However, this is no laughing matter. It feels like I'm being targeted here. Within the last three-four days I've seen bark figures walk parallel to me then disappear behind trees. I've seen smaller figures all over the place. I've felt things follow me. I've had a black figure walk RIGHT IN FRONT of me. Just now, the lights in my dorm room flickered then dimmed, and they're BRAND NEW lights mind you. On top of that, my shoulders're going crazy, and everytime I plead the blood or say 'The Lord rebuke ye/you!' I have chills crawl up my spine like nothing other.
I dunno, maybe I'm being targeted, especially since we're getting closer towards All Hollow's Eve/Samhain/Halloween (hate calling it that, seems too commercialized now-a-days), and I don't care what y'all think, 10/31 is when my senses go berzerk...maybe it's this time of the year that the boundaries between this plain and the next are less shrouded? Maybe the 31st of October is the Satanic equvilant of Christmas? I don't know, all I know is that I'm in danger no matter where I am. Something bad's coming, either on 10/31 or before, but by the end of the month, something's gonna go down.
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Reminds me of that guy from Platoon, "Sarge, I got a real bad feeling about this, I don't think I'm gonna make it." Of course, American soldiers during the Vietnam debacle had plenty of REASON to feel like that.
Actually Tiger it is a laughing matter, you've scared yourself silly, I think that's pretty funny. Check your senses they may be berserk all year round, and yes, you are being targeted; Satan, Wiccans, the Democratic Party, that kid who picked on you in grammer school and the FBI are all out to get you.BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>
Something bad's coming, either on 10/31 or before, but by the end of the month, something's gonna go down.
The stress of mid-term exams must be getting to this person. But seriously, this person sounds like he's gone over the edge, and needs some psychiatric help immediately. I wouldn't want to be in the same dorm with this guy - he sounds like someone I met when I was in school, and it was very very scary!
It feels like I'm being targeted here. Within the last three-four days I've seen bark figures walk parallel to me then disappear behind trees. I've seen smaller figures all over the place. I've felt things follow me.
He's seen "bark figures" that disappear behind trees? What, he's being stalked by Ents? Methinks he's being too hasty in his conclusions!
I'm torn between feeling sad for him and giving in to headdesk...
Maybe the 31st of October is the Satanic equvilant of Christmas?
Sounds like god is out to get you. After all, when you invoke his name, you get chills, and everything still happens. My advice? Kill yourself. Nothing god likes more than that, and it'll get him off your back. Plus you get to heaven faster that way! Trust me.
You're delusional. You need professional help. No, not your pastor, not Christian counselling, you need professional psychiatric attention. Or, maybe you could just lay off the 'shrooms.
However, this is no laughing matter. Giggle.
It feels like I'm being targeted here. Within the last three-four days I've seen bark figures walk parallel to me then disappear behind trees.
They are called dogs. (I know it was probably a typo, dark|bark, but I could not resist.)
I've seen smaller figures all over the place. I've felt things follow me. I've had a black figure walk RIGHT IN FRONT of me.
Tee hee.
Just now, the lights in my dorm room flickered then dimmed, and they're BRAND NEW lights mind you.
Ha ha ha. Ever hear of power fluctuations?
On top of that, my shoulders're going crazy, and everytime I plead the blood or say 'The Lord rebuke ye/you!' I have chills crawl up my spine like nothing other.
The evil forces must have a stronger magic than your God. Bra ha ha ha!
I dunno, maybe I'm being targeted, especially since we're getting closer towards All Hollow's Eve/Samhain/Halloween, and I don't care what y'all think, 10/31 is when my senses go berzerk...maybe it's this time of the year that the boundaries between this plain and the next are less shrouded?
Or maybe plane? You really in university?
Maybe the 31st of October is the Satanic equvilant of Christmas? I don't know, all I know is that I'm in danger no matter where I am. Something bad's coming, either on 10/31 or before, but by the end of the month, something's gonna go down.
ROTFL
Well, perhaps we should inform old Tiger here that the ancient festival of Samhain doesn't actually fall on October 31st. Due to the switchover from the Julian to the Gregorian callendar, the date got shifted. Samhain should rightfully be held on either November 5th or November 12th, if you are holding to a regular schedule. But even that would be a mistake, since Samhain traditionally was celebrated on the first moonless night after the first frost...it changed date every year.true evil neither waits for a specific night to act, nor looks evil.
I've seen smaller figures all over the place.
There's a word for those figures: children. Don't worry, they scare me too.
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