Fundies Say the Darndest Things! September 2003 Edition
Final Additions 
Last Updated October 28, 2003



"I dont think that you need to be openly Satanist to have your posts influenced by Satan."
- Hootmon, RaptureReady


"I believe that witchcraft is real. Before I came to the Lord I practiced black magic, mind control and transcendental meditation... All of these powers are linked directly to demonic spirits. I had actual conversations with demons."
- ladyepiskopos, TheologyWeb


"I saw them come out of me when I was being delivered. The greatest lie the devil has ever told humanity is that he doesn't exist. Modern witches depend on your ignorance and disbelief. You may not believe in the powers of darkness but they certainly believe in you."
- ladyepiskopos, TheologyWeb


"I am convinced that modern witchcraft and demonic activity is around today. When you spend as much time as I do in Utah and in front of Mormon temples, you come to understand."
- SlaveofChrist, TheologyWeb


"A good friend of mine is an exorcist, and if it doesn't exist then he must be insane. There is no evidence whatsoever of him being insane, so it must exist."
- SlaveofChrist, TheologyWeb


"I think Gary North correctly explains the subject... witchcraft is humanism come to flower, humanism in its logical implications."
- Thomas2003, TheologyWeb


"I know people who were missionaries in Uganda and said that the demonic forces there were so strong, witchdoctors would fly thorugh the air... My missionary friends were at the place of a witchdoctor one time and he, trying to prove his power, laid on a table and began to float and levitate...The wife walked over to him, put her hands on him and said 'In the Name of Jesus,' and the man hit the table with a thud!"
- darcutm, TheologyWeb


"The Word of My God is never wrong. If it is in the Holy Bible, than it is true. Ain't [no way] any of its wrong. The Bible and its prophecies are 100% true."
- SmileyMike, RaptureReady


"You have evidence of change WITHIN an animal group, i.e. dingos, coyotes, heanias, & poodles are different 'species' of dog, but the are all dogs. None of them have bunny ears, webbed feet, feathers or hooves."
- Big Dave, FaithForum.org


"Show me any evidence or observation of one fundamentally type of animal changing to another."
- Big Dave, FaithForum.org


"Lions are carnivorous, they have claws, they hunt, they have different teeth…and lions only produce other lions. Never a horse or zebra. ..or a chicken. Your argument here is silly. "
- Big Dave, FaithForum.org


"But I guarantee that is [sic] platypus’ were found in the fossil record before they were found alive they would be the missing link of duck evolution or something."
- Big Dave, FaithForum.org


"Ancient man saw them [dinosaurs], wrote about them, sculpted them and drew pictures of them because there were still a few around after the flood. The fact that there are creatures like Loch Ness in Scotland and Mokele Umbembe in the Congo Swamp shows that the sea dwelling ones are probably still existing in these unexplored places."
- Big Dave, FaithForum.org


"Keep in mind that I am not up to a vexation with a person who knows nothing about metaphysics and thinks that life comes from a stone!!"
- Sonic, PlanetWisdom


"But would this make any difference to you now? Would you worship God if He appears to you? No, you would worship the devil too when he appears."
- Sonic, PlanetWisdom


"I didn’t read what you’ve said in this forum cause I’m sure that it is all non-sense. Could anyone prove that there is no God, could you? NEVER."
- Sonic, PlanetWisdom


"Not many things upset me on these forums..but the LIE that homosexual activists like to bandy about that any relationship in the Bible was a homosexual one really gets under my skin. It's not enough that you people want to legitimize a perverse behavior in the eyes of the world..it's not enough that you have to inudate our children with your sick thinking every day...you have to take what is Holy and good to us and try and pervert that."
- sweetkitty, ChristianForums


"I happen to believe in the principles that American was founded on. I don't think you have to worry about us ruling the world. If we fall, it will because we have lost God's blessing, and fallen to the god of humanism."
- pudmuddle, ChristianForums


"I do not even believe in micro evolution. I do not believe in ANY of man's evolutionary theory. I believe in the Bible, and I believe in the word of God. I believe that God created each biodiverse ecology system unique onto itself."
- JohnR7, ChristianForums


"But up to now all you seem interested in is to obtain knowledge. Not your fault I am sure, that is a lot the way our education system works in this country."
- JohnR7, ChristianForums


"Hell is a place of eternal torment and suffering. It's not going to be one big party. It's torment! Your soul will be burning in the hottest fire there could ever be forerver! It wont end! And by that time, it'll be too late for you to change your mind."
- DARRIONS, ChristianForums


"What a terrible waste of a life. Completely dedicated to the ULTIMATE **ME**, 'I'm GREAT, I'm WONDERFUL, I have ALL POWER, there is nothing GREATER than me, and we.'"
- Bruce S, ChristianForums


"If people panic like this over loss of electricity, just imagine what will happen when the Rapture occurs. Silly people."
- Medic911, RaptureReady


"I think that we all jump if something is terrorist related....but we ignore who is really in control. God has probably stopped all sorts of terror related things, and we haven't even noticed. We take God for granted."
- architectlink, RaptureReady


"One thing I've noticed is how pareidolia [see here] has been used to deny the existence of certain 'miracles'- seeing Jesus in a bandaid, or finding Allah's name in a tomato. While they might be just illusions, they might also be true."
- Jedi_Templar, BlizzForums


"A co worker, who is normally very sweet... came off very stressed with a smart attitude when she was leaving work the other day... I prayed for her, and asked God to take care of this probelm... I barely made it home and was in the kitchen when I heard her voice on my answering machine apologizing for the way she had spoke to me, she'd had a rough day, etc. I was pretty amazed at how fast that went!"
- thornrose, RaptureReady


*** Testimonial of the Month ***

"I had a very annoying squirrel who had gotten into my attic somehow... Anyway, I was really worrying about how I was going to get this squirrel out... I just said oh Lord, what am I going to do about this squirrel?... Well to my surprise, God answered me and said 'speak to it and tell it to leave'... I said Squirrel, In the name of Jesus I command you to take your nest and leave and not return... And do you know what? I've never heard that squirrel again since... it's gone!"
- CAT, RaptureReady


"But on the way back to the motel, the kids did not fall asleep as we expected. They kept chattering incessently... they kept saying the word 'motel'... everytime they said it, I got butterflies in my stomach... We decided the Lord was trying to communicate something to us, so we... ended up paying the 150 for that nice hotel in the city. I don't know what the Lord saved us from. But we are convinced that He most likely saved our lives that night."
- valerie, RaptureReady


"Seriously, there have been a number of hysterical feminists championing much in the evil agenda of the godless. What is amazing to me is that they actually think that they are on the side of righteousness. Satan is a powerful deceiver."
- Ellen Bell, Theology Forums


"I'm still debating whether God has literally three heads (like the one knight in Monty Python...), or He?They has/Have scizeophrinia. Not that there is anything wrong with scizos- I think that would be a good thing for an omnipotent entity- three different opinions on a single topic."
- Jedi_Templar, BlizzForums


"If you are unsaved and think this whole Bible and Christ thing sounds stupid - That's what God intended! It's supposed to sound stupid to you."
- Corey, RaptureReady


"If God was found to exist..... How many of you would be filling your underwear?"
- webboffin, ChristianForums


[Commenting on a news story about the murder of a 15-year old girl who tried to stop the sexual advances of an adult by revealing she was gay]
"Should people be killed because they are under bondage to homosexuality..NO. But by continuing to try and force people to accept what is perverse and disgusting ... you will find a few on the outskirts of sanity that will carry such disgust to an extreme. Also the lifestyle can be held responsible..prostitution is fraught with women being beaten and killed because of their lifestyle."
- sweetkitty, ChristianForums


"I can have compassion for the 14 year old prostitute that is found dead in an alley. And I can still say that prostitution is a dangerous lifestyle and hope that God will lead others out of it..it's the same with homosexuality..."
- sweetkitty, ChristianForums


"Of course I care about people..I care enough to not coddle them into hell."
- sweetkitty, ChristianForums


"I'm not blaming the victim at all. I'm blaming the Enemy that led her into this lifestyle that caused her death. It is possible to blame the person that kills the prostitute and dumps her body in a garbage can and also blame the fact that she was living a dangerous lifestyle that made her path cross with a killer. "
- sweetkitty, ChristianForums


"Do you blame the person that gets behind the wheel of a car drunk and plows into a tree and kills themselves? DO you blame the drug addict that is shot while making a drug deal?"
- sweetkitty, ChristianForums


"Yes, I'm disgusted..I'm disgusted by the people that convinced this child that homosexuality was AOK..the people that didn't try to lead her out of this lifestyle and into a church."
- sweetkitty, ChristianForums


"I NEVER said she deserved to be slain. I said her lifestyle contributed to her being killed."
- sweetkitty, ChristianForums


[Replying to 'How is a young girl's so called 'gay lifestyle' to blame when she is murdered by a heterosexual man twice her age?']
"The same as when a 14 year old prostitute is murdered by a man twice their age."
- sweetkitty, ChristianForums


"I have EXCUSED no one's death. I have only said that sometimes our choices in life can lead to our destruction..."
- sweetkitty, ChristianForums


"We need to get these people saved and delivered. This is true. They are puppits of Satan just doing whatever. Her lifestyle may have caused this becuse the Bible is very clear that the wages of sin is death."
- JEREMY O'ROURKE, ChristianForums


"The virgin birth can't be proven OR disproven, so it is not illogical to think that it occured (I believe in it)."
- platzapS, ChristianForums


"Why do they let non-Christians on this forum-all they do is bother us. Heh, going on a Christian forum to post arguments is the lowest and is pathetic. Dont get me wrong I still love you crazy atheists and agnostics."
- Fully Cooly, ChristianForums


"Its because you hate us and you are rebellious. You only wish to disturb Christians. Why else would you go on a CHRISTIAN FORUM? Dont use that lame excuse,'I just want to clear up any misunderstandings about evolution or blah blah blah!' Were not THAT stupid, are we?"
- Fully Cooly, ChristianForums


"Btw someone said that we should pray for War to end instead [of the Muslims converting]. War is supposed to happen, buddy. Were Christians, not war-pacifists."
- Fully Cooly, ChristianForums


"Our society is not Pro-gay I am sure But, we are on the road to it. Gays are getting more respect(even just a little) if youve noticed."
- Fully Cooly, ChristianForums


"Actually, The blacks and Chinese have more respect than Christians do."
- Fully Cooly, ChristianForums


"Yes, I do, just as I talk of the gay agenda because it's quite real, as well... Even the [half-serious] tag line beneath your avatar (currently 'annihilator of values) , it could be argued, betrays your own agenda."
- Brother Christman, ChristianForums


"The big trouble with the church itself these days (i.e. gay bishops) is the confused notion that morality is somehow evolving. True morality is static and unchanging, just like God... By its very nature, once you start trying to change it, you've dealing in immorality."
- Brother Christman, ChristianForums


"We're not even talking about a racial/ethnic group, anyway – we're talking about people avowed to practice deviant sexual behavior. Should we give special rights to those who're thieves as 'sticky finger' Americans next?"
- Brother Christman, ChristianForums


"I suspect there's more to the case [of a pagan girl committing suicide] than simply [abuse from] 'Christian kids' (i.e. a history of depression and whatever problems at home drove her to paganism in the first place)..."
- Brother Christman, ChristianForums


"As you've said, you do have some catching up to do. In a nutshell, there is a homosexual agenda, it's anti Judeo-Christian as well as anti nuclear family, and the U.N. (infested with both communists and gays) backs it."
- Brother Christman, ChristianForums


"Atheism is the biggest lie ever known to man. It is the biggest fraud & deception of our time... They are just so far out of reality it is not even funny."
- JEREMY O'ROURKE, ChristianForums


"If you're gay, it's keeping you from knowing the joys of relationship with the opposite sex, just as God intended. You're cutting yourself off from conceiving children by natural means, as well. I could go on, but if you don't see these two as harmful, I pity you."
- Brother Christman, ChristianForums


"Homosexuality is definitely immortal, but that's just the tip of the iceberg." [Emphasis added]
- Brother Christman, ChristianForums


"Homosexuals want to lower the age of consent... and they want Christian and other religious groups' right to free speech eliminated to 'protect' their (special, over-reaching) rights."
- Brother Christman, ChristianForums


"Homosexual behavior is primarily only considered normal among those who've been converted to homosexuality."
- Brother Christman, ChristianForums


"I was unsaved when I saw the D&D movie (which I recommend Christians avoid for reasons detailed in Galatians about His feelings on wizards, diviners, necromancers, et cetera)..."
- Brother Christman, ChristianForums


"If we're going to give those living the gay 'lifestyle' special rights, we must grant arsonists rights as 'fire bug' Americans, pedophiles rights as 'pederast' Americans, thieves rights as 'sticky finger' Americans, et cetera. You might as well flush the whole thing down the toilet."
- Brother Christman, ChristianForums


"I'm not proposing (nor would I want) a government capable of kicking in doors for this kind of thing. That wouldn't be (what's left of) Constitutional America. Striking sodomy laws from the books, however, is in effect, saying to God 'we don't care what you think anymore'.. don't expect God-fearing America to vote 'yes, we (are turning our backs on our Creator to) support the gay lifestyle'."
- Brother Christman, ChristianForums


"No, again, I'm simply trying to keep them from manipulating the country into a gay oligarchy."
- Brother Christman, ChristianForums


"I pray He'll have mercy upon you. I, however, know that the sodomy laws, as His laws, should remain. They're not hurting anyone (no matter what those who demand special rights for deviant, ungodly behavior contend)."
- Brother Christman, ChristianForums


"Granted, I have no proof that either of you are pedophiles, but a majority of child molestors are same-sex oriented... however: There's been a saying since 9-11, 'not all Middle Eastern people are terrorists, but most terrorists come from the Middle East.'"
- Brother Christman, ChristianForums


"In a nutshell, secular states are organized anarchy leading, in time, to chaos. They're only a 'society' until degenerates suceed in accelerating the rate of decay toward their ultimate, tragically misguided ends."
- Brother Christman, ChristianForums


"If you mean, why have no mammals been found in the Cambrian strata, they must have not lived in there or they did not fossilize."
- weat, TheologyWeb


"That's what happens when you filter the Bible through moral standards instead of ethical ones."
- frumanchu, ChristianForums


"I believe that Catholic Doctrine is based on circular logic and cannot stand as sound doctrine."
- LuckyStrike, Theology Forums


"Groups like the ACLU and the homosexuals have no clue when to stop, and they're going to dig themselves a hole big enough to fall into. Sure, damage will be done. The sooner we can put an end to their mass genocide, the better for all of us, but their reign of error will end."
- drfeelgood, ChristianForums


"Finally, we must also remember that, while God never changes His mind about any of His moral commands, Satan is all too ready to step in and deceive people that God does change."
- jhessel, ChristianForums, conveniently ignoring the prohibitions on shellfish and multi-fabric clothing in the Old Testament


"Just a question to ask you: Do you believe in the Big Bang Theory? I myself think its ridiculous. Whoever thought up this theory must of been short of a brain"
- kiwichristian, ChristianForums


[After being told a Jesuit came up with it]
"Thats rubbish. A christian wouldnt make up that, because the theory dismisses God altogether."
- kiwichristian, ChristianForums


"... the homosexuals do in fact have an agenda. And that agenda consists of stealing our children and molesting them."
- sweetkitty, ChristianForums


"These people are sure pushing this lifestyle in your face. This is rediculous... Really they dont need this. The homosexuals just need to find Jesus and become normal as God made them to be."
- JEREMY O'ROURKE, ChristianForums


"... just a point of order here. So you know for the future: I do not play the liberal game of 'Prove it'."
- Voegelin, ChristianForums


"If Jesus chose it, then it can't be torture, Jesus is more like a s/m kinda guy. God said, if you wanna do some good for humanity, these are the terms. You don't have to, but if you really want to do some good... God didn't make him do it."
- Darth Dane, Internet Infidels


"As Christians, {the other poster} and myself can actually say that slavery is actually wrong, everywhere and for everyone, even while recognizing there is disagreement about it."
- luvluv, Internet Infidels, conveniently ignoring parts of the Bible like Leviticus 25:44-46


"Being as humans swore at a point the earth was flat (among other things) I'll continue to ignore any 'conclusions' humans come to about how anything is/was."
- SalutetheHeavens, RaptureReady


"That's right. They must suppress the truth. If the TRUTH rises to the top we will be teaching Sunday School in our public school system. That would be a terrible thing for the nonbeliever."
- ddlewish86, RaptureReady


"If I valued conformity, keeping in mind that I live in America, then I wouldn't be a Muslim. I am as non-conformist as they come. If you are a liberal, then you are a conformist."
- NonContradiction, Internet Infidels


"I would never say something like that because I don't want Jews to find me offensive. I don't care if liberals find me offensive or not. I find them offensive."
- NonContradiction, Internet Infidels


"... not really that good at science (failed science test >.< ) but im learning and studying evolution in my free time when im bored... if populations evolve then does that mean that humans are suddenly gonna pop out 3 eyes or something like that?"
- LazyAzN, Christianity.com Forums


"What is the point of trusting in evolution if you cant apply it into your own life? Wow you say you proved humans evolved from apes. so wat. who cares, are you going to evolve into another animal or something? if not then who cares if we cant apply it into our own lives."
- LazyAzN, Christianity.com Forums


"And i bet that half the poeple that said that 'Darwin didnt die a christian' didnt even to bother reading the evidence that the site had to give and would just go off to read talkorigins..."
- LazyAzN, Christianity.com Forums


"It is possible that Darwin was Christian; after all, the Christian faith was much more accepted at the time. He probably went to church with his parents. It's too bad he became 'educated'."
- Happiness32, Christianity.com Forums


"Your father, the devil, was a murderer from the beginning. You can be saved by the Lord Jesus. I'm still praying for you."
- Ellen Bell, Theology Forums


"Video games are one area where Satan has gained a lot of control (similar to the domination he used to have in contemporary music)."
- Don, RaptureReady


"I'm looking forward to the totalitarian dictator named Jesus. There is equal rights, and then there is what is right in the eyes of God. Democracy and communism are ways of letting certain kinds of sin subsist."
- Earthbound, RaptureReady


"hmmm...coincidence on the storm? I think not !!!!"
- BELIEVER71, RaptureReady, commenting on weather reports during a protest involving the 10 Commandments


"Believer 71, Satan is in control of the 1st heaven, if me can knock the power out and soak all the [10 Commandment] supporters, he'll reduce the number who are watching on TV, come on down!"
- JDM2, RaptureReady


"Real simple solution [to posting Islamic laws in a courthouse]. Once the judge converts to Islam the judge ain't a judge no more!"
- cenimo, RaptureReady


"You'd better watch out, you heathen atheist socialists! God's watching every move you make."
- BamaLady, RaptureReady


"As for those 'heathen atheist socialists' not being that bad. I certainly pray that you are taking every opportunity to show them God's word. If you're not, you're not doing them any favors by defending them."
- justwait, RaptureReady


"i really hope ur joking.... all gay people should be burned at the steak, let alone married. It should be illegal and anyone who protests it should get the Death penalty, even if they r strait"
- Styx, Smash World Forums


"I'm sure alot of you atheists are *close* to your pets, what if one of you decided to marry it? If we're bending the rules of marriage for gays, why not cho-mos, incestors, and atheist animal lovers?? What significance is marriage then??? "
- Esoteric_Illuminati, The Catacombs Forums


"It changes nothing. Unlike atheists, we Christians are not easily swayed by the opinions and choices of others."
- lambslove, ChristianForums


"Carbon, raidosmarbon... those are no different than flying pigs to me. Find me a human millions of years old that can verbally verify this ageold dino propaganda then I can relate..."
- SalutetheHeavens, RaptureReady, commenting on radiometric dating


"I'm with the folks who say dragon tales are simply stories about man's victory over the dinosaurs. We know that some creatures today are capable of breathing fire so why not some of the dinos?"
- fbridges2, RaptureReady


"The Bible is quite sufficient [evidence] all by itself that supernatural events happened."
- joelch2, RaptureReady


"To insist that the gospels are not historically authentic requires that a double standard be used for determining the historical authenticity of other documents -vs- the gospels. The bible can be used to prove the bible."
- KingDavid, RaptureReady


"Bad analogy, the creator of Lord of the Rings would admit it is a work of fiction. This is not the case with the bible."
- KingDavid, RaptureReady


"In my opinion most scientists know that evolution is false but will not admit it."
- joelch2, RaptureReady


"And finally, life itself cannot be explained by scientists or the medical profession. They haven't the foggiest notion what makes us ALIVE! They can only explain the physical aspects of living things... but not the life force itself."
- joelch2, RaptureReady


"Last night, went off to Borders Bookstore... I could almost feel a spiritual attack on entering... Body piercing, perversion, homosexuality, new age mysticism, and worse... BUT, directly accross from the Christian material, in the Religion section were racks and racks of books on Witchcraft, spell casting, New Age, and worse... It almost felt like a Frank Peretti novel, with demons and devils guarding the section, oppression was palpable. I wonder how many minds are warped and fed by the readily available, and highly promoted reading material, and why this material is there in the first place. I mean, money making is money making, but you have to wonder..."
- Bruce S, ChristianForums


"I too have absolutely abhorred going to the likes of borders and the likes. I went in on the night the last harry potter was released, at midnight of course and the feel of oppression was thick. Everyone dressed as witches, even babies. Made me sick. I will never give a place that caters to evil my money."
- ByGrace, ChristianForums


"... it does not surprise me in the least that evil books were sold more then the Bible. That is the way this world is heading. satan is loving it."
- ByGrace, ChristianForums


"Reading this post [about volcanic eruptions] makes me think of the bottomless pit that is talked about in revelation. there could be some kind of beast in one form or another that could be released from under yellowstone [national park]..."
- Zer0Haste, RaptureReady


"... with the anti-Ten Commandments craziness going on in my State Capitol, who's to say we won't get whacked with a powerful hurricane? If, that is, the monument is forced out, and the Godless atheists 'win'..."
- BamaLady, RaptureReady


"THEY, the itty bitty tiny infitestimal snotty band of atheists, deists, and anti Americans, with word processors and left wing, ideologists in the judiciary have perverted the nation."
- Bruce S, ChristianForums


*** Post of the Week for September 7-13, 2003 ***

[Commenting on a news story involving a child born with a tail]

"The seeds of Satan are returning!.. Yep. A full grown tail without fur. Now I have to wonder how these genes got into the human gene pool since we know that we did not evolve from the animals."
- jhessel, ChristianForums


"I think that Gen. 6. and the Book of Enoch explain in detail what happened [interbreeding with fallen angels]. No oneone earth can say that this baby is fully human. As Christians we should not listen to the evolutionists explination that this gene is a result of evolving from animals."
- jhessel, ChristianForums


"... these people who lived before the Great Flood were doing something which caused the Lord to drown them all. They were creating genetic monstrosities and polluting the human race with Satanic bloodlines in order to prevent the Messiah from having pure human blood."
- jhessel, ChristianForums


"The Bible says that before the Great Flood, human women married the "sons of God" and they produced GIANTS... That is where the Greek demigods like Prometheus, Atlas and Titan came from. The only true account of that tragedy is found in the Book of Genesis which was written by Moses."
- jhessel, ChristianForums


"When Adam and Eve died, Satan introduced the theory of evilution into the world that teaches that man and animals are genetically related."
- jhessel, ChristianForums


"He downplayed the story of the creation and fall of man by the sin of Adam and Eve. Then women began to assume a dominant role in human affairs. Satan downplayed the command of God that women were to be in subjection to their husbands."
- jhessel, ChristianForums


"These fallen angels must have introduced their scheme as an evolutionary advance for mankind. They promised the women that if they married and bore their offspring they would not have to be in subjection to their husbands."
- jhessel, ChristianForums


"As a result, the world was overrun by half human half animal genetic monstrosities and God decided to destroy the entire world except for Noah and his family. The pre-Flood world was a zoological nightmare... a grypon, a manticore, a ferocious human-headed carnivore with 3 interlocking rows of teeth, a basilick, a unicorn..."
- jhessel, ChristianForums


"The Rockefellers own most of the museums... Hidden away in those museum are records of the past which they do not want you to know about... they will never show you the bones of GIANT HUMANS which they have in abundance."
- jhessel, ChristianForums


"Even if we did regard a new born baby as a demon, at least we wouldnt slaughter it. Go figure."
- ByGrace, ChristianForums


"the fallen angels made genetic monstrosities. (did God create man with tails? NO does the bible tell us of the monsters half human hybrids? YES) "
- jhessel, ChristianForums


"The more one learns about the ancient knowledge and traditions, the more it is seen that a spiritual yet physical and galactic war is behind all the myths, legends, religions and traditions of our world."
- jhessel, ChristianForums


"God made it a point when in the bible it states 'As it was in the days of Noah, so shall it be in the days of the Son of man' ... FUTURE?? but aren't the days of Noah here again? we are already mixing rabbit dna with human dna. What is next? the genetic monstrosities of the days of Noah?"
- jhessel, ChristianForums


"how do you know it is a birth defect and not nephelim blood? ... and for those wondering who or what do pagans (and hindus) religions worship well the book of enoch tells the whole story. (demon worshippers but they dont know it)"
- jhessel, ChristianForums


"I got interested on the subject when I saw the movie 'clash of the titans' for the first time... Then i started putting together the pieces of the puzzle (and it got more interesting as i found the connections to the pyramids/nazism/creation coverup)"
- jhessel, ChristianForums


"Wrong Martin, you just have incredible bias towards anything that might actually throw evolution out the window..."
- Magus55, RaptureReady


"You just can't accept it because you have too much pride to possibly conceive that the Bible may be right, and evolutionists have been wrong all this time..."
- Magus55, RaptureReady


"Martin has been deceived first hand by satan. This is exactly how satan works, by getting people to think the way Martin does. Please people, pray for this guy. His eternal home is drawing near everyday."
- r8ermang, RaptureReady


"You only make yourself look ridiculous Martin. You will see one of these days. I guarantee it. Tell satan I said he is a punk Martin. Im sure he is within an ears shot away from you."
- r8ermang, RaptureReady


[On the Internet Infidels board]
"Why are there so many Atheists on this forum. Both in the Religion section and the Political section? Because Atheists tend to like to mock Jesus and Atheists also like to bash the president. Is this a common denominator for Atheists?"
- Laci, Internet Infidels


"the fact that we are in God's immediate presence in heaven overrides the feeling of remorse for our [hellbound] loved ones by an infinite leap... and that's the fact of life eternal and life on earth ... we gain some we lose some...."
- EltronRangamma, ChristianForums


*** Non-Contradiction Award ***

"Great point SK, I dont agree with anyone being killed for any reason. The ones who killed these people should recieve the death penalty no doubt."
- JEREMY O'ROURKE, ChristianForums


"[Stellar evolution] Is a load... gasses don't create their own gravity."
- IrishCherokee, Ricecop.com Forums


"Gas in outer space cannot create enough mutual gravity to 'clump' together. I've never seen 'balls' of fog. Gas freefloating in a vacuum cannot 'push itself' together to create a star. Gas clouds in outer space expand... they do not contract."
- IrishCherokee, Ricecop.com Forums


"God can/is proven: Complexity exist and complexity does not come from chaos (and as long as Entropy remains a convienient, unproven, unseen, vague theory it will not matter)."
- IrishCherokee, Ricecop.com Forums


"I really like Ann Coulter and would watch if she had a talk show. I think she's very smart. I agree that she is a bit brash in her attitude. But come on thats the way you have to be to keep up with the liberals."
- Teresa, RaptureReady


[In a poll on abortion] "I voted never ever!!!! Life is not ours to give or to take. EVER!!!"
- thebibleboy22, RaptureReady


"I agree NEVER, it's not our 'choice' to make, no matter the circumstance."
- Mercy4Me, RaptureReady


"I'm in agreement. A mother can find out her life will be seriously threatened if she has a child, but if she's a believer she should leave her life and her baby's in God's hands. It's all about His will not ours."
- magnolia, RaptureReady


"If the woman in question is so very deathly ill, as most people who need heart transplants are, why is she threatening her and her baby's life by getting pregnant in the first place?"
- Mercy4Me, RaptureReady


"... why, if she is so ill they are taking the chances [by having sex]? Yes I realize there are needs in a marriage, but when it can kill the woman or a baby why take that chance?"
- Mercy4Me, RaptureReady


"Ignorance or lack of faith in God is no excuse. God won't take it either. Can you imagine someone trying to explain this one to God on judgement day? 'Oh well I am sorry Lord but I didn't believe in you and I didn't think you would protect my life so I aborted my child to save my own life.'"
- DirtRacer38, RaptureReady


"Bottom line: Human life belongs solely to God. Those who take it AT ANY STAGE before He is ready to take it will answer directly to Him. It doesn't matter if someone else is about to die if that life is not taken; that person has no right to save their own life and take the life of that other."
- Luke Hobbs, RaptureReady


[Replying to 'so they would both die'] "Yes. God would want that to happen before he would want a mother to kill her baby just to save her own life. It doesn't matter if the baby would die anyway. God can take a life. It belongs to Him. He could save the woman's life without her having to kill her baby."
- Luke Hobbs, RaptureReady


"Abortion is plainly and simply blood sacrifices to Satan - who was a murderer from the beginning. It's just like in the Old testament when the nations would sacrifice their sons and daughters to baal... I think God would have destroyed this nation long ago for this crime if it wasn't for the faithful still within America... (and for the purpose we fulfill in protecting Israel)."
- thebibleboy22, RaptureReady


"I am so angry... My son who started his freshman year in high school is being taught evolution... I explain to him it is all a man made lie but it still bothers me. Can't christians unite and take evolution out of school the same way the world took prayer out of schools or the ten commandments out of court houses?"
- lookingskyward, RaptureReady


"I would like to be able to offer you encouragement about what we can do to get this horrendous lie out of our school systems. Unfortunately, I can't... I know it's really a radical concept, but have you considered a Christian school or even home schooling your son?"
- Hebrews13-2021, RaptureReady


"You might consider helping him understand HOW its a lie. Take a look at the average for indoctrination:

1. Average amount of hours per child per school year in Public School: 1000 ONE THOUSAND HOURS
2. Average amount of time (hours) by Christians who consider themselves 'serious' and who take their kids to church: 52 hours per year (1 per Sunday)...

Lets see 52 Hrs versus 1000 hrs of Indoctrination, and people Actually still wonder, why Christians go to college and 'struggle'."
- seeker42, RaptureReady


"While he is learning evolution in school, how about renting or buying some tapes that teach the truth? Kent Hovind has a series of tapes... he tells the truth about creation and explains the biblical facts with scientific evidence."
- Mrs. Hoppes, RaptureReady


"As some said, they do need to know about it to understand it's ridiculousness. They know the truth... Our children will be faced with secular thinking all their lives. I think it's important to... prepare them for what they'll come across as adults."
- Morning Glory, RaptureReady


"Do an experiment. Put four things in front of your child; say a piece of fruit, a flower, a clam or shrimp, and something else, say your pet. And ask how all of them could have come about by accident. Which is what evolution basically says."
- tuco22, RaptureReady


"Ahh, but who are we fooling?... You're not creating anything new. But bird's beak changes shape and size... Same bird. But since allele frequencies do change, therefore the giraffe came from the fish?"
- Charles Darwin, Internet Infidels


"The site is entitled '29+ Evidences for Macroevolution' but I came away thinking it is a real misnomer. Though it proposes to be an objective approach to the subject, it is actually a clever attempt to hoodwink those less knowledgable readers..."
- Charles Darwin, Internet Infidels


"How do you dress up an idea that makes no sense, get it accepted as science, and even as a scientific fact? Well it isn't easy. You'll have to stretch the truth in several different ways. First, and most obviously, you have to direct attention away from the fact that your idea is nothing more than handwaving..."
- Charles Darwin, Internet Infidels


"I'm sorry, but you're confusing mythology for science, but what's new? Next, you'll have to narrow the scope of your theory. Defending the absurd is hard enough as it is..."
- Charles Darwin, Internet Infidels


"Another trick that comes in handy is to shift the burden of proof... it never hurts to put'em on their heels by asking them to falsify our theory..."
- Charles Darwin, Internet Infidels


"Perhaps by some magical process species transform themselves into other species."
- Charles Darwin, Internet Infidels


*** Honorable Mention ***

"I am convinced that some teenagers have thrown over their faith because of their inability to please God at this point of masturbation."
- Dr. James Dobson, Focus on the Family


"So what do you think about? Your grocery list? Sorry but I think you and Inspired are lying in order to prove some off the wall idea that it isn't sinful to masturbate because you aren't fantasizing."
- sweetkitty, ChristianForums


"In another post you said you were a Christian who became an agnostic. Sorry, I don't buy it... it doesn't work that way."
- joelch2, RaptureReady


"What 'valid' proof do you have it wasn't? I don't have to prove it. The Bible makes it's own claims and it's up to you, the accuser, to find hard evidence to prove it wrong... Until you can present some hard facts that the accounts of Jesus are untrue, then your comments are baseless."
- joelch2, RaptureReady


"This country was founded upon a loving God. If you do not believe in God... then you are not part of the solution for this country, you represent all the bitterness, all the greed, all the confusion, and all the hate and murder in the streets and schools."
- The author of PetitionOnline: PUT GOD BACK


"Put God back in school, our nation, and in all public offices... If they don't like it they will wish they had on Judgement Day when they face God. All will see him FACE to FACE. That includes , Athiest,, ACLU. every face on earth."
- Mary G. Williams, PetitionOnline: PUT GOD BACK


"Our children and teachers need God back in our schools!! For it is by His grace that we live in the best country in the world. And, praise God for President Bush..."
- JoAnn Watson, PetitionOnline: PUT GOD BACK


"WE ARE SUPPOSE TO HAVE RIGHTS TO AND HAVE A FREE COUNTRY SO I THINK WE SHOULD LEAVE GOD IN EVERYTHING ESPECALLY IN SCHOOLS"
- TINA GRUBBS, PetitionOnline: PUT GOD BACK


"Back to God...or its death for our Nation!!!"
- Larry E. Newsome, PetitionOnline: PUT GOD BACK


*** Honorary Doublethink Award ***

"Our parents taught it [Christianity] to us, and it is vitally important that our children are taught this , if America is ever going to continue as a free nation."
- Angela Smith, PetitionOnline: PUT GOD BACK


"In English, it means 'the God of the Holy Scriptures.' If you are reading 'religion' into that, that's your problem."
- Jinx72, TheologyWeb, commenting on church/state separation


"Many states in the early years of our country had requirements that anyone holding office had to be a Christian. It wasn't until the courts started reading into the Constitution things that it does not say that this changed, thus leaving us in the mess we are in today..."
- Blemonds, TheologyWeb


"Because it [secular humanism] is satanic. If that weren't enough the jokes on their web sites are the worst imaginable. I mean if your going to have a joke section at least have one or two good jokes. If I were looking for a cult the joke section alone would kill it for me."
- twosid, ChristianForums


"Helping other people isn't satanic, Secular Humanism is satanic."
- twosid, ChristianForums


"I looked up a site on humanism. I cant believe there are so many types of it[:] Literary Humanism[,] Cultural Humanism[,] Christian Humanism[,] Secular Humanism, etc, etc. Man, why is there so many?"
- kiwichristian, ChristianForums


"Why does the left so vehemently hate the Jews? Right now on Fox news I was sickened by what I saw... when it was Joe Liebermans turn to speak, the entire crowd started booing... It seems every leftist message board I ever visited had some band of rejects yelling 'kill all jews'..."
- Scallywag, BlizzForums


"Basically, the liberals are the ones who are also atheists... and have no respect for any religion."
- Jedi_Templar, BlizzForums


"And how is that sick? So it was a stupid comment. You all think Christians are stupid with their beliefs, isn't that equally sick?"
- Jedi_Templar, BlizzForums


"The THEORY of evolution was de-bunked in 1972 and the advent of atomic microscopes. Darwin himself said that is a simpole cel was not simple, had any moving parts, then he himself will claim his theory false."
- abkn, RaptureReady


"I wish they would refute the theory or at least reasess their stance, because in the meantime, tons of high school and college students are being brainwashed."
- Matthew 28:20, RaptureReady


"Evolution never was serious science. It was a philosophy adopted by many who refused to believe in a creator God...they were too illiterate to see that God made everything and thus had to make up a story.... but don't expect aethists to beat the door down to join in the pursuit of real truth. They have too much invested in their lies and misbeliefs."
- cameron222, RaptureReady


"Yes, it's been published [and peer-reviewed]... refer to Genesis, article one in the Holy Journal of Irrefutable Science."
- Medic911, Administrator of RaptureReady


"Students do not do experiments to prove evolution. They are indoctrinated by a teacher or professor who simply 'tells' them that evolution is how it all happened. Its a tale spun in a classroom, similar to the fairy tales one was taught in kindergarten and first grade."
- cameron222, RaptureReady


"I'm amazed that nobody has yet mentioned that before his death, Darwin admitted that his theory was wrong!"
- mtype1931, RaptureReady


"is that the best you can do? Changing the color of the wool? I wouldn't even call that evilusham. Now, if you can breed that sheep into something like a moose or something, I might listen."
- Illusion, RaptureReady


"President Bush says that 60% of Al-Queda is gone, but he is mistaken, because most of the Muslim world is Al-Queda . There isn't just a group of terrorists, Islam is the terrorist, as a whole."
- Jesus Groupie, RaptureReady


"I was wondering if Atheists are attatched to their dead. If an Aunt dies, does an atheist mourn?"
- sophie, Internet Infidels


*** Pot and Kettle Award ***

"People who truly do not think for themselves toe a 'party line'. For example, liberals (together with their plantation dupes) will paul-parrot each other with cliches' and group-think/speak whenever they have an agenda item needing to be forced on normal people..."
- hopemail, RaptureReady


"forgot to add... liberals are very touchy..."
- hopemail, RaptureReady


"We would all be better off beating Tomtoms and practicing slavery... things to admire. NOT. The native Americans could have accepted modern society, they chose not to. Wars were fought, they lost. I guess we have to listen to the stories about the Mexicans being cheated out of California next?"
- Bruce S, ChristianForums, commenting on European treatment of indigenous people


"To view 'overpopulation' as a problem is really to claim there is no God, or that the 'god' in which one believes (the earth?) is too small to meet our needs. Any such (false) 'god' is not worthy of worship."
- Pronatalist, Overpopulation.com Discussion Forum


"The Bible says God flooded the earth, not the entire world. Too many people concieve that 'flooded the earth' means the entire world, it doesnt. He flooded the earth in the area he needed to."
- Webdude, FreeWebspace.net Community


"How about the Book of Revelation where John clearly describes Nuclear War?"
- Webdude, FreeWebspace.net Community


"Were those scientists there when the Chinese wrote them? How do they know that they wrote it in 2500BC?"
- notnamed, FreeWebspace.net Community, commenting on written histories going, unbroken, centuries past the Bible's date of the global flood


"They are born with a propensity to be homosexual, just like people are with the propensity to be a liar, alcoholic, aggressive, etc, but I don't see people justifying people like that..."
- Owen, FreeWebspace.net Community


"The same Christ that said the old law is gone?"
- deadbrain, Someplace Somewhere

[Later]

"I didn't say He came to abolish it."
- deadbrain, Someplace Somewhere


"Ten commandments are not Christianity, I can tell you that... The fact is the ten commandments don't belong to any religion. I believe Muslims use the OT too right? Maybe it's muslim?"
- deadbrain, Someplace Somewhere


"No, the point is that the ten commandments are not specifically Judeo-Christian, nor are they establishing a religion. Therefore it is not unconstitutional."
- deadbrain, Someplace Somewhere, conveniently ignoring the 'no other gods before me' part


"I'm not sure because I don't think I could ever completely lose my faith that there is a higher purpose in this world. It's kind of hard to think about something that you know is impossible."
- deadbrain, Someplace Somewhere


"And I said yes it is possible to create a morality, but the real question is why should I follow your morality, why is your morality the right morality if there is no higher responsibility?"
- deadbrain, Someplace Somewhere


"I don't see how that is relevant to the topic. I wouldn't say that MY morality is the right one, but that my God's morality is the right one. Why? Because He says so. You may not like the answer, but that is the only one I've got."
- deadbrain, Someplace Somewhere


"Ok, Troylus, if I truely believed that there was no God, and no afterlife then I would do whatever I wanted whenever I wanted. If killing someone will make me happy then I would, raping? Sure. Handing out hundred dollar bills to everyone? Why not? If I wanted to follow some arbitrary morality then I might, maybe I wouldn't, who knows."
- deadbrain, Someplace Somewhere


"With no higher responsibility, sure you can. That is what I've been saying. If my ethics say it is ok to kill, rape, and pillage, then who is to say I'm wrong?"
- deadbrain, Someplace Somewhere


"I would much rather that those who don't believe in a higher responsibility create these morals(flawed as they may be) then to take their beliefs to their logical conclusion. The scariest thing in the world is someone who takes atheism to its logical conclusion."
- deadbrain, Someplace Somewhere


"That in the end NOTHING matters, so why should what we do right now matter."
- deadbrain, Someplace Somewhere, explaining what that 'logical conclusion' is


"All your theories are fine and dandy, but just admit that there would be nothing wrong with killing all the homeless, all the starving in third world countries, all those on welfare, all those who are supported 100% by others if there is no God or Creator or some type of higher responsibility."
- deadbrain, Someplace Somewhere


"Don't be desived, Creationism IS a scientific theory. True, some Creationists blindly follow because the Bible says. But others, look at the facts; the evidance."
- 1SuprJesusFreak, Kyle Givler Teens' Board


"I am a Christian. My mind is closed to falsehood. A falsehood is anything that contridicts my belief. If you show me where in the Bible it says evolution occured I will become an evolutionist. That is the only way I will ever become one."
- 1SuprJesusFreak, Kyle Givler Teens' Board


"You see Gothic, you have committed idolatry, you have painted this picture in your mind that God is loving kind."
- HOTTEST DIGGEDY DOG EVER, Kyle Givler Teens' Board


"Man has come up with this model that states the sun is the center of our soloar system. It has also stated that all of the planets revolve around that sun. How do we know, CONCLUSIVELY, that this is true? I know that's what we have accepted, but what if the earth REALLY IS the center of the universe?"
- ddlewis86, RaptureReady


"Chimps know they are ugly and just accept it... Many representatives of the mammal realm are quite pleasing to look at, including man. The apes on the other hand just didn't get a lot of what it takes to look beautiful.......ugly as an ape is fairly accurate."
- frank, CreationvsEvolution@groups.msn.com


"What in the world is a woman doing on the pulpit search committee? Why is it not the men who are deciding. Since when did God give that kind of authority over to the women?"
- Gunther, BaptistBoard


*** 'Silliness in Sexism' Prize ***

"is it right for men to post in forums moderated by women? isn't this an example a of lady having authority over a man? how about in a christian forum? should a christian lady exercise authoiry over her brothers in this way?"
- timothy 1769, BaptistBoard


"i don't know, maybe there shouldn't be any female managers, along with all the other things you described. at this point i personally wouldn't take a job under the direct authority of a female manager."
- timothy 1769, BaptistBoard


"good point. should i move?"
- timothy 1769, BaptistBoard, replying to 'What if your mayor is female?'


"from my current understanding of scripture, i think a woman is wrong to be a policeman, since obviously that involves exercising authority over men."
- timothy 1769, BaptistBoard


"i do not believe that god willy nilly overrides the principle of female subjection and i wouldn't accept a lady's word for it without irrefutable supernatural confirmation..."
- timothy 1769, BaptistBoard


"I have to admit I have zero tolerance for Barney and when someone in a Barney Suit at a local mall got beaten up by a crazed parent I wasn't very sympathetic..."
- Bruised Lily, Christianity.com Forums


"Teletubbies are the work of satan. There is no parental guidence on that show and it is true about the upside down traingle. The triangle itself is an occult symbol representing the 3 basic elements of witchcraft 'earth, wind and fire.' The upside down traingle is also a voodoo sex symbol as well as now being a gay pride symbol."
- Jason, Christianity.com Forums


"Stormhawke, you can believe as you wish, but that web-site exposes the works of satan. Those symbols were not put there by coincidence. They have occultic meanings and those who put them in, knew what they were doing."
- Jason, Christianity.com Forums


"The reason why the devil aims so hard at children is because they are very vulnerable since they don't know these things."
- Jason, Christianity.com Forums


"... of course a toddler isn't going to know what these symbols mean. These symbols are of the occult and serve a purpose for being there. No-one put them there just to make things look good and whoever put these there, knew what they were doing."
- Jason, Christianity.com Forums


*** Tinfoil Hat Prize ***

"I often log onto that site to do research myself. There are links to expose the works of satan such as Harry Potter, Pokemon, Veggie Tales, Role playing games,etc."
- Jason, Christianity.com Forums


"Why would a former witch and satanist(steven Dollins) mention this as well as expose Harry Potter, pokemon, Video games such as Blood Omen:Legacy of Kain, Final Fantasy4, Hexam, Doom and Quake."
- Jason, Christianity.com Forums


"Many christians are blinded to the devices of satan. I was too, but God has opened my eyes and now I know the truth about many things and how it's associated with the occult. The devil doesn't want people to know his devices and has tryed to stop me from exposing him through persicution, but I will not allow that to stop me."
- Jason, Christianity.com Forums


"... the Lord has taught me to be able to discern and has given me knowledge about these type of things. Those at these kind of sites are annointed by God, and wouldn't just make this all up."
- Jason, Christianity.com Forums


"Also, you should ask The Holy Spirit to give you discernmemt about the Veggie Tales and other stuff as well. If you really are seeking the truth, The Holy Spirit will reveal it to you."
- Jason, Christianity.com Forums


"I used to be ignorant of satan's subtle and hidden devices, but God has opened my eyes to so much. God has revealed to me about these holidays [Christmas, Easter] having occult origins. I no longer get engaged in these holidays now that I know the truth about them."
- Jason, Christianity.com Forums


"I am getting annoyed over the fact that satan send his agents to this christian forum to devour the truth and make anyone who stands up for truth, look like fools. They persicute us on these forums and try to make us look like idiots."
- Jason, Christianity.com Forums


"I had a dream where there was this little girl... I felt fear for some reason and all of a sudden her neck snapped. Then a deep voice from all angles said, 'And this proves the existance of god'. It freaked me out quite a bit. I've had things happen to me throughout my life that confirm my beliefs in a higher conciousness."
- MrMojoRisin, Totse.com Community


"why does the universe bother to exist, or why it came into existance? We all know how.Conclusively show me that without the existance of God and I'll believe that there isn't one."
- Doofnoil2, Totse.com Community


"The 'therory' of evolution is so full of holes it has to constantly revised and changed, it is based on the teaching and 'scientific' ravings of a man even evolutionist dont believe any more. That would be equivilent to a Christian saying, I am a Christian, but I dont believe in Christ."
- jester461, Totse.com Community


"I am not the one that has based my beliefs on the writtings of a madman, you and your people are the one that made him' the Father of Evolution' not me. To me he is the father of one of the biggest travesties of history. And again yes he stole his ideas, and took credit for them..."
- jester461, Totse.com Community


"The therory of evolution IS based on Darwins written therories, and yes motive is ALWAYS a factor when someone says or writes some... If you hate God and you set out to prove he doesn't exist, yes your motives color you findings. For you to say other wise is a feeble attempt at getting away of the facts."
- jester461, Totse.com Community


"Darwin, was the same, his beliefs and writting were also clouded by his beliefs , in his sick mind and his intense hatred for God, and yes he had a intense hatred for God stated by him,both publicly and in writting, and it makes no sense to hate something that doesnt exist, so he must have known God existed."
- jester461, Totse.com Community


"He didn't provide a 'mechanism' for anything, he hated God, and he set out to dis prove God... He stole ideas from others and twisted them into a therory that has no scienticfic proof, and is just another branch of religion, weither you worship tree elves, God, the starts or the big bang..."
- jester461, Totse.com Community


"You can do your drugs and cheat people and lie and steal and kill,(not you personnely) and do what ever you like because we are only a product of an accident, with no future. Dis-belief in God is a perfect compliment to a Hedonistic lifestyle, and you will grasp at any proof to keep God and morality away.It makes perfect sense."
- jester461, Totse.com Community


"This belief fits in with your lifestyle so you cling to it at all cost, even if it means ignoring evidence and ideas that conflict."
- jester461, Totse.com Community


"Please stop using 'technical' terms to make your agruement sound convincing, its not. It is not porportionial in anyway."
- jester461, Totse.com Community


"I think you mean erroneous thinking, not fallacious, (stop using big words you dont know what they mean)..."
- jester461, Totse.com Community


"... fallacies are based the the latin base of 'deciet'. Erroroneous is based on mistakes. The problem is that you dont know which big words are interchangable and are using them to impress instead of educate, thats the problem"
- jester461, Totse.com Community


"... you have not done any scientific investigation yourself, you have chosen to believe in the priests and the prophets of evolution, that are constantly proving themselves wrong but keep trying to prove the same therory. If there was proof, it wouldnt be a therory..."
- jester461, Totse.com Community


"If you actully believe the theory is close to the facts, tell me, is it monkeys, rats, or 'sea apes',( yes people, 'sea apes' are the latest creatures now being proposed [as our ancestors] because of the problems with the therory)."
- jester461, Totse.com Community


"Do the recent studies in the Antartic prove that the release of Carbon is NOT constant, if this is true carbon dating is gone and with it most of the evolutionary dating."
- jester461, Totse.com Community


"In fact, selective breeding is proof for Creationism, not evolution, because it does not happen naturally, and it can't happen naturally. You put a donkey and a horse togehter for years and nothing will happen, but in steps a ' intelligent force' and we get a Mule, but it took that intellegent force to do it."
- jester461, Totse.com Community


"Patially true... once a theory is proven it becomes a fact, you statment [that they're never proven] is like saying there is no such thing as tomarrow, because it never comes... Chemistry is not a theory, it is the study of chemical reactions... [which] are pretty easy to prove."
- jester461, Totse.com Community


"We switched from man coming from monkeys to we are now just a common ancestor, because they were totally wrong, and now they are not even sure of that..."
- jester461, Totse.com Community


"And yes it would be nice if you could furnish a cow/shark, but we would also be happy with a trans species monkey, pig, rat, mouse, anything, take your pick , a transpecies anything."
- jester461, Totse.com Community


"I dont tell my students everything, but give them reading assignments... It is so you learn and while your at it might actually learn something else along with the subject."
- jester461, Totse.com Community


"I guess you need to go back to Popular Science magazine where the cater to the idiot mentality, maybe a copy of '"Science of Dummies'..."
- jester461, Totse.com Community


"Your problem, which also explains the way you believe, is that you have never done any indepth, and I mean really indepth research into the subject..."
- jester461, Totse.com Community, busting irony meters around the world


"When we got to the [Mexican] border, it was raining and really gloomy outside. I prayed for some sunshine for the duration of my stay in my mom's hometown. When we finally did get there, it was sunny and the sky was blue with only a few clouds. It stayed that way until the day I left. That morning, it began to rain and the sky became cloudy again. There isn't any rational explanation I can offer as to why this happened, but it did happen."
- XtrueOloveX, Internet Infidels


"Prove to me that He does not exist. Use all of your college education, mathematics and resources to prove to me that He is not there. But, no logic! Only facts! Bare, undisputable facts."
- Readthe book, Christianity.com Forums


[In reply to 'So you want a theocracy?'] "YES! and a monarchy, too, with Jesus as King! Personally, I don't give a rip about our constitution, equal wealth distribution, civil rights, equal rights, etc. All I care about is Jesus. This life isn't about us; it's about glorifying God, and how someone feels about his/her place in our society doesn't interest me."
- tim3, Christianity.com Forums


"Ah yes, Internet Christian bashing. All too common. What a joke of a website, I think the KKK has a less hypocritical and ignorant one."
- Human_Fighter, Anime Academy, commenting on the Internet Infidels website


"Excuse the Hebrews for not going to the local O.B.G.Y.N [before pegging a woman as an adulteress]. The Philistines didn't even require a test. All that was needed was a mere testimony of one person against a women for punishment to be served. Blame this on man, not a man."
- Human_Fighter, Anime Academy


"Hovind has his facts straight! & he is a master at showing just how rediculous Evolution theory really is; it is amazing how absurd it really is once a person learns to think for themselves."
- obediah001, ChristianForums


"WOW!! Hovind is decimating the evolutionists again! Stunning it is the intelectual dishonesty of these folks. Evolution is a total fraud, unquestionably!!!!"
- obediah001, ChristianForums


"You sir are simply running from the Truth; Evolution is simply your convenient excuse to deny God. Your attacks & choice to believe the imposible over the Truth proves it so."
- obediah001, ChristianForums


"I was under the impression that they were both likely in Hell. It's not like Gandhi was perfect anyway."
- Elric, BlizzForums, commenting on the eternal fate of Hitler and the unfortunate Hindu activist


"I've said it once and I'll say it again. The answer to low self-esteem isn't high self-esteem. The answer to low self-esteem is no self-esteem. My value is in Christ, not in myself. Apart from Him, I'm nothing."
- RightIdea, TheologyWeb


"I'm wondering what power satan has on earth. I know he and his crew have power to 'possess'... I'm thinking though, that satanic power does not include direct manipulations in the physical realm. For instance, causing storms."
- FatherApe, ChristianForums


"What are you talking about? don't you know that Satan is alive an well in our world. It doesn't take much to see that, just go to your local porn shop."
- Christian Guy, ChristianForums


"I believe that President Bush relys on faith in Jesus to protect America from such an attack."
- repentandbelieve, ChristianForums


"Rather [sic] or not all diseases would be eradicated if people knew and believed the truth about Satan I do not know. I believe that it is possible. However, this I am sure of, that a huge, significant percentage of the diseases people suffer from today would not exist. "
- repentandbelieve, ChristianForums


"I have a very hard time understanding why there is such a mess about... the pledge of Allegiance. Could it be that we just need to take action and tell the 14% [non-believers] to sit down and shut up?"
- lucky_topher, ChristianForums


"The Bible doesn't say what happens to babies who die, whether born or unborn.... the fate of dead babies is not your concern. All we know is that God will act justly towards them."
- Socrates, TheologyWeb


*** Post of the Month for September 2003 ***

"I don't get it - he killed a baby killer. So? Why is everybody so upset with him?"
- seer, TheologyWeb, on Paul Hill's execution for the murder of an abortion doc


"Would you kill a Nazi guard as he was about to murder a group of jewish children?"
- seer, TheologyWeb


"But it's ok to kill millions of innocent unborn humans in the womb! Yep - your outage is well placed!"
- seer, TheologyWeb


"Did I violate some secret liberal political correctness code?"
- seer, TheologyWeb


"Who gives a rip about your respect? The fact that my little silly question cause such outrage, while the killing of millions of innocent unborn causes no such rage in the secular world just proves my point. You guys are morally sick..."
- seer, TheologyWeb


"... he was in no way blasphemous, you're just using that word to make this sound like a terrible thing he did. 'God have mercy on his soul' ? please just stop, you speak as if this was a deciding factor in his salvation, which he has already gained so Paul Hill was seen as perfect tonight when he walked through the gates of Heaven, into his new home."
- JoshtheExplorer, TheologyWeb


"Mr. Hill has commited a criminal act in the eyes of the law of man and will pay the ultimate price with his life -- but he feels it is worth it because there is a war against abortion and he has picked up arms. If what he has done is 'morally' wrong, then so was the Revolutionary War for it was fought over much less than the killing of innocent children."
- cbk, ChristianForums


"Aaahh, but if we saw individual #1 kill individual #2 who was about to dismember a seven-year old, would we not praise individual #1 for his actions??"
- cbk, ChristianForums


"Americans took German lives to defend English, Jewish, and Russian lives. Was this justifiable in the eyes of God? Does it require that all the soldiers repent to enter Heaven?"
- cbk, ChristianForums


"CBK, at least your here showing some reason... if abortion is murder then violence is justified, legal or not... "
- Saint Philip, ChristianForums


"I wonder if he lived in 1850 and visited the South and saved a slave from being executed for doing no wrong, what would be the view of this man? Hero to most abolitionists. Criminal to supporters of slavery and purists of law."
- cbk, ChristianForums


"However, who really knows if God did not use Hill to bring judgement upon this abortion doctor? It is documented in the Old Testament that God sometimes uses people(s) to instrument his wrath upon others."
- cbk, ChristianForums


"Granted, Hill should not have done what he did, but I am not surprised with what he did... Was he looney? No. Just different."
- cbk, ChristianForums


"Ever notice that when Daniel killed the giant that it was a gruesome event? Was this justified in the eyes of God? I mean, Daniel cut the man's head off!"
- cbk, ChristianForums


"I agree his is no martyr to me. But, I do not see him as a hypocrite. He is not against violence in general, he is against violence to those who can not defend themselves."
- cbk, ChristianForums


"Not ALL Prolifers adhere to the definition that 'Prolife means to be for life.' Some, as I do, wear the term prolife as it applies to the unborn children.... Not to criminals that deserve death for the abominable deeds in which they have commited."
- cbk, ChristianForums


"I and a large number of people support protecting the unborn and killing those who commit acts that justify execution."
- cbk, ChristianForums


"This just shows me how easily a 'Christian' can act as a pagan and do as Hill has done."
- cbk, ChristianForums


"But, it's different. The [September 11, 2001] hijackers served a false god and they were not killing in defense of innocent life."
- Saint Philip, ChristianForums


"... IMHO even though all sin is the same, murder is one of the worst..."
- Susan, ChristianForums


"What matters to God is eternity. Evil people (homsexuals, etc.) destroy souls. Killing just destroys flesh. Killing flesh to save souls is always good (spare me the kneejerk replies, stick to logic)."
- Saint Philip, ChristianForums


"TIME TO STOP THINKING AND START ACTING!!"
- AmishDude, RaptureReady


"I'm personally glad that this guy does this. His website will remain long after websites like Rapture Ready are shut down by the AntiChrist."
- glorymj, RaptureReady, commenting on FStDT!


"NO PUBLICITY IS BAD PUBLICITY is what I believe and I believe the more you give something Publicity the more you get to the Truth of what that something is."
- billiefan2000, RaptureReady


"I mean are you guys thinking... sure species change within their own kind but I wouldnt say we evolved from a rock and yes if you get to the core of the evolutionary theory thats all that junk is."
- MasterJosh, Harvest Moon Farm


"Why is rape on the rise? The Bible talks about the lust of the eyes and the lust of the flesh. And believe me, women, young or old, are asking for trouble by encouraging rapists to fulfill their lust of the eyes and lust of the flesh by baring their bodies to extremes."
- Raymond Zini, Green Bay Press-Gazette People's Forum