"The moral of the story? Satan is a good debator."
So - despite all the claims made by you fundies of 'having all the answers, via the 'Truth' of the Bible - God is a moron then, is that what you're saying?!
Honesty. So refreshing in a fundie.
...and thanks for acknowledging that we Atheists are more than infinitely superior to God, never mind you lot, via your admission that we know more than him. After all, James T. Kirk bested God himself, via the question: 'What does God need with a starship?'.
Tom Paris was once omnipresent, via a shuttle with enhanced propulsion, that enabled him to travel at Warp 10, thus occupying every point in the universe simultaneously.
Thus (continuing on the "Star Trek" theme):
Capt. Janeway: 'Chakotay: Scorpion.'
Where - via a Native American parable - Voyager's crew not only best the Borg, but the extra-dimensional Species 8472.
And in an episode of "Doctor Who", The Doctor even bests Satan himself.
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'Knowledge is Power*' indeed. Thus we Atheists can best you fundies by the fact we know your Scripture - including it's glaring flaws, inconsistencies, contradictions and moral hypocrisies - therefore we can use it as your own weapon against you. This quote:
'Know your enemy and know yourself, and you will not be imperiled in a hundred battles'
from Sun Tzu's "The Art of War" exists for a reason. And it's precisely that - reason - which means you fundies have lost the debate before it's started. You cannot debate against, nor best, Reality itself.
*- It's the reason why we bested Hitler in WWII. Three words: Bletchley Park. Enigma.
Churchill - who, no doubt had read Sun Tzu's "The Art of War" too - ultimately knew more about the Wehrmacht than Hitler did.