WHY EVERY ONE HATES religion?
religion isn't Christian.
Do you hate Christians, Mulisms and Jewish?
Do Christians sees the Eveoltion is a region.
I'm a Christian.
You should get Eveoltion get flaming and retard debates too.
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"WHY EVERY ONE HATES religion?"
In general I don't. I find it pointless, arbitrary in it's explanations and entirely irrelevant but I don't "hate" it.
"religion isn't Christian."
Uh, ok.
"Do you hate Christians, Mulisms and Jewish?"
No, but I'm not too fond of the ones that try to convert me. Since Jews aren't known to do such things I don't have any problem with them and the Muslims are a minority and, as far as I'm aware, don't tend to try to gain converts either so I'll have to look glaringly in the direction of you Christians.
"Do Christians sees the Eveoltion is a region."
Good god, man! Hooked on Phonics I say! For the love of god, check eBay post haste and get a copy.
"I'm a Christian."
How nice for you.
"You should get Eveoltion get flaming and retard debates too."
Wait a second, let me find my Enigma Machine so's I can decode this...
I found my old decoder and I might just have got this:
Why does everyone hate religion?
(decryption unavaible)
Do you hate Christians, Muslims and Jews
Do christians (decryption unavaible)
I'm a Christian
You should have a thread on evolution it would have flaming and retard debates too
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Good evening and welcome to the six o'clock News.
Radical Christians today seized the region of Eveoltion after a lengthy and bloody conflict. Casualties include the English language and the concept of rational debate. The conflict is believed to have stemmed from the number 1's well documented hatred for Jewish and for certain behavioural traits specific to the people of the Indian city of Muli (also known as 'Mulisms'). Surprisingly for a city recently overtaken by radical Christians, Eveoltion has just won the right to host the annual gay pride festival 'Get flaming'. Perhaps less surprisingly, the first annual retard debates are set to begin in Eveoltion in November.
Yes, Eveoltion is a religon, and I HATE it!
But it doesn't have anything to do with evolution.
In that last sentence Danddo/LoneWolf is replying to this comment:
"Please leave religion out of my XC. All it causes is flaming and retard debates. "
As for what LW means in his reply, well only his god knows. No scratch that. Not even an all-knowing god could decipher what the fuck he's talking about.
Natasha:
Poor LW is obviously mentally retarded. It's not funny to laugh at him.
I have to disagree. I'm in stitches right now. Especially over his little rant at the end about flaming retard Eveoltion debates or something.
DanddoSeri was actually quoting the mod of the thread with his last line.
Moderator: "Please leave religion out of my XC. All it causes is flaming and retard debates."
Then DS/LW fucks up the meaning entirely. Psst... hey, he's telling you to knock it off with the religious twaddle because it causes arguments. Idiot.
Hey sweetheart, I don´t like Word salad for lunch so I will tell you something, Christianity, Judaism and Islam are religions. Get over it.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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