The "some effing stupid opinions" Award.
Clearly there are some flaws in the implementation.
This is a rather harsh statement! But I have come to realize a few things that have caused me to conclude that atheists in general (not all) have some effing stupid opinions.
Our Earth, the only one known so far to harbor real life forms like us human beings, is also the only one to harbor gravity. Without gravity we would be floating all around space. I do not think this is an accident. We were meant to habitate this earth, and also meant to stay put on this earth, which I think is the reason God implemented the use of Gravity.
All planets are in essence, suspended, in mid air. There is nothing technically holding us up. This is probably caused by magnetic poles. I do not think this is an accident. We also rotate around the sun which provides us with most of our basic needs we have become used to today.
I honestly do not understand how an atheist or non believer can believe that our existence is by chance. We are complex beings living in a compex world. A complex world that has only been explained to us by geinus scientists who have attempted to understand this complexity that surrounds us. Scientists cannot disprove God or any theory pertaining to him. They seek out to determine simple ways of how our existence came to be. EVOLUTION: A ****in flop..Sorry to who believes in this and the science mumbo jumbo that comes along with it.. we did not evolce from a single cell that developed into a million other complex cells that evenutally led us to evolve from apes. If so, I would surely expect apes to be continually evolving.
The Big Bang theory: this is an idiotic opinion and explanation of our existence. How on earth could our existence come to be from some big cosmic belch in the universe that somehow created all of this order? And besides that WHO created the first molecular cell that could cause such a belch? In our society we are generally used to the concept of architecht and constructor. We have nothing in existence that was not built. Why do people insist that our entire existence and universe is based upon a principle of no designer? That is completely idiotic, and this is why I think most atheists are effing idiots!!
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I don't understand science, therefore it's wrong. How arrogant of expectingmom7!
Maybe atheists are more accepting of scientific theories because they are based upon evidence, unlike the supposed existence of the Abrahamic deity, which can only be believed to be true if you accept the dubious accounts written in an ancient book derived by Bronze Age nomads.
Wait, only planet to harbour gravity?
I wonder why Jupiter's moons orbit Jupiter, not Earth...
Gee, I wonder what is keeping the mars rovers on mars. Could it be.... GRAVITY, YOU F*&&*^& RETARD!
Go play some Kerbal Space Program!
Oh wai, nevermind. You could never get a rocket into orbit, let alone on Duna.
@Yossarian Lives
HERP DERP PRAISE GAWD
Yeah, but on the other hand you are someone who thinks that one of the fundamental forces of the universe is restricted to Earth and that the big bang has something to do with some kind of “first molecular cell”, so why should we care about what you think?
What are false life forms? You?
Wow, this might be the stupidest thing I've read here. "the only one to harbor gravity"?
There is no "up" or "down" in space, silly.
You don't rotate around something, you orbit something. You can of course do both at the same time, but rotate means to spin around your own axis.
It's no wonder that you have a hard time imagine other people's thoughts, when you barely have any thoughts of your own.
Scientists don't care about disproving any gods, it's not their job.
There are no God theories.
Sure, we did not "evolce" from a single cell, we evolved from single-cell life-forms.
Apes, including humans, ARE continually evolving.
Scientists have been able to simulate the Big Bang in a laboratory.
You have nothing in your existence that was not built? I have plenty; mountains, trees, plants, myself, water, oxygen, etc.
Why do you insist that our entire existence and universe is based on a principle of a designer? WHO designed God?
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We have nothing in existence that was not built.
Pretty sure snowflakes aren't assembled in some factory in the sky. And rain. Rain isn't produced by some elves in the clouds. And dust bunnies. Although, truth be told, those COULD be the result of gnomes.
I'm no scientist, but even I burst out laughing at this one.
@ Swede
What are false life forms?
Ones that don't use the King James Version?
Things found in outer space:
Planets, gravity, bacteria, water, single-cell life, phenomena that defy current understanding, manmade equipment to study all of the above.
Things not in outer space:
Anything the Bible implies should be there.
"All planets are in essence, suspended, in mid air. There is nothing technically holding us up."
There is no 'Up' or 'Down' in space; tell those on the International Space Station that.
And a combination of gravitational forces keeps planets where they are within a planetary system, such as the 'Sol' one our Earth is the third planet within such. It's why the likes of NASA/JPL have been able to send space probes further out to reach the other planets to explore & study such, using their own gravitational fields to 'slingshot' such along carefully calculated trajectories, so as to save on precious & finite thruster fuel; getting more of a knowledge 'bang for their buck' as it were. Oh, and on the subjects of 'bangs'...
...Prof. Stephen Hawking says that the source of that 'cosmic belch' is Gravity .
Your 'Creator' didn't come along purely by chance, did he? No. He was purely the product of a bunch of Bronze Age goatfuckers with ideas above their stations.
And if the literal Bible is 'Truth', why have you lot been moving the goalposts ever since that literal Bible-annihilating first space probe Sputnik-1 in 1957...?
No expectoratingmom(IQ)7, you are the effing idiots.
And then expectoratingmom(IQ)7 was an inferior subhuman fairytale-belie ving moron.
Religion: this is an idiotic opinion and explanation of our existence. How on earth could our existence and all of this order come to be from some sky-pixie crapping out the earth after eating a giant burrito? And besides that WHO created the first burrito that could cause such a crap? Why do people insist that our entire existence and universe is based upon a principle a sky-pixie crapping the universe into existence? That is completely idiotic, and this is why I think most religious people are effing idiots!!
Huh? No other body but Earth has gravity? Planets are "suspended,in mid air?" Scientists can't disprove any theory pertaining to God?
I really hope you're not really an expecting mom. You haven't the brains to raise a Chia Pet, much less a child.
My god, I'm sure someone has already torn you another ass over this, but...
Gravity exists on other plants, knuckledragger.
no, not legit, i don't believe it. i've only read up to the part where she says the earth is the only planet with gravity, and i can't believe. i can't. it's unbelievable.
It's like that story about the professor who told the class that the moon is so far away from Earth and Earth's gravity that if you were on the moon, you'd be weightless.
Student: "I've seen footage of Apollo astronauts moving around on the moon. They didn't look weightless to me!"
Professor (dead serious): "Yeah, but they had heavy boots!"
All planets are in essence, suspended, in mid air
Reminds me of a Simpsons episode:
Marge: Well, I studied art, and this guy's got a real gift.
Warden: You kidding? Look (shows another painting) he painted a unicorn in outer space. I'm asking you: What's it breathing?
Homer: Air?
Warden: Ain't no air in space.
Homer: There's an air-in-space museum.
Seriously, though. I don't care how many crappy sci-fi movies you've seen, there isn't actually any air in space.
It's not up to scientists to disprove your god any more than it is up to you to disprove all the other gods anyone else has ever believed in. If you think it is, then you need to disprove the FSM exists, and the belief that he's the one that created everything. And once you've done that, you need to then disprove ALL other religious beliefs of everyone else on earth; once you've done that, you need to disprove the religious beliefs of everyone on every other populated planet. You can't disprove that all other planets are unpopulated, you know.
YOU CLAIM your god exists, it's up to YOU to PROVE he exists. And no, your ancient book isn't proof; it's the claim, not the evidence. Libraries have lots of books. Prove your book and your god are the correct one.
"Our Earth, the only one known so far to harbor real life forms like us human beings, is also the only one to harbor gravity."
FALSE. You fail science forever.
"There is nothing technically holding us up. "
Yes, there is. It's turtles all the way down. Fundies cannot disprove turtles or any theory pertaining to them. I honestly do not understand how a theist can believe that all planets are in essence, proofed into existence in mid air by an invisible sky-pixie, and that there is nothing technically holding us up. I'll bet they think it is held up by magnetic poles or something equally ridiculous. A ****in flop..Sorry to who believes in this and the religious mumbo jumbo that comes along with it.
Why do people insist that our entire existence and universe is based upon an invisible sky-pixie proofing everything into existence? That is completely idiotic, and this is why I think most theists are effing idiots!!
Not just every planet, but every moon, every star, and every comet has gravity.
They aren't "suspended, in midair". Mostly because their is no air for them to be suspended in
Even her fetus is saying, "Shut up, Mom, you're embarrassing me, and I don't even have a brain yet!"
" which I think is the reason God implemented the use of Gravity. "
You're god is pretty weak considering that gravity is the weakest of the four forces that govern the universe.
I can beat your god with a rocket and 18,000 mph.
You can't possibly think that gravity is unique to earth, can you?
She thinks atheists have stupid opinions, then claims that Earth is the only planet with gravity, there's air in space, and planets stay where they are because of magnetism. Then she goes into a bunch of anti-evolution straw men before declaring that atheists are idiots.
That sound you're hearing which sounds like rolling thunder is actually thousands of irony meters exploding all across the country.
An excellent example of Poe's Law; it seems impossible to determine whether this individual is a parody or not.
I, for one, hope she's serious. Because the hilarity of the gravity statement would be greatly diminished otherwise.
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