It is not known whether God created oil when he made the earth 6000 years ago, or whether oil and coal deposits were generated during Noah's flood 4000 years ago. It does not mattter. What does matter is if you don't believe that God created the earth 6000 years ago, you are going to Hell.
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Your bible doesn't say that, dipshit.
It does say something about a thousand years being the blink of an eye to god.
How many blinks in a day, nimrod?
You sound like a Pharisee to me.
Wtf does going to hell have to do with oil? Maybe the fires of hell are using up all the oil reserves and that is what's making it cost so much. So basically, following this reasoning, the high oil prices are the fault of all us sinners that are going to hell, because Satan is using so much oil to keep the fires burning... Umm, I think I just imploded my own brain...
I think this is something that we can all agree upon. It doesn't matter really if anything in the Bible appears to be true (even though it is all true).
What's really important is that I'll be relaxing on my mansion-yacht with hybrid-angels serving me while most everyone else is in everlasting torment.
But the LORD loves each and everyone of us - believe that! Some of us just get a little more love for being less gay and more gulible.
I thought you just had to accept Jesus Christ as your personal Saviour and metaphorically consume his flesh. You're now telling me that even after that I still have to believe the rest of this garbage before I can be saved. I'll probably have to join a Church to, can't just be saved at home by myself can I? But I have to be careful which Church I join or I'll still end up in Hell. And I'll probably have to give the pastor my money every Sunday. And vote for who he tells me to vote. Shit, being a Christian is hard.
@Mattural Selection shhhh stop talking like that,a fundie will read it,thinkit makes sense,and thatll be the new thing to pull out ones ass as "proof"
Dear BCD,
If there is indeed a hell, and if there is any justice in this universe, given your posts, you will be the one turning on the slow spit. Your comments contain not once tiny ounce of christianity.
No he put us here about 6000 yrs back but the earth is millions of yrs old
And if you think any different then you had better do some more research.
The siecence geeks can show this. so unfit_commander your full of crap
What does matter is if you don't believe that God created the earth 6000 years ago, you are going to Hell.
Gee, where did Jesus say that? Ummmm...NOWHERE. But I forgot, you people don't actually like Jesus very much, do you? Sure, you pretend to 'love' him, but a lot of what he said is just a little too awkward and inconvenient for you, isn't it? Much easier to cherry pick from the OT.
Prove hell exists! The Bible says so? Prove the Bible is right? Because the Bible says it is right, because the Bible says it is right - ad infinitum. Circular argument proves nothing. Therefore hell is something YOU believe in and it may, or may not exist.............. like god.
In that case, we're all going to hell, because oil is demonstrated, for all the known scientific methods, that is a compound of organic rests synthesised for millions of years. God must be a sadic if he makes the world in 6000 years, doesn't show up to tell us that, and then all the methods he provides us with say otherwise.
Whatever. The 144,000 people going to heaven are already there. Not a single person currently living on this planet is worthy of anything but great hatred and punishment to God, because he is SOOOOO loving. Just like you. (But as I said, it won't help ya).
What the hell [#408902] said:
"No he put us here about 6000 yrs back but the earth is millions of yrs old
And if you think any different then you had better do some more research.
The siecence geeks can show this. so unfit_commander your full of crap "
Half correct. The earth IS millions of years old, but humans have been around a lot longer than 6000 years. We have Chinese historical records that are 10,000 years old, and various artifacts that are much older.
A believe a passage from the Gospel according to Hicks is relevant here:
St Peter: Did you believe in dinosaurs?
Heathen: Well yeah, there was fossils everywhere- Aaaaaagh!
St Peter: You idiot! God was fucking with you! Giant flying lizards. You moron! That's one of God's easiest jokes!
Heathen: It seemed so plausable, aaaaaaaagh.....
"It is not known whether God created oil when he made the earth 6000 years ago, or whether oil and coal deposits were generated during Noah's flood 4000 years ago. It does not mattter."
Oh, it IS known, all right. It "does not matter" only because neither of those wild assertions is correct. The beginnnings of oil and coal deposits were laid down many millions of years ago; if God was involved, he has not admitted it so far.
"What does matter is if you don't believe that God created the earth 6000 years ago, you are going to Hell."
So YOU say. That's not God talking -- that's the opinion of a human being, and a particularly arrogant, ignorant, dishonest, and foolish human being at that.
~David D.G.
'Unfit'.. how so appropriate. Do you have any idea how many bad science comments are in this still statement of yours?
Petroleum, aka oil, is the remnants of fossilised plant and animal materials, hence it's broader term "fossil fuel". This process takes millions of years, not 6000. Go back to school and actually open a book this time.
Yes -- you have to believe that the Earth is 6000 years old, that insects have four legs and rabbits chew the cud, that the sun revolves around the Earth, and that the Earth is square .
And if you don't, you're going to HELL!
That's 'cause God loves you so much.
I used to think that the Internet couldn't sink any lower into the depths of human stupidity than MySpace forums.
Turns out I was waaaaaaaaay too optimistic. Yahoo Answers has proven there's a very, very deep well of stupidity still to plumb.
This is funny. I've seen alot of this in the past, believe me or you are going to hell, or it says so in the bible, or Jesus said so, when in fact it is just something that person just made up and is using God or hell to back up his statement.... Whatever. I wonder how many of his fellow Christies agree with him? Or does he look just as stupid to them as he does to me?
It is known, just not by you and your ignorant friends. Oil was formed by Permian marine deposits, coal in swamps in the Carboniferous period- both over 245 MYA and before the age of dinosaurs. 6000 years? Wisconsinan ice sheets of the Pleistocene retreated 10000 years ago, leaving behind moraines like Cape Cod and Long Island, and that is considered very young in geolgic terms, but before the fundie Creation.
When did Christ get evicted from the church and Young Earth Creationism (TM) become The Gospel?
The Incarnation means that no matter how big or old the Universe is, God can still (as Christ) relate to us on a one-to-one human scale. WE DON'T NEED A PUNYVERSE. OR A PUNY GOD WHO CAN'T HANDLE ANYTHING BIGGER.
"What does matter is if you don't believe that God created the earth 6000 years ago, you are going to Hell."
And your evidence is... ?
I can almost feel the glee coming from his words. Disgusting.
Jesus wept. If only we could drill for fail and use it as energy.
Also, the question has been deleted.
I find it funny how people say the world is only 6000 years old because that's what the Bible says. Well most can agree that the Jewish religion (which Christianty came from) is that old. Fair enough...except that before that, the main religions in the area were Egyptian and Babylonian mythology. If the earth is only 6000 years old, then I guess the Egyptian pyramids were spaceships waiting for a planet to live on.
And If you dont believe in My religion, your going to Hell as well!
and if you dont believe in my friends religion, your going to hell as well
And if you dont belive in their second cousins twice removed's uncles grand father's religion, your going to hell too!
I guess everyone except you is going to hell, then, because even your bible doesn't say that it was just six thousand years ago, idiot.
If there were a supreme being, i would hate to meet it, since anyone/thing that created the human race just proved that it is not that supreme and/or intelligent, because of the very fact that it did create the human race, especially those morons known as holy rollers, because these clowns have the lowest I.Q. available, far lower than the proverbial box of rocks. 6000 years ago, DAMN, there are some seriously gullible/stupid people out there.
Maybe, but where and when did he create Hell?
Also, wouldn't the devil be rolling out the red carpet for the likes of me? I seem to do all his work locally.
I take back a previous comment, this one may need a 6 out of 5...
Anyway, I'll see you all in Hell: Heavy Metal, All-You-Can-Eat BBQ, excessive pillaging... much more interetsing than singing about angels and watering pot plants in Heaven!*
*should this quote pop up on "Atheists Say The Darnest Things", I'd love to know!
I have a thought; what if God is a scientist, and he rewards people based on their intellectuality? What if, seeing that there was a great deal of evidence that says the earth is 4 billion years old, he decided to test us with a ridiculous little book that says it isn't? If so, it is in fact the fundies who would go to hell, no?
A Bishop determined the exact date of creation, haven't you heard?
"In fact, he determined that the Lord began the Creation on the 23rd of October in the Year 4,004 B.C. at-uh, at 9 A.M.!"
"That Eastern Standard Time? Or Rocky Mountain Time?"
I can only imagine arrvining at the gates of Saint Peter. He asks, "did you believe in evolution?", and I reply ,"yes", and he replies, "Fucking Moron, Flying Lizards, God was fucking with your head man" and than I fall to hell.
You can threaten us with hell all you want. It does not matter. What does matter is that the earth is approximately 4.5 billion years old, and if you think it's 6,000 years old, you are simply dead wrong.
The Catholic church made Galileo recant his findings, but it didn't change the fact that he was right and they were wrong. They thought they were right because the babble said so but they were wrong. No matter how much you scream about what it says in your babble, the facts are still facts and they facts are that you are wrong and your babble is a pile of ignorance, immorality and outright lies made up by bronze age desert people that didn't know shit about the way the world really works.
Do I get a special limo ride to hell for thinking that not only did the Big Bang start it all, but that multiple gods happened to wander by, saw Earth, and played several games of darts to determine which deity would go where?
Your God is a douchebag if he sends people to hell for accepting reality.
Fortunately, God doesn't exist.
"It is not known whether God created oil when he made the earth 6000 years ago, or whether oil and coal deposits were generated during Noah's flood 4000 years ago. It does not mattter"
You are wrong either way.
It matters that if I don't believe the things I don't believe in, I'll go to the place I don't believe in...
You really need to work on the efficacy of your threats.
It is not even known whether gods exist or not.
It's also not known whether Hell exists or not.
What if I believe that some god or other created the world 10 000 years ago?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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