I was thinking "man my life is just so effed up that i just used this magic marker like four minutes ago and i havent moved from this spot yet and i lost the top to it and now it will dry up. (I was not thinking "effing" but a worse word that i do not want to use here in a Jesus paragraph.) I was literally thinking about this magic marker thinking "boy looks like Jesus did not come to crappyville today im glad i am messing with my magic marker and not my checking account." Then literally a split second later i saw the lost tip to the magic marker and i felt the presence of Jesus.

Laugh if you want to because you think Jesus is not real but i tell you what peeps. Even if you're right about that ill take an imaginery Jesus or even a plastic 99-cent Buddha over what keeps YOUR dumb ass from swallowing a bottle of sleeping pills and YAH bitches i mean your stupid shallow retarded friends. If i had your stupid friends id swallow a bottle of sleeping pills even if i was sitting on Jesus' lap eating cheesy poofs.