There is evidence that dinosaurs used to help man build the pyramids and the other wonders of the earth, including Noah’s ark.
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Hey, to be fair, there's exactly the same amount of evidence that Pharoah had Hebrew slaves to do the work!
Let's get our asses into church to 'teach the contraversy'.
(Everyone knows the church loves a talking ass)
Awesome! This is one of my favorite posts ever.
I hope word doesn't get out, though, or my son will start begging for a dinosaur of his own, and we all know where that leads.
Noah (to the dinosaurs): Gee guys, thanks for all your help. We couldn't have got this baby seaworthy without you! Wow! Just in time, too . . . it's starting to rain. Now if I could just see your tickets. What? You don't have any. Well gee, guys, I'd really like to help you out and all, but we're pretty full in here already. Tell you what, if you can just tread water for the next month or so, come and meet us at Mount Ararat. We'll have a picnic or something. I promise, I'll totally make it up to you.
"Could it be that nobody has told this person that Dinotopia isn't a representation of actual history. "
Hehehe... my folks are good friends with Jim Gurney, the author of Dinotopia. Some nutjob at a magazine asked him recently to be a consultant on their article on dinosaurs - thinking, apparently, that an artist who draws fantastic fantasy dinosaurs is the equivalent of a paleontologist.
Idiocy is not confined to the church.
>>Hmm..now i see the danger of letting kids watch way too much 'Barney the Dinosaur'.
Whats next...tellitubbies were the wise men? <<
No, I think they're the shephered. Cookie Monster, Ernie, and Oscar are the three wiseguys, bearing gifts of cookies, rubber duckie, and trash.
Where is this evidence? Is this the same evidence that suggests god made bananas because they point towards our face, cos if it is, you knob, it is about as legitimate as you.
The fosil evidence simply cries out and says "NO!" to evolution and simply proves that an intelligent designer was all behind creation...God!
John 1:3 All things were made through Him (Jesus), and without Him nothing was made that was made.
Colossians 1:16 For by Him (Jesus) all things were created that are in heaven and that are on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or dominions or principalities or powers. All things were created through Him and for Him.
The Bible
All I could think of:
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Works cited:
*The Flintstones
What evidence? The ancient Egyptians were VERY good at depicting everything they did (they almost have the ancient version of Facebook on their walls), and there are no dinosaurs, whatsoever, in any of the pictures of pyramid building.
So, the Bible isn't The Truth, then? There's nothing in there about dinosaurs helping Noah build the ark. Plus, there are no dinosaur bones younger than 65 million years, and there are no humanoid bones older than 4 million years.
The dinos helped Noah build the ark, then he shit-canned them to drown with the rest of the world. Typical fucking republican employer, Noah.
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Together with the oxes?. They are said to have very good universities.
Oh, you mean Oxford.
Confused?
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