johnmuise #fundie johnmuise.deviantart.com

Are you kidding? Adam named all the animals, and got married all in one day. Dog, kind, Horse kind, Sheep kind etc etc, there is only about 8000 different kinds of animals, it probably only took Adam like 2 hours to name them each. Plus Adam came pre-programmed from God he was probably the smartest man ever.

You guys don't believe in miracles, i know its hard for you.

How do you know? Did you ask Adam ? or Noah?

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