TWO LIVING MAMMOTHS FILMED NEAR NAPAL INDIA IN 1996
BEFORE MARCH, 1996 MAMMOTHS WERE DOGMATICALLY PRONOUNCED "EXTINCT" BY THE MACRO-EVOLUTIONARY FAITHFULL. IN 1998 THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL AIRED "IN SEARCH OF LIVING MAMMOTHS" WHICH PROVED THAT THEIR EXTINCTION WAS GREATLY EXAGGERATED.
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Too short, tusks are too small, not enough hair, and not extinct. No, those are not mammoths. We've seen actual mammoths. We've found whole frozen corpses, not just partial bones like some species, but the whole damned things. We've even cooked and eaten the meat (not recommended, barely fit for dogs.) Mammoths are not some great mystery.
As everyone has said, they're Asian Elephants. And even if someone was to stumble across live mammoths (say, in the depths of Siberia) that wouldn't be the least evidence against the fact of evolution.
Ah, the wonderful modern age we live in. I just did a google on this. Despite his unusual cranial developement, Raja Gaj (King Elephant) was determined to be an Asian elephant (Elephus Maximus) by DNA testing. He lived in Bardiya National Park in Nepal and was considered the largest Asian elephant of modern times. He stood 11.5 feet at the shoulder was estimated to be over 70 years old. He disappeared in December 2007 and has not been seen since. Unless and until further evidence comes to light, I hereby dogmatically declare Mammoths (Mammuthus Primigenius) extinct. Further, I recommend that there should be a Formal Inquiry into just what the fuck any of this actually has to do with the Theory of Evolution. Coincidentally, all the photos these alleged mammoths were seemingly taken on my birthday, March 13th.
A coelacanth was found alive and swimming in 1938, 80 million years after its most recent fossil. It didn't overturn the theory of evolution. All it proved is that the earth is a big place and we haven't found everything yet. Even finding a living T Rex wouldn't have any effect on the theory, since the theory doesn't require any particular species to be extinct.
Come on, everybody. Those are definitely MAMMOTHS.
...nearly-naked mammoths with perhaps a bit smaller tusks, elephantine size and build, with heads shaped pretty much like modern elephants. But they are NOT elephants. They are mammoths.
OH, LOOKIE, HERE!....
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....SABER-TOOTHED CATS!
WHAT'S THIS?....
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....A CAVE MAN!
EMAGHERD!....
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....A REAL LIVE VELOCIRAPTOR!
Uh; Those are so obviously Indian Elephants! There ARE Elephants in India, you know. Also; MAMMOTHS WERE HAIRY LIKE CHEWBACCA!...
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....Here's Chewie for a reference!
By your logic....
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....This is a real life CENTAUR!
Never mind that Centaurs are mythical....while Roger Waters bore a strong resemblance to a horse (during his youth, mainly), he is, by all-accounts a 100% human being!
....nor is he a hybrid of Richard Gere and Harrison Ford. Yes; Those guys are human as well. None of them a prehistoric or mythical non-human animals.
Whatever you've been smoking, even Syd Barrett in his prime would've avoided it like the plague!....
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...."Smoke THAT? *eyeroll* Bitch, please! I'm not a bloddy idiot!"
I'm sorry, in which century were we confused that Mammoths and Elephants were once related species that diverged and changed due to diet and environment, with one dying off due to extremes in their particular niche?
Pretty sure this has been known since the discovery of those cave drawings.
Charlie the Elephant at Butlins Filey:
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He was at the time - the late 1950s - the largest elephant in captivity.
Even by Sir Billy Butlin, Charlie could never be exaggerated.
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So, Neanderthals are not extinct, as we are still here?
Even if they were mammoth, it wouldn't have any impact on the ToE. We find species all the time that were thought to be extinct, but have EVOLVED to fit a different environment.
Micro and macro are the same thing, just on different ends of the scale.
A micro-break is checking Facebook for a couple of minutes, or getting a cup of coffee.
A macro-break is five week's summer vacation, or one year's parental-leave.
Both means you're not working but are still getting paid.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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