David J. Stewart #fundie jesus-is-savior.com

If men came from apes, then why are there still apes? Hmmm. It doesn't take a PhD (post-hole digger) to figure that one out. Do you realize just how stupid the theories of evolution are? I mean, evolutionists literally claim that the universe started with a BIG BANG (order out of chaos). The Bible teaches the exact opposite, that an Intelligent Designer created the universe. Evolutionists claim that all life on earth began with a rock floating in space, and then it rained for millions of years (forming a soup across the face of the earth), which eventually somehow sprung forth into life. And they laugh at Christians who teach creationism? Evolutionists still cannot explain where time started? Could there have been a time when there was no time? If so, then what existed before time? Perplexing thought, huh? God is the only plausible answer. By the way, here's a good way to silence an atheist. Ask him if he believes in aliens? Many atheists will say "yes." Then ask him why couldn't God be an alien?

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