[Why did God make dinosaurs?]
he never mentioned such creatures in the bible-----I can't help but question their existence for this very reason----I believe scientists discovered some form of prehistoric lizard----but nothing along the lines of gigantic walking amphibians-----what purpose would they have served---??
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The same purpose as you, to eat, drink, have sufficient warmth, defecate and fuck. Developing intelligence would be advantageous.
-----what purpose would they have served---??
I can't imagine the blasphemy in this sentence. Why, of course the dinos believed in the coming of God zilla. And he did, too. In the '50s. If they could only have waited another 65,000 milennia.
Here's some other things he never mentioned: the internet, television, Super Mario Bros., you, your parents, America, microwave popcorn, blue jeans, cats...
You'd better start questioning these things' existence.
Wait, so dinosaurs were...amphibians? And because the bible doesn't say it (although your ilk are apt to believe that not only were dinosaurs real, they were mentioned in the bible, and walked with humans), it means it can't be real? But, the bible doesn't mention you, so you don't exist? It doesn't mention millions of things, that are all real. You fail, hard.
I see that the archive is split monthwise.
So if I post a comment here, does the thread move from 'February' to 'March'?
Let's see ...
Hmmm... I'll need a comment. Here goes ...
'---punctuation---doesn't work that---way!'
So, if it's not mentioned in the Bible it doesn't exist?
Well, now, YOU aren't mentioned in the Bible, are you?
I doubt your existence now.
If you only believe that whatever is written in the bible is real, you'll notice yourself walking in a dream and living a fantasy.
Seriously the bible has a talking snake in it, how can you take it so serious? Besides, where's my cheeseburger?
Well, besides the obvious flaw of dinosaurs being reptiles...
You're stupid.
Also, you're good at coming up with stupid reasons for pests and parasites, and you're "questioning purpose?"
Dinosaurs were created to confuse the shit out of fundie idiots like yourself.
Some sense of humour that God bloke has got. At any rate, when he's not ordering mass murder, rape, or pillage, or sending truckloads of unfortunates to hell.
Computers and the internet are not mentioned in the Bible either. They musn't exist then, so get the heck away from here.
What purpose do you serve?
"he never mentioned such creatures in the bible-----I can't help but question their existence for this very reason"
And the Bible never mentioned you , Loshasa. Therefore you have no choice but to question your very existence, for this reason.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Descartes.
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What's the purpose of a four day old baby dying? A regular occurance on this planet even in the medically advanced western world.
Explain this to me and don't you dare include sin in your explanation.
And where do you find todays political parties, agricultural, Industry and technology or lifestyles in your Bible? Not even one mention of what you need for a modern well-balanced breakfast
Dinosaurs are the best argument against creationism. Because if God made us in his own image, then how come dinosaurs were better in every conceivable way? And something about age of the earth and evolution, but that's just gravy.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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