Hope you guys wake up tonight with the most hidious looking demon in the pack lying next to you grinning. Hope you wee wee in your pants too
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Hope you guys wake up tonight with the most hidious looking demon in the pack lying next to you grinning.
Yea, it'd be worth asking him what's so funny?
Hope you wee wee in your pants too
Now that's not nice, destiny. In fact I think it's right about time for your medication.
That actually happened to me.
Who knew they had female demons?
And that they were incredibly hot?
Yeah, yeah, been there, done that, finally gave up drinking. Also woke up with a couple chewed off demon arms under my head.
@CousinTed: You just won the internet.
Although I doubt he's married, considering he doesn't even sound old enough to be out of elementary school yet.
How the hell would I wind up in bed with Ann Coulter, exactly?
Matter of fact, I can almost see it. Enough drugs, and a reeeaaaallllyyy heavy pair of shades.
Psssh. I woke up spooning the nastiest, meanest demon you ever saw.
And from that day on, I decided, no more last call tequila shooters.
"Hope you guys wake up tonight with the most hidious looking demon in the pack lying next to you grinning."
Oh, indeed:
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How will I possibly stand such a hideous sight before me: a tall, statuesque, curvaceous (with measurements - especially those! - which defy all known dimensional mathematics), exotically caramel-skinned & silver-haired uber-MILF, hotter than the Big Bang itself, with those eyes burning into my soul, painted-lipped smile suggesting she could take me to Hell and back an infinite number of times - and all before breakfast (and of course, as far as she's concerned, I am breakfast; as far as I'm concerned, she would be dessert!). A hot female in her early-mid-40s with skin like an 18 year-old's, and powers comparable to those of God himself...?!
"Hope you wee wee in your pants too"
I'm gonna need to change my underpants, sure - but not for that reason...!
X3 :9
@Anon2
I'll see your devilishly sexy demonette, and raise you (and something else! XP) cosplayers of the Demon Sisters - Scanty & Kneesocks - from the anime series "Panty & Stocking (with Garterbelt)":
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'RL' Scanty & Kneesocks, looking as hot as that - especially in those lethal heels...?:
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Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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