[On why vaccines which prevent cervical cancer is a bad idea]
I'm all for preventing disease, but I also think it is my duty as a Christian to stand against anything that facilitates sin - and such wholesale vaccinations as mentioned here are nothing but preparatory exercises to accomodate bad decisions. And sex outside of marriage presents a bigger problem - a longer lasting problem - than cervical cancer.
As medicine continues to trim away the checks our creator placed on our behavior, it's important for those of us in the Christian faith to remind the world that there is still a very good reason for abstaining from sin - whether or not all the consequences remain in play.
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Why are there more cases of teenage pregnancies in the Bible-thumping, fire-and-brimstone preaching South than anywhere else in the U.S.? If religion isn't going to keep them from having sex, this vaccine certainly isn't going to be an encouragement for them to have sex.
So it's impossible to get cervical cancer unless you have sex?
Unfortunately, you can get it without sex - since there are several kinds of cervical cancer. The one this vaccine aims at is the one caused by the Human Papilloma Virus, which is a STD. The vaccine won't stop you from getting metastasis from a lung cancer, though.
Hope that helps, but take with a grain of salt since I'm no oncologist
Grey Wolf
Vaccines are stronger than the power of god? That's not much of a god. I was thinking the same thing. Still, being vaccinated sounds easier than having sex in an iron chariot.
The really sad result of this kind of group-dumb is that many young women, through no fault of their own, will suffer in the future from a horrible disease that could have been prevented. And why do these idiots think only extramarital intercourse is likely to result in the spread of HPV? Unlike AIDS, you don't need penetration to catch HPV, just close genital contact, something many fundie teens seem to think is still equivalent to 'saving your virginity for marriage'.
And of course, there's always the chance your perfectly fundielegal husband had premarital sex, or was married before, or will have an extramarital affair.
Fuck you. I had to go through a hellish 4 months when they thought I HAD cervical cancer, at the ripe old age of 21. Do you know what those tests are like? Ever had to wait until the doctor left the room so you could curl up on the floor and vomit? Ever feel like your insides were being very, very slowly pulled out and all you could do was lie there and cry and hold the nurses's hand?
Anything that anyone can do to prevent that is fucking fabulous by me, you stupid motherfucker.
I bet you're a male and don't even fucking HAVE a cervix, asshole.
(Sorry, touchy subject)
Which sin?, raping a woman?, men being unfaithfull?, OR JUST THE FACT THAT A VACCINE DOESN´T MEAN THAT THE WOMAN IS GOING TO HAVE SEX?. Besides, sex outside marriage is to PREVENT POSSIBLE CONSEQUENCES, not consequences to prevent sex outside marriage.
Hmm, yeah, thanks. I'll let my husband, who gave me HPV, know that.
Another conversation in heaven:
Gabriel: ... so no sex outside of marriage, that's what it will boil down to?
God: You got it. Sex in a marriage is my most holy of creations. Sex outside of marriage is abomination.
Gabriel: Got it.... uh, wait a minute. I see a problem here. We didn't code humans to want sex only inside marriage - we seem to have made them so that they'll be attracted to each other regardless of marriage.
God: That's what hell is for. Anyone who can't overcome the animalistic urges I gave them will go to hell.
Gabriel: ... sure, okay. Now, about these STDs you've invented....
God: A disincentive to have sex outside of marriage.
Gabriel: Yeah, I got that part. What I don't get is that the Future-Viewer shows that humans will eventually create cures and even vaccines for these STDs you've created.
God: For which the creators will go to hell. Because they're defying my will.
Gabriel: Yeah, but... okay, how about just denying humans the vaccines and cures in the first place? Can't you do that?
God: I don't choose to do so. I'd rather they just go to hell.
Gabriel: Isn't this going to screw with our Worship quotas?
God: More people that will just go to hell. I hate them all anyway.
Gabriel: ...uh, all of them?
God: Yep, all of them.
Gabriel: ... and you're creating them anyway because...?
God: You wanna go to hell, Gabriel?
Yay! Let's punish women for having cervices!
I hope this person, or someone close to them if they're a man, gets cervical cancer. And yes, it can happen to "good" women through things like rape, their husbands' premarital experiences, or their husband being unfaithful.
Listen up, you slime, you can get HPV from touching someone.
No one is going to see this as a license to have sex. ONLY the religious see this as a bad idea.
Now shut the fuck up leave the rest of us alone. You are a monster.
@Malott
I think it is my duty as a Christian to stick my nose in other people's business.
Fixed.
18th Century Fundie Thinking: God wants to punish sin, so he sends lightning to kill the sinners. But his will is easily thwarted by scientists, who are smarter than God and cook up lightning rods. Therefore, we should give poor, dumb God a break and not use lightning rods.
21st Century Fundie Thinking: God wants to punish sin, so he sends venereal diseases to attack the sinners. But his will is easily thwarted by scientists, who are smarter than God and cook up vaccines. Therefore, we should give poor, dumb God a break and not use vaccines.
In the 18th century, the fundies who refused to use lightning rods got burned to a crisp while the local whorehouse with the lightning rod survived. In the 21st century, the fundies who refuse to use vaccines will die of cervical cancer while the local whores with the vaccine survive.
Moral: God punishes stupidity , not sin.
Easy to say when you're not the one at risk.
@Kelian
Oh my God...I'm so sorry you had to endure any one part of that, let alone the whole rigamrole...and I'm astounded that nurse was allowed to do anything more than pass out Aspirins...that was positively apalling.
That's it, when I land a job with medical coverage (or make enough to pay for my own), I am going to look into getting this vaccination. Not only for my own peace of mind, but to piss off these people so bad they get closer to dying of stress-related heart attacks.
@ Kelian: The excuse for a nurse....I want to hunt her down and beat her with a baseball bat. It's a shame she insulted not only you but your kid in the process as well. And I'm glad you survived that three-ring circus.
Here in the UK the plan is to vaccinate girls prior to puberty (at ages 11-12). Apart from the usual small handful of religious nuts, no-one disagrees with this.
It seems there are two vaccines available. One protects against HPV, the other against both HPV and the virus which causes genital warts. The second costs about 15% more than the first.
Guess which vaccine our wonderful government has decided to buy?
People are going to have sex, whether they've had the HPV vaccine or not, so why not give the vaccine?
What's "longer lasting" than a deadly disease? I had sex outside of marriage with my now husband for about ten years before we married. Where's the big and long-lasting problem in that? Oh, you mean Hades? Avici? Naraka? Or Gehenna?
Honey, if YOU want to abstain from this arbitrary "sin" thing; go ahead. But let other people manage their lives their way! OK?
Remember to never cut your hair and beard, and not to wear clothes of mixed fabrics, as well. Or are there only SOME sins that one ought to abstain from? Which? Why?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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