In the future Darwinism will be looked upon as we now look upon the flat earth theory.
I'd venture a guess that if you were able to communicate with Mr. Darwin now that he'd tell you most emphatically that his theory of evolution is wrong, has always been wrong and that the Universe and everything in it was created
by Almighty God.
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Yeah, but that's a guess, and Darwin is dead.
Of course, if he were still alive and he said that, he'd be wrong since we have the fossils and thus we win.
"In the future Darwinism will be looked upon as we now look upon the flat earth theory."
You people have been singing this same song for 150 years.
"I'd venture a guess that if you were able to communicate with Mr. Darwin now that he'd tell you most emphatically that his theory of evolution is wrong, has always been wrong and that the Universe and everything in it was created
by Almighty God."
Conveniently for you, Darwin is dead and we can't ask him anything at all so you can assume anything you want about what he'd say.
"I'd venture a guess .."
OK, starting out reasonably humble.
"emphatically .. has always been wrong"
No more drinky-poo for you.
Look, Ill make it simple for you, and even though it really doesnt work this way I am going to give you a SPECIAL treatment:
Darwin will be proven absolutely wrong the very MOMENT when Jesus comes rapture.
My chips are on on Darwin.
*I'd* venture a guess that if you were able to communicate with Jesus of Nazareth, he'd wonder who these Luke, Mark, Matthew, and John guys were, and why they keep saying he's the Son of God. Never mind this creep named Paul ...
In the future christianity will be looked upon as we now look upon the dinosaurs.
I'd venture a guess that if you were able to communicate with Mr. Christ now that he'd tell you most emphatically that his theory of religion is wrong, has always been wrong and that the universe and everything in it was not created
by an almighty God.
'In the future Darwinism will be looked upon as we now look upon the flat earth theory.'
Still stuck in the ice age, Charlie D. Shows the only thing that never evolves, especially in intelligence, is a fundy Christian.
"In the future Darwinism will be looked upon as we now look upon the flat earth theory."
The irony here, is that flat earth was supported by fundies, just like creationism is supported by them now.
Your guess would be wrong douchebag, but even if Darwin said that evolution was wrong, it wouldn't change the fact that evolution is a fact. Period.
The only common thread between evolution and flat earth is that christians are, as usual, on the wrong side of the argument.
Please, take some time and really learn something about evolution.
Wait, is this THE "Charlie Daniels"? He's smoked WAY too much weed and drank too much liquor. He never was a bright man to begin with, but this just takes the cake. And I thought all creationists believed in the flat earth theory, they're both dumb as fuck, and only idiots would believe them. They go hand in hand. Oh well, CD is still a redneck hick moron.
In the future Darwinism will be looked upon as we now look upon the flat earth theory.
You mean, as an approximation that's accurate under a subset of all possible data that, while not incorrect, forms the basis of a greater, more complex and complete system? Much the same way that Classial Physics, far from being disproved by Modern Physics, is in fact a limiting case of it, as described by the correspondence principle?
Flat earth isn't wrong, it's just a limiting case of the spherical earth model - the one you get as the ratio of the length scale over which you make observations of the surface of the planet to the radius of the planet tends towards zero. A straight line has zero curvature, which can be defined by an arc of infinite radius, and similarly a spherical surface of infinite radius becomes a plane.
The flat earth "theory" (Quotation marks added because it really isn't a theory at all)?
Doesn't your precious Bible say it's true?
Also, evolution is actually supported by facts, unlike the flat earth thing.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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