[In discussion on Biblical atrocities, replying to 'If God told you to slaughter a baby would you do it?']
if God walked through my front door and told me that I was suppose to help in wiping out in an entire nation then yes i would
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but you'll just say that I must be some horrible person that follows a horrible God...
Wow such charity sir, heres how I as a Christian imagine that going.
God:Kill those dudes for me Bro.
You:Sure thing.
Points gun, tries to fire, gun turns into badger.
God:Damn you really are a bastard arn't you, I'm gonna go hang round with the guys who got a sence of morality and arn't just following orders.
(And no I don't know why God is talking like this.)
@Jakraziel
"Wow such charity sir, heres how I as a Christian imagine that going.
God:Kill those dudes for me Bro.
You:Sure thing.
Points gun, tries to fire, gun turns into [a very angry and very rabid] badger [who just got tweaked in the nads and is looking to destroy the closest living thing near it]. *Fixed*
God:Damn you really are a bastard arn't you, I'm gonna go hang round with the guys who got a sence of morality and arn't just following orders.
(And no I don't know why God is talking like this.)"
I don't know either, but he sounds like stoner which is funny to me.
BUT: Why would an all powerful omnipresent deity need mortal assistance in the first place? When people are “doing God’s work” (hanging out on street corners trying to convert the masses, feeding the homeless, whatever) - isn’t that just bloody arrogance?
But of course that's not the real problem,,,as god doesn't exist. The real (revealing of indoctrination) question would be this:
'If your church told you to slaughter a baby would you do it?'
You'd get less but still far too many yes answers on that one
Does that mean if I called myself God and told you to torture, rape and kill your family, and I spouted enough fundie rhetoric, you'd go through with it?
Ummm, actually, if GOD turned up at my door (like real verifiable, here's-a-couple-of-miracles-to-prove-its-me type God) and ordered me to kill a couple of babies or go roast in what turns out to be a very real hell for eternity, then frankly I'd be fetching my apron and getting on with it quick smart.
My own kids, no (unless they would go to heven as a result).
Fortunatley, none of that's going to happen, because God just ain't real.
"if God walked through my front door and told me that I was suppose to help in wiping out in an entire nation then yes i would"
(*Picks up phone, dials Morgan Freeman's agent, then contacts costume rental shop to hire a white suit in Mr. Freeman's size *)
Clicking on the quote link, I found that the site said quote was on doesn't exist. Rather like Warchant Warrior's 'God'. Coincidence? You decide...!
So, the part where God said "Love thy neighbor" and explained that the ugly stuff in the Old Testament were humans getting confused and misinterpreting? You just ignore all that?
Way to be more out of date than Hammurabi.
Deal with you, we will, as we've done before. Think you have something, you do, something you don't.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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