I have only seen 3:33 in the afternoon, which started more than 20 years ago, but now I mostly see 11:11. As a matter of fact, today I accidentally opened a grammar book to page 111. Then I laughed because it's almost like a joke between me and the Lord. Still don't know what it means, but I'm guessing it has something to do with our Messiah's return to earth.
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Numerology is so retarded. People who believe numerology is effective are naive enough to beleive ANYTHING.
" As a matter of fact, today I accidentally opened a grammar book to page 111...but I'm guessing it has something to do with our Messiah's return to earth."
And 1+1+1= 3. The word "messiah" has 7 letters in it. 7x3 = 21. 2+1=3
OH MY GOD..I think I cracked the Bible code. This is the "trinity code"! I have now noticed how everything around me either directly or indirectly has something to do with the number 3. I have 3 fudge rounds left in this box. That has something to do with the number 3. I only have one box, so it is drawing my attention to the number 3 by NOT having anything to do with the number 3. I also notice how some serial numbers on products I buy have gone out of their way to not thave the number 3 on it..is it coincidence?
I also have a bag of pretzels in front of me. Something tells me that its contents can be divisible by 3, and that sum can also be divisible by 3 into infinity.
I'VE SEEN NUMBERS!!!!! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!1!! THE RAPTURE IS COMMING!!!! TAKE ME HOME JEEZUS!!!111!!!! <-- THERE IT IS AGAIN, 111!!!111!!!!111!!! ZOMG IT'S EVERYWHERE PRAYSE JEEZUS!!!!!1!1!!
Dude, it would be way cooler if you saw 4:20 all the time. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised.
So? Since I seem to keep seeing 7:48, 8:51 and 9:16 does it mean the second coming of a new Ducati motorcycle is in store for me? (If so, way cool!) Or perhaps the repetitive 3:08, 3:28, 3:55 is a cosmic sign of a new (to me) Ferarri in the garage.
If you see 6:66, that means your clock is broken.
Also, it's 4:20 all the time, somewhere on earth.
bowandarrowsparkles: So I open the book to page 111 and...and I just start laughing oh man..it's like this little inside joke between God and I
Friend: What does it mean?
bowandarrowsparkles: I don't know
What I have learned from this post:
OP sees half the debbil's number in his alarm clock. Sees some other arbitrary number as god's number (even though those numbers are based on Arabic Muslim terrorist numbers).
OP has still been reading a grammar book after 20 years of learning to tell time (explains everything!)
Jesus tells non-sensical botched jokes via alarm clock numbers and his followers don't actually get it, but we must conclude that it means Jebus is comin back!
And after reading "Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy" I noticed the number 42 a lot. Those numbers mean nothing biblically, so I have no idea what you're going on about.
But, goodbye and thanks for all the fish.
I have only seen that every number is in some way related to 5, which started more than 23 years ago, but now I mostly see that all numbers are related to 23. As a matter of fact, today I accidentally opened a grammar book to page 235. Then I laughed because it's almost like a joke between me and Eris. Still don't know what it means, but I'm guessing it has something to do with oversensitive pattern-recognition.
FIXED.
Actually I see 11:11 and 1:11 all the time, but it can mostly be chalked up to coincidence, and the fact that I look at the clock all the time, but only attribute any significance when an odd combination shows up. Chances are that you are like me in the sense that your brain is telling you that there is a pattern because the numbers that fit the pattern stand out in your head while your mind mostly ignores the 90,000 times that don't fit the pattern.
Edit:
Me seeing more ones than you = God loves me more.
Right now it's 9:12 in the morning here. That means it's time for a nice hot cup of tea, and maybe a sandwich.
What were we talking about?
@ #1072616
Oh for fucks sake, number are just that numbers and do not have any magical meaning.
Btw, here is a being much smarter than bowandarrowsparkles
If you are writing like this:
"laughed because it's almost like a joke between me and the Lord."
Then its obvious you werent ACCIDENTALLY opening up a grammer book to begin with... you obviously NEEDED to open it and learn that the proper English is :
"between the Lord and I"
LOL
It means fuckall and your Lord has a piss poor sense of humour if he laughs at shit like that. Oh, hang on, maybe he's laughing AT you, not with you.
Or he would be, if he existed.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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