When I am commanded by leaders such as Rev. Falwell, or Rev. Robertson, or Rev. Graham, I will do nothing but obey. I am a follower of the Greatest and most Honorable man alive, President George W. Bush. I can't tell you, hf-for life, how thankful I am to be alive in this greatest and heroic era defined by such a Champion. I thank Jesus Christ for it everyday.
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Must be hard to type with your head so far up everybody's ass. If you think that these folks, are the epitome of honour and greatness, then your insides must be made from the twisted, rotting, vines of self-deceit and eternal blindness. I'm a loving, pious mother-fucking servant of god compared to lying scumbags like robertson and bush. To accept and love without condition people that have proven their abilities to exploit third world countries for profit shows just how far removed from reality you really are. If you love being commanded by leaders so much, volunteer for ditch patrol in Kirkuk. Mindless fucking drone.
<<< When I am commanded by leaders such as Rev. Falwell, or Rev. Robertson, or Rev. Graham, I will do nothing but obey. >>>
That is the scariest thing I've read today, including about 50 other posts on this board.
<<< I am a follower of the Greatest and most Honorable man alive, President George W. Bush. >>>
And that's the second scariest.
Put down the pills...
Step away from the pills...
What the fuck does this idiot do if Falwell, Robertson, Graham, and shrub ever disagree on something?
Out of the four people mentioned above, only Graham (by whom I assume he means Billy and not his idiot son Franklin) is even remotely honorable. Doesn't mean I like what he has to say, but he's at least a good man.
But...but....but Falwell, Robertson, Grahm, and Bush have proclaimed contrary things! Which one do you follow then...?
I am a follower of the Greatest and most Honorable man alive, President George W. Bush.
O RLY? According to your Bible you're going to hell for worshiping someone who isn't God. HAHA!
The 1930's version of this statement:
"When I am commanded by leaders such as Himmler, and Goebbels, I will do nothing but obey. I am a follower of the Greatest and most Honorable man alive, Chancellor Adolf Hitler. I can't tell you, hf-for life, how thankful I am to be alive in this greatest and heroic era defined by such a Champion. I thank Jesus Christ for it everyday."
I can't believe people like this still exist. "Bush is King! Bush is God! Bush is the bestest president ever! I'd sell my soul for Bush! I wish I could have is child, even though I'm a guy! I wish I could surgically attach my lips to his ass!"
Sound's like someone forgot the 2nd Commandment
1) Falwell was a homophobic asshole who had the immaturity to attack a cartoon character as gay
2) Robertson is a lying POS (ie. leg pressed 2000 lbs.) who's completely out of touch with reality
3) Graham hasn't been relevant in 20 years nor alive for the past ten.
Great leaders you've got there, Black Light.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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