you are forgetting that you believe that evolution created gravity (over time).
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Wow. The stupid has sunk to a new level.
And, um, dpareja, my dear, I know it's highly frustrating, but caps lock is still very bad manners.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ??!?!?
Edit : Sorry miss, but I am truly baffled.
THIS...just can't be real...
But, alas, Ray Comfort...
Some facts not known about evolution...
1. Evolution also created Chuck Norris.
2. Evolution created Stephen Hawkings, who is in reality Davros.
3. Evolution makes sugar taste good.
4. Evolution makes babies cute.
5. Evolution works through sex.
Evolution is therefore awesome! And the thing is, my statements about evolution are true...
No, gravity was created almost immediately after the Big Bang occurred. The four forces of nature (electromagnetic, strong nuclear, weak nuclear, and gravity) were all created by the Big Bang, and were unified. At the end of the Planck Era gravity split off from the other forces. This occured at 10 to the minus 43rd seconds after the Big Bang. Or, another way of saying it is that gravity became a separate force one ten million-trillion-trillion-trillionth of a second after the Big Bang.
Life on earth first developed roughly 13 billion years after that.
Since evolution can't occur until life arises, and life arose 13 billion years after gravity did, then evolution cannot have created gravity.
I know this is going to fall on deaf fundie ears, but please have some idea what you are talking about before you post.
You only make yourself look like an idiot.
It's so wrong it's not even funny that a grown man is going around spouting this kind of stuff.
He's either willfully ignorant, lying or insane.
Chuck Norris IS evolution you dumbfucks.
Evolution DOES have pre-meditated aims, really! They are the aims CHUCK NORRIS WANTS! THAT'S why the comet killed the dinosaurs; CHuck Norris had fucked their evolution up, and he didn't want anyone to know!
Now, go back to [that website] and keep the Chuck Norris jokes there.
You can walk there on water, if you want, or, you can SWIM on LAND, like Chuck Norris can!
EVOLUTION CREATED FUCKING GRAVITY!? WHAT THE FUCK. OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS A NEW LOW EVEN FOR HIM AND THE FUCKING "AN ATHEIST'S NIGHTMARE: THE BANANA!" VIDEO OH MY GOD MY HEAD'S GOING TO IMLODE AND and and and MY my EYES MY EYES MY EYEEEEES ARE GOING TO MELT OUT OF MY HEAD I'M SO SCARED THERE IS SO MUCH STUPID HERE THAT IT HURTS SO MUCH IT FEELS LIKE I'VE BEEN SHOT IN THE HEAD WITH A TWELVE GAUGE SHOTGUN THISISWORSETHANTHEREACTIONIHAVETOLOOKINGATFURRYPORNORA GOATSEMARATHONOHMYGODOHMYGODI'MSCAREDGOODBYECRUELWORLD
GRARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I think I died.
@ One Trick Pony
Yep. Along with his pal Kirk Cameron, Ray Comfort stars in numerous fundie propaganda videos in which he creates some of the most amazing strawmen ever conceived.
That banana video, of course, is a true classic bit of entertainment.
No, that's what you fundies believe us non-fundies believe.
We do not believe gravity (physics) and evolution (biology) have anything to do with each other.
I might as well say;
'You are forgetting you believe you drink jesus' urine whenever you drink anything.' to any fundie.
Turn back the time machine to when I was 7 years old, playng with some plastic dinosaurs on the living room floor... Nope. I still think you're full of shit. If you can't fool a 7-year-old, how did you survive to adulthood?
You can't tell me what I believe!
Those things have absolutely nothing in common, stupid.
One is Biology and the other is Physics.
The worst part is that when people pointed out what a ridiculous straw man he built, he responded with "evolution is convenient chameleon philosophy. You make me smile."
Like we are the ones changing evolution to suit. I swear, it is impossible for this amount of stupid to exist in one person, yet people actually take him seriously?
I am seriously concerned about the future of humanity...Has this man bred?
Another asshat fundie trying to tell the world what athiests "believe".
Can I then lie, misrepresent and just plain make up false shit about what fundies "believe" and shout it to the world too? Hey, everybody, fundies believe Jesus pulled the world out of his butt! See how stupid fundies are? Who in their right mind would believe that?
you are forgetting that you believe that your sky pixie crapped the universe out of his ass (after eating a giant burrito).
See? I can make up shit that makes you look like a fucking moron, too.
> you are forgetting that you believe that evolution created gravity (over time).
No I don't. That's as stupid as:
> you are forgetting that you believe that the universe was sneezed by the Great Green Arkleseizure.
No, I don't. Most people with even an ounce of intelligence know that evolution and gravity are two different theories.
So, are you lying for Jesus, or are you just that stupid?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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