She is in my class and gave me her number to study and get coffee after I asked her for it.
I didn't do the reading so scrambled to find the answers online, found a website with every single one for the whole class.
I never have to do the reading and just need to study the tests after I'm done with them now.
I at first thought, I better text that qt girl right away and let her know! She will think I'm a nice guy.
Then I remembered I don't help girls that I'm not fucking. So I quashed that thought and will never let her know unless she starts dating me for real.
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So you cheat on your schoolwork, thought to use your cheating as an obvious bribe mistaking that for being nice, then finished by sabotaging yourself even further turning what could have been a good opportunity to sit down and hang out talking with a girl like a normal human fucking being and cheating yourself of both the intellectual growth of honest work and emotional growth through regular human interaction.
After you scare this girl off by inviting her to coffee only when you think you have a pretext for "indebting" her to you and spending the whole time sneering at her and seething in rage that she isn't trying to exchange sexual favors for basically nothing finally snapping at how she "strung you along" by interacting with you in any way that didn't involve immediate sex making her regret ever agreeing to give you the benefit of the doubt and firmly establishing to anyone who hears about it that you're the kind of person they should avoid and then flunk your class when your internet plagiarism is discovered you will no doubt be back to bitch that you're too smart and hard working and nice to deserve all that shit and the reason bad things happen is because you're an inch too short or your chin is small or something else completely asinine and not because you went out of your way to fuck this up in the worst ways possible.
This is a complete failure to understand the entire point of school, socialization, relationships, and life in general.
OMFG.... if a girl gives you her number, she's at least interested. Even if it's a study date, she might just discover that she likes you. FFS, you flake out on a study date and then complain that you're never going to get laid. You are so fucking clueless it's not funny.
I swear, all these incels are socially retarded. I don't mean that as an insult or put-down, I mean their social skills are totally lacking. It's like they think sex-on-demand should happen to them like in Letters to Penthouse or other porn, and don't understand relationship building AT ALL.
@Lucilius: Exactly. Being incel is the whole of their identity, pathetic as that is. If they actually managed to get a date or form a relationship, they run the risk of no longer being incel (and proving that non-incels might be right), and that thought terrifies them.
How can one be proud to miss an opportunity like that?????
I mean, I was a loser at this age, and would certainly have missed the opportunity. But bragging about it? WTF?????
@Lucilius:
Yes, of course, that too. They can't maintain their "all women are shallow whores who just want Chad" belief if a girl actually expresses some interest in them.
@Glandu:
Yes, I'm still kicking myself for not picking up on social cues from a girl I was interested in, since I was a bit socially awkward and shy at the time. But I definitely would have never gone the route of, "ah, she's never going to sleep with me so what's the point in even talking to her?"
To add on what others have said before me, this girl actually gave you her number.
What was the real problem here? She wasn't being mean and said no, she wasn't being manipulative, and she seem to defy some of the dogma held by incels.
But because she didn't sleep with you, she's the bad person?
You are painfully clueless in social interaction.
Confused?
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