[In response to a news article about the US bombing a Muslim school with children still in the school]
*sniff* They never had a chance to blow themselves up *sniff* Oh, oh, the humanity. *sniff* Al-Zwahari School of Homocide Bombing and Cultic Brainwashing (al-Zwahari affectionately refers to it as, Alma-Mater) gone forever. Oh, *sniff*, Boo-Hoo! Well, here is some comfort,*sniff* for ya, think of all the virgins they got waiting for them-"payment in full".
['How you can joke about the killing of CHILDREN and still consider yourself a Christian is beyond me!']
Hey, you sit here and snivvle about something you know ZERO about. If you think those 'kids' are coloring pictures, reading "see spot run" think again. Your spoiled existance mirroring other people's behavior after us is getting dillusional. You think I cant find passages in the Bible where Israel was told to exterminate their ENTIRE mortal enemies, men, women, children? Guess what they(Israel) did? They spared the women and children, only to have those children grow up and come after them with even greater vengence. A little baby alligator will grow up into an......ALIGATOR.
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Every time I think Mr. C can't possibly get any more hateful, racist, and un-Christian, he always manages to pull it off.
A little baby alligator will grow up into an......ALIGATOR
A little baby alligator will grow up into an......ALIGATOR
Children taught to kill infidels are not evil, their teachers are. The actions may be evil, however they are not in this case carried out with evil intent but a misguided intent to do what they have been taught is good.
Please, can someone tell me where I go to opt out of the human race? I think I'd rather live somewhere else - among the amoeba on the third moon of Alpha Centauri 6, perhaps. It's got to be better than sharing a planet with the likes of Mr Coulter & Co.
Following that basis, we could say that in Sep 11 there were a lot of potential terrorist, thieves, rapist..........man it is a school. Are you asuming that the kids are all in Madrasas?. Besides, you should win the award, AT LEAST HE´S HONEST. You believe that the Bible condones genocide, but, of course, don´t use the same argument against the radical moslems. Osama could say the same.
If your god is one tenth
TEMPUS:
Tempus & Redhunter:
...Actually, they spared the virgin girls for their own purposes. And if you marched into my house, killed my dad and brother, and raped me, my sister, and my mom, I think I'd be pretty pissed too.
I could use the same reasoning with you. I could say that people can bomb fundamentalist schools. After all, aren´t they taught that commiting genocide and saving the virgin girls is ok?. Of course I can´t, but you have to be consequent. By the way, I TAUGHT IN EGYPT, and I have to say that, apart from the fact that we did the same thing, they are the most respectful people I have met.
A little baby alligator will grow up into an......ALIGATOR.
Coulter,if you pray to Me and beseech Me for My aid,I WILL ANSWER your prayer and will provide you with the Miraculous Spell Checker.
"A little baby alligator will grow up into an......ALIGATOR."
And, with the help of fundie parents like you a little baby racist will grow up into an......RACIST.
Funny how those things work.
P.S. I know I need to work on my own little extreme values disorder, but I think even joking about dead kids should be grounds for a one way ticket to whatever hell someone crazier then you belives in.
So my Muslim friend who goes to a Catholic school is secretly building a pipe bomb to destroy the place? Who knew?
It doesn't matter if those kids were Muslim, being brainwashed (if they were at all), they were still CHILDREN.
Get a life, you worthless monster.
You are sick. You need help. How much have you educated yourself about Muslims? I would seriously consider professional help. God won't do it for you. The universe, or "GOD", gave you all the tools to help yourself.
are you insane? do you actually know any muslims?
according to your own religion, children automatically go to heaven. and following your own logic, we should kill all Muslim or Middle Eastern children.
did you know that a very small percentage of middle eastern people are freedom fighters? most of them are normal people with families and kids. muslim schools do not teach children to be suicide bombers. at best one or two of the kids we bombed would have grown up to be a freedom fighter. probably none of them would have.
your ignorance astounds and disgusts me. how do you live with yourself and your curdled, twisted, reeking little heart of hatred?
How many Muslims do you know, Mr Coulter? I know at least five, probably more as I don't talk about religion with everyone I meet.
I know for a fact that Muslim children also color pictures and read children's books.
A child adopted from Iran by Christian parents in US will grow up to become an American Christian.
Uh. I volunteer at a Muslim school. They have Arabic as a foreign language, and they have a separate Islamic Studies class. Otherwise, it's all the same. And you know what else? They teach evolution in science classes.
Also, there are a few Christian kids who attend :)
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K YOU!!!! NOW!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO LIVE, YOU LITTLE SORRY LITTLE EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN!
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