[Reponse to a theistic evolutionist]
The fact that you are asking for secular evidence shows that you have been taken in by the Darwinist lies. If you were a true Christian, you would trust in the Bible by faith and not ask demonic questions that will damn you to hell. Repent, fake Christian. Lukewarm and fake Christians burn in hell, and I am warning you as a brother in Christ to avoid damnation.
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Holy Haggis, Batman!
It's a "No True Scotsman" statement!
Or maybe secular evidence is scientifically verifiable and faith is not, and your "brother" smart enough to realize that.
"demonic questions"
What's this now? There are questions that are intrinsically demonic? Does this mean that they're questions that a demon would ask, or questions that invoke demons? Do you have to ask them into a mirror three times before the demons appear? Are they still evil if you ask them rhetorically? Inquiring minds would like to know.
But seriously, the fact that a primitive concept like demons came up on a webpage called 'Evolved and Rational' is hilarious.
Do you also have the flaming sword and white teddy, Christi? You could glower and look grim and forbidding on Hollywood Blvd. in front of the Chinese Theater.
Tourists will give you money for that, specially if you pose for photos with them. You'd clean up in no time.
Ok, if you were a true Christian, you'd not be using this computer. So, be consistent, AT LEAST.
"lukewarm Christians"
NICE
"The fact that you are asking for secular evidence shows that you have been taken in by the Darwinist lies. If you were a true Christian, you would trust in the Bible by faith and not ask demonic questions that will damn you to hell. Repent, fake Christian."
When Darwin's "On the Origin of Species" was first published, it was such a massive hit that it outsold the Bible at the time. The Church of England even readily embraced it's paradigm-shifting facts. But then, even they - with their Emeritus Professors of Theology - to this day, readily admit that much of the Bible is purely fable & metaphor. As in not to be taken literally.
The Church of England is the basis of modern-day Protestant Christianity.
I love the smell of annihilated arguments in the morning. Smells like... victory.
The fact that you are asking for secular evidence shows that you have been taken in by the Darwinist lies. If you were a true Christian, you would trust in the Bible by faith and not ask demonic questions that will damn you to hell. Repent, fake Christian. Lukewarm and fake Christians burn in hell, and I am warning you as a brother in Christ to avoid damnation.
"The fact that you are asking for evidence shows that you have been taken in by the lies of Goldstein. If you were a true follower of Big Brother, you would trust his words by faith and not ask thoughtcrime questions. Repent, fake Party member. Lukewarm and fake followers of Ingsoc will receive their righteous punishment by the thoughtpolice, and I am warning you as a comrade in Big Brother to avoid this."
For more details see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nineteen_Eighty-Four
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So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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