Know what I was taught, by my conservative, Bible-believing parents?
I was taught that anyone could do anything that they wanted and excel at it, provided that they were willing to put in the time, effort and skullsweat necessary to master it. I bet they'd be surprised as hell to find out they're actually liberal hippies.
Congratulations. You represent the endpoint of a very, very long chain of base inhumanity, religious fanaticism, pride, greed, arrogance, religious heresy, bigotry and dogmatic stupidity. You've warped your own religion to justify willful ignorance, greed, and the naked lust for power and material wealth. You're an authoritarian in search of an all-powerful aristocracy to show your throat to. People just like you are already mumbling about restricting the vote to certain groups. One more step, and you're finally right back where we started--a supporter of the feudal system.
Walk proud, Schlafly. You're what American conservatism has finally mutated into.