldn't get news from that, but CNN's regular
news has a serious Clinton lean! Good thing hardly anyone watches CNN anymore! Fox news is #1 because people can tell when they are being lied to."
- hayden, PayableOnDeath BBS


"Homosexuality is caused by an unclean spirit, it's that simple. This is why gay people say that they didn't choose to be gay, and this is why they think they were born that way but they weren't. A homosexual spirit can attach itself to a kid as young as 1 or 2 years old and all their life from childhood they will exhibit homosexual tendencies or traits before they even know what it is.
People can also pick up a homosexual spirit by hanging out with other gays and experimenting with same sex.
Homosexuals need prayer and deliverence and only God can deliver them from that. It is unnatural and a devience from how God intended sex to be. Homosexuality greatly displeases God."
- LilAryanAngelHeart, ChristianForums


"It's obvious they [homosexuals] at least want straights to 'accept' them because they have such low self esteem about the sinful life they are living."
- TwinCrier, ChristianForums


"'Gay' recruitment is like "grooming," but it doesn't only occur on a one_to_one basis. The most insidious "gay" recruitment is being conducted by "gay" propagandists as a nationwide marketing and public relations campaign."
- saltnlight, ChristianForums


"How much easier will it be for an adult predator to seduce these children in later years after they have been conditioned, virtually from infancy, to accept homosexuality? "
- saltnlight, ChristianForums


[On efforts at tolerance of gay people] "According to the bible homosexuality is an abomination. And as such Christians should oppose any pro gay propaganda or promotion.

There are other orginaztions that can help gays with their problems, and teach them not to flaunt their abomination. Thus reducing hate crimes against gays.

Besides is there enough gay bashing around to warrant gays to produce this kind of unholy propaganda?

As a Christian, we love them, but we do not have to condone or buy into their abominable ungodlike lifestyles.

It is a choice, maybe it's best if they stay in the closet. Their propaganda alone will cause more strife than just letting it be. IMO"
- Badfish, ChristianForums


"You have your history all wrong. Homosexuals were never treated by the nazis like the Jew. Homosexuals have attempted to get sympathy from us by this myth but it's a lie. Leaders of the Nazis were themselves gay and pederasts. Homosexuals were guilty of tormenting Jews in camps. Homosexuals were never taken from their homes as Jews were except for crimes against the state. Get your history right."
- saltnlight, ChristianForums


"Do people really know what Fascism is? Hitler supported Euthanasia Abortion and Socialism. And they call Fascism the extreeme right? Facism killed the elderly (euthanasia) and killed the retarded and weak. Many Liberals today support Euthanasia which is a less exteeme of what Hitler did."
- JesusFreak4545, ChristianForums


[On executing the Maryland Snipers] "i dont agree at all. i hope that those snipers scare the living daylights out of those people. they deserve it. america is not living by god anymore, they are nothing but lying, cheating, robbers. i live in virginia about an hour away from those shootings. and it doesnt scare me one bit. the american court just took away every single possession my dad ever had away from him for no reason whatsoever. iv ran away from home multiple times because of the american court.there is something seriously wrong with america, its not living by gods rules, and therefore its falling apart."
- datgurl11 [TPF], PayableOnDeath BBS


"Just a little curious why this is important to you..
As a c[hurch]ofc[hrist] high schooler myself, I ignored the [school] prayer because "God doesn't hear the prayer of sinners." If they weren't in the cofc, then they were surely sinners. Also if the prayer was led by a girl,then that was the worst!!"
- outtawork, CoCN Message Board


"Skeptics seem to be able to get away with refuting theories, and never really having to prove anything.

For example; the ressurection of Jesus. I can provide all the information that has led me to believe that it happend. You can tell me that my information is invalid, biased, based on mythology, etc. Fine. Here's my question; Can you prove that Jesus did not ressurect?

I don't think it's a fair argument when one side has to present hardcore, scientific proof while the other just takes shots at the opposition's theory."
- Charley, CoCN Message Board


"i might also add that in the old day, God let us humans have our own ways of making religion.. except the jews of course he talked to them thru their priests and prophets."
- Perry, CoCN Message Board


"i think that the fact that one CANNOT disprove Gods existence proves He exists."
- Perry, CoCN Message Board


"how could I exist if God does not exist?"
- Perry, CoCN Message Board


"'The Catholic church can teach no error'--A dangerous premise
This scares me when Catholics say this....I think it also allows deception to enter in...with no question and total acceptance."
- Budge, RaptureReady


"Are you a Nazi? Do you think eugenics is morally sound? As I have said previously, this is yet another of the horrible consequences of the logical progression of Darwinism. Can their be anything more disgusting? Likely not."
- Vanderzyden, Internet Infidels


"Most, if not all of, the greatest tyrants who ever lived and commited the greatest atrocities that were ever conceived of were highly intelligent, well educated etc.... so it's safe to say that the people who are the deadliest are the best educated people. They sorely need Jesus' teachings of love, acceptance and humility."
- in8alpha, GameFAQs


[On lists of impossibilities with Noah's ark] "What nonbelievers fail to realize, or at least accept, is the God-factor. Who shut the door of the ark? Who sealed it? God. So we see very clearly that the ark had God's divine hand on it which eliminates any such problem."
- Rom831, RaptureReady


"We are actually forgetting that with Noah's Flood we don't know how turbulent the waters were. Could of been calm waters, some large waves, and or lots of large waves. God who claimed Noah Righteous would of protected the Ark. But by humanist definition miracles don't happen. Also considering the way the Ark was designed could of handled some rough seas."
- Revolg, RaptureReady


[Replying to 'is there reasonable evidence for us to believe in God?'] "Well here is one. As you know, animals produce after their kind. Evolution said that they produced other kinds. But we have never seen that. We see what God said in Genesis that animals bring forth after their kind. There is sorts of birds and they probably came from a commen ancestor, yeah and it was a BIRD."
- Lion of Judah, ChristianBoard.com


"Witnessing to Mormons is extremely difficult. I've had many opportunities online (on another message board), as well as a few opportunities face-to-face, and in all cases I've found Mormons to be extremely nice people who are wearing spiritual blinders. The cult of Mormonism is so ingrained in their thinking that the mere mention that they worship a different Jesus, different God, and that their religion is, at best, very loosely based on the Bible, just brings blank stares (in person), or quick changes of the subject (online). Mormon apologists also tend to be militant and sometimes downright sneaky in the way they present their beliefs -- everything is wrapped in scripture, but beneath the scripture is nothing but the Book of Mormon and the words of Mormon "prophets"."
- dad4jesus, Administrator of ChristianBoard.com


[On being told that the Golden Plates of Mormonism had more witnesses than the Resurrection of Jesus] "Suppose that [Joseph] Smith and the others did have a vision. Isn't Satan capable of deception? Though there were those testified to the vision and/or seeing the plates . . . if their witness disagrees with the Bible - I can not accept thier testimony as valid regardless of their sincerity."
- damacon, ChristianBoard.com


[On Mormonism] "i saw this movie last night and realized the connection and parallel it makes here. the whole gist of the movie is a computer generated actress that everyone has seen, talked to, heard of, but she didn't exist.

i am not asserting this as a substantial argument, it was a movie, but it is amazing that people can be pursuaded to believe in something when in fact it never existed."
- minister2student, ChristianBoard.com


"For example, Mormonism teaches things such as baptism of the dead, that Jesus and Satan are spirit brothers, that man can one day achieve godhood, that God has a body of flesh and bones, and that there is no salvation outside of the Mormon church. These are not only serious doctrinal aberrations, but they are so far out of line with what the Bible says, that Mormonism becomes not a Christian denomination, but a cult."
- dad4jesus, Administrator of ChristianBoard.com


"Regarding the human imperfection, I can see how that would make sense, since it was written by a human, however the only other God-inspired document in the history of the world is proved to be 99.99% accurate, or so I have read through research and obviously believe by faith. I am obviously speaking of the Bible."
- minister2student, ChristianBoard.com


[On the credibility of Mormon miracle eyewitnesses] two men could say they went fishing and caught a 20 pound fish and that they ate it. When in fact, they may not have caught a fish at all. Just because these two men give testimony to these events does not make it truth. I know what we are talking about is of more significance than fishing, but the principle and philosophy still apply."
- minister2student, ChristianBoard.com


"'wishful' or 'magic thinking', which is basically about "I want it to be true and so it is". This is frequently encountered in scientists who want to prove their hypotheses; their minds interpret data in a certain way because it supports their ideas."
- myself, ChristianBoard.com


"can we "prove it"? no.

can we "know" it's true? yes.

we know it's true because God has given us faith to accept it. proof does not work."
- Christian for Israel, ChristianBoard.com


"Think about it. No one alive has seen George Washington, how do we know he was real and not a myth created by our ancestors? In addition we have the testimonies of the changed lives over the centuries. How many today say their life was changed by George washington?"
- Glenn316, ChristianBoard.com


"What, exactly, are Wiccans and how do people get mixed up in this stuff? How can we witness to people who are mixed up in the occult?"
- dad4jesus, Administrator of ChristianBoard.com


[When Jerry Falwell remarked that Mohammed was a terrorist, resulting in a riot] "i watched rev. falwell on 60 minutes, and had the opportunity to meet him and him he speak last week. after meeting him in person, seeing his heart, and listening to the interview, i can't help but agree with what he said. muhammad was a man of war and was willing to use violence to move his religion around the world.

the muslim community can get mad about what he said and call him names, but the reason most americans aren't responding in a voice of opposition against the reverend falwell is that they agree with him and his conclusions."
- minister2student, ChristianBoard.com


"Muhammed was a false prophet. Islam is a false religion.
Jesus Christ is the only way to The Father."
- elisha042, ChristianBoard.com


"I agree with Falwell 1000%
Islam is a religon of terror, at least in islam ruled countries.

1) Fear of not making it into heaven; Follow these rules and _maybe_ you can enter paradice.

2) Fear of freedom of choice;

A. If you are a muslim you can't convert to anything else, under penalty of death.

B. People who are already another faith can't evangelize muslims. But they are supposed to be given "freedom" to worship by themselves. (but they can't grow because they deny any building permits.)

3) Fear of freedom of speech. You can't speak against islam and it's prophet. or they will stone you, burn your house, kill your family, and burn your church!

I'd better stop now, just thinking about this wicked religion that has decieved so many is making me mad."
- Glenn316, ChristianBoard.com


[Replying to 'how do we find the One True Religion?'] "Use the rule of thumb God has given us. If it doesn't line up with scripture [Holy Bible] in context, throw it out. Man made tradition is what keeps getting people in trouble."
- elisha042, ChristianBoard.com


"Everyone agrees there is water on Earth, right?

This means no matter what there has to be oxygen. You see the sun heats up the Earth and water evaporates. So now you have hydrogen and oxygen floating around."
- Flaming Blaze, ChristianForums


"It really bothers me when all I ever see on nightly television and the movies is the liberal political agenda. Just like that t.v. show the West Wing. It's like they are trying to glorify and rearrange Bill Clinton's presidency in order to make him seem like a really good person."
- Amessenjah, PayableOnDeath BBS


"My opinion (nothing against you) is that [Joseph] Smith was a delusional liar. Kinda of like an old school David Koresh or Pol Pot."
- Rebuker of Hatred, PayableOnDeath BBS


"the thing about Jesus is that he declared himself to be the only way... he is either self centered or God in the flesh. you can guess what i think about Him. krishna and allah lead to Hell. follow them if you want to."
- Bible Believer, PayableOnDeath BBS


[On Hitler] "if he truly did repent and trust Jesus with his life, then yes he would go to heaven. Does not the Scripture say (which I emphasized for everyone who reads this) WHOEVER belives is saved. Are you saying that the sacrifice Jesus made wasn't big enough for Hitler? That what he did was too heinous for God to forgive? Not whoever believes and..... just whoever believes. That is all that matters! And that is all there is to it, it's not really that complicated, but it is so hard for some to accept. No matter what you have done in your life: Killed 6 million Jews in the Holocaust or told a little white lie at school, either way you need Jesus, and either way, the blood of Jesus Christ can cover you! Praise God!!"
- sbbqb7n16, ChristianForums


"People do not believe in evolution because they have been led there by solid evidence. They are hoodwinked into the Darwinian community by superficial, emotional, and personal factors. They only delude themselves when they think otherwise."
- dad4jesus, Moderator of RaptureReady


"I only say fuck science cause it's your ticket to hell. You'll hate science as much as I do if you go.

I don't hate the "truths" of science... just science in general. I remember when I was a young lad doing Chemistry in high school and the whole class would get so excited when we were about to perform an experiment. However, I found doing the experiments more boring than the theory. Yes, physics and chemistry wasted two years of my life where I could've been smoking weed and getting drunk... thus why I have a deep hatred for science."
- Livin'4Christ, PayableOnDeath BBS


"At the point were the baby will 100% die [and kill your wife], in which I don't agree a doctor should say,ever, there would not be much choice would there? But do you let God have control of the situation or do you take human life in your own hands [and perform an abortion]? I guess at that point a person would have to ask themself if they believe in God. Then have faith that God will perform a miracle."
- Amessenjah, PayableOnDeath BBS


"If I were to serve you dinner, and you asked for table salt, or sodium chloride, and I gave you sodium and chlorine, I could go to jail (if you inhaled too much chlorine). There is a substantive difference between the parts and the whole - most people recognize that. Once a sperm has fertilized an egg - everything is there, it is whole, just immature."
- sniff, PayableOnDeath BBS


*** Honorable Mention (from a website, not a forum) ***

"God told the Israelites when they moved into the land to wipe out everybody, to spare no one, not even their cattle. Why did he do that? I don't know. That's God's call. In that case, genocide was obviously the right thing to do, because God commanded it."
- Tyson Thorne, Westword News


"there is no "i was a christian". there is no such thing. you either are or you arnt. let me explain something...and its called SURETY. there is one thing that i have, that you dont...and its called SURETY. i have TOTAL SURETY. let me repeat. THERE IS NO DOUBT IN MY MIND WHATSOEVER THAT JESUS CHRIST IS REAL. you CANNOT change my mind. absolute SURETY. that, my friend, is called faith. Do you have that? if you had that, then you wouldnt be on this website, asking people questions."
- datgurl11 [TPF], PayableOnDeath BBS


"I have a real problem with those who conclude that evolution is an established fact of science. Organic evolution is not a "Fact" of science. It is not now, and has never been an established fact of true science. Moreover, the close-minded arrogance and lack of objectivity exhibited by many evolutionists who are supposedly seeking the truth with regard to the origin of man is counter-productive to the cause of true science. It's pseudo-intellectualism."
- dad4jesus, RaptureReady


"'taxonomic classification by genetic comparison' is a manmade thing. Its not that I don't understand it, its that I don't CARE to understand it. Its something MAN uses, not something God uses. I'm not interested in fitting man made ideas into God's workings when they are not related. You can try to use "taxonomic classification by genetic comparison", I'll stick with kinds."
- Rom831, RaptureReady


*** Post of the Month for October 2002 ***

"If you took the time to listen to what the man [Kent Hovind] has to say, you would find a wealth of information.
Sorry, but did darwin hold any degrees?
No matter the degree held by Hovind, darwin was no more than a dreamer of long ago and far away places and processes, publishing a book of fantasy. Hovind publishes facts based on observable scientific processes and exposes the lies that are being taught in the schools."
- Tribtime, RaptureReady


"To take away and believe that God is male and female is not good. God wants to be known as a masculine all powerful being, not a soft and omnigender being.Duane, your statement borders on serious misinterpretation and lowering of Gods image."
- Badfish, ChristianForums


"Ok, seriously, this is really sucky logic. First of all, there are more women who are Christians than men, and not just here, but all over the world. Secondly, the Bible doesn't treat women like trash, it places them where they belong, in submission to their husband, and before everyone jumps on me, take note that the women who were not married were only to submit to Christ and the authority of the land they lived in. JUST LIKE MEN.

And on the topic of WOMAN bringing sin into the world, WRONG. Adam is blamed through ALL of Scripture for the fall of man.

Look at it this way, Eve, SHE had to have a TALKING snake come and tempt her to get her to sin, Adam, all it took was a hot chick saying 'here, taste this'.

Oh, yeah, and the whole 'crutch' thing.... I, along with MILLIONS of other Christians like me, who have come out of the FALSE Religious System in this world, do not, believe in this 'hell' place, serve God out of Love for Him, not fear.

The excuse that God is a absentee landlord, tyrant, torturous, cruel, (etc.) being up in the sky is a crutch for athiests and agnostics, to give them a good reason not to believe.

So 'hell' is actually a crutch for the athiest, not the Christian."
- isthisforrealorwhat, PayableOnDeath BBS


"When somone studies the Bible, they are seeking truth.

Looks like atheists have a problem with scholarly examination of Biblical truthes."
- grassy_knowl_1963, Yahoo! News Message Boards


"I believe atheists--like other deviants--should be allowed to exist, so long as they don't infringe on my rights."
- oliver_n_dunyons, Yahoo! News Message Boards


"The atheist religion is a cult of denial. The same could be said about atheism -- do it on your own time. They have tried to impose their atheist religion on the government and society."
- grassy_knowl_1963, Yahoo! News Message Boards


"Stop being a smart a** and get some wisdom.

Stop playing mental gymnastics and face reality.

Stop resisting and believe."
- grassy_knowl_1963, Yahoo! News Message Boards


"Science has shown that were made out of dust just like the bible and they have also done experiments in trying to prove evolution but they failed. Also many tests year after year the age of earth would change. 4 billion, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 12, etc. years. Rescently they have discovered that the universe is made of subtomic particals."
- drummachine, PayableOnDeath BBS


"IT'S SCIENCE MAN!!! It's their love for science. They'd actually rather science have created the universe than God. Science is their life and they love science as much as we love God... so naturally science is what they stand for. Obviously I'm speaking about scientists. I say f*** scinece."
- Livin'4Christ, PayableOnDeath BBS


"Our lack of knowledge is one of the biggest reasons I believe in God"
- McBANE, PayableOnDeath BBS


"God must hold some value to women as he chose one to bear His Son."
- Jahrulesme, PayableOnDeath BBS


"When it comes to issues concerning women and the church, we have to obey the standards and precepts God sets before us, whether it fits with the worldly opinion or not. Currently the world believes that men and women are "the same," and should not have separate roles or positions. They believe in fantasy things like 50/50 marriages, egaliterianism (spelled correctly?), and so forth.

However, God sets forth a different standard. We are to recognize and celebrate the differences that God has created in us by separating us into men and women. We are to recognize our gender-based roles, and to willingly (and not grudgingly) pursue our roles with ambition and godly desire."

"And for those godly women out there who are truly pursuing Christ but feel confused or even hurt by these teachings, there is great comfort in knowing that if you trust in God, He will send a man your way that will not make submission an issue for you. You'll gladly recognize your husband's authority and rest safely in his loving protection and leadership"
- Arctic Fox, PayableOnDeath BBS


"Islam can be dismissed (imo) because its adherents are not allowed to question it in any way shape or form. Truth stands up to scrutiny."
- Rize, ChristianForums


"Here is a link to what scientist think is noah's ark.
Doesn't that prove that us christians are right?
How can one part of the bible be right, noah, and the other just hogwash?
Just a thought"
- GreenEyedLady, ChristianForums


"Technically, evolution is not a theory. There are a couple religions that can come from evolution though.

Liberal Christianity
Agnosticism - Not knowing if God exists
Gnosticism - Believes that God does not exist
Wicca - Not really from evolution, but Wiccans believe in it"
- tyler4588, ChristianForums


"evolutionists use FOSSILS (archaeology, not biology) to prove evolution."
- paulewog, ChristianForums


"haven't you heard the latest scientific theory? A lot of the scientists are now thinking that the big bang theory was just a theory. And that the universe just always existed. They are beginning to rethink it because there are too many "holes" (black holes and the red shift) that can't be answered with the big bang theory. Have to keep up with this stuff you know. Sooner or later, they will discover the truth. And their worst fear is that the Bible is right."
- eva, FaithForum


"If there is no God, we don't have to follow His rules on sex, selfishness, pride, ambition, greed, servanthood. We can put ourselves and our desires first. We can go into the world and sneak, lie, cheat and do whatever it takes to get ahead. And have nothing and noone to answer for or too."
- Rom831, RaptureReady


"Well, I'd bet his [Darwin's] concept of Hell is much much clearer NOW."
- cheezit, RaptureReady


"Without God, I don't know who's morals to follow. Mine, yours, President Bush's, President Clinton's, Hussein's, Bin Ladden's, the homosexual community's, the kkk's, the drug addict's and pimp's, the leaders of the Inquistion, who's morals are the right ones?"
- Rom831, RaptureReady


"Nuclear weapons, like all weapons, are morally neutral. The person employing them chooses to do either good or evil with them.
Using the example that you cited in which a western city is destroyed (and countless innocent lives lost)-that would be evil.
However, let's say that a western city has already been attacked and thousands of people killed by Islamic extremists flying aircraft into buildings. Under those circumstances, vaporizing each and every nation that was involved would be good! VERY GOOD!!!"
- Gibor, Theology Forums


"While I may offend you by saying this, I feel that your statement giving equal value to the lives of American and Japanese soldiers typical of the current left wing ideology coming out of today's crop of college students."

"The Japanese (With the possible exception of the Chinese ) are absolutely the most barbaric, cruel and inhumane people on the face of the planet. They have spent centuries perfecting murder and torture into fine art forms."
- Gibor, Theology Forums


"Nowhere did I state that EVERY Japanese person was barbaric and cruel. I said this about their culture as a generalization because they do not engage in warfare by any known standard of decency. If you were to study the FACTS about Japanese history, you would know that until the terms of their surrender stripped them of any and all military power, they had a history of absolute barbarism from the inception of their history. They slaughtered each other in feudal wars, butchered and enslaved the people of Okinawa, attacked Russia , and committed unspeakable atrocities in China, the Solomons, and The Phillipines to name only a few."

"The point that seems lost on you is that to the Japanese mind, there were no civillians."

"Since your grasp of unrevised history is so weak, I'll share something else with you that your Marxist professors probably did not: The Japanese had operational jet aircraft, biological weapons and were only a few weeks or months away from an operational nuclear weapon. Had we not nuked them, it is HIGHLY likely that they would have hit the west coast of the US with a bio or nuclear strike."

"I apologize to none for my remarks.
Since you proudly proclaim your leftist tendencies, why don't you read up on your Lennin , Marx, and Engles? People that betray their own in order to assist the Left are referred to as "Useful Idiots" and are to be disposed of when they have outlived their usefulness. It is my sincere prayer (both for you and my country) that you and all those like you wake up before it is too late."
- Gibor, Theology Forums


"Just because women have learned to read and write and become well familiar with the law doesn't give them the authority to teach. God said it was a shame for women to speak in church. Are you saying just because women have become equal with men then God has changed His mind? God doesn't change His mind. He is the same always. Furthermore there is no verse in the Bible that gives women authority to teach even when circumstances change.

That's just the way it is."
- Livin'4Christ, PayableOnDeath BBS


"Theists have been some of the smartest and freeest thinking people of all time. (i.e. John Calvin, Martin Luther)"

"All murder is in the name of atheism. Real Christianity does not leave room for murder. Men who kill in the name of God are NOT christians."
- hayden, PayableOnDeath BBS


"Since Christians will judge the world, just do me one favor brighid, don't repent."
- Goriller, Internet Infidels


"I don't think you're going to have that bold of an attitude while you're standing in a puddle of your own urine [at the final judgement]."
- Goriller, Internet Infidels


"One of the main reasons why the churches are filled with WAY more women than men is because nonchristian men view Christian men as feminized sissies who don't have the balls to ever make an unpopular stand. It's exactly what kept me from becoming a Christian for so many decades. I felt if I became a Christian, I would have to learn how to become a wimp. Most Christians worship "being liked" more than they worship Jesus Christ. Unfortunately, it appears that you are among their pathetic numbers.

Christians are supposed to be judgemental. To not judge is to be indecent, not to mention inhuman. The only kingdom in which there is no judging is the plant kingdom. Vegetables do not judge. In the animal kingdom, though, judgment is a must, and members of the Kingdom of God must do the most judging."

"'Judge not' is the prayer of those who want to hide light under a basket. The cliché describes salt which has lost its flavor, which no longer seasons or preserves. Christians like you who are seduced by this terrible lie are taken out of the game which is EXACTLY what the atheists on this forum want. As spectators on the sidelines, Christians only watch the spiritual battle. But they are in a comfort zone. Apathy is the craving. "Judge not" is the mantra for shirking responsibility."

"Extreme ignorance of the Bible has crippled the Church. And that crippling is obvious in virtually every denomination, and in almost all local fellowships. What is the percentage of Christians who have succumbed to the "Judge not" deception? Is there even one percent of believers who have not fallen for that diversion?"

"I think the main reason why Christians like you don't like to judge is because most Christians today are nicer than God.

Or at least they are trying to be so. In the Church there is a standard of niceness that Jesus failed to reach while on earth. Comparing God’s attitude and behavior with that of the Church today shows that believers are far more polite, tolerant, understanding and respectful to the wicked than God is."

"Jesus was a man, not a girl. Christianity today has been emasculated. Men and women are different and they communicate differently. Women are softer and nicer than men, and thank God that they are. However, men are not supposed to be women. Today, Christian ministers are expected to behave like women. That foolishness is a death sentence for many unbelievers."

"Today Christians like you are way nicer than God. It is tragic."

"Wimps, wimps, wimps. I'm sick and tired of Christian wimps!"
- Goriller, Internet Infidels


[When asked if he was a member of the Promise keepers, a Christian organization promoting love and tolerance] "Those touchy, feely wimps ? Are you nuts?"
- Goriller, Internet Infidels


"How am I a hypocrite? I say that I believe it is right to judge and then, sure enough, I judge! I practice what I preach.
It is hypocrites like you who say it we should not judge, but then what do you do? You turn right around and judge me, you hypocrite."
- Goriller, Internet Infidels


[On abortion being legal] "So was the gassing of Jews in Nazi Germany.

You'll have to try to justify it on Judgment Day. Good luck. You're going to need it."
- Goriller, Internet Infidels


"Real women don't selfishly abort their babies."
- Goriller, Internet Infidels


"Are you a racist? The Nazi's loved Darwin. The full title of his book (which your "education" has censored from you and therefore brainwashed you) is, 'The origin of species by means of natural selection; or, The preservation of favored races in the struggle for life'"
- Goriller, Internet Infidels


"I'm one of those fundies you all can't stand. I'm a Reconstructionist who protests abortion, spams the internet with gospel tracts, puts anti-homosexual bumper stickers on cars in the parking lots of gay bars (oh man, that's fun), etc., etc."
- Goriller, Internet Infidels


"Do you actually think the FBI is going to stop looking for Muslim terrorists intending to set off suitcase nukes in order to stop me from sticking pro-morality bumper-stickers on cars belonging to faggots?
By the way, I never did tell you all what those bumper stickers say. One I've got is a take-off of the anti-drunk-driving commercials that say, "Friends don't let friends drive drunk." My bumper-sticker says, "Friends don't let friends be homos."

Here's another one I have: Have you ever seen that one bumper sticker that homos put on their cars that have the colors of a rainbow and say, "Celebrate Diversity"? Well, I've got some that look EXACTLY like it - rainbow colors and all - except the words say, "Eliminate Perversity." Since the stickers look so much alike, the homos wind up driving around with them on their bumpers for months before they finally notice the difference. What a hoot! Boy it's fun to be a Christian!"
- Goriller, Internet Infidels


[On the age of the universe] "Sorry, starlight [from billions of light years away, revealing that amount of time has passed] is the biggest copout ever. When do you see the starlight? Today. End of story."
- Rom831, RaptureReady


"I have replied all I need to to any post on radiometric dating. It is at best a fantasy at most a lie.

Aren't we glad our resident know-it-all has shown up. The one who pretends to be able to say "What the Bible should have said". Once again, we can play "my scientist says" but once again it'd be useless. You will always be wrong when you disagree with God. Deal with it.

Good try...

And, what you are seeing, you are seeing today. If I look at my hand, I see it today. If I look at the sun, I see it today. If I look at starlight, I see it today. No magical time machine. You're left with HG Well's word for it."
- Rom831, RaptureReady


"The lack of contradictions in the word of God is a confirmation of inspiration."
- Revolg, RaptureReady


"They [nonbelievers] have decided in their minds that they are the wise ones so I would ask them to prove [the Bible] its NOT inspired."

"I know in the end we will all know for sure. I pray for the so-called atheist he is standing at the right chair."
- FirstCor123, RaptureReady


"As for heaven and hell, can you prove there is heaven and hell? I can ... through Quantum Physics. Can you prove in any other way other than through religion?"
- Sephiroth, Cari Forums


"Christianity is a religion built on the idea that God is a Loving God while Islam is built on the idea that God is dangerous and should be feared."
- Kepha, Cari Forums


"I would persoanlly go crazy and have sex with every girl I could, i would steal, I would Cheat, and I would generally not care about you and would do all I could to gain power over you and those around me. Without God I wouldn't care...I'm not joking..the second I was convinced there was no God, I would release all hell.
Good Thing I know 100% for a fact..that God exists and controls my life giving me a reason to obey, and follow him all my days.

also..If Jesus is Lord then all other religions are not real...sorry, but it's true"
- hayden, PayableOnDeath BBS


"You do not foolw God, so you follow Satan, no matter waht you say, until you choose Jesus, youare a follower of Satan until you change."
- Elizabeth_S, RaptureReady


"The pagan religions that you mention here worship non existant gods. That means, they might as well be worshipping air.

But all they are are offshoots of Stans brand of worship."
- Elizabeth_S, RaptureReady


"all the people who have schizophrenia need for a friend is God-they don't have to make someone up in the back of their head-i'm not too familar with schizophrenia, but a friend of mine has it-she said she wished for a friend, and then she "heard a voice of a woman" in the back of her head-they wish for a true friend so badly that their mind (or, rather their heart) plays tricks on them to thinking they have someone in the back of their head, because the desire was so strong-they need God, a REAL and TRUE Friend"
- JesusChica, PayableOnDeath BBS


"The anti Christ will be part jew and will come from europe"
- ArchxAngel, PayableOnDeath BBS


"i'm sure you'll have a blast rotting in hell, leeches crawling under your skin, fire dancing in your eyes, eating away at your body for eternity-yeah, you're right-why put your trust in someOne you can spend eternity with in paradise? *rolls eyes*"
- JesusChica, PayableOnDeath BBS


"being disgusting?
threatning people?

neither of those were my intentions-i was stating the Truth-i was not threatning anyone-if some are uncomfortable with hearing the bitter Truth that without God they are nothing, then so be it-they have heard the Truth-the Truth is, if you don't have God, you're going to hell-and, no, i'm never going to stop telling people that-since people seem to respond better to things that scare them, that's why i brought up the reality of hell, instead of the reality of heaven-if you have a problem with hearing of the Truth, then i suggest you learn to take it, because if you're not saved, you're going to experience it, so if you cringe just by reading the words, then maybe you should start thinking about what it will be like when you have to go through it
again. i'm not trying to threaten people, or be disgusting-and, i'm still not convinced my stating what is true is either of those-i'm telling the Truth-and, if some people can't take the Truth, then oh well"
- JesusChica, PayableOnDeath BBS


[Replying to 'What's to distinguish Jesus Christ from, say, Buddha?'] "The fact that Jesus is real and Buddha is not."
- BurningSon, PayableOnDeath BBS


"Paul said in romans 1 that faith is so reasonable that people are WITHOUT EXCUSE. next subject"
- res1fe8k, RaptureReady


"As a believer, I had always thanked God for putting these things here for our enjoyment, but you say there in NO God. Well ok then, if that's the case, do me one small favor.

Would you please tell me the name of the HUMAN responsible for putting all of the above mentioned wonders here for us to enjoy. I would like to give him my personal thanks and apologize for not giving him his just dues in the first place. Please include his address, phone number, and e-mail address if possible."
- Sonny Burnett, FaithForum


"BEAUTIFUL or NOT, if God didn't create the universe (sun, moon, stars, planets, etc.), WHO DID?"
- Sonny Burnett, FaithForum


"If your a Christian you can't possibly celebrate Halloween..... Think about it, and if you try to back up being able to celebrate Halloween, your just a sorceror for thats all that day is.."
- JereReagan, ChristianForums


[In a debate] "Just as I expected. More smoke and mirrors because that's all you athiests can do when someone has you up a tree with no way down and your bare butt showing.
I will give you credit for trying, but it doesn't work with me pal. You lose."
- Sonny Burnett, FaithForum


"Your son in law, being a Jew and knowing no better, probably doesn't have the holy spirit. The test for this is asking him wether he can speak in tongues."
- sneakyphil, FaithForum


"whereas nobody has ever seen any sort of proof of the tooth fairy, God has and does reveal Himself to us. i personally have experienced many many many things that are beyond the explaination of science or other religions; God is real and i knowit because i have seen His work.

also, the toothfairy just does not make sense"
- beowulf, FaithForum


"If you want evidence of the authenticity of the Christian faith, just look at the Bible. NO other religion on the planet, now or at any other time in history, has a religious book anywhere near approaching the accuracy of the Bible."
- dad4jesus, RaptureReady


[Replying to 'are Catholics Bible-believing Christians?'] "Well, technically they do read the Bible and believe it's the Word of God, far as I know, so I guess I'd say yeah. I'm one of those fringe people who believes that you can be a Catholic and yet still be a Christian. Although given the state of the Church, I'd say it is tough."
- fourgivn1, RaptureReady


"You want proof, here it is. Jesus Christ is not mythology."
- Zyuthalon, RaptureReady


[On the good 'ole days of Old Testament times] "If you asked me, it was better back then. There was a lot more accountability and reason to beleive in God. Back then you could be killed for not beleiveing in God.

Now its the opposite."
- ArchxAngel, PayableOnDeath BBS


"Sorry, but evolution is not even a good hypothesis, let alone a "theory", and is certainly not a 'fact', as much as evolutionists want it to be. It is merely a system developed to explain a minutely complex universe that is devoid of anything supernatural. Yet people who believe in evolution flock to see a man on TV that claims to talk to the dead."

[On evolution's powerful role in modern medicine] Any discoveries in the field of medicine are possible because God created a universe of order that can be studied and figured out, not because of some nebulous 'theory' about Origins."
- Xlcor, RaptureReady


[On a TV interview] "He said, "Darwin's theory was lept upon by most of the leading scientists of the day because the alternative [God] interfered too much with their 'sexual mores' ". WOW! What an admission!"
- Xlcor, RaptureReady


"Well one thing is for sure. There are no dead atheists."
- rs41, RaptureReady


"My friend I find you to be truly without reason. Just because the half of the world does not believe something [Christianity] does not make it false. This world, run by satan, does not want to hear the truth. Yet the truth is so very simple. Christianity is the truth, that is why so many to not believe."
- JimB, RaptureReady


"In our comings and goings, we all run across people who are dead-set on believing that we Christians are involved in a psychological delusion, that the Bible is full of contradictions and fallacies, and that Jesus was nothing more than a mythological character.

The fact that these people are wrong (and spiritually dead) is a foregone conclusion. But I'm curious as to what are the social and psychological factors that would lead someone to such an erroneous conclusion. Why do they think this way to begin with?"
- dad4jesus, ChristianBoard.com


[On Halloween] "There's no two ways aroung it, it's a demonic observation marking a demonic pagan day."
- Christian for Israel, ChristianBoard.com


"The big problem I have with Halloween isn't its roots (which can be traced all the way back to the Druid Festival of the Dead, circa 100 AD). The problem I have is that it makes light of things evil. Many people don't stop to think, or even realize (or want to realize) that there are such things as evil spirits and demonic forces. Halloween, in my opinion, is one of these events that, over a period of time, desensitizes people (especially children!) and makes them think that the devil is really just a little kid in a red suit, not an actual being. To a Christian, Halloween is a stupid display. To others, it can end up being spiritual desensitization. Exactly what Satan wants, eh??"
- dad4jesus, ChristianBoard.com


"It really doesn't matter where halloween comes from whether celtic or pagan or wiccan origin. What matters is that we must not celebrate it because of its dark past as well as its dark present. I know that some Christians think it's harmless because all you do is dress up in creative costumes, go trick or treating etc... but remember the satanists claim this is their "holy" day."
- Mike Kazovski, ChristianBoard.com


"why would a christian be afraid of dieing? I can;t wait till I die!"
- aintashamedoftheoneIlove, PayableOnDeath BBS


"If you are a serious Christian the predominant thing in your life is following Jesu Christ and his teachings. Your marriage and dates should serve primarily to uplift you and encourage you in your growth in God. You cannot be restricted by a non-Christian mate. All they will do is serve to hold you back from doing God's will and the having the best in your life. It's impossible for a non-Christina and a Christian to be meant for eachother."
- khazul, PayableOnDeath BBS


"All people who are subject to death are in Adam. All infants are subject to death; therefore, all infants are in Adam. All who die are in Adam. All who are in Adam are sinners; therefore, all who die are sinners. All who are subject to death are sinners. All infants are subject to death; therefore, all infants are sinners."
- rlvaughn, BaptistBoard


"A baby *fussing* and getting angry becuase he is hungry, is sin!"
- Scott Bushey, BaptistBoard


[Replying to 'how does a baby lie?'] "A baby may not be able to speak the English (or any other) language, but he can communicate falsely. Is the Bible [Psalm 58:3] incorrect when it says the wicked go astray as soon as they are born, speaking lies?"
- rlvaughn, BaptistBoard


"Well Helen, I guess you can come to the conclusion that Yes, sad but true,they [infants] can [sin]........as soon as they are born,you hear anger in their cries.....and some are angry their whole life!!!!!."
- rainbow, BaptistBoard


"God's ways do not have to be justified to our fleshly minds. Looking upon the outward appearance infants certainly seem to be innocent--to us. But God looks upon the heart. It is the heart of sin that dooms us."
- Aaron, BaptistBoard


"In the same way, we don't know what babies can do that is sin, but they must do some sin, otherwise they wouldn't be able to die."
- Bartholomew, BaptistBoard


"If you could see into their [infant] hearts they would be just as corrupt as adult hearts."
- Zebedee, BaptistBoard


[On the types of sins done by infants] "For example: the baby has been fed, burped, clean diaper, loved, etc. Now you lay the baby to bed knowing full well that all needs have been met and the baby cries. At the time the baby cries it is leading you to believe that there is something wrong and if you pick up the baby and it stops crying then the baby through its' cry has lied and will continue this tactic as long as it works. The baby's only possible motive is SELF GRATIFICATION."
- Walls, BaptistBoard


"Some *crying* is sinful. It all depends upon what the infant is crying about. It is much like my anger. Sometimes the things I get angry over are sinful. Helen had previously brought up the point that anger "without cause" is the only time anger is sin. I might disect this a little further, anger that does not have Gods intention and desires foundating it, is sin."
- Scott Bushey, BaptistBoard


"You have never met a baby that cries?

Crying equates displeasure, i.e. pain, hunger, discomfort, etc.

Displeasure must be comprised within the guidelines of, "witout cause or Godly intentions...selfless" or is it sin."
- Scott Bushey, BaptistBoard


*** Post of the Week for October 20-26, 2002 ***

"Obviously Christ believed that unwarranted anger [infants crying] is on the same level as murder, worthy of *THE* judgement......Sorry, but this anger, *without cause* equates to no less than sin. No other way around it."
- Scott Bushey, BaptistBoard


"If one wants to hear a baby cry "sinfully" try skipping the mythical 2:AM feeding. It is well established, medically, that this feeding is unnecesary. Give the baby who, insists, a bottle of water and it will soon stop waking and crying at that hour."
- Jim1999, BaptistBoard


"It seems to me that at the root of the disagreement [about infant sin], and correct me if I am wrong, please. It seems the bottom line is that you have a child who is incapable of exercising any faith in Christ. And because of that, you cannot imagine the thought of that child being sent to Hell for a sin nature. So, it seems that you have come up with a way to make yourself feel better about you child's ultimate destiny."
- Music Man, BaptistBoard


"The Bible does not treat woman poorly in any regards. If anything it supports them. It was a main tool during the women's right movements."
- khazul, PayableOnDeath BBS


"Ur just postin non sence all over the board today rnt you? The only think out there is God. Do you want the big band theory?? God said and BANG! it happened"
- PodWarrior16, PayableOnDeath BBS


"Its ok do have w/e relgious view but when u post crap about zeus u deserve to be slapped"
- PodWarrior16, PayableOnDeath BBS


[On Dan Barker, a minister who deconverted] "keep watching this guy closely over the many coming years.....and especially watch his family....(Do not be deceived, God is not mocked, whatsoever a man sows that he will reap)."
- exodus4,3,2,1, ChristianForums


"You said that...."according to scientific theory, there is no 'before zero point time"....well, you are right....it is ONLY a scientific "theory." And the definition of a theory is (according to webster) ...."an abstract thought, hypothesis."
In science, you start out with hypothesis, and then prove that....well, if it's still a theory, then it's not proven...therefore...it's just.....an abstract thought."
- KingDavid, RaptureReady


"Christian's are required to follow such rules as: Loving God (which is necessary to follow the rest of God's rules); loving their neighbors (all of them) and giving to anyone who asks (I'd love to see how many "righteous" atheists would give any of their possesions to anyone who asks (with obvious exceptions such as giving guns to criminals or children etc.))."
- Rize, ChristianForums


[On Islam] "remember that Christians do not and would not kill an apostate, smash a little one against a rock, assasinate someone who did not believe in or spoke ill of Christ, would not approve of the gang rape of virgin women prisoners sentenced to death so they could not enter into heaven, would not smite the neck (cut the throat) of people who would not follow Jesus, would not kill someone and then take his property, would not hijack (steal) from caravans to support a cause, etc.."
- JimB, RaptureReady


"So could the devil plant the fossil evidence that man has found to cause doubts in the minds of man. So that man would think that one part of the Bible is not true and if one part is not true then maybe all of it is not true.
I have never heard this theory before and it just came to me last night.
I think that God is all powerful so my question is how powerful has God allowed the devil to be? Maybe powerful enough to plant fossils around the earth to cause doubt."
- 1alley, ChristianForums


"It don't hurt anything to believe in Jesus Christ and it ends up being a lie."
- <Stacey>, Internet Infidels


"Evolution is a THEORY. And that's a scientific fact.

That does it - I'm putting you on notice right now - stop posting your own opinions as if they were scientific fact. It's absurd, annoying, and has no place here. You are posting on a board with educated adults - please behave like one.

THIS IS WARNING #1."
- dad4jesus, Moderator of RaptureReady


"The Bible, when actually studied and not shredded by skeptical analysis, reveals a great deal about God's nature."
- dad4jesus, RaptureReady


"I am not a Christian out of fear, in the sense that you are projecting it. However, I do "fear" God, meaning that I believe He is real and so respect His authority that I wouldn't dare think otherwise."
- dad4jesus, RaptureReady


"....allah and koran are based on lie....you can not believe both Bible and koran....koran has many errors...and contracts itself...."

"I beg you to please do further research....read your Bible and compare"
- ann s., RaptureReady


""I believe that another great way to aid your prayers is through fasting. The pain in your stomach will remind you to pray for the salvation of your loved ones still in the R[oman]C[atholic]C[hurch]."
- chipatc01, RaptureReady


[On Catholics] "THE ROSARY is a tool against Satan. Holding onto plastic beads while praying to a cross-dressing demon posing as Jesus' mother. Um-humm.......very interesting."
- BarbT, RaptureReady


". . . isn't it amazing the effects of O[ne]T[rue]C[hurch] sheepdip on critical thought?"
- Sid, RaptureReady


"It has never been more clear to me: NATE [another poster], and others in his "pickle" [the Catholic Church] need to be "de-programmed."
- Gods Trombone, RaptureReady


[To Catholics] "Some of you guys need to just block out some of the garbage doctrine you get dipped in and get yourself into the Bible."
- Gordon, RaptureReady


"How are you critical of christian faith in Jesus. Atheists believe hydrogen gas becomes people over time. There is far more evidebce for Jesus in the bible than what an atheist is forced to believe."
- res1fe8k, RaptureReady


"The bottom line is that there is much more evidence for God's existence than his non-existence. The percentage of the total world population that is either non-religious or anti-religious is only about 14 percent."

"The atheist group has been losing significant ground, by the way, since Communism failed in the countries that used to make up the old Soviet Block."
- dad4jesus, RaptureReady


"if you want to make a point just say so there is not need to muck it up with all those words."
- Kathyp, RaptureReady


"You haven't seen the discovery channel in the last year have you?

They pretty much showed that there was a world wide flood at the time thje bible said."
- Elizabeth_S, RaptureReady


[After a long list of Qur'an contradictions was met with extremely similar Bible contradictions] "take this discussion to another thread please...this topic was started on the errors in the Koran regarding historical and prophetic events. It has nothing to do with your vitriolic denials of the Bible, (all evidence to the contrary)"
- Saint_Dirtbag, RaptureReady


"Christianity is firmly rooted in history and therefore is not open to change or rethinking."
- edmonki, PayableOnDeath BBS


"let me break it down

<b>If u call urself a democrat u believe...</b>
Abortion is always ok
we should never use missles or go to war
no one but cops should carry guns
we should make pot legal(yes its true)
gays and lesbians can marry

<b>If u call urself a republican u believe...</b>
Abortion is wrong in every sense of the word
there are times for war and times to use missles
u should have a gun if u are responsable ITS OUR RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS
all drugs are wrong period
gays and lesbians shouldnt marry nor adopt children

I PERSONNALY hate our goverment system because it is run by democrats almost and when democrats ran the country they pass all the stupid laws so yea im a republican"
- PodWarrior16, PayableOnDeath BBS


"Hey Magna [another poster], since you're not a Christian and you say you believe in God... then why do you love him? He might hate??? He might think you're a sissy!"
- Livin'4Christ, PayableOnDeath BBS


"So your Bible must be a lot smaller than rest of us I guess - since you've disregarded the parts you don't like or agree with?"
- JLovesUSo, ChristianForums


"Jinny, being a Christian myself, I don't think what you represent = Christianity. I am upset that you would say what you say [that hell, a place of eternal torture for nonbelievers, doesn't exist] and then call yourself a Christian. Shame on you."
- GOTU2, ChristianBurner Discussions


[On infants going to hell] "Those who have never heard die in their sin. That is sad. Hence, we should preach the Gospel to all men.

Babies who die without the promise of the Holy Spirit, die in their sin, for "even in my mothers womb I was sinful." That is sad too. The fall of man wasn't a joke."
- Othniel, ChristianForums


"We are worthless, undeserving of anything but Gehenna itself.

Jesus did not die for us because we are something special.

We are something special BECAUSE HE DIED FOR US!

We possess nothing, we have nothing, we hold nothing---naked came we into the world, naked shall we leave."
- Ben johnson, ChristianForums


"Yes there was a monk centuries ago, that proposed something like, "Nuke them ALL and let God sort them out!"---but that's hardly a godly attitude, is it?"
- Ben johnson, ChristianForums


"Most children are fairly innocent up to about 12 years of age, but they corrupt pretty fast after that, in this country. In some third world nations, the corruption process works a bit slower than here in America."
- JohnR7, ChristianForums


"Bible Prophecy is 100% correct. No other book or person can say that. That is because it is God's Word. And yes, people lived over 900 years before the flood. After the flood, man's life span decreased considerably."
- Becky, Administrator of RaptureReady


[On the reliability of spectrographic analysis indicating the sun is composed of hydrogen/helium] "Well guess what. When NASA tells me they went to the Sun, I'll still deny them. I highly doubt they have the capability."
- ChrisU, RaptureReady


"If you believe in the resurrection of Jesus then of course it will foster belief in God's miracles of all sorts.

Your thinking is terribly flawed."
- Freak, TheologyOnline Community


"Ask any historian and if they are honest they will say 100 years is not even close to enough time for myths to develop."
- LouisBooth, Administrator of ChristianForums


[On the possibility of worse crimes than homosexuality and adultery] "Not really, under the law they are both sins that are worthy of death."
- JohnR7, ChristianForums


"But while immoral sex may bring temporary pleasure, it’s bad fruitage is testimony to it's wrongness"

"Only in the context of marriage will the pleasures of sex contribute to real happiness."
- LightBearer, ChristianForums


"The difference between Light and Dark is not a judgmental thing — its empirical. God's Angels are creatures of Light, and the Demons of Hell are dark and they smell really bad. They rebelled against God because they were overwhelmed by the selfish impulses and they had the courage of their convictions."
- Leo Volont, Atheist Network Message Board


"get teachers of intelligent design in the schools!!!

my brother has been brainwashed at his highschool with the ToE and i'm afraid there is no one that is saying otherwise. through my research, i feel that there is far more evidence for ID, then the THEORYoE."
- philler, CreationWeb


"What is the most obvious evidence for I[ntelligent]D[esign]? I would tend to go with Biblical accuracy, and the life of Jesus Christ as a couple major ones."

"I'm taking a Pseudoscience class right now, and the book was showing how the Biblical story about the Red Sea is entirely, "scientifically" possible. Scientists have shown how a sustained wind could literally part the sea in half, and make the sea floor dry."

"The timing of such an event at the Red Sea was PERFECT. PERFECT. If this Biblical story were true, wouldn't that almost certainly point to ID?"

"Even if the ToE were possible, wouldn't it require an even greater miracle for the right DNA mutations to occur at the right time? Wouldn't this once again be pointing to ID?"
- philler, CreationWeb


"Regardless of "evidence" or "proof" I will never change my faith. It isn't out of being stubborn, and it certainly isn't because I"m afraid to change. But I will never know my "religion" is wrong, because no matter what evidence is given, I don't just believe in God, i KNOW God. It isn't an inward conviction, its an outward relationship. Nothing can ever tell me that I and the millions of others are having a relationship with someone who does not exist. I don't just have faith in God anymore, He is an insurmoudable fact."
- creationistalltheway, CreationWeb


"We, too, have come to know that He is the Christ, the Son of the living God. And there is this about Jesus: no one, believing on Him, can be snatched away. It is an imposibility ( see John 10:29 )."

[Quote: 'What evidence would it take to shake and possibly end your faith?']

For the Christian, this question has no meaning."
- Bob Moore, CreationWeb


"The bible itself is the signature of God...the book, though written by human hand, is inspired by God himself. The Holy Bible itself CLAIMS to be the word of God....Timothy 3:16 says 'All scriptures are inspired by God.'"
- KindDavid, RaptureReady


"Why do think they believed the earth was flat? Certainly some cultures did believe this but there is nothing in the Bible to make us believe that this was the case with the Hebrews.

Prove that the earth is not near the centre of the universe. "
- AR, CreationWeb


"no matter what I will not leave Christianity. It sounds like a loaded qestion, but the assumption is true. No worldly evidence will ever convince me of something I have been fully convicted of from Someone outside the world itself. If I found proof that God didn't exist, I would merely wait for there to be a counter-argument, and if not it would do little to my faith."
- creationistalltheway, CreationWeb


"Just like murder, adultery, stealing, lying.

They are all the same in Gods eyes. There is no little sin and big sin."
- Elizabeth_S, RaptureReady


"The Bible says we are here for God's pleasure! Sounds pretty clear why we are here and who put us here....."
- hayden, PayableOnDeath BBS


"I wouldn't necessarily say W.Y.R.I.S.W.Y.S.2 [another poster] is serving Christ. His language and intolerance is as bad as what mine used to be. Anyway, he was talking about becoming an atheist a while back... the most visible sign of an unsaved person."
- Livin'4Christ, PayableOnDeath BBS


"Remember that your spiritual well-being and faith should be infinitely more important than an