[in a thread discussing a "funny sign" in which someone threatens to shoot the people who stole his McCain sign if they ever come back]
Taking out the trash is NEVER attempted murder. It is a social service well-accomplished.
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Feel the love. It's surrounding us like a hail of bullets, coming from god's BFG. It's like the splashes of blood as innocent atheists and non-christians fall from being hit with a barrage of gun-fire. It's like the warmth as the bullets sear through your skin. It's like a flower, perfect as it is pretty, blown to pieces by the rage of god's choosen. I should be a poet.
@:a mind far far away
Love hurts. - Max Payne
Folks, don't steal each other's campaign signs. We all have the right to vote for the idiot of our choice.
Folks, don't shoot someone in an attempt to protect a piece of cardboard. Especially when you can get another one for free.
Sigh.
[Taking out the trash is NEVER attempted murder. It is a social service well-accomplished.]
The law makes no such distinction. Funny, eh?
You do know that if you steal a sign, the sign owner usually buys another one, giving thier candidate mo money.
But hey internet tough guy, whatevers.
Only in USA....
Simple theft is punished with death.
Simple trespassing is punished by death
Only in USA are people on par with Kent Hovind given the right to be police, judge, jury and executioner at the same time.
Only in USA is the value of human life lower than the value of property. Slavery was indeed a good master and teacher for USA.
Somebody stole my No on Prop 8 sign. Being a sane adult, rather than masturbating furiously at the thought of the violence I would visit on the perpetrators, I simply stuck the replacement in my window.
Taking out the trash is NEVER attempted murder. It is a social service well-accomplished.
Considering the gabage that is standard at Freecon, you do realise you're begging people to come shoot you...?
Shooting people who stole a cheap, flimsy plastic sign, which will be taken down after November 4th anyway, is what we grown-ups call "over-reacting."
Confused?
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