If people do not believe that God created man, and that we evolved from apes, how do they explain where the apes came from?
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Apes evolved from earlier mammals which came from even earlier things right back down to aquatic animals, then before that they were microorganisms which came from chains of amino acids building up in EXACTLY the right sequence.
I think that's about right but correct me if I'm wrong guys...
Look it up, dimwit.
Oh wait...they'd just go to Conservapedia.
Let me rephrase that: Google is your friend. Use that to look it up, dimwit.
Sloth, you're right. But it would sound better to be more specific, use more examples to kick these fundie shits back to jesus demension land! I read when the two land masses collidided to make earth (Which was the big bang.) rotating around the sun made it round due to orbit and heat. Everything that is everywhere is living except gases and liquids and solids. Things that are microscopic live on those. So slowy amiba like organisms evolved from what little food and nutrients they found on the wasteland other species fertilized when died and made plant life. then from there life was abundant and will always keep evolving!
The idiot fundies once again confuse evolution with abiogenesis.
HERE'S A HINT FUCKERS: Evolution will work, regardless of whether abiogenesis is true or not. So stop trying this pitiful line of reasoning, it's not even a valid attack.
Apes evolved from simpler mammals. This has been well documented.
Now, since you've asked the question...let's turn it around.
If people DO believe that God created man, how do they explain where God came from?
Wtf_mate? wrote:
"I read when the two land masses collidided to make earth (Which was the big bang.)"
You read wrong.
(Dark_Lord_Prime)
"Evelyn Luton?" Seriously?
Am I the only one that saw that's a play on "Evolution?"
I call Poe. :P
As do I. However, since this sort of argument practically forms the backbone of fundie "logic" used to discredit evolution, I'm still rating it a 5.
I don't believe that God created man, I believe man created God. Please excuse me, I just found out on another thread that all Atheists are Muslims. http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/comments.aspx?q=15495
I have to go blow myself up now. Death to all infidels!
CRAP WE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT. I GUESS YOU WIN.
Also, hurry up and follow this line of thought back to abiogenesis and then we can have the standard debate about how that's impossible.
The apes evolved from arboreal, rodent-like mammals.
Awaiting the next inevitable question.....Actually, why don't you just read a book?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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