TomE #fundie defendproclaimthefaith.org

Barack Tutankhaman Obama

(King Tut)
(King Tut)
Now when he was a young man, he never thought he’d see.
(King Tut)

Himself to grow up to be the US President and rule over you and me!
(King Tut)

People stand in line to worship their boy messiah,
he want’s people to bow down to him–Iran’s next Ayatollah!
(King Tut)

Pharoah likes planned abortion; say’s he’s pro-choice,
easy thing to say cuz the unborn doesn’t have a voice!
(King Tut)

He likes to promote homo’s, put them in the military,
his goal is for personal jihad with an all pink Army!
(King Tut)

Now the man-of-sin is a sight to see, limp-wristed ruler from behind he likes to lead!
(King Tut)

Born in arrid Kenya, schooled in liberal california, lives in duh White House made of fine granite stone-uh!
(King Tut)

In His Service,
Tom

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