I hope you die slowly and you fucking burn in hell! You dammed blasfemy!!! Right now you are rotting on the inside... But you must now (sic) that there is indeed a God! A great god! And he will forgive you if you regret from your fucking behavior. And you should realise thatyour entire life has been a delusion...and that right now your destiny is all fucked up! Fucking atheist!!!!!!!!!!!
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"But you must now (sic) that there is indeed a God! A great god!"
Holy shit! At last! After thousand and thousands of years...they've finally developed a "great god!" Let's give them a chance...because all the gods they've dreamt up to this point have been a bunch of wusses! FINALLY, they have a "great god!" I can't wait to see what this "great god" can do! Perhaps he can follow commands...like "sit" and "beg."
Interesting juxtaposition of "fuck" with "God."
The only other instance I can think of that can use those two words in the same sentence is, "Don't fuck with God."
@Andrew:
Yes, I understand your message.
I suppose it is possible, but unlikely.
This is like the old Conquistadore joke:
"God loves you!"
Or the 'Liberation of Iraq' joke:
"We'll give you freedom even if we have to compel you to accept it!"
In my opinion, a great god would have great followers, who make others want to follow their great lifestyles. Being that you aren't showing anything other than great hatred, then I have to say you're just following a great lie.
Random Guy: The reason I called Poe is that fundies don't normally say fuck that often, plus all the spelling errors and the number of !'s after Fucking atheist. Yes it's a basic fundie "you're going to hell" message, but all the language makes me think he's not fundie plus there's something about the spelling errors.
One thing that I always detect in fundies is that they wish people die in Hell because they don't conform some kind of expectation, forgetting that, according to the very theology they support, God, allmighty and all powerful as he is, is not bothered by those "flaws" or "blasphemies". I think that they're projecting in God their own frustrations and the image they have of themselves. Same as the guys in the OT who portraited God as a psycho and a jealous god. It's their way to express their own frustration for being the third world or developing countries, for finding a good analogy, of the Bronze Age.
Be that as it may...at least I can spell...
THE ABILITY TO SPELL WON'T COMFORT YOU WHEN YOU'RE BURNING IN HELL, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!
(I've been hanging out here too much. It's getting way too easy to turn on the fundiespeak. )
@Andrew & Random Guy -
Not really.
Atheist parallelism: I hope you stop annoying me! You damn moron! Right now people are all dying on the inside, you are not special because you believe in God! But you think you are! Your imaginary God! And I will forgive you if you regret your utter stupidity. You should realize that your entire religion is a delusion, like the Matrix. And that right now you are fucking up your life by being a STUPID FUCKING FUNDIE!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah? Well, I fucked your Savior's mom in the ass, and she liked it so much she lined up six more guys to DP her while she was eating out his girlfriend Mary Magdalene's sweet wet pussy.
Blessed Mary Ever Virgin indeed... only thing virginal about her was the olive oil YHWH used while giving her massages. With happy endings.
I call Poe, or a troll. The decency in capitalization does not agree with the ass-rapery of the English grammatical concept.
And "fuck" isn't what most Christians would use, no matter how angry. Though I don't know why, they just don't.
At least, not in such a manner and in such abundance.
Well,,, I'm sure this outburst resulted in a mass conversion of all those Dawkinsists (?) ,,,,,,, or NOT!
*HEH*! This was one of the hatemails that RD read in his Youtube-posted fireside reading of hate mail!
Awesome!!
I can picture Richard Dawkins reading this message, calmly saving it to Notepad, then just shutting off his laptop and watching Jeopardy instead. He's one laid-back dude.
Pretty much what it was.
Definitey recommended-- Youtube search "Richard Dawkins Reads Hate Mail".
Ah, the impotent butthurt of the fundie who has lost his first argument.
So sweet. He shall lose many more...!
Feel that Christian Love!
Sure, we "now" there is a great god, and we have all been touched by his noodly appendages.
Do you kiss your mother with that dirty mouth?
Fucking, dammed, fucking, fucked, Fucking
I hope you die slowly and you fucking burn in hell!
Yep, sure sounds Christ-like to me.
So would the atheist version sound something like:
"I hope you die slowly and forgotten!! You dammed skydaddy believur who thinks in talking snakes and birdy bats!!! Right now you are rotting on the inside... But you must now that there is no God! We're just stupid smallish atoms! And logic won't care ifyou repent off your fucking knees! And you should realize thatyour entire life has been a delusion...and that right now your church is all fucked up! Fucking theist!"
Come to think of it there is one. Just google "Cult of Dusty". Not quite illiterate but just as radical.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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