Since the dawn of His-story, not everyone could read and write. So God used symbols to convey his message to man. You know when you see a cross on a building that it's a Christian church. You know "golden arches" mean McDonald's They who scoff and mock what prophets say, will soon recognize a "mushroom" cloud means death!
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A reading from the letter of Ronald to the Hamburglers: At the name of Mayor McCheese every artery should bend, in heaven and on earth and in the PlayPlace and under the heat lamp, and every tongue confess that the sauce really is special, to the glory of Kroc the father. I'm lovin' it, Amen.
Yeah, and people can make mushroom clouds happen just fine without any god or devil's help, unfortunately. Hell, most people know about those already.
I took a look at the site and, I think the whole thing is a prediction of a Christmas nuclear attack. Circa 1995.
What's that bit about prophecy?
It's not hi-story or his-tory, moron.
[Middle English histoire, from Old French, from Latin historia, from Greek histori, from historein, to inquire, from histr, learned man; see weid- in Indo-European roots.]
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/history
YOU FUCKING FAIL
Yeah, the cross the christians stole from the pagans...
God, you're fucking stupid, the brainwashing works too well.
This dumb fuck would shit bricks if he went to pre-christian Ireland and seen all those Celtic Crosses. Yep, the cross was being used by pagans long before your death cult showed up. And you should probably keep away from mushrooms, you've had enough already.
Wow look, if you misspell 'history' you can simultaneously make it look gender biased at the same time as you make yourself look like a douche!
But it's not just your spelling, it's your terms we have difficulty with. Please define 'soon'. After 2,000 years of fail there are still some morons saying "Jesus will return 'soon'".
Could you also explain why it's scoffers in particular that will see God's symbols? Hiroshima and Nagasaki were somehow scoffier than Tokyo? What's the scoffiest country in the world right now, and how did you measure it?
What's he even trying to say here? Something like that people wouldn't have come up with symbols without God, and then a threat that God will nuke non-believers? What is this idiocy?
"His-story"
Nice fucking try. I had an elementary school "history" "textbook" at my old Christian school try and pull that bullshit too. It came from Greek, dumbass, and has nothing to do with "His" as in Gawd from the Buybull.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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