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I’d say this universe will only last a maximum of 1040 years. Here’s why.

First of all, the Rapture is going to happen very soon. I’m not setting a date (because the Bible says NOT to) but I’d say it will happen in a maximum of 30 years time. Why do I say this? Well, it’s all down to the fact that we ARE in the END TIMES and that the Rapture will kick off the proper end times- the Time of Jacob’s Trouble.

This time will last 7 years, and in these 7 years, the Earth and everybody and thing on the Earth at that time (more than likely about 10bn) will go through THE worse times in ALL of human history!

So, the Rapture will happen in less than 30 years and the Time of Jacob’s Trouble will last for 7. This means that Jesus’s Second Coming will more than likely happen in less than 37 years time. Then there is Jesus’s 1,000 year reign, which will happen AFTER the Rapture, Time of Jacob’s Trouble and Christ’s Second Coming. And as the name suggests, this will last for 1,000 (1 thousand, one thousand) years. Then, after a short rebellion agasit God (I’ll be writing about this in my next post), God will make all things new. He will make a new Earth and a new Universe.

And guess what? This universe will last more than 1,000 years, more than a million years, more than a billion years and even more than 1 Googleplex years– it will last FOREVER!!!!!!! And who will live in this new Universe? Every single Born Again Christian that has ever lived and that will ever live. I’d HIGHLY SUGGEST GETTING SOME FREE FIRE INSURANCE, BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!!

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