in response to "Then to be more like God, we should all drown our children when they misbehave."
God didn’t drown His children, Noah and his family were spared.
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Drown all but a single drunkard and his family then let him curse one of his sons to slavery for walking in on him passed out naked on the floor.
Yeah, real example of divine wisdom and mercy that. Pick a favorite when drowning the litter and fuck anyone else.
I just had to submit this quote from Statler Waldorf, the village idiot of atheistforums.org.
I guess we're all God's children until we do something he doesn't like.
God didn’t drown His children, Noah and his family were spared.
I bet those cherries were insanely delicious, considering you picked the ones that looked the best to you.
@Doubting Thomas et al.: I'm pretty sure the idea here is that because of Original Sin, no one starts off fit to be deemed a child (i.e. deathlessly loyal follower) of God. Until they think to swear fealty through the Sinner's Prayer or other element, they're deemed children of Belial.
That God created them isn't the issue here. To this lot, humanity, through their source Adam, betrayed God to side with Belial. Effectively, God is doing a mass version of I Have No Son for anyone who hasn't explicitly converted.
"God didn’t drown His children, Noah and his family were spared."
Oh well, that's all right then.
Please don't take the names of two Muppets characters in vain, Mr. "Statler Waldorf." We know very well that you aren't a pair of lovably curmudgeonly puppets. Those guys have more brains than you, and they're made of felt. They're smarter and better at heckling than Philip-George, too.
God didn’t drown His children, Noah and his family were spared.
This guy would make a great criminal defense lawyer. Maybe he should contact Whitey Bulger. Damn it, he'd walk out free.
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