Because most of these people do not understand, for a start there is no such thing as the "stone age" humans have been civilized from the start. Even what you class as the "stone age" humans had tool, I can show you tools which are 12,000 year old. which "primitive" man made. Hay I can show you flutes that date back to about 95,000 years ago. Tell me is this "primitive"?
These pseudo scientists come and talk a whole load of shit and claim they have made a "discoveries" and then add there own shit and make it into a philosophy. Its all the fault of scientists they remind me of the Greeks like they used to talk a hell load of bullshit too. Uncivilized swine eaters.
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I don't disagree with micro-evolution, thats a fact. But talking about humans evolved out of genetic garbage is a load of b.s.
Creationism should be taught in schools not crap about "dinosaurs" and "primitive man" and the "stone age" all this is a load of crap. The supreme reality is the Abrahamic faiths are the absolute holders of all truth written in riddles only the wise will understand. There should be a law anyone opposing this should be hanged.
Scientists have killed more people then anyone on the planet. While knowing what they are doing, science is going to be the downfall of humanity.
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Hey, at least you think the earth is more than 6000 years old. Doesn't stop you from being a dipshit, though. Scientists thoroughly examine reality, not a book. They question things, unlike you, and realize that not everything is as it seems to be on the surface. Your'e just putting your fingers in your ears and going 'la la la'. Scientists only kill stupidity, and you propose murder for those not in your kool-aid summer camp.
Yes, a Kent Hovind Muslim! Damn!
A couple of minor points, though, Muslim.
If you took your nose out of your holy books, and your head out of your ass, and actually read and studied some science, you wouldn't sound so batshit crazy fucktarded to the rational world.
My last point is in regards to your last two sentences. Change Scientists to Religious Fanatics, and science to religion, and you will have made a true statement.
As those two sentences now stand, they fit in well with my bat-shit insanely fucktarded hypothesis.
You can shove your head back up your ass now!
"Because most of these people do not understand, for a start there is no such thing as the "stone age"
No, there was an era when humans relied on tools they made from stone. There is plenty of evidence for a stone age.
"humans have been civilized from the start."
No. Please try to keep up with the class.
"Even what you class as the "stone age" humans had tool, I can show you tools which are 12,000 year old. which "primitive" man made."
Uh, huh. Sure you can.
"Hay I can show you flutes that date back to about 95,000 years ago. Tell me is this "primitive"?"
I can't tell you that is primitive. I can tell you it is a lie and I think you know it's a lie. Go ahead, show us that flute and the documentation that shows it to be 95,000 years old. Yeah, I thought so.
"These pseudo scientists come and talk a whole load of shit and claim they have made a "discoveries" and then add there own shit and make it into a philosophy."
With your assertion of a 95,000 y/o human-made flute I think you're the last person to be calling anyone else a "pseudo-scientist."
"Its all the fault of scientists they remind me of the Greeks like they used to talk a hell load of bullshit too."
Riiiiight. Bullshit like democracy, huh?
"Uncivilized swine eaters."
No, actually the ancient Greeks were one of the most advanced civilizations of their time, the very definition of "classical civilization."
I eat pork. Are you calling me uncivilized?
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"I don't disagree with micro-evolution, thats a fact. But talking about humans evolved out of genetic garbage is a load of b.s."
We don't claim humans evolved from garbage. Life on earth evolved. Earlier species lost out to species better adapted to the conditions in which they evolved. Earlier species were not garbage, they were just less well adapted than some other species trying to fill the same environmental niche.
"Creationism should be taught in schools not crap about "dinosaurs" and "primitive man" and the "stone age" all this is a load of crap."
Well, the "crap" happens to have essentially all the supporting evidence backing it and creationism has essentially zero evidence backing it, so I think we should not teach the creationist's fairy tale.
"The supreme reality is the Abrahamic faiths are the absolute holders of all truth written in riddles only the wise will understand."
First, may I point out that Xians are Abrahamic and many are swine eaters.
Second, I assert that only the deluded and/or the moronic think that religion is a path to eternal life or enlightenment.
"There should be a law anyone opposing this should be hanged."
Nah, I don't think so.
"Scientists have killed more people then anyone on the planet. While knowing what they are doing, science is going to be the downfall of humanity."
Practice what you preach, asshat. From now on, whenever you get sick, eschew every last treatment or comfort even remotely related to scientific endeavor. Also, don't use electicity, anything petroleum-powered, anything dyed with artificial dyes, and eat no food created by selective breeding or transported by any method more advanced than a donkey cart.
"Because most of these people do not understand, for a start there is no such thing as the "stone age"
Of course there is. It's the period of time that, get this, humans began using stone tools . What exactly did you think it was?
"humans have been civilized from the start."
Yes, they have. By the very definition of civilization humans have been civilized since the beginning of civilization . Though I think you mean since the beginning of humanity. In which case you'd be wrong.
"Even what you class as the "stone age" humans had tool, I can show you tools which are 12,000 year old."
Obviously you can show tools from the stone age. That's why it's called the stone age you moron. I suppose you can also show me bronze tools from the Bronze Age, right?
"Hay I can show you flutes that date back to about 95,000 years ago."
Go for it. As near as I can tell flutes date back about 37,000 years or so. With a possible flute dating to 50,000 years ago. Even with that one you'd still be quite a few millennia shy of your claim.
"Its all the fault of scientists they remind me of the Greeks like they used to talk a hell load of bullshit too. Uncivilized swine eaters."
I guess it's not surprising that someone with such a gross misunderstanding of the way science works would despise the ancient Greek's contributions to science and technology. It must appear to you that they started the whole problem that snowballed into modern science.
"I don't disagree with micro-evolution, thats a fact. But talking about humans evolved out of genetic garbage is a load of b.s."
Show clearly and definitively where the line is between micro-evolution and macro-evolution and why a huge number of small mutations along with environmental pressures couldn't lead to humans, or any other form of life.
"Creationism should be taught in schools not crap about "dinosaurs" and "primitive man" and the "stone age" all this is a load of crap."
When creationism follows the standard scientific method and produces replicable results from experiments and doesn't claim "goddidit" as an answer, then you might have a chance.
"The supreme reality is the Abrahamic faiths are the absolute holders of all truth written in riddles only the wise will understand. There should be a law anyone opposing this should be hanged."
Now then, which Abrahamic religion and which version of that religion is the one that should be in charge? Because, well, they don't exactly agree with each other on most things. For your sake I hope it's the one you follow, otherwise you'll be swinging at the gallows with the rest of us heathens.
"Scientists have killed more people then anyone on the planet."
I disagree. I say religion has killed more people. It's been around a hell of a lot longer and most of the early religions were none too pleasant.
"While knowing what they are doing, science is going to be the downfall of humanity."
Please live the next ten years on a deserted island with none of the modern conveniencies provided by science. Then tell me this.
I can see where he's coming from on the "Scientists have killed more people than anyone on the planet" comment. After all, it was a group of dedicated scientists who developed the atomic bomb. Of course, he's still wrong, since scientists didn't drop the bomb, and even if they had, various religious wars have still killed many more people altogether than Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Idiot, get your numbers right.
As far as I know, the only flutes known to exist 95,000 years ago were skin flutes. Now as to whether or not the stone age woman knew how to play it or not is unknown at the present time.
Muslim, you are in serious need of some anger management. It would also be good for you to take up a hobby of some sort, provided it doesn't include harming others. You seem to be brimming with historical inaccuracies, delusions, a persecution complex and un-channeled hatred, while exhibiting misanthropic views about perceived crimes committed by 'scientists', a term you throw around like a dirty word. For someone who seems to think he has a good relationship with his 'creator' you don't seem to have a lot of faith in him, for you seem unhappy. This doesn't surprise me since you seem to have at least made an attempt to make sense of the world and it's incompatibility with your bible. If you can see beyond the anger in your eyes maybe you'll figure it out one day before your belief system completely breaks you down.
As far as your "Scientists have killed more people then anyone on the planet" surely you know how absurd that is. You have, no doubt studied human history in some form or another, no? The numerous crusades and subsequent witch-hunts killed millions. Please give your audience more credit then you have been.
Now please, get yourself some help.
This is a fantastic piece of literary fundamentalism and storytelling.
It begins with a conflict which is more or less tame by FSTDT standards, builds up with increasing fundamentalism, hits a fundy climax, and ends with a resolution and declining action.
In spite of its commitment to narrative style, I give Muslim's essay and F for content.
I can show you tools which are 12,000 year old.
I wonder how old Muslim the Tool is?
Oh, whatever. Take on blind faith the existance of [insert deity of your choice], but when it comes to the existance of dinosaurs and the proof of that existance found all over the world...
Sure. *That's* the myth.
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Uncivilized swine eaters.
Since I have already porked these threads quite a bit, how about some more bacon?
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