Right-wing Wingnut of the Year 2023 primary election blog
Continuing the primary election after the choice of religious fundie, here’s the ballot for Wingnut of the Year:
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Andrew Stiles, Washington Free Beacon - https://fstdt.com/TV66C3_X4SJRB - Washington Free Beacon Alternative Style Guide for Reporting on Issues of Controversy (ASGRIC): the 2023 edition of the Wingnut Word Redefinition Project
Mike Stone - https://fstdt.com/FTQ6LTHQL8Z_ - Whining about how difficult it is growing up as a teenage boy in todays world
GodlyPatriot - https://fstdt.com/XG2QWMWZMDF9K - Crowing about former president Trump’s wisdom
Darth_Aurelius - https://fstdt.com/5SD5DSPJM3S_D - An incel that thinks Nazi Germany was awesome
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene - https://fstdt.com/8_4QS9NN9P8_K / https://fstdt.com/FSX8VGY_$Z66H - The congresscritter that gets heckled by the right for not being right enough and fact-checked by the SPLC at the same time.
Donald Trump (1) - https://fstdt.com/X7FCX6HGQNJGB / https://fstdt.com/H4XNRGRPX9NB3 - Confused about the number of World Wars and his opponent in 2016 and proclaiming his intention to be a dictator on his first day in office, all to the backdrop of a sustained incoherent meltdown about his trials
Tyler Russell - https://fstdt.com/K75ZV4WW7$4SH - Got the “At Least He’s Honest” award for wanting a Trump Reich
Feynman and Coulter's Love Child - https://fstdt.com/GWZWGG_JRRQDJ - Thinks that, if someone deserves to be killed, they must be a communist
various commenters from gab - https://fstdt.com/JRYD2.FPNLWV6 - Not being allowed to lynch people is, supposedly, oppression
Donald Trump (2) - https://fstdt.com/7YL3N.87S8R_J - ALL CAPS SCREED ABOUT THE BORDER
V Pas and Gary E Hoff - https://fstdt.com/P7MPDHLBXC$_D - Thinks low gas prices are a worthwhile trade for a dictatorship
transnazi - https://fstdt.com/DBMN95WY4XXN3 - Trans Nazi thinks Hitler was enby
Drew Dorans - https://fstdt.com/RCC46_BL_N32K - Calls OSHA and the USDA fascist
Louisiana State Senator Stewart Cathey Jr. (R-Monroe) and Peter Rykowski - https://fstdt.com/9MPSDZ3J5LQS7 - Introduced a resolution “affirming Louisiana’s right” to determine whether a federal act is constitutional, and to “nullify” it if they think it is
Luis Miguel - https://fstdt.com/T$HL.KH8N.WV3 - Declares secession to be constitutional, even though it’s not in there and “no government ever plants within itself the framework for its own demise”
Joe Wolverton, II, J.D. - https://fstdt.com/7K4.TF6J2Z42J - Fourteenth amendment conspiracy theory about it not being legitimately ratified
Georgian Southern Nationalist - https://fstdt.com/X9W6PH47233Y6 - Wants Georgia to secede from the Union again
Bolsonaro supporters - https://fstdt.com/.RWJ4XQDWSFRD - Mob attacks the capital of Brazil, making unfounded accusations of election fraud and spreading literal shit over the place