Anonymous #fundie blog.iamanatheist.com

You must be pretty stupid to believe love is just a concept when all the psychological proof in the world proves it is real. I also say, here is evidence proving that God exists: In 2003, agnostic and Christian scientists and archaeologists found a series of stone tablets in a cave in a mountain in the Middle East. The had engravings written by Adam, Seth, Enoch, and other Biblical prophets. The writings of Adam dated back to around 2.5 million BC and told the story of creation and a series of other things which prove Mormonism right above all belief-systems. (Read the Book of Moses, Pearl of Great Price). The tablets and the writings in this book were almost identical, and were identical as far as prophesies and doctrine are concerned. Back then (around 2.5 million years ago), people lacked the ability to think creatively and understand "why", and because of the function of their brains, it was impossible for them to, so Adam was not just making it up, and he was not making up something to explain "why" things were. Also, the writings were that of a completely sober man's, so he was not high. This proves all Adam said to be true, so therefore God exists, and for your ignorant sake, Mormonism is correct. Also, if one of you people ever threatened to punch or hurt me or anyone else I care about because of our belief in God, I am a first-degree black belt in karate, so I would just shatter every bone in their nose and their lower jaw, and then they would be disfigured for about a month and a half like they deserve.

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