The teachers who are teaching your children are not necessarily nice, wonderful servants of the community. They are activists supporting ... values [such as] affirmative action, ERA [the Equal Rights Amendment (as in, equal rights for women)], gun control, sex education, illegal teachers' strikes, nuclear freeze, federal funding for abortions ... decriminalization of marijuana.
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ohnoes! Equal rights for women!? Srrrsly?! AND Sex education!? Surely not! We cant have adolescents knowing about sex! That means they'll HAVE sex... with protection! Adolescent girls will use the pill!? ohnoes! eugh, that was sarcasm overload, but bloody hell.
Gee, Pat, if it pisses you off, why don't you get your school board to hire a bunch of fundies to teach the kids your values? What's that? The rest of the voters in your town think you're a far right-wing fanatic and don't agree with you? Well, ain't that a bitch - that's democracy for you! Move to Saudi Arabia. I'll bet the teachers there don't support any of that stuff. Don't let the door hit you in the ass ...
The ministers who are preaching in your chrurches are not necessarily nice, wonderful servants of the community. They are activists supporting ... values [such as] religious intolerance, sexual discrimination, guns in the home, sexual repression and ignorance, violation of the separation of church and state, nuclear weapons, federal funding for faith based activities ... the protection of child abusers.
MY GOD ROBERTSON, YOU'RE RIGHT!
I'm trying to remember a single teacher I ever had that (openly) supported decriminalization of marijuana. Hmmm.
Anyone in your street may be trying to promote peace, harmony or even understanding. Be aware. Report any such suspicious activity to your local secret police office. If you already know where this is, then umm... hand yourself in at the door.
GASP!please put this senile old man in a nursing home. He'll start drooling on-camera soon.
But Pat, everything you listed (except for the strikes nonsense) is good. As such, you have not demonstrated how teachers are not wonderful servants of the community. If anything, you have shown the opposite!
Now this idiot thinks that women should be inferior to men and that we should kill our neighbours with our God given gun(blessed the peacemakers?). By the way, if you´re working and want rights, why is strike a bad idea?, and why teacher´s strike in particular?
For some strange reason, this reminds me of a Duckman quote.
Detrs:
Oh, that's funny... decriminalization of marijuana. SUCH a horrible thing that WILLIAM F. BUCKLEY JR. (aka the Father of Modern Conservatism) supports legalizing marijuana.
"The teachers who are teaching your children are not necessarily nice, wonderful servants of the community.
So, what's NOT nice and serviceable to the community about that? illegal strikes are not nice.
Why not, Skatepunk? Do only rich women deserve the choice? Should poor women just keep their legs closed? Or would you prefer they have those unwanted babies and abuse them?
There is no more miserable existence than knowing your mother hates you for having been born... and I should know; for as long as I can remember she wouldn't shut the fuck up about it. Before you deny a woman an abortion, think about what kind of life that child will have.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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