Crank Magnetism Award
It would have been shorter to list the insanities he does NOT subscribe to.
(A talk radio host's self-description)
Southern Israelite Messianic Protestant in the Louisville, Ky Area Revelationist Strict Monotheist: Semi-Arian Unitarian Coherency Theorist Flat-Earth Geocentrist Patriarchalist 5-Pointer (The Doctrines of Grace) Judaizer-Nazarene Ethics Pro-Semitic but anti-Zionist Southern National Socialist Instrumentalist (Philosophy of Science) Anti-Enlightenment Protestant Historicist Postmillennialist
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That long list reminds me of a badfic sporking I reread recently, where one of the sporking characters at one point comments on the Gary Sue: "Nearly twenty? Dear gods, he’s already a wizard/Aesir/jotun/lawyer/superhero/British Lord/owner of Stonehenge and he’s not even twenty! How is that even possible!"
Also, the Gary Sue's wand must be the most sueish artefact ever:
"Yggdrasil wood and the scales from what the man could only assume was from the infamous World Serpent, seeing as how there were no dragons anywhere near that area for several hundred years and it had come from a suspicious looking rock that caused an earthquake after he had loosened the scale itself."
Oh, this is National Socialism oldskool:
"Behold our grand theories!"
"Wait. These things don't all match up. In fact, how can you hold belief X while at th..."
*CRACK*
"Excellent shot. Now as I was saying, our theories will lead to a better era, but only if properly carried out by those with iron consti..."
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Here you go, you dropped these.
"Sold out of every Monk and Beefhead"
On the placard, it is "Sold out to every Monk and Beefhead"
But I need to hear it on a Maxell.
Ah! A "Ninja-Pirate-Zombie-Robot" frummie!
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NinjaPirateZombieRobot
@ Pharaoh Bastethotep
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....Sometimes; One may read a post that completely fills one with joy, mirth and laughs and brightens one's day with it's absolute awesomeness....Yours was THAT POST....
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....You win Girl Scout cookies....which fit the bill!
And you mentioned the above TVTropes AND "manajerks"! You know about Chris-Chan! That guy, alone, is as weird as many of the idiots quoted, here!
For those who are wondering how Mr. "Israelite" can be pro-semitic and anti-Zionist at the same time, he is probably one of those Christian Identity losers.
That being said, this is one of the most pathetic dick-waving contests of all time. Most people who give themselves that many titles are certainly overcompensating for an utter lack of real-life accomplishments.
With SpukiKitty
Rainbow Dash and Cookies chill
Lay them on the green
...just a quick picnic-themed Haiku there. :3
@Malingspann
Exactly.
(*Sings *)
'Why find my kids
They buck up and a-leave me
Darling Cheesehead
I was yards too greasy!
ooooooooOOOOOOOO
Me Ears Are Alight!
Ergo, Mondegreens . b^_^d
Confused?
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