If a homosexual youth reads this post they should be aware that they are heading for hell if they don't repent and put their faith and trust in Jesus Christ. That is real love.
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If a homosexual youth reads this post
what about us homosexual adults?
"Raggy! Raggy, Relp!"
"What is it Scoob?"
"Romorexuals!"
"Homosexuals?! Where?"
"Roming out of re roset!"
"Homosexuals coming out of the closet?! *nervous laugh* This it Scoob old pal, we're doomed for sure this time!"
"Runless..." [Quick change whirlwind!] "Ran I rintrest ru in Resus Ryest?"
"Good thinking Scoob, everyone knows homosexuals can't stand anything to do with Jesus!"
Um... am I the only one that finds his screen name highly amusing? Honestly, Scooby Doo is such a gay show. :P
And no, real love is NOT pretending to know what God thinks and condeming people to Hell. That's called being an arrogant dick.
That ain't love. That works for a horse. It's carrot and stick....
Repenting of being the way that you are is kind of nuts, don't ya tihnk?
And besides, Scoob, you might wanna check Fred out. He looks gay enough. Or Shaggy, who loves you a bit too much. Or maybe Velma....and preach to 'em if your heart's so set on this...
I don't trust fundies...and blind faith fails almost everything.
1'd. Surely the same thing could be said of anyone in sin. Also, one could come to Christ and still have to deal with this issue. A lot of moderates say and have said the same thing, in the spirit of admonition, rather than "Yooooooooooou heathen FAGGOT!", so this is the reason for the 1 vote.
Also, the real love comes in the moment this fellow emphasizes Jesus' ability to forgive him and work through him.
Also, everyone HAS heard this Avogadro's number of times. So the lulz factor is minimal to none.
I heard that the human Scooby characters were based loosely on those in "Dobie Gillis," just as the Flintstones characters were based on the Honeymooners... Fred=Dobie, Shaggy=Maynard, Daphne=Thalia, and Velma=Zelda.
And the actress who played Zelda, Sheila James (Kuehl), is now an out lesbian (and a member of the California assembly).
Could you clarify to me one thing: how an imaginary friend would fulfill the concept of love? I think the gay youths want a living and breathing thing like, you know, a human, to share their love with. But i guess you have no grasp of human relationships.
Or, ya know, real hatred.
What is it to you if someone else has a relationship with someone of the same sex?
Don't like gay sex; don't have any. But love thy neighbor as yourself, as God says you should!!!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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