[Also I am going to fucking stab the next person who calls natural selection random. If I have 100 mice, 50 white and 50 black, and I decide to kill off a white mouse every month and never touch the black ones, is it random chaos when in 10 years 95% of the mice are black?]
Start stabbing then. Take Zebras. If they all know that lions are killing them, why can't they just evolve wings and fly off when being chased?
Color isn't so much evolution. Black people are darker skinned than those who aren't in the sun all day.
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I'm going to fucking stab the next person who criticizes evolution without understanding it.
I mean, if you don't want to believe in it, fine. Stupid, but fine. But don't just make up your own absurd shit and then use it to demonstrate why evolution is absurd.
I'm going to set up a cutlery shop as it seems like there may be a lot of stabbing going on soon.
Color is absolutely evidence of evolution and to say that it's not only shows that one doesn't understand the ToE.
Lifeforms don't decide to evolve, dumbass. Zebras can't decide to evolve wings and the ToE doesn't come anywhere near saying that they can.
Take Zebras. If they all know that lions are killing them, why can't they just evolve wings and fly off when being chased?
If wings would be such an advantage, why didn't God make them with wings?
You can't disprove evolution by asking why it didn't do something - the same argument can be used against creation, too. In fact, design defects are one of the strongest arguments for evolution.
This quote is obviously misinterpreted. The brackets are someone else who kidnet is quoting, then responding to the statement outside of the brackets. Fundies may make fools of themselves once in a while, but it looks to me more like people take everything they say as religious zealotry.
[This quote is obviously misinterpreted. The brackets are someone else who kidnet is quoting, then responding to the statement outside of the brackets. Fundies may make fools of themselves once in a while, but it looks to me more like people take everything they say as religious zealotry.]
Thanks for explaining that, no one on FSTDT has ever seen brackets before. Are you really that fucking dumb? THe quote is not here because of the content of the brackets its because some dip shit thinks evolution makes zebras fly, and the sun is what makes black people.
"Take Zebras. If they all know that lions are killing them, why can't they just evolve wings and fly off when being chased?"
They know it won't do any good because the lions will also evolve wings and continue to chase them.
"Black people are darker skinned than those who aren't in the sun all day."
So if we lock a black person in a dungeon he will turn white?
Mister Spak - A sickly grayish shade, actually, if locked away for a very long time. Lack of sun exposure over prolonged periods does change your skin color, though not permanently. Similar to how caucasians become deathly white and lose the peach-pink complexion.
take Zebras. If they all know that lions are killing them, why can't they just evolve wings and fly off when being chased?
PEGASI!
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"Black people are darker skinned than those who aren't in the sun all day."
Oddly enough, if I'm in the sun all day, I turn bright red, not black.
Am I doing something wrong?
Ma and me always enjoyed a-talkin' 'bout the Good O' Days when we useta stab things. She useta sit out in the sun and git so dark. It's bin a year now since she passed away. Things ain't bin the same since then and the freeway went through and took away all the folks from Back East a-visitin'.
"We lost Davie in the Korean War,
Don't know what for,
Don't matter anymore."
OH MY GOD THERE IT GOES! CATCH IT! CATCH IT!
Oh my, there goes the point, right over your head!
Missing the point that natural selection is Food sources, climate, natural predators, competition for food or enviroment (natural factors)
Capturing large populations and favoring a type is Eugenics, a forced favoring. In the wild the white/black populayions will go through their regular( still kinda random ) variations
My family has spent many generations in the sun (farmers) and are as whitebread as they come
Does the name "kidnet" refer to your mental age?
(If so, "babynet" would perhaps be more appropriate.)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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