There are no atheistic animals, and there are no atheistic people. God said so here, Psalm 19, and the below verse:
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Similarly, it is written in the book of Juju that all who claim to worship the God of the Bible are lying, and have small penises to boot.
Pretty self-explanatory, do you not think?
"There are no atheistic animals, and there are no atheistic people. God said so here, Psalm 19,"
There are no six legged insects.
Pretty self-explanatory, do you not think?
Pretty self-explanatory, do you not think?
Well, seeing as how your 'God' is nothing more than a fairytale created by a bunch of Bronze Age goatfuckers with ideas above their stations, no.
Also, Princess Celestia & Princess Luna; the animal analogues of Amun Ra/the 'Aten'/Amaterasu, and Diana/Artemis respecively:
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The former is Omnibenevolent , the latter much the wiser: as proven by her helping to defeat Daybreaker.
Pretty self-explanatory, do you not think? [/Teach the Controversy]
WHO said so? God? Not to me, he didn't! Sorry, but as I have most of my marbles and do not talk to imaginary creatures, I don't believe a word of it, and am an atheist. And that squirrel in the back yard told me he doesn't either!
I know there's one or more funny retords in my mind, but they've either already been said, or I can't force them out.
So I'm going to say something a bit more philosophical and serious. And a lot more sensible than your drivel. You say that atheist cannot exist, because god is a thing, right? Well I say that, if (any) god were to give undeniable, factual proof of his/her/it/their existence, then there would only be atheists anymore and no more theistic people. Why? Because atheism is simply the lack of belief and/or faith in a deity. If there really were proof for a deity, then it would no longer be a matter of faith, now would it? I mean, am I religious because I say the sun exists? No, because don't need faith to say so, I can prove it.
Think about that, mister "Ambass ador".
They really think "my book says you don't really not believe so THERE" is an argument, don't they? Like a cult of tantruming four-year-olds flailing on the ground & screaming "NO" when it's time for bed.
@Denizen :
"God said so-"
a·the·ist
noun: atheist; plural noun: atheists
a person who disbelieves or lacks belief in the existence of God or gods.
Pretty self-explanatory. Do you not think? (What am I saying, of course you don't think.)
"There are no atheistic animals, and there are no atheistic people. God said so..."
I read the rest of this. But I didn't need to.
In a thousand years' time people will be debating whether Wolverine existed or not. The naysayers will point out that there was an earlier figure who was captured by the military, had metal driven through his body, was presumed dead but rose again and saved the human race. The Wolverinists on the other hand will point to the comics and movies and say "Pretty self-explanatory, do you not think?"
@KingOfRhye:
I really don't think deities are high on animals' list of priorities. The here and now is the focus of their attention, if not the only thing they think about.
By George H. Smith's definitions, that would make animals implicit atheists: they don't believe in gods because they don't think about gods.
A man sees a boy with a box of kittens The man goes over and says "Oh what cute kittens!" The boy replies "Yes they are Christian kittens".
About a week later the man sees the boy again with the same batch of kittens. Once again he walks over and says "my, those are just adorable!" The boy replies "Yes, they are atheist kittens" The man asks "wait, weren't they christian before?" The boy looks at the man and says "Yeah but they have their eyes open now"
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/religiousjokes/atheistjokes.html
You worship a tyrant and a bloddy egomaniac who offs himself for three days and the expects undying servitude from an entire species of sentients.
@SomeApe
Except cats are actually very empathic creatures and will give you their utmost love, only they expect to be shown some empathy first from this big creature whom could easily kill them, it`s to be expected and they are ever so grateful for it. After all, you too would be more inclined toward petting a bear or a big cat, had you seen them acting friendly first, wouldn`t you? ;)
“There are no atheistic animals, and there are no atheistic people. God said so here, Psalm 19, and the below verse:”
“For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made,”
“Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,”
“Pretty self-explanatory, do you not think?”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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