you are a godles man. you can not survive without the love of god and jesus and thre holy ghost.
And for all the pagans, thou shalt not sufer a witch to live... this means you!
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"you are a godles man. you can not survive without the love of god and jesus and thre holy ghost."
The godless thing has been working well for me for several decades now. I'm still surviving.
"And for all the pagans, thou shalt not sufer a witch to live... this means you!"
Mighty bold talk. Are you sure you're really up to the task of killing all the pagans? It would mean turning off mommy's computer and actually leaving the house.
And my understanding is that 'witch' wasn't added until King James used it to replace 'poisoner', just like he added 'unicorn' for bull/buffalo/ox that was believed to be the original text.
So when you get done killing all of the poisoners, we'll talk.
Plus, it's tough to, "survive without the love of god and jesus and thre holy ghost" when you're planning on killing him anyway.
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you are a godles man. you can not survive without the love of god and jesus and thre holy ghost.
Ummmm, so is he surviving or are you talknig to a non holy ghost there?
And for all the pagans, thou shalt not sufer a witch to live... this means you!
Actually that passage mandates murder (usually of the woman they all hate when the well dries up or goes foul). Were you actually plausibly suggesting people should listen to a book they know to be fictitious and kill themselves?
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you are a godles man.
Yep. That's a big resounding affirmative.
you can not survive without the love of god and jesus and thre holy ghost.
Incorrect. Ever since I was born, I have survived without any imaginary love and I think I still have quite a few years ahead of me.
And for all the pagans,
I think I'm considered a "godless heathen"[tm].
thou shalt not sufer a witch to live... this means you!
I'm a witch now? I thought that not believing in hocus-pocus excluded me from that.
OK, this is probably a little to intellectual for you, but in the original Greek and Hebrew the word witch that you refer to actually trnslates to "poisoner",meaning one who poisons others out of anger or malice.
If all 'godles' men are pagans, and some pagans are witches, but no witches are 'godles' men, is Josie a dick?
Thou shalt not kill.
Love thy neighbor as yourself.
Does she mix up Wiccan with Pagan? Wiccan is kind of witchy, right?
Btw, pagans aren't "godles" at all, they have plenty of gods to choose from. Christians are almost "godles", they only have one.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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