In my neighborhood gays have alot of rights
the right to stay out of our bars, the right to never walk the street holding hands, the right to get a wine bottle smashed over their heads. The lesbos can get it too fuck em if you are a woman and you want to act like a man then you should be bashed just as hard as a man would be LEARN YOUR PLACES FREAKS and keep it indoors
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Haahaa, you made a funny
Mr Magento - is that a play on Magenta, which is sort of a fruity colour?
How about you learn YOUR ENGLISH and YOUR RESPECT
You Sir, have the right to STFU. Why don't you use it? Instead you insist on making yourself appear as a public asshole? Keep it to yourself mate, the rest of us don't need your idiocy around.
PS. Having trouble at the bar with gays and lesbians? Try to stick with drinking at home. Or at least stay out of gay bars...
"And when you're arrested for assault, you'll have the right to remain silent. Hooray!"
These people unfortunately almost always choose not to exercise that right.
Idiots like this is why I still am paranoid when I go hang out with friends in my town. Maybe they will act upon these type of thoughts, maybe they won't.
Either way, I am a giant of a man compared to a lot of the people around here and will gladly defend myself should they take this approach.
Anyway, I honestly think that if this is a male poster, then they are a severe closet case.
Hey look, I found this guy's theme song:
So ya, thought ya
Might like to go to the show.
To feel that warm thrill of confusion,
That space cadet glow.
I've got some bad news for you sunshine,
Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel
And they sent us along as a surrogate band
We're gonna find out where you folks really stand.
Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
Get them up against the wall!
There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me,
Get him up against the wall!
That one looks Jewish!
And that one's a coon!
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There's one smoking a joint,
And another with spots!
If I had my way,
I'd have all of you shot!
"the right to get a wine bottle smashed over their heads"
You can try it, mate. If you want to eat your next Christmas dinner out of a straw, that is.
"In my neighborhood gays have alot of rights
the right to stay out of our bars, the right to never walk the street holding hands, the right to get a wine bottle smashed over their heads."
Just as you would then have the right to be arrested for assault--possibly attempted murder or manslaughter if you get a good D.A. prosecuting your case--along with various hate crime laws charged against you. Then you have the right to go to trial, go to prison and be the new Belle of the Prison Ball. Your rights will end there, sadly, as your cellmate Bubba will then own your ass, quite literally, for the duration of your stay.
"The lesbos can get it too fuck em if you are a woman and you want to act like a man then you should be bashed just as hard as a man would be"
Not all lesbians "act like a man" fucknut. Try watching some lesbian porn. You might even like it.
"LEARN YOUR PLACES FREAKS and keep it indoors"
I suggest you learn your place and keep it in the asylum.
You forgot about the right to fuck you silly when you go for a "walk" in the local park.
...the right to get a wine bottle smashed over their heads.
Buddy, I will say this. You will get one shot (since I am fairly sure that you don't have the courage to attack head on, and this would be a sucker punch.) I am not a violent person, but if you don't put me out, I will do my damndest to ensure you think twice before you try a stunt like that again.
And if you ever assault anyone based on their sexual preference, you will be punished.
Welcome to the 21st century :)
Why do they always assume that lesbians act like a man? It's like they try to force heteronormative behaviour on homosexuals.
Newsflash asshole (and yes, you are an asshole): lesbian relationships don't need men (either as one partner being butch or a person with a penis) I'm sure a lot of lesbian couples don't even use dildos to pleasure each other (especially since penetration is not overly stimulating for a women).
You, magento, need to grow up. Take your fucking meds and learn to accept that not everyone can be like you (thank fucking christ!)
Also it's a lot not alot you fucking moron.
"wine bottle smashed over their heads"
Yeah, and you'll bust and cut up your own hand. Then what are you going to use to whack off to your violent homophobic fantasies, huh?
When I read Magento, I thought of Magenta. You know the maid from Rocky Horror Picture Show.
what about lesbians who are very feminine?
I wonder too how would you be in prison after assaulting homosexuals? Oh and so you know, as a straight person, you make me want to apologise because I am straight. Fuck off Magento
lol... we don't tolerate gays in the 'hood either. African-Americans have historically drawn a line in the sand over homosexuality although sadly many are now caving in to political correctness. In some parts of Africa, homosexual behavior is still illegal and be punished by imprisonment or death. It's just not in our cultural DNA to tolerate or accept a perverted lifestyle in our communiities.
In my neighborhood fundies have alot of rights
the right to stay out of our government, the right to never walk the street holding GOD HATES FAGS signs, the right to get kicked out of public places for being a nuisance. LEARN YOUR PLACES ASSHOLES and keep it in church
Fix'd.
His4Life: we don't tolerate gays in the 'hood either.
His4Life? Who is "His"? Certainly not Jesus. "Jesus said to him [i.e., a (Pharisee) doctor of the law]: 'Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with thy whole heart, and with thy whole soul, and with thy whole mind. This is the greatest and the first commandment. And the second is like to this: Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself . On these two commandments dependeth the whole law and the prophets'."
How do you get "we don't tolerate gays" out of that? Do you imagine you can buy salvation from Christ by being intolerant to gays? Do you imagine Christ a common peddler of salvation to those who offer him the right "price"?
Do you tolerate people who eat shrimp? The OT says that's an abomination to the Lord, too. You sound like you come to your prejudices first, then pick and choose the "abominations" you're going to tolerate.
Don't come here and presume to "educate" us until you've actually read and understood the gospels.
Is it equality if homosexuals are forced to keep their orientation hidden while heterosexuals are allowed to flaunt it in public?
Of course not, but that's not going to stop you being an asshat.
"Only if the straight freaks also "keep it indoors." No one gets to talk about or look for their significant other in public. No one at all!"
That's...not a bad idea at all, really. PDA's always strike me as needy and aggressive, like the participants need to assert their superiority over singles.
I get it magento. You dont like homosexuals. Got it. Ok. And it is not up to me to force you to like them. There is no such "right" for me to do so. But as a civil person, let me suggest you try to act in an adult manner in this regard. Ok. you dont like them. Got that....but how about leaving them alone. I suspect they havent done anything to harm you (other than your imagination) so....just leave them alone. One of these days you may realize that they are ok just as they are. But until then, try to work on some civility.
lol... we don't tolerate blacks in the Reich either. Aryans have historically drawn a line in the sand over blacks although sadly many are now caving in to political correctness. In the Reich, blacks are still punished by imprisonment or death. It's just not in our Aryan cultural DNA to tolerate or accept a black lifestyle in our communiities.
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Our cultural DNA? Is this code-speak for racism? Couldn't any fine, ante-bellum, slave-owning, Southern gentleman have used the same terminology against blacks? Dangerous ground on which to base a philosophy.
I don't even know where to start with such a close-minded, ignorant opinion. Those aren't rights, obviously, it's discrimination at work. I don't even know how you can write something about bashing people and think that's ok.
You realize that there are conventionally "feminine" looking lesbians, right? And the lesbians that "act like a man" are acting the way they feel comfortable; that is their personality, douchebag.
You know, this Magento flake? I really, really wish he could have been in the Marvel comics universe.
Magneto, AKA Holocaust survivor Erik Lensherr, would have made it a point to eradicate this embarrassment as his chosen handle is an anagram of Erik's codename.
And I'd hold the door open for him.
The thing is, no one has to be gay. Gay is a behavior, like farting in public. There are three gay men in my church. We welcomed them lovingly but made it clear when they joined where we stood on the issue of homosexuality. They allowed us to pray deliverance over them, and all three of them have come out of the homosexual lifestyle. They will be selling the condo where they shacked up for five+ years this summer and one of them plans to get married and raise a family. They have all testified over and over again that homosexuality was a lifestyle choice that they made at a young age and that it is an addictive behavior, like cocaine or alcoholism.
@His4Life:
Are you for real? The thing is, applying your level of thinking, people don't need to be straight either, it's just an addictive behaviour dating back to their childhood. But since you obviously know next to nothing about sexuality, what's the point of going any further.
Mister Magento, speaking as an entirely straight dude.
I would rather spend an entire evening surrounded by gay men than five minutes around your hateful ass.
Mister His4life: Please do keep lying for your god, it'll help those still on the fence to decide how credible you and your faith are.
After all didn't someone once say 'by their fruits they shall be known' ?
This isn't really fundie so much as it is a SEO spammer. Every other comment in that thread is spam for some site or another; Their name titles are link tail-back spam. Which makes it about as slimy as fundamentalist nonsense. Worse, if it's a SEO spammer AND a fundie; Those comments were written manually, not by bots.
Absolute scum.
Edit:
After reviewing the entire site in question, it's a sham as a whole; The entire site is a trail-back content farm, not even a legitimate gay advocacy site. The posters appear to simply be there to appear as legitimate commentators, to seed Google results.
Not fundie. Just spammers trying to appear legitimate. The main page of that entire site makes it painfully obvious.
@ His4Life
Is this the same church where, according to you, Jesus makes guest appearances? You have a serious credibility problem His, and whoppers like this one are not helping you any.
I act (and dress) "like a man" but I'm not a lesbian. Sexist stereotypes fail.
towey: No you don't, you simply see them as sex objects performing for your arousal.
Over here gays have a lot of rights; the right to marry their consenting adult lover (like everyone else), the right to kiss and hold hand in public (like everyone else), the right to not be beaten up (like everyone else), the right to be left alone (like everyone else).
They also have the right to not be subjected to awfully bad spelling and grammar. Guess your gays don't have that right...
God, I love living in Sweden.
your god is ashamed of you. "love thy neighbor," not just the ones that believe and act like you, ALL of them. can't wait til judgement, when all you self-righteous fucks get to burn in the hell you so enjoy threatening others with! YAY!
Lesbians "want to act as men" ?
Apparently someone has never heard of a 'lipstick lesbian'. Or ever actually SEEN a real life lesbian. They are very nice people. And most don't act like men. BECAUSE THEY DON'T LIKE THEM.
Idiot.
tranz2deep had it right. Magneto may have wanted to kill humanity, but he was no homophobe!
Magento might be a self hating gay, who knows. But considering Marvel's Magneto married and had two or three kids (depending on whose retcon you believe) he's straight. And his only weakness is wooden guns!
Hmmm...maybe Magento's weakness would be a wooden wine bottle? (A wooden wine bottle! He tricked me!)
The only freaks who need to learn their place are homophobic bigots like you. You don't have the right to beat someone just because they're different than you and don't agree with their views. You do have the right to go to prison for hate crimes, and you also have the right to be beaten up by a homosexual man or woman acting in self-defense.
@Musiphonix
Yeah, that's not helping. That's just as homophobic as magento.
Magento, guess what? You have the right to not bother me, to not threaten me or try to harm me, and guess what else? The right to, if you try to put your filthy paws on me or any other gay, have your ass handed to you by a homo.
> the right to get a wine bottle smashed over their heads
Yeah, that doesn't actually work with real glass bottles, you know?
Tell you what: perhaps you just neat to practice doing that. I suggest you start with yourself.
I think you'll also find that the law is formulated such that people have the right not to get murdered.
>2010
Obergefell vs. Hodges just five years later must be a pisser for you, eh?!
I'm all cut up about your 'rights'.
Kim Il-Davis. The Persecution has only just begun. >:D
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