were not freaking pokemon come on, do you think a fish really turned into a monkey and that a monkey turned into a human? fish breath water, monkeys throw phieces at each other werre way different. GO CREATION THEORY
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Yes, we did evolve from something that would be classified as either a money or an ape. yes, that creature did evolve from something that would be classified as a fish, and no, this did not happen in 3 generations or after 10 levels for each state.
This is worth its weight in gold.
"were not freaking pokemon"
No shit Sherlock, pokemon is a cartoon and pokemon "evolving" in a cartoon has nothing to do with how real species evolve in the real world.
"GO CREATION THEORY"
What theory? It's a collection of myths mixed with a wholesale denial of reality.
monkeys throw phieces at each other werre way different
Could've fooled me.
Dung flinging is one of the most popular human activities, particularly among those without anything better to back up their arguments, like evidence or logic.
We've just got more sophisticated - instead of hurling physical faeces, we savage each other verbally, we defame, we attack ad-hominem. The principle is the same.
Um, fish don't exactly breathe water, they breathe Oxygen just like we do, they just extract it from an environment of mostly water just like we extract Oxygen from an environment of mostly Nitrogen.
Fish do not breathe water. Monkeys have only been observed throwing feces in captivity, demonstrating that it's a learned behavior out of boredom and curiosity (and thus further demonstrating, not that different in cognitive capacity than humans).
Dear .:::.fof.:::.,
Please stop raping me.
Kind regards,
The Theory of Evolution
PS. In oppose to your preferred theory, mine does not involve magic, so no, I do not believe that a fish ever turned into a monkey.
Learn how to spell, dumbass.
By the way, fish don't breathe water.
AQF Tard Fundie. Unsurprising. Makes me wonder why I'm registered there.
Anyway, a monkey will also screetch incoherently. Way to prove evolution there, jackass.
Which Creation Theory? They all make about as much sense as the next one
Christian: God made the world in 6 days, then made the first man out of clay and the first woman from the first man's rib
Norse: Fire and Ice met in the void and then other shit happens and a hermaphroditic giant gave birth to the first two humans
Egyptian: The god Atum jerked off and made the world.
(I'm not making that up:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creation_myth#Middle_East )
"were not freaking pokemon come on, do you think a fish really turned into a monkey and that a monkey turned into a human?"
that's what we've been trying to tell creationists for years. learn how evolution works before arguing against it!
Phieces?
Well, phuck me running.
'GO CREATION THEORY' makes me think of another golden Groening moment:
Bart: Hooray for science! Woooo!
Principal Skinner: Well, I approve of the 'hooray' but I'm not sure about the 'woo'.
I found this post to be so mind-meltingly stupid that it actually transmogrified into being awesome.
Confused?
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